Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Positron]

Bobby tweeted very little doing this weekend.

AOC thinks boomers change the congress so much that they drove away "young talent".

I'm sure there has never been a boomer congressperson who is working class or parents. And cola?

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A&N thread on Tor. Most of those laid off are office workers. I can imagine at least some were behind the fatal campaign and therefore richly deserve being fired. And whatever happened to Bobby's previous assertion that AB InBev is doing swimmingly?


Archive of The Intercept article. I don't have the time to go through it but I'm curious why the tweet omits this part:



Can anyone find out what the WA mandatory reporting bill is about? If it mandates clergies to report any signs of abuse they find in children, I don't think the Catholic church has a ground to oppose it.

And this is "Sybil". I don't know how much trust you may put on a person with such a Twitter bio.



Oh I thought Christians usurped Yule or Winter Solstice or whatever from pagans?

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The Barbie movie explains feminism in "an eloquent and sneaky way", and more truthfully than girlbosses. Guillermo del Toro concurs.




And the Right Side of Cinematic History cannot stop winning...


...or maybe not. How dare WB squeeze out my girlbosses!!!!



This "new trope" is called "premenstrual syndrome".

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Mah poor, poor actors!

Most people don't get rich after finishing a single project either? Shall they all strike?

A24 cucked down.



It is of course a scene from Ricky-oh. I did not screencap the gory part.


Excuse the "Monkeypaw" screenshot. I have no idea what they are trying to show.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have better things to do today than dissect Robert's incoherent ramblings, so I'll just home in on this one.

Robert completely misunderstood the Family Guy joke. Peter just didn't like The Godfather. It's not that people who explain The Godfather are annoying. We don't have the tweet he was replying to, so I can't comment on their opinion. Just watch the gag below and decide for yourself.

Also, I don't know if it was coincidence or not, but the picture in Robert's tweet is fitting. He insists upon himself too.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bobby tweeted very little doing this weekend.

AOC thinks boomers change the congress so much that they drove away "young talent".

I'm sure there has never been a boomer congressperson who is working class or parents. And cola?

I don't understand the cola thing. Is she saying old farts don't drink Coca-Cola? Is it a abbreviation of some larger word? Bob just goes along blindly even though the world can see that AoC is a idiot.

Retards like Bob don't know what cowboy boots are. Pretty good workboots from my experience, though personally not my style

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A&N thread on Tor. Most of those laid off are office workers. I can imagine at least some were behind the fatal campaign and therefore richly deserve being fired. And whatever happened to Bobby's previous assertion that AB InBev is doing swimmingly?

I will not cry for the office wagies. Unless you have your ass on the factory floor, you get what you deserve. Yet another instance of Bobert not understanding what real work is

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

You damn retard. Those are cowboy boots.

You could've made fun of him larping as a common man with boot cut jeans and cowboy boots while staging a photo op of him buying snacks at Casey's, a truckstop for you non-burgers, but no. You decide to show off exactly how out of touch you are by going "hur dur I don't know what basic men's footwear is". People did call out cope in the replies and cope did what cope does and that's cope.

"Uhm the tallest pair of boots that I own are not nearly as tall as that and that means boots that are not like mine are high heels! No they're not cowboy boots FUCK YOU!"

I went to Blundstone and confirmed that not only do they not make cowboy boots but they are expensive and gay as hell.

Imagine being a commie and trying to explain the ills of capitalism while rocking this faggot ass shit. It's like crocs for men too embarrassed to wear crocs.

Bob levels of "you don't get my superior humor" and disingenuousness. Cope faggot cope.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Filming for American Pie was July 21st to September 11th 1999 and when adjusted for inflation 8 grand in 99 is 14,600 today. Stifler got nearly 15 grand for 42 days of work as a then unknown at the age of 23 oh and the "work" was playing make believe he didn't even have to do any real dramatic acting.

Not only don't I feel sorry for him I hope the lucky prick had to blow the director for it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Imagine paying that much for shoes.

 

[Koby_Fish]

neither Bob nor the idiot he's retwatting has ever seen a proper pair of Men's boots. Those are assuredly NOT Ladies' Shoes.

I don't understand the cola thing.

Cost Of Living Adjustment.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Cost Of Living Adjustment.

