Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

it must have been a terrible shock for the person LARPing as a man to be treated like one.

this is one of the things i always find most entertaining about pooners. they walk around larping as what they think is a man; but as with all women, they think they know what it is to be a man but they really dont. usually they get by just fine since everyone still treats them as a woman, but there are instances where they get treated as men, and in those cases reality usually hits them pretty hard; it's those moments which are truly the best.

Of course it's the gay man character. He wouldn't fuck you even if he were real, Aiden.

of course a pooner fantasizes about a gay relationship. that's a free spot on the pooner bingo. and no, arcade wouldnt go near a woman. how long will it take before aidens realize that gay men are not interested in anything with a vagina? gay men are grossed out by them, even if you refer to them as bonus holes or front holes. they arnt too keen on rot dogs either. id say an AGP troon has more of a chance with a lesbian than an aiden has with a true gay man.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Of course it's the gay man character. He wouldn't fuck you even if he were real, Aiden.

It is Arcade isn't it?
I was trying to think who it was, you're right it's the gay Enclave guy from the Mormon Fort in Freeside. He's always worth doing the loyalty mission for because you get the Enclave power armor and the Enclave pensioners at the final battle.
Fucking lol of all the characters, Li'l Pooner hones in one the gay doctor like a true Fujoshi

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

It is Arcade isn't it?
I was trying to think who it was, you're right it's the gay Enclave guy from the Mormon Fort in Freeside. He's always worth doing the loyalty mission for because you get the Enclave power armor and the Enclave pensioners at the final battle.
Fucking lol of all the characters, Li'l Pooner hones in one the gay doctor like a true Fujoshi

he is also just a good companion in general to have. his plasma defender pistol does pretty good damage, he can wear power armor, so rush over to one of the dead brotherhood guys grab some, his perk of increasing the health recovered by stimpacks is nice, and it is fun to sell him as a slave to ceasar once in a while.

 

[PaladinBoo]

It is Arcade isn't it?
I was trying to think who it was, you're right it's the gay Enclave guy from the Mormon Fort in Freeside. He's always worth doing the loyalty mission for because you get the Enclave power armor and the Enclave pensioners at the final battle.
Fucking lol of all the characters, Li'l Pooner hones in one the gay doctor like a true Fujoshi

If you think that is bad just wait until Baldur's Gate 3 comes out. The devs went out of their way to create two characters, Astarion a gay twink elf vampire and Haslin a twink elf druid, that pooners and fujoshi's would latch onto like flies on shit. Keep an eye on the Baldur's Gate 3 community. I have a good feeling we will see some great fujoshi and pooner memes coming out of there.

 

[cybertoaster]

of course a pooner fantasizes about a gay relationship

They are gonna have to do like "transbians" who just give up and date each other.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

They are gonna have to do like "transbians" who just give up and date each other.

i think ultimatly they dont see other pooners as real men when it comes to dating, so id oubt most of them will go lesbian with extra steps. but the thing is they dont have to date each other, plenty of straight guys are willing to date them, especially the ones who dont have rot dogs. if they get rot dogs then im not sure who would ever date them.

 

[cybertoaster]

i think ultimatly they dont see other pooners as real men when it comes to dating, so id oubt most of them will go lesbian with extra steps. but the thing is they dont have to date each other, plenty of straight guys are willing to date them, especially the ones who dont have rot dogs. if they get rot dogs then im not sure who would ever date them.

Only the good looking pre-op pre-T ones, and even then I don't know many guys willing to play along with the gay couple crap for some pussy, not even the desperate ones.

Also most of these lunatics got strap-ons and want to use them.

 

[Heinous Fuckery]

I found a Pooner emoji.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Something I made in photoshop in honor of the hecking valid manly men who got into D&D due to the shipping community and are really looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Something I made in photoshop in honor of the hecking valid manly men who got into D&D due to the shipping community and are really looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3.
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Your Pooner looks like if Leafy was a Pooner.
Same chin.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Your Pooner looks like if Leafy was a Pooner.
Same chin.

To be fair it is a recolor of a meme of a pooner who is obsessed with anime. I just added Critical Role and Baldur's Gate 3 characters as they are very popular with the shipping, yaoi and pooner communities who have now infested the D&D community.

 

[Poonocchio]

Pooner on Twitter having an angry tantrum

Right, which one of you is this.
Lil' Dood is roid raging.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

It is Arcade isn't it?
I was trying to think who it was, you're right it's the gay Enclave guy from the Mormon Fort in Freeside. He's always worth doing the loyalty mission for because you get the Enclave power armor and the Enclave pensioners at the final battle.
Fucking lol of all the characters, Li'l Pooner hones in one the gay doctor like a true Fujoshi

And apparently "irrumator" is Latin for "cocksucker", especially in the context of rape and forced oral sodomy. Stay classy, pooners.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And apparently "irrumator" is Latin for "cocksucker", especially in the context of rape and forced oral sodomy. Stay classy, pooners.

And I don't think she used it right, it should be "Irrumatari" if Arcade was calling someone it. I could be wrong, Classical Roman insults are difficult, although theres some fun ones written as graffiti at Pompeii.

 

[PaladinBoo]

And apparently "irrumator" is Latin for "cocksucker", especially in the context of rape and forced oral sodomy. Stay classy, pooners.

Part of me thinks that a pooners greatest desire is to either be raped by a gay man or rape a gay man. Given the fact that a lot of the yaoi they consume have a lot of rapey content in them it wouldn't be surprising to me.

 

[Salvador Dali]

the /tttt/ subreddit is filled with depression posting about how they don't pass and get mogged by everyone. It had seemed like they had given up on making caricatures of themselves until I saw this Pooner post yesterday

Pooners seem to be a dying art form. Here’s my first poonsona since being on T

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Unironiclly, i think this is one of my favorite pooners. Don't worry little dood, you'll make it someday.

the /tttt/ subreddit is filled with depression posting about how they don't pass and get mogged by everyone. It had seemed like they had given up on making caricatures of themselves until I saw this Pooner post yesterday

Pooners seem to be a dying art form. Here’s my first poonsona since being on T

 

[Poonocchio]

Thank you for blessing us with this lil Tuna Pooner. I love the lopsided, hairy milkers.
In the time I couldn't get on KF because I am a huge retard and couldn't work Tor out, I finally left all social media entirely because I am sick of seeing the way society is declining so rapidly - I really missed this place and you all for the sanity and being able to laugh at this shit instead of sinking into deep despair at it all. Okay, too much niceties for one day, you're all faggots. Thanks.

 

[umami's milk]

the /tttt/ subreddit is filled with depression posting about how they don't pass and get mogged by everyone. It had seemed like they had given up on making caricatures of themselves until I saw this Pooner post yesterday

Pooners seem to be a dying art form. Here’s my first poonsona since being on T
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As the great Katzun once declared, "REAL MEN KEEP THEIR TITS!"

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Something I made in photoshop in honor of the hecking valid manly men who got into D&D due to the shipping community and are really looking forward to Baldur's Gate 3.
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Why do they want to look like fujo bait, it's almost like the girls from late 2000s who fell for emo boys and twilight n shit want to become the emo boys now. As long as they go for the yaoi shit it's okay, once they come for the actual men like guts, mad Max, Batman and the like I'm gonna gas them all.