Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Jump]

He should have ran to Moldova/Pridnestrovia

Russia and any Russian friendly destinations I think will likely have layers of checkpoints on the Ukrainian side to catch draft dodgers.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just a hunch, but I think all paths to Russia from Ukraine are likely monitored by the government who imprisoned him...

All borders are monitored. He’s broadcasting about trying to run across the Hungarian border. One can hope he’s not that retarded and posted the video because he’s actually ready to go to Belarus or Moldova.

If he goes to Hungary or Belarus he can easily go on to the promised land in Russia.

unironically, why doesn't coach just go to russia for amnesty? is it because he is no longer useful to them? was he never on the russian payroll and he was a grifter all along?

Id love to see him move to Russia. Sadly I figure the Russian have shown little interest in accommodating him. He’s certainly not smart enough to grift Russia, he’s an insignificant YT pawn that is occasionally useful in the media. Any value he has is if he’s in Ukraine. Any media/propaganda the old coot has vanishes once he leaves. Given his ego and delusions of grandeur I could see the Russians offering him asylum only for him to inquire how big his subsidized Moscow apt would be and how much his yearly salary at Россия-1 would be.

Why the hell did he stay in Ukraine until he was arrested? Attention. The war in the Ukraine was the best thing that’s happened to that sad old man in years. A man with dual citizenship in South and North America stayed put in a conflict because he got big attention for the first time in years.

The Ukrainians have been trying to be rid of him since the invasion but he’s like a parasite. They were all but pushing him out the door. He was granted bail because they figured he finally got the hint and would leave. He even admitted he’s was in possession of both his passports after being bailed out, he could have easily left, but what else does he have? Only the Ukraine telling him next time they will keep him for eight years, after letting him bail out again, is he finally leaving.

I did think it was funny when trying to give “good friends and family” cliche he then admitted he mostly had lawyers and any “friends/family” was limited to two minor children who he’s obviously not raising. I have no idea if one, or two separate, desperate Ukrainian women ended up having a kid with him.

Anyone know what his residency status in Ukraine even is? Did he get permanent residency via marriage or some other method? He obviously isn’t a citizen. I have just wondered why they didn’t just deport his ass long ago. It made me fear he had his minor children remain in Ukraine to give him some nebulous legal grounds for remaining in the country.

I had wondered if he at least helped the kids, and their mother to gtfo, of Ukraine since the kids should have dual citizenship too.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Maybe CRP got arrested for being a retard calling out a regime while living inside the regime, political provocateurs under a regime tend to have very short lifespans unless they are sly as foxes and spry as ones and CRP ain't either.

That's a bit of an oversimplification, CRP wasn't just saying Zelensky was bad or doing something wrong, he was actively putting out content in support of the Russians who were invading Ukraine at the time and talking about how he'll be cool with it when Russia holds Kiev. That's not exactly treason, but during a war that's definitely not someone you want to be around.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I agree, he wants to write a book and sell the movie rights. That's been the plan since Russia invaded and he woke up one day in a war zone. That's why he stayed, determined to make himself as much of the Ukraine War story as the war itself.

Oh God please give us a Hollywood movie about Coach being a war journalist in the Ukraine, bravely dropping red pills about fucking system pig HoHols, his torture in a Ukrainian prison having his testicles nailed to a seat, and his dramatic midnight flight and daring escape across the border.
I need that fucking movie, I don't care if its gonna be 100% horseshit and make Gonzo out to be a hero, it would be fucking gold.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If he was rich, why would he try to grift this war?

If he was a total Russiaboo with money, he could have moved to Belarus than Russia. Or fled towards Belarus now.

I think he just got on through superchats.

I think he wants to go to Hungary and then fly back to the USA.

Coach claims to wealth are laughable. Any rich guy would have relocated himself, and his children, to a non-war zone at the start of the invasion. Coach saw the invasion as a way to get YT bucks, it was the grifting opportunity he badly needed.

Coach moved to Ukraine because it was a cheap place to live with lots of desperate, young, white women on offer. He could also weave a fantasy narrative about himself and his life there, nobody around to counter it or see the reality. He didn’t have the funds to pull off his LA playboy delusions. In the USA he was constantly at risk of colliding with reality. His role play was far cheaper and easier to pull off in Ukraine.

He’s stayed in the Ukraine because he knows once he’s out of the country his grifting and attention will rapidly decline and it’s all he’s got at this point. The fact he has stayed this long only points to his lack of good options in life.

If he gets to Hungary he will probably fly home and move in with his 80 year old father and grift as hard as possible. Sadly he will forget his Wilshire Blvd script (and probably his minor children too) but we can hope he’s already got his notes for a Rambo style script about his last two years. He will be feverishly pitching “Ukraine: the really story” to every right wing outlet, or anti-Ukraine politician, in the country.

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

I'm a part time watcher of this autism. Why did Coach stay in Ukraine in the first place? Does he have that little viewers anymore that he has to be put himself in retarded life threatening situations so that he doesn't go bankrupt?

 

[Male Idiot]

He won't come here, cause the state is too friendly to the US and NATO and inimical to Russia, just like with Poland. Hungary is the only state in the EU that's playing this game. Not the first time they choose their allies... weirdly.

Well, WW1 was not really choosing, as much as following the boss, Austria.

WW2 was only Smugler willing to help. Hard to be choosy when only 1 candidate is there. Romania also sided with him.

This is Hungary knowing that siding against Russia is a death sentence for it.

We tried 3 times against Russia, 2 revolutions and one world war. We learned that the weird choice is betting against the bear.

The fact that they attacked a state so detested as the ukraine is just making a logical decision a smug one.

 

[make_it_so]

He should have ran to Moldova/Pridnestrovia

Aren't the guys in Pridnestrovia literal Soviet-era Communists? Coach might not be happy there.

Just a hunch, but I think all paths to Russia from Ukraine are likely monitored by the government who imprisoned him...

That and they're currently covered miles deep in land mines.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Who do you think could play Coach in a Hollywood epic about his adventures as a war journo in Ukraine?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Who do you think could play Coach in a Hollywood epic about his adventures as a war journo in Ukraine?

Danny Devito, if he’s really lucky and people see the real potential in a CRP Rambo Ukraine epic.

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

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Russia should definitely hire him,
my internal source in moscow is telling me he is going to be Prigozhin's personal gimp.

 

[Low IQ Outlaw]

He might be safe if they're superstitious, with that hair, in dim light, especially moonlight, he looks like a stregoi I think they're called.

Most gypsies don't speak any language other than their own and hungarian, which means if you speak to them in any foreign language they fuck off 100% of the time. Knowing this will save you some precious time and cash.
At night however, it's in his best interest to stay the fuck away from them, if they approach him they will most likely ask for money and/or cigarettes. What happens if he refuses to provide either? Well, he is going to "have butterflies in his stomach" as we hungarians like to say, except "butterflies" in this case refers to the rather sharp object, and not the figurative insect.

Hungary is the only state in the EU that's playing this game. Not the first time they choose their allies... weirdly.

Doesn't change the fact that Transylvania belongs to us, gypsy boy.
Jokes aside, we don't really have a choice here, Russia basically has a firm grasp on our balls and if we don't side with them they will rip 'em off in a heartbeat. The commies ruined this country so bad that we still haven't recovered from it, the last thing we'd want is another Russian invasion.

 

[Fornicario]

Danny Devito, if he’s really lucky and people see the real potential in a CRP Rambo Ukraine epic.

If you could get Nicholas Cage onboard, financing would be a done deal. There is real potential here in a dual movie/ Memento style where Cage is "CRP, JOURNALIST FOR FREEDOM" and associated "antics" while DeVito is the "documentary" angle.