Ah socialist bullshit, at least the way AoC means it. She can fuck off harder than a IR missile losing its lock to flares

 

[Positron]

Cost Of Living Adjustment.

Normal people just call it "allowances", but I guess young talents like AOC have to be special.

Sound Of Freedom rips off theater owners.



How are people treating other people to see a movie EXACTLY the same thing as a studio artificially inflating the box office?




No. Kari Lake did not "wonder if Spielberg and Hank are involved in child trafficking", at least not in that clip. She is expressing her puzzlement why such prominent Hollywood names fails to speak up against child trafficking, especially now that they are supposedly on strike and have all the time in the world.

Zack Snyder endorses Blue Beetle and its representation.


More MCU cope.






There is a lot of Dune sperging all of a sudden.


Nutters want their "representation" in Dune.






Wigger shit.

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Nothing to see here; just a jew upholding jewish tradition.



But we should give mentally-ill male rapists and pedophiles more power to censor the internet, to silent anyone they disapprove of, right?

Jonny Meade again


Must... white... knight... Little Mommy Greta!

I applaud Bobby for using the counterfactual subjunctive "were" correctly, but why use it here? Thunberg is extremely successful -- in grifting of course -- but the environment is still shit.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Nothing to see here; just a jew upholding jewish tradition.

Like that he's getting memed on for being Eugenics Blob. As for why this is bad, no matter your position on the war, remember, the Russians have nukes. Big 5 MEGATON ones. Ones that in recent days they've been threatening to use.

This isn't Avengers or Star Wars Bob. No one is wiping out anyone or blowing up the death star. Real people are dying and a lot more will if this nonsense continues. There needs to be a resolution to the madness, not a wipeout. But you're genocide Bob, war is just a game lol.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There is a lot of Dune sperging all of a sudden.

I'm not even sure how to respond to this. Flash had an ending. Indiana Jones and the I'm So OLD had an ending. Black Widow had an ending. Haunted Mansion had an ending. Elemental had an ending. Sound of Freedom had an ending. Little Mermaid had an ending.

Bob dogging on Dune because it lacked an "ending" is retarded because you can flip that around and make the same argument to the highest grossing MCU and Star Wars movies, almost all happening before the shutdown that Bob still claims never happened while simultaneously claiming it's the fault for everything bad happening for the next 10 years. Bob should've shown us how real movies are made by actually helping with his dipshit brother's. Maybe then the cuckold director wouldn't have fled to the northern west coast so his never wife could be closer to her black, dyke lover under the pretense of wanting to be closer to Hollywood to better sell the movie.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But we should give mentally-ill male rapists and pedophiles more power to censor the internet, to silent anyone they disapprove of, right?

That's no way to speak of David Frum!

But you're genocide Bob, war is just a game lol.

It's easy for Bob because he's not the one who's going to be shot at and killed.

Don't forget, Robert, you loved Snyder's movies until you realized the people you hated loved them too.

 

[Koby_Fish]

No. Kari Lake did not "wonder if Spielberg and Hank are involved in child trafficking", at least not in that clip. She is expressing her puzzlement why such prominent Hollywood names fails to speak up against child trafficking, especially now that they are supposedly on strike and have all the time in the world.

Not to mention, at least in my neck of Leaf Woods, the theater was NOT empty. I was kinda half-expecting it would be, but it was not. It was almost completely full. The lineup to get in stretched out the door and around the corner.

Bob has assuredly NOT seen this movie and cannot attest to "empty theaters". You know when the theater WAS practically empty? For Transformer: Rise of the Beasts.

BTW in case anyone was confused about John DiLillo's reply to bob:

This is a glorious accident or on purpose because it fits so well.

But we should give mentally-ill male rapists and pedophiles more power to censor the internet, to silent anyone they disapprove of, right?

HOLY SHIT ARE THESE PEOPLE RETARDED? (Yes, yes they are). OF COURSE he didn't allow Starlink to be turned on next to Crimea. You know why? Cuz Putin would take it out, that's why! He didn't want to take the chance of valuable infrastructure being damaged or destroyed.

Either way, Ukraine wouldn't be using Starlink for very long, so why bother turning it on and risking your equipment?

