Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.4%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 133 38.6%

  • Total voters
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Wait are you accusing me of being actually Nick Rekieta? LOL
Oh that would be funny but no, I'm talking about Dick.

If you are a registered user logged in, you can see the "+Quote and Reply" buttons, otherwise there's nothing. Plenty cows got caught with their hooves in the pit because of this.
 
Nick's work ethic never ceases to amaze me.
Let me get this straight: he skipped his show two Fridays ago, did only one complete night stream last week (plus the one where he got interrupted by losing power) and then he skipped tonight as well?

Has he even given an excuse this time?

Unless it's something serious like stealing client money or even commingling client retainer money with personal money, they generally start out small, with something like a private reprimand that doesn't show up in a public record of discipline, reprimand with no actual penalty but on the record, a fine, a temporary suspension, an indefinite suspension (until some corrective action specified by the Bar happens), and disbarment, sometimes theoretically reversible after some period of time but often effectively permanent.

Sometimes this is accompanied by a requirement the lawyer get psychological counseling or attend rehab for substance abuse issues. Imagine the sheer raging FUCK YOU DAD levels of tard rage that would cause Nick.
The ethics complaints issue is interesting. As far as I know, the last mention of them was when Nick read out his response to Schneider's ethics complaint. At that time, I believe the line Nick had for reading out the response then was that he hadn't heard anything from the OLPR in a while, so he assumed that the complaints were effectively dead. That seems like a weird assumption to make, but whatever.

I would guess that he would probably announce triumphantly if he actually got formal word from the OLPR that they were closing the investigations which makes me think they're still in limbo. (If he has, I haven't seen it; someone can point me to it if he has.)

Schneider's ethics complaint was interesting in that, beyond the fact that Nick said that the guy was acting like a "cunt" or whatever, it also ropes in the whole weirdness surrounding when Nick was represented by counsel, which complicates any investigation. It's of course possible that it's in limbo because the OLPR doesn't really care to devote resources to deal with it because it's basically beneath them. Their role is to protect the public and maintain standards in the profession, and Nick is barely in the legal profession at this point. His status as a lawyer is a prop for him to point to when he isn't drunkenly insisting that he never ran a law channel.

I understand that this question is pure speculation, but the Ethics Board must be getting quite tired of him, right? If Nick is struck with a judgement, on top of his frequent complaints and open alcoholism/drug abuse, I'm wondering if the Ethics Board will begin applying pressure on him or escalating. They seem keenly aware of him and his bragging about skirting of ethics and professional standards.
I don't see any reason why a civil defamation judgement would pose any difficulties for him.

With respect to the open drug use, Nick's talk on that apparently did a 180. He started claiming that he only consumed drugs where they were legal. Here's a summary:
He talks about drugs, but adds in a long story about how he only does drugs outside the united states where they are legal and only at times when his children are being watched by child care professionals.
Either he was lying when saying that or lying when he claimed to have an MDMA hangover when returning from his Minneapolis birthday trip last December.

Why did his tune change? I don't know. I guess it could be the wife or parents telling him to knock it off.
 
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I'm not sure if I'm prepared to blame Kiwi Farms for anything Nick said.
Having watched this unfold in real-time, Nick’s primary source was Metokur. They even did at least one stream together just to clown on Monty. It was pretty funny.

The thing about Monty is that I (and I’m sure I’m not the only one) had an immediate, negative visceral reaction to him. The guy comes across as 100% sinister — not in a badass way but in a creepy, disgusting way. (The only other lolpig I’ve had such a strong and instantaneous negative reaction is hearing Pat Tomlinson on segment five of the Josiah Tapes.)
 
Having watched this unfold in real-time, Nick’s primary source was Metokur. They even did at least one stream together just to clown on Monty. It was pretty funny.
I remember that. You're might be right. Here's the stream:


I don't think Metokur specifically told Nick that Monty was determined to be a pedo by a court though. Feel free to double check though. Metokur seems to have the same opinion of falsely accusing people of that shit as Null does. Years ago, Metokur did a video defending a toy collector against such accusations. Then went in real hard on Nick Bate. So he seems to have decent target discretion.

And even if he didn't, Nick should have double-checked why Monty's case was dismissed. Metokur is no lawyer.

I've become so cynical about this whole thing that I think most people in Nick's crew, including Nick himself, just make shit up. I don't think he has anybody to blame for his current predicament than himself.

The thing about Monty is that I (and I’m sure I’m not the only one) had an immediate, negative visceral reaction to him. The guy comes across as 100% sinister — not in a badass way but in a creepy, disgusting way. (The only other lolpig I’ve had such a strong and instantaneous negative reaction is hearing Pat Tomlinson on segment five of the Josiah Tapes.)
No, you're not the only one. Monty is a piece of work. His beef with Metokur was unhinged.

