Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Old English Roast Beef]

While he went silent for short periods of time, finally he triumphantly oinked a photo from a bar, #DTLIW and all that. The brothermen quickly localized the bar, and it was in the middle between the courthouse and the half-hovel. Imagination ran wild, but a few days later, Fattrick and Niki signed the amortization plan, so it seemed like a kind of fast exam had taken place, or Niki had gone for the two of them. ...

On the day of the exam, Fattrick was strapped to a chair and was driven to the courthouse. Minutes before the exam taking place, in a routine literally taken out of a vaudeville act, a piggy escapes from the parking lot and trots frantically away in the alleys of Milwaukee (while Niki sighs and resigns to her fate), trying to find the first bar he can to Xweet (formerly Tweet) a random photo at a certain time to #DLTIW.

The debtor's exam wasn't even at the courthouse but at the Hemmer Law Offices which is nowhere nearby. Imagine having more masturbatory fantasies than Fattrick does.

 

[Markorian]

Well, sad to lose sneed.today, but it is nice being able to patpost in classic KF green again though.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Imagine how fucking insufferable Patrick would be if he had ascended to the realm of DNC shills like Brooklyn Dad Defiant or cuckservatives like Rick Wilson.

The fact that Pat snatched defeat from the jaws of victory in terms of his career is something he has no choice but to blame on the funsters. Otherwise he'd have to face the reality: that he's a pointlessly belligerent cunt to almost everyone he encounters, including those who would otherwise be his natural allies. There is documentation of this happening years before he ever came across the OnA radar.

Pat did this to himself. The funsters just made it more comical and less tragic.

 

[internet friend]

What's the odds that he's gonna duck out on this one, go to a bar and have to get arrested?

 

[Probably An Autist]

The pat news really made my week tbh. He's such a retard (and also fat (and I also wouldn't have sex with him) (and he also has bitch tits and owes quasi nearly 40 grand)))

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hazard a guess that an incredibly disagreeable, narcissistic and loudmouthed fatass will not do well. He might make a crude paper-doll that he can insult, child and talk down to, the Twitter-Turkey will be hard to overcome.

There must be a blue moon tonight, because I'm fairly confident that Pat is right about not going to jail. We'll simply have a repeat of this headline, with Florida swapped out for Wisconsin.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

That's the thing newcomers to the Pativerse need to understand; He's already lost. This isn't like other cows in legal trouble who have a big long fight left where the funny outcome is denied to us because of lolcow luck. The funny outcome already happened and he's been saddled with a judgement debt, and the debt domesticated in his jurisdiction. This is the "pay willingly or be forced to pay" phase of the process. Everything during and after this time is a nice bonus to the comedy that is his life. Pat playing like he can delay and stall his way into a different outcome just sets the stage for more and bigger laughs.

He's the guy who goes for a run, sees a sign that says 'beehive city's, runs through it while hitting all the bee hives, and then tries to backflip and breaks his neck

 

[Markorian]

What's the odds that he's gonna duck out on this one, go to a bar and have to get arrested?

Higher than just about ANYONE else in this situation (barring the fact that pretty much no one else is retarded enough to get themselves into his situation to begin with). I'd imagine he'd take this more seriously than the debtor exam he played hooky at the bar for, but I also didn't expect him to do that at all. Meanwhile, he's responding to things in EXACTLY the same way as he did back then when people bring up this hearing.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

The pat news really made my week tbh. He's such a retard (and also fat (and I also wouldn't have sex with him) (and he also has bitch tits and owes quasi nearly 40 grand)))

It's always a pleasure to meet another Lisp programmer!

 

[oopsie doodle]

It's always a pleasure to meet another Lisp programmer!

Three open paren, four close. I threw all of my puzzle pieces and spilled my juice box.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Three open paren, four close. I threw all of my puzzle pieces and spilled my juice box.

Don't get upset. I will protect you.

 

[kcbbq]

I don't know what he thinks he's going to get out of this. Having the sheriffs show up to take all your toys to auction off and give the proceeds to your lolsuit victim isn't a show anyone should want to give their neighbors, but he's going to get that if he keeps this up.

 

[Spunt]

What's the odds that he's gonna duck out on this one, go to a bar and have to get arrested?

I mean, it shouldn't happen. Anyone with functioning neurons should be able to not do this. But then again never underestimate human stupidity in general and Pat's arrogant retardation in particular. But blowing off a court hearing to get wasted is the kind of thing crackheads do. Maybe Pat's alcoholism really is that bad?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I don't know what he thinks he's going to get out of this. Having the sheriff's show up to take all your toys to auction off and give the proceeds to your lolsuit victim isn't a show anyone should want to give their neighbors, but he's going to get that if he keeps this up.

"No stalker children, you can't take my possessions. I owe nothing and I'm still not paying to be harrassed by facist children"

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I should build a basic web storefront themed in Pat and offer it to him for free so he can sell his belongings to the funsters. I bet he can raise enough money to pay off his debt to quazi. His fart blanket, his retarded outdoor chairs, his toilet. patBay, or ePig or something.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I amazed by his determination that he doesn’t have to pay and everyone else is going to prison.

At this point I unironically believe that if teased, Pat would say "Don't owe a penny stalker" even if he was the middle of his, Tyrone's and D'amarcus' prison polycule 3rd wedding anniversary ceremony.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

At this point I unironically believe that if teased, Pat would say "Don't owe a penny stalker" even if he was the middle of his, Tyrone's and D'amarcus' prison polycule 3rd wedding anniversary ceremony.

Mutt's Law strikes yet again.

I don't know what he thinks he's going to get out of this. Having the sheriff's show up to take all your toys to auction off and give the proceeds to your lolsuit victim isn't a show anyone should want to give their neighbors, but he's going to get that if he keeps this up.

If and when that happens, you just know the Pests will record it and spread the video far and wide.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Imagine how fucking insufferable Patrick would be if he had ascended to the realm of DNC shills like Brooklyn Dad Defiant or cuckservatives like Rick Wilson. His bloated head would explode like in Scanners.

That would have been awesome. It's one thing for KWs and OnA to laugh at you but imagine Republican reps reminding people that the average never Trumper (he claims to be conservative) is a deadbeat dad that owes money. A whole nation of people shitting on him and Fox News having a news segment where they analyze the debt he owes.

 

[Begemot]

Wish I could give a react that's half autistic, half feels

Wish I could shove my 20-inch trans black dick down Patrick's throat....

 

[The Feline Solution]

Pat in prison would be like Beecher from season 1 of Oz, but his character arc stops at Schillinger trooning him out and branding him as property as he takes a liking to this. He's into things.

Can't resist reposting this whenever Oz is mentioned: