Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[draggs]

If you are in a country that is put into a war for its existence, having pro-invader views starts to be treated as treason, and the repercussions depend on how noisy you are. Patriotism takes precedent over free speech in those situations, and CRP should have read the room and either STFU or GTFO.

Getting extorted out of a hundred grand and getting beat up for months is funnier

 

[Captain Manning]

Why would they slapfight their opinions are like 98% identical.

Well, back in the day, Vee was Sargon's little pet, and Sargon and CRP had some pretty serious beef. Sargon did a video calling CRP a con man (TBH, he wasn't wrong). It got super autistic once Kraut got involved with his little Discord ops. Part of which had to do with trying to take down CRP.

Granted, that was forever ago. Vee might be a different man, divorced from Sargon now, for all I know.

Anyways, if CRP ain't going to Romania, I won't be getting that particular nostalgia fix.

Gotta google Vee to see what's his content like these days. He pissed me off at some point a few years ago and I unsubbed

He's an obnoxious little bootlicking midget who is into vore. I can't speak for your reasons, but that's why I never particularly liked him. I don't know much about Romanians, but he didn't provide a good impression of your countrymen (which is to say, you have my sympathies).

 

[Procrastinhater]

the problem is crp is not very likable for a movie. he is too scummy to be the main antagonist. you will need to create a fictional pov character to tag along with coach. this way the audience won't be repulsed by crp.

I mean it would have to be bullshit anyway because no one would want a movie that's accurate about a greedy grifting asshole with a big mouth, so you might as well make Coach a fucking hero, the kind of guy who's running into a burning building during an artillery bombardment to save crying Ukrainian kids, coming out of the flames carrying them, while explosions go off in the backround from artillery, and the smoke swirls around him like Kurt Russel on Backdraft, you're gonna have to fudge the details, and it would be more fun, to me at least, to watch Coach doing all this heroic shit, while knowing how much of a faggot he is IRL, I think that would be part of what would make a Coach in Ukraine movie great.

 

[John8:44]

Doesn't change the fact that Transylvania belongs to us

Only a European can own it. Honestly I can`t find you here.
And I try but you are not there.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Who do you think could play Coach in a Hollywood epic about his adventures as a war journo in Ukraine?

Nicholas Cage or Kevin Spacey.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Only a European can own it. Honestly I can`t find you here.

It's cool we already share it in many ways, we can cross borders anytime, people from Budapest come for shopping when it's cheaper here etc. Most old people in the area speak some broken Hungarian and German. Lots of ties.
Only the lunatics on each side seethe about it. Trying to force a change of ownership would destabilize the whole continent, so sane people just want friendship and collaboration.

 

[ㅤㅤㅤ]

So, we haven't heard back (?) and it's been way more than 12 hours. Not lookin' good for ol' Coach.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Nicholas Cage or Kevin Spacey.

Pedro Pascal. He's also Chilean and usually looks homeless too.

Pascal would give the role a Woke slant which could be the chef's kiss to the whole charade. Nick Cage can be Warski from the OBS days and Steven Seagal (walking on his knees) can be Ethan Ralph.

(Bea Arthur was my first choice to play CRP but she's been dead for 15 years.)

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

unironically, why doesn't coach just go to russia for amnesty? is it because he is no longer useful to them? was he never on the russian payroll and he was a grifter all along?

Maybe he's afraid they'll make him a frontline reporter
Wouldn't that be funny?

Pedro Pascal. He's also Chilean and usually looks homeless too.

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Pascal would give the role a Woke slant which could be the chef's kiss to the whole charade. Nick Cage can be Warski from the OBS days and Steven Seagal (walking on his knees) can be Ethan Ralph.

(Bea Arthur was my first choice to play CRP but she's been dead for 15 years.)

I would also hire the director who produced Hobo with a Shotgun to film it

 

[Lisdexamfetamine ℞]

Western Ziggers don't want to live in Russia

I would rather move to Russia than to America. Keep coping and keep dying in packs holhol

 

[make_it_so]

Pedro Pascal. He's also Chilean and usually looks homeless too.

