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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Derek Savage may be a retarded yokel, but he isn't like...literally retarded. Cynthia is basically a petulant child.
I genuinely think there is something wrong with Derek's head. No sane person would look at his movies and say "Yes, this is good enough" or organize a an event celebrating stoner culture to promote a movie meant for children. He's not as broken as Cherie but he clearly is broken.
 
But what then? Would she become the wogglebug? The regal wogglebug would be presented with the voice of a lady, which would be inappropriate for the beacon of masculinity and heterosexuality that he is.

Obviously she'd use text to speech with a filter over it. She could even cut costs for her future films by using this technique.
 

Woggle-Vlog 101 - New Wogglebug Voice Found​




Another week, another call for funds !

Fear not, dear Wogglebug fans, for the Woggleverse welcomes the new voice of our beloved hero !

Here is his fiverr page:

She'll need to shell out 270 wogglebucks for the next movie as "most" of the patreon funds goes towards the website (yet another u-turn on the finance situation).
 
Fear not, dear Wogglebug fans, for the Woggleverse welcomes the new voice of our beloved hero !
Wogglebug's TRUE and HONEST voice will ALWAYS be Richard Poshard. Anything else featuring other voice actors is non-canon to the Woggleverse and also gay. None of my money will go to Wogglebug projects until and unless Richard is brought back!
 
But what then? Would she become the wogglebug? The regal wogglebug would be presented with the voice of a lady, which would be inappropriate for the beacon of masculinity and heterosexuality that he is.
Could you imagine her nasal monotone coming out of Woggy's mouth? That would be hilarious.

But really it's not like Cynthia has the smarts to run a Vtube channel.
 
That's not the real problem. The real problem is that her scripts suck even when she has someone helping with them. Imagine if she was doing it all by herself and improvising?
Her scripts suck because she refuses to do the bare minimum of research on how to write a good story. There are countless videos on Youtube describing how to write a well-thought out script and characters. She can spend a few minutes watching those, but she won't. She hopes some other person with better writing skills will come and save her from her shitty writing, so she doesn't have to think about every plot and character arc for her next movies.
 
She hopes some other person with better writing skills will come and save her from her shitty writing, so she doesn't have to think about every plot and character arc for her next movies.
I don't think this is the case. She actively rejects any writing or world-building advice she gets.
 
The final results of the first poll:
H.M. Wogglebug, T.E.- 36 votes (33.3%)
John O. Guardian- 72 votes (66.7%)

John wins!
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I am now changing the poll.
 
Wasn't Patrick the VA who died?
First one was Richard \ @voiceguy, then Patrick - the one who appeared in all movies so far and then she had another one, she even tried to redo the "movies" and use the new VA.
I misread the post, thought it was referring to Patrick.
Not sure we ever got a reason why the last wogglevoice guy bailed. Maybe Cherie decided he was one of those dang dirty trolls working undercover to undermine her wogglepire.
 
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