 

[OutInTheRain]

No. Kari Lake did not "wonder if Spielberg and Hank are involved in child trafficking", at least not in that clip. She is expressing her puzzlement why such prominent Hollywood names fails to speak up against child trafficking, especially now that they are supposedly on strike and have all the time in the world.

The people speaking out about it, are sperging from a political place. Somehow for some reason, child trafficking is a right wing issue, and caring about it makes you an obsolete mayoghoul. They are attacking the source, and not the content of the film in an attempt to discredit it, poisoning the well. All you need to say is "I think this guy might be exaggerating his accomplishments, but child trafficking especially in areas of instability is a serious problem." There it's that easy, but people are going nuts over this film, it's wild.

However I shouldn't be surprised, #MeToo stopped when people started making rumblings about child stars. The guy who "debunked" pizzagate just got arrested for CSAM. Epstein is a human traffiker who died under mysterious circumstances, and oddly for a human trafficker the client list has and never will come out. I'm not really conspiratorially minded but you gotta admit after a certain amount of "Hmm, that's weird." You gotta admit there might be something rotten.

 

[King Dead]

The Barbie movie explains feminism in "an eloquent and sneaky way", and more truthfully than girlbosses. Guillermo del Toro concurs.

There's that duality of feminism again: women are strong girlbosses but totally need to be validated with simple "you go girl" platitudes.

And the Right Side of Cinematic History cannot stop winning...

I feel like calling Pixar's latest "what if [x] had emotions" hackjob "original" is really stretching the boundaries of the term.

I'll congratulate them on finally passing Cars 3's anemic box office total, but that's still about as good as they're going to do. Pointing to this as "Pixar has juice" is really not the win you're hoping for considering how many of their previous films made over a billion each.

Excuse the "Monkeypaw" screenshot. I have no idea what they are trying to show.

It took me a minute, but I did recognize the scene in question. Minor spoilers for a movie that came out last year for those that care, but the scene is after the "UFO" (which turns out to be a big flying alien predator and not a spaceship) swallows a whole crowd of people, showing how it's pulling them in to be chewed up and digested. I don't blame you for not understanding as it really doesn't look like that out of context.

Sound Of Freedom rips off theater owners.

I will actually give Bob a little credit here for a not unreasonable take. Block-bought tickets that aren't used will indeed hurt the theater's bottom line without the accompanying concession sales.

That said, to my understanding, the whole Sound of Freedom system involves people paying for tickets that others will then redeem for a showing at their local theater. So if a ticket is claimed, that person will indeed go to watch and probably buy concessions and stuff as normal. The only reason one of these tickets would not be used is if someone claimed a ticket and then didn't go.

And guess who's totally owning the conservatives by claiming as many tickets as possible so people who want to see the movie can't use them?

Bob, in his infinite wisdom, has actually condemned his side for hurting theater owners. Bravo.

There is a lot of Dune sperging all of a sudden.

It's not like they were being secretive with the whole "this is a two-part movie" thing, if you paid even the least amount of attention. Maybe they should have put it on the poster too because it was still a shocker to some people, I guess. Bob continues trying to be smug about it because he can't admit that Disney's $250 million movies look like absolute shit. An ending doesn't cost $100 million, Bob.

Nutters want their "representation" in Dune.

aaaaaaaa i'm gonna dune sperg again aaaaaaaa

For the millionth time, the Fremen are not Muslims, or Arabs, or Persians, or any Middle Eastern group. They're dark-skinned from living on a barren desert planet, but that's about it. Dune is set thousands of years in the future, after multiple upheavals of humanity on its way to becoming a galactic civilization. All peoples and religions that we know of today simply don't exist in that form that far in the future (except Jews for some reason; those later Dune books are weird).

Not to mention that it would only be the Fremen who potentially could be, as the rest of the cast plays characters from organizations like the various Houses or the Bene Gesserit. Can't really bitch about Paul being played by a white guy since that's literally who he is. But again, this just gets back into the whole "you can't play [x] without being [x]" discourse that is a blight on modern cinema (except that it's totally fine to replace white guys with literally anything else).