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Pascal would give the role a Woke slant which could be the chef's kiss to the whole charade. Nick Cage can be Warski from the OBS days and Steven Seagal (walking on his knees) can be Ethan Ralph.

(Bea Arthur was my first choice to play CRP but she's been dead for 15 years.)

Nah, Pascal's head doesn't look bald or misshapen enough.

 

[Captain Manning]

I mean it would have to be bullshit anyway because no one would want a movie that's accurate about a greedy grifting asshole with a big mouth, so you might as well make Coach a fucking hero, the kind of guy who's running into a burning building during an artillery bombardment to save crying Ukrainian kids, coming out of the flames carrying them, while explosions go off in the backround from artillery, and the smoke swirls around him like Kurt Russel on Backdraft, you're gonna have to fudge the details, and it would be more fun, to me at least, to watch Coach doing all this heroic shit, while knowing how much of a faggot he is IRL, I think that would be part of what would make a Coach in Ukraine movie great.

He deserves none of that. Just make him an NPC in the upcoming S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sequel. He can give you quests for the Russian faction.

Mind you, that game series is developed by Ukrainians, so it probably won't be a flattering depiction.

Oh, and he should be killable. Doing so gives you a big rep boost for all the Ukrainian factions, and an achievement.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I went to search for an update, tried multiple outlets and Twitter, nothing useful since his own post documenting his daring escape. I used Russian since if it's a fresh update from Ukrainian source, it wouldn't be in English.
But found this gem instead:

February 14 2022, CRP running his mouth regarding worries that Russia might start some shit because their forces were being amassed on Ukrainian border, saying how it's totally fake and gay and that everyone who believes in the possibility of the invasion is a retard.
It was already brought up here at some point probably, but I thought it was amusing considering the circumstances.

https://twitter.com/svtv_news/status/1492993411288375298

Archive: https://archive.md/du37b

 

[Butwhythough2]

No update in 12 hours, looks like coach coin is plummeting now. It's so over

 

[autosarcophagy]

i heard he is the smartest man alive.

 

[Sammich]

I hope CRP gets mentioned on tucker again, and then we get to laugh at his stupid ass for years to come. Not sure why he was so adamant in stating in ukraine while talking all the shit he did. He should have gotten the fuck out as soon as the bombs starting falling.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

i heard he is the smartest man alive.

"alive" being the key word there.

I have no desire to see CRP dead, but if he is, he dug his own grave. If so, I hope his fleeting internet clout was worth it.

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

I don't think coach was tortured, I think what happened is they detained him, took his money and told him to fuck off and never come back or else. They're in the middle of a war and don't want the international pressure of killing a US citizen. Coach is alive and headed to Serbia.

 

[Ghostse]

I hope he makes it just so we can watch the entirety of Reddit seethe.

Redditors seething, coping, dialating because he makes it, or him face down in a ditch because he didn't and there being one less obnoxious faggot.

This is some expert level "Would you rather".

 

[make_it_so]

I went to search for an update, tried multiple outlets and Twitter, nothing useful since his own post documenting his daring escape. I used Russian since if it's a fresh update from Ukrainian source, it wouldn't be in English.
But found this gem instead:
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February 14 2022, CRP running his mouth regarding worries that Russia might start some shit because their forces were being amassed on Ukrainian border, saying how it's totally fake and gay and that everyone who believes in the possibility of the invasion is a retard.
It was already brought up here at some point probably, but I thought it was amusing considering the circumstances.

https://twitter.com/svtv_news/status/1492993411288375298

Archive: https://archive.md/du37b

In fairness to Coach, lots of people believed the same thing at the time, the consequence of the DC glowies flapping their arms and shitting their pants screaming "TEH RUSKIES ARE COMING!!!" for nearly a year every time the Russians so much as moved a school bus within a 100 miles of the Ukrainian border.