Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[AnOminous]

Doesn't this mean that eventually any bacteria will adapt to be resistant to their drugs and proceed to weaken their health further?

Prednisone doesn