As to the whole Marvels IMAX thing, that feels like putting lipstick on a pig (but enough about Brie Larson har har har). It was apparently shot on IMAX digital cameras, but would it really be improved at all by being shown on that big a screen? If anything, it'll probably make all the hack CGI work even more obviously bad. They made the right call choosing to show Dune over that (although I did see some speculation that all the release date fuckery Disney kept pulling meant they couldn't lock down a time).

I hope Dune Part 2 is ridiculously successful and Bob has to eat crow.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob really is a Hall of Fame level retard.

 

[The Nothingness]

Zack Snyder endorses Blue Beetle and its representation.

Sure, Bob, sure.

Nothing to see here; just a jew upholding jewish tradition.

I'm guessing Bob is part of the crowd that claims Japan was on the verge of surrender before the atomic bombs were dropped. He also probably thinks all the bombing of Japan (atomic and conventional) was excessive since outside of Pearl Harbor and occupying islands in the Pacific, Japan did not pose a threat to the United States. To be fair, it's not like the Japanese invasion of the Aleutian Islands is covered in basic WWII history.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm guessing Bob is part of the crowd that claims Japan was on the verge of surrender before the atomic bombs were dropped. He also probably thinks all the bombing of Japan (atomic and conventional) was excessive since outside of Pearl Harbor and occupying islands in the Pacific, Japan did not pose a threat to the United States. To be fair, it's not the Japanese invasion of the Aleutian Islands is covered in basic WWII history.

Whaddaya know, Bob does agree with Vox Day on something!

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Reminder the AVGN video on Ghostbusters 2016 was from May of that year.

Blobby while a smooth brained virtue signaling retard wasn't full deranged nut until Queen Hillary lost to the bad orange man in November of that year. His only hill back then was Gamergate which I believe AVGN never really talked about since he rarely ever covered modern gaming.

If that video had been released even one year later I doubt Bobert would have had such a mild response fellow Nintendo fan or not. He now views the guys who disliked Ghostbusters 2016 as "Grab Em By the Pussy" Trumpsters.

It's funny because you go back and watch the review he did for it and he's all "It's fine, kinda meh, no idea why either side is getting worked up about it" which is probably down to Geek telling him to tone down the angry sperging he was doing in his reviews at the time. But these days, even a year or so after that, he absolutely would have defended m'ladies in the hopes one of them might put out.

 

[Positron]

Can anyone come up with a reason why an evolutionary biologist doesn't believe that human beings can change sex?

Richard Dawkins fails to Evolve. He is an obsolete Believer.

Indeed Dawkins is no better than a flat-earther. He should not exist.




The GOP's policy is "openly centered on anti-futurism".




Dogs keep hearing new whistles.





It did not last long: Musk is forced to take down the bright, pulsating "X" logo.

Bobby doesn't mind people pretending to be disabled for perks. He also doesn't understand resource allocation.

What if a hundred fake-disabled people usurped the resource that can be used to improve the life of the one truly disabled person?

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Just because you can't, Bobby, doesn't mean that people more talented and more technically savvy than you can't. The ten examples.

"I'm not mad at that movie; I'm just making a living."






MCU TV with time travel, monkeycheese, and Tara Strong.

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Stephen Amell refuse to listen to the SAG overlords.


Bobby retweets a huge quantity of commemorations about Paul Reubens's passing. But this is the only original commentary he made.


The fat fuck was forced to delete something about video games. It was not archived.


I think this is the tweet that brought up Bobby's rage.

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Very Smart Angel critique the Barbie movie through the lens of Kant and Žižek.

I don't think Kant, strong in his Lutheran faith, ever said "God can never force anything on us", or worse, urged us to "live in the irreparable absence of God". The former sounds like Sartre's jam, the latter Nietzsche's. BTW note Smart Angel got a new name: previously he was "Ulysse"

Cutting off your dick to spite Utilitarianism.

His experience doesn't even discredit Utilitarianism, if the "trans joy" he experiences outweights the pain and crying.



Zach Antolek continues his one-man war against famed detransitioner Chloe Cole.


Sound of Freedom fury.

Feminists and queers can buy up tickets of Barbie to foist it on other people too.

A huge crowd of Christians gather to joyously affirm their faith with music and dancing -- in Beverly Hill, Sodom itself, no less. This makes the sons and daughters of Satan very uncomfortable.