Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Can't resist reposting this whenever Oz is mentioned:

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[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I haven't seen the full filings that are getting Fatrick's tits twisted. Did the filings alert the judge that Patrick is indeed fat?

 

[Mr Moonface]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I haven't seen the full filings that are getting Fatrick's tits twisted. Did the filings alert the judge that Patrick is indeed fat?

Not only that, but they also alerted the judge that Patrick has bitch tits and doesn't owe Quasi a dime.

 

[analrapist]

Three open paren, four close. I threw all of my puzzle pieces and spilled my juice box.

(((( )))

Now we're all balanced again. You can come back to the thread now.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

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Wasn't he mocking everyone for believing aliens were real when there was that whole UFO fiasco?

*Edit:

Here's the whole retarded lecture. Gather 'round and enjoy a lesson on space from a fat idiot who failed every high school science class:

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He did! I guess he thought a lot of people want to hear his retard takes again on the subject.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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Humanity is the galaxy's lolcow and Earth is the aliens' Kiwi Farms.

There, I just saved you a thousand likes.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Wasn't he mocking everyone for believing aliens were real when there was that whole UFO fiasco?

Great imagination and curiosity about the world for a sci-fi writer.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, sad to lose sneed.today, but it is nice being able to patpost in classic KF green again though.

I thought for sure this was it, the knock was coming and I'd get to enjoy prison but no, blue balls yet again. Losing our favorite domains just makes me ask: why us?

 

[Piggle Rick]

I haven't seen the full filings that are getting Fatrick's tits twisted. Did the filings alert the judge that Patrick is indeed fat?

Yep, the affidavit of service confirms that an independent person observed him to be 5’7” and 200 pounds. That’s officially obese by medical standards, child.

 

[LGHDR+]

I want the judge to know that’s what he was doing at the relevant time. I also want the judge to know what Piggy said about the previous judge. Basically, I want the judge angy.

Call me optimistic, but if the judge freaks out over a layer's ascots, he's going to lose his mother fucking mind over Fatty Fattness' antics. I just hope he doesn't have a stroke from the retardation before he can make the judgment.

 

[bile demon]

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[LGHDR+]

I should build a basic web storefront themed in Pat and offer it to him for free so he can sell his belongings to the funsters. I bet he can raise enough money to pay off his debt to quazi. His fart blanket, his retarded outdoor chairs, his toilet. patBay, or ePig or something.

fatBay

 

[Maude Snew]

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If you think about it, a water balloon filled with paint can stop a full scale alien invasion just as well as a secret XCOM strike force. Do have fun.

 

[Jacknife]

Do you think after being to prison Pat will simultaniously say that he is a Prison-hardened warrior and also deny that he went to Prison at all?

 

[Bloitzhole]

Dzien Dobry fellow Slavkiwis. With our migration to Pierogiland, I feel it is once again important to point out that by Polish standards, Patrick is highly obese, rotund and FAT.

 

[Lady Crow]

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Insufferable. This is such a good example of why people Patpost.

"If this gets 1k likes, I'll show up to my contempt hearing! C'mon guys! Let's see what you can do!"

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Dzien Dobry fellow Slavkiwis. With our migration to Pierogiland, I feel it is once again important to point out that by Polish standards, Patrick is highly obese, rotund and FAT.

Hide your little blonde cherubs, Piggy's switching the menu to kielbasi.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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He should try one where if he gets 1k likes he'll shut the fuck up for 24 hours. That might get a little more traction.

 

[Blackstar]

UWAGA. Świnka Tomlinson zjadła wszystkie pączki. Proszę schować wszystkich małych czarnuchów i się modlić do Jana Pawła II o zbawienie od tego koszmaru