Which makes this whole thing wild. Right now, he seems to be handling Nick better than Nick is. Nick has fallen far from grace if Monty is getting the better of him.

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Well at least Schneider is handling the case better than Nick is.
That's true. We should give props to the tard wrangler, shouldn't we? Schneider probably told Monty to STFU, and Monty has largely obliged.

I imagine Randazza advised the same thing for Nick but, unfortunately for Nick, he wanted to grift this whole thing, and would never follow the same advice.

Nick is trying to portray Schneider as some country bumkin, but so far Schneider is not doing too bad.
 
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There's been an update in the case today. @Useful_Mistake posted about it here.

Apparently, the judge wants to try the ADR (Alternative Dispute Resolution) route in 2024, with a possible trial not commencing until 2025 (buckle up for a long ride, boyos).

I know conventional wisdom is that Nick will never back down, but there you go. Will he just sit at the ADR table and say "fuck you," or will he come to realize some contrition may be in order?
 
This discovery plan was forged by the parties, not the judge
True enough, though the judge agreed to it.

I wonder if, given that the parties agreed to it, Nick isn't as hostile to a settlement as he says publicly.

Though I suppose it could also be that he hopes discovery goes badly for Monty and Monty might be convinced to drop the case.
 
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Nick is trying to portray Schneider as some country bumkin, but so far Schneider is not doing too bad.
Schneider is acting like what he is, a small town lawyer who has to deal with these judges and other court people again and again for years or decades. Nick is shitting where he eats, not just in this case but in general.
 
True enough, though the judge agreed to it.
Based on my understanding of the situation, the judge hasn't ordered anything yet. My understanding is: the discovery plan is mutually decided between the parties, they agree on a proposed timeline and as part of the plan each side submits what they want to probe in discovery, and subsequent to that the judge writes up an order with a timeline and what subjects of discovery are going to be.

Nick's statements seemed to indicate he was hoping for an initial phase of discovery to determine that Monty suffered no damages. Looks like that won't be the case. The discovery plan submitted to the court states that "the parties agree that ... discovery should not be conducted in phases or limited."

I am interested in NIck's take on this, assuming he ever does a night show again. Nick has only done one full night show (plus one interrupted early on by a power outage) in the past 7 weeknights.
 
I wonder if, given that the parties agreed to it, Nick isn't as hostile to a settlement as he says publicly.
The smart thing would be to grab this opportunity to settle, even if he has to spin it to save face.

I expect Nick to do the dumb thing and persist in his profligate sham.
 
Based on my understanding of the situation, the judge hasn't ordered anything yet.
I thought she had, but If she hasn't, I'd bet almost anything she probably will. Generally speaking, if the parties agree to anything, a judge won't do anything to derail that agreement. Maybe make minor adjustments, at most. Joint motions grease the wheels of the judicial system and overall lighten a judge's workload.

Nick's statements seemed to indicate he was hoping for an initial phase of discovery to determine that Monty suffered no damages. Looks like that won't be the case. The discovery plan submitted to the court states that "the parties agree that ... discovery should not be conducted in phases or limited."
Which is weird because Monty doesn't need to prove damages on the per se defamation (Nick calling Monty a Pedo.)

What Nick wanted would only mitigate his costs by removing most of the counts. Not dispense with the case all-together. He's still in a very shitty spot on that one count.
 
Jesus Christ, Nick. Get it together and at least announce when you flake.

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I can't believe this guy can't fulfill simple promises like 24hour stream or the locals gift, but Pippa fulfilled her 250k reward, eating a tarantula, on the day (or a day after) she reached 250K subs.

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He has a LOCALS stream where he whinged about being at the zoo and an amusement park all day on Friday and Saturday such that he could only do a short showing on Flashcast.

He also made time for Coomalot, despite being tired, because he PROMISED to be on.

Interesting to whom he keeps the promises and whom he does not.

He also said that he would NOT have a show on Monday night because he had ' a last-minute vacation thing come up'.

Fuck right off...

The ethics complaints issue is interesting. As far as I know, the last mention of them was when Nick read out his response to Schneider's ethics complaint. At that time, I believe the line Nick had for reading out the response then was that he hadn't heard anything from the OLPR in a while, so he assumed that the complaints were effectively dead. That seems like a weird assumption to make, but whatever.

I would guess that he would probably announce triumphantly if he actually got formal word from the OLPR that they were closing the investigations which makes me think they're still in limbo. (If he has, I haven't seen it; someone can point me to it if he has.)