 

[TheGuntinator]

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I'd have been more convinced of his death if he was updating us on every step of the journey like Reddit Volunteer squads did before being bombed to shit because they can't stay off social media.

What happens if he refuses to provide either? Well, he is going to "have butterflies in his stomach"

Things like this wouldn't happen if we just exterminated poor people.

 

[Fornicario]

Most gypsies don't speak any language other than their own and hungarian, which means if you speak to them in any foreign language they fuck off 100% of the time. Knowing this will save you some precious time and cash.
At night however, it's in his best interest to stay the fuck away from them, if they approach him they will most likely ask for money and/or cigarettes. What happens if he refuses to provide either? Well, he is going to "have butterflies in his stomach" as we hungarians like to say, except "butterflies" in this case refers to the rather sharp object, and not the figurative insect.


Doesn't change the fact that Transylvania belongs to us, gypsy boy.
Jokes aside, we don't really have a choice here, Russia basically has a firm grasp on our balls and if we don't side with them they will rip 'em off in a heartbeat. The commies ruined this country so bad that we still haven't recovered from it, the last thing we'd want is another Russian invasion.

Unfortunately the New World keeps forgetting that realpolitk accounts for the fact that Europe is a overnight sprint for infantry from Russian borders. You have to do weird things in confined spaces with wild animals.

 

[newuser131]

If you could get Nicholas Cage onboard, financing would be a done deal. There is real potential here in a dual movie/ Memento style where Cage is "CRP, JOURNALIST FOR FREEDOM" and associated "antics" while DeVito is the "documentary" angle.

the problem is crp is not very likable for a movie. he is too scummy to be the main antagonist. you will need to create a fictional pov character to tag along with coach. this way the audience won't be repulsed by crp.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm a part time watcher of this autism. Why did Coach stay in Ukraine in the first place? Does he have that little viewers anymore that he has to be put himself in retarded life threatening situations so that he doesn't go bankrupt?

The obvious answer is money and attention, both of which he was in dire need of two years ago.

His years, and funds, pretending to be a successful American celeb in Ukraine were behind him.

Right before the invasion he was trying to convince western incels to move to Ukraine to study at his feet. When that didn’t take off he was pitching gluing locks with toothpicks to start a revolution? Idk what the hell he was selling but it was hilariously cringe and you needed to go to the Ukraine and give CRP money to be trained to lead the revolution.

I’m sure when the invasion started he felt like he hit the lottery. CRP finally had a new grift and a purpose.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I agree, he wants to write a book and sell the movie rights. That's been the plan since Russia invaded and he woke up one day in a war zone. That's why he stayed, determined to make himself as much of the Ukraine War story as the war itself.

Oh God I can't wait to see a Coach Red Pill movie in my life. I'm going to laugh the whole time watching the dramatization while knowing the retardation in real life.
I can already see it. It's going to start with him being a war reporter (him catching a lot of action of course), his oppression along with his arrests, his time in prison (the longest arc), and a finale of him border hopping like a spic into Belgium while it rains at night doing an homage to shawshank redemption, and it finishes with him meeting and hugging his family off the plane coming to America (freeze frame) roll credits.
Steven Seagal is Gonzalo Lira in...... Red Pilled.

 

[Fornicario]

Steven Seagal is Gonzalo Lira in...... Red Pilled

Genius. But we still need Cage. Maybe as his "war photographer"? The idea of Nicholas Cage doing Method acting to be a walking GoPro makes me chuckle.

 

[Goofy Logic]

That's a bit of an oversimplification, CRP wasn't just saying Zelensky was bad or doing something wrong, he was actively putting out content in support of the Russians who were invading Ukraine at the time and talking about how he'll be cool with it when Russia holds Kiev. That's not exactly treason, but during a war that's definitely not someone you want to be around.

If you are in a country that is put into a war for its existence, having pro-invader views starts to be treated as treason; the repercussions depend on how noisy you are. Patriotism takes precedent over free speech in those situations, and CRP should have read the room and either STFU or GTFO.