Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
this is some gay as fuck shit, escaping and fleeing whilst being 100% transparent and making all your intentions very clear publicly
all we can hope for is that CRP taps his audience dry of their money, because anybody who falls for this should be allowed to have money unsupervised anyway
and tortured, lol, look at him
"they tortured me, they made me grow a skullet, Kiev is going to disappear me, this is tweet 1 out of 25, stay tuned all the way to the end!"
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"Of course I gained weight as a war-time political prisoner, they force-fed me as part of the torture!"
 
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I’m curious why he isn’t going to Russia to seek asylum? As an American they’d be game to give it to him and use it for propaganda points. Did all his knob polishing for Putin mean nothing?

Guess the CPRP fan service wasn’t as appreciated as he had hoped or he’s not man enough to move to Putin’s paradise.
 
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World in Scarlet said:
Or maybe the prisoners are still Ukrainians and you're locked up for spewing insane Kremlin lies, denying the existence of their country and identity, while sucking the dick of the mongoloids that spent the last 16 months indiscriminately bombing and shelling civilians and abducting children to put them in re-education camps.
I think that might make some criminals inclined to beat your ass.
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Plus it doesn't make any sense. If the prisoners can wail on this clown at a whim with no consequences, why would the guards ever pass up the opportunity to kick his shit in themselves afterwards? Not like anybody's going to report it!

I don't think you could differentiate one beating from the other unless there's some kind of deep dive into the cumulative layers of ass kicking over time. Shit, if you're that worried just cover it up, throw him back in a cell with some other fresh prisoners for a third helping.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m curious why he isn’t going to Russia to seek asylum? As an American they’d be game to give it to him and use it for propaganda points. Did all his knob polishing for Putin mean nothing?
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LMAO, Western Ziggers don't want to live in Russia! What are you crazy? Who wants to live in that shithole? They only support Russia because they hate their own society. But given the choice, they would rather live in the society they hate then go to some Siberian shithole that may or may not have running water and/or heat.

Besides, the war in Ukraine is Just a Game! Like in Minecraft! or Armata! Nobody is actually dying! Its all stat tables and 3d CGI's where the Zigger worldview is justified to the sound of epic music! I mean, wow, it would be pretty horrible if thousands of people were getting slaughtered real time no cap with drones, bombs, rockets, and so on. But thankfully its not true, and even if it was its the Homosexual West and Niggers Fault! Which means they, the enlightened few contrarians are totally justified in cheering on the slaughter!

From a safe distance, of course.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’m curious why he isn’t going to Russia to seek asylum? As an American they’d be game to give it to him and use it for propaganda points. Did all his knob polishing for Putin mean nothing?

Guess the CPRP fan service wasn’t as appreciated as he had hoped or he’s not man enough to move to Putin’s paradise.
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He'd have to travel through an active warzone to get to the Russian border.
 
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Damn, I get that aging happens to all of us, and some get it worse than others, but fuck me if the years have not been kind to poor Coach. He went from looking like the kind of guy to sell you a used Toyota with a fucked up clutch he swore was brand new, to the kind of guy that'd follow you down the street wearing a pink dress and ranting about his girl-dick.

His appearance aside, it's pretty wild to see where he's ended up from where he started. If you'd have told me back in 2016-2017 that the greasy Chilean that kept fucking with Sargon and the sceptics with low effort bait would end up;

1). Find himself in the middle of the first major conventional land war in Eastern Europe since WW2,
2). Becoming a political prisoner to one side of said war as a result of his own retardation,
3). End up having to jump borders to try and escape,
4). Recorded himself doing all of the above.

I'd demand to have a hit of whatever you were on. And Lord knows where the Coach train will take us now, whether he'll end up giving interviews on Hungarian media to the woe of every politcal fag on Reddit, or he ends up in a ditch outside Lviv, it doesn't matter, cause either or is funny to me.
 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
this is some gay as fuck shit, escaping and fleeing whilst being 100% transparent and making all your intentions very clear publicly
all we can hope for is that CRP taps his audience dry of their money, because anybody who falls for this should be allowed to have money unsupervised anyway
and tortured, lol, look at him
"they tortured me, they made me grow a skullet, Kiev is going to disappear me, this is tweet 1 out of 25, stay tuned all the way to the end!"
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>Escaping
Do you think he broke out of prison or something? He was released and told to exit the country.
>Tortured
A dramatic way of saying prison wasn't luxurious. Remember, all of this stuff is lore building for when he goes on TV, which is 100% the next step
>Skullet
Obviously it enhances the grift if he doesn't come out well groomed. He'd be rocking a beard if they didn't make him shave in jail.

Don't be mad at Coach, he's extremely fun to watch when you get the game he's playing. On the positive side, we'll at least be getting a highly entertaining (and mostly fraudulent) book from him finally.
So long Willshire Boulevard, hello Easy Street 😎
 
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Sir Baz the Intolerant said:
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Damn, I get that aging happens to all of us, and some get it worse than others, but fuck me if the years have not been kind to poor Coach. He went from looking like the kind of guy to sell you a used Toyota with a fucked up clutch he swore was brand new, to the kind of guy that'd follow you down the street wearing a pink dress and ranting about his girl-dick.

His appearance aside, it's pretty wild to see where he's ended up from where he started. If you'd have told me back in 2016-2017 that the greasy Chilean that kept fucking with Sargon and the sceptics with low effort bait would end up;

1). Find himself in the middle of the first major conventional land war in Eastern Europe since WW2,
2). Becoming a political prisoner to one side of said war as a result of his own retardation,
3). End up having to jump borders to try and escape,
4). Recorded himself doing all of the above.

I'd demand to have a hit of whatever you were on. And Lord knows where the Coach train will take us now, whether he'll end up giving interviews on Hungarian media to the woe of every politcal fag on Reddit, or he ends up in a ditch outside Lviv, it doesn't matter, cause either or is funny to me.
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Dude I think he's a retard but at the same time the shit he has gone through is insane enough that I can't help but hope the bastard makes it back alive because clearly, God has a plan for this man, a plan to make his life as nuts as possible for our amusement.
 
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