Schneider's ethics complaint was interesting in that, beyond the fact that Nick said that the guy was acting like a "cunt" or whatever, it also ropes in the whole weirdness surrounding when Nick was represented by counsel, which complicates any investigation. It's of course possible that it's in limbo because the OLPR doesn't really care to devote resources to deal with it because it's basically beneath them. Their role is to protect the public and maintain standards in the profession, and Nick is barely in the legal profession at this point. His status as a lawyer is a prop for him to point to when he isn't drunkenly insisting that he never ran a law channel.
That is an assumption I would not make.

A paranoid man might think that they are keeping a shadow investigation open as an attempt to curb his outrageous behaviour by influence of the Panopticon effect.

Nick is just too dumb to realise it.

Jesus Christ, Nick. Get it together and at least announce when you flake.

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He used to do this (if only 30 minutes before) regularly. Nick takes his support for granted.

Over the past 2 months it has become more and more clear: Nick wants to be Dick Masterson. He thinks Dick is having all the fun that he never had and that the critiques do not touch him. From the 'no one understands' to all the drugs, Nick is following after his e-daddy.
 
TLDR: So, it seems like the potential collaboration came about initially because of a crossover already existing within Nick's fan-base (even here on his thread), followed by interest from Pippa and Nick, and then an overall failure to communicate helped drag things out until it was run into the ground. There were other factors as well, like what they were even going to talk about, who the collaboration was supposed to appeal to, and whether the collaboration would be a step forward/backward (though Nick certainly helped clarify that as time went on).
For what it's worth there were rumors floating about at the time he got shot down that Phase Connect didn't shoot down the collaboration for any reason having to do with Nick's content, but rather an inability to communicate in a timely manner on Nick's part that bordered on either contempt or outright incompetence. Those rumors seem much more plausible in hindsight.
 
Between power outages and DDOS, I am catching back up on LOCALS:

True words: Touch grass

GrouchyOldGeezer​
if this chat had half of the motivation and creativity in our real lives as we do on these streams we'd probably all be millionaires


This would probably be good for him:

Southanarchist​
I wanna bring Nick to do my job for one day. One full ten hour day in the summer

Spices​
His allergy would KILL HIM!!
Spices​
😂😂😂😂

Southanarchist​
It’d be cute to see him bitch about being all itchy

Yordash​
i would be fired in a minute not because he wouldnt be able to do it but because he couldnt deal with the dumb


If you are disliked by LOCALS, you deserve DEATH!

UnenNailo​
Cardiac arrest in college?Maybe in bad taste to say this, but maybe lebron deserves this after how he acted when three of his private school’s student murdered another kid


This is actually a good idea Nick will not take:

Ammoiscurrency​
@RekietaLaw merch ideaPraying mantis with a strain wearing a shabusiness hat


Late to the punch, Nick:

GrouchyOldGeezer​
Joe covered the statute yesterday, @RekietaLaw. Apparently, there is a clause that specifically includes the deceased.


I AM CHAD!
YaBoyHPLovecraft​
When I was a physicist and cooped up in a materials lab I had no fucking game. Once I spent 7 years on the line, dealing with coke-head beautiful bimbo waitstaff? Yeah, no problem now.Instead of seeing an object of desire and idolation (M-m-muh missing piece!), I see a goofy little brat, at best.

YaBoyHPLovecraft​
And aloofness comes from exposure! Kurt’s problem, I’m sure you know but for the purpose of discussion, is that he’s in a pit. A deep fucking pit that he can’t climb out of. I know how he feels, I used to be 420 pounds.He’s just digging it deeper though with swirling around in resentment, like forming a black pearl, instead of digging sideways and slowly up, day by day. Fuck… It took me… 6 years to become the vaguest shillouette of a ‘Man’

WHY!?

UnenNailo​
I had an ex who (had heart issues) told me that if she died in bed, she wouldn’t mind if I had one more go. Don’t remember what brought that up.


If this is an actual policy, then they should not have the job:

EternalHex​
Most female officers are told to do what they can to hide their femininity and figure in case of a suspect getting free. It's less likely for them to get sexually assaulted that way. So uniforms are also made to hide said figures
 
For what it's worth there were rumors floating about at the time he got shot down that Phase Connect didn't shoot down the collaboration for any reason having to do with Nick's content, but rather an inability to communicate in a timely manner on Nick's part that bordered on either contempt or outright incompetence. Those rumors seem much more plausible in hindsight.
He burned bridges with Louis Rossmann the same way. He was at the height of Rittenhouse fame at the time so people assumed it was just a miscommunication. It's more likely Nick sent Louis an email asking for an interview and didn't follow up on the multiple attempts by Louis to set one up. Nick even did his classic "I'm sorry you have a wrong impression of me, please reach out to me so we can straighten this out" gaslighting.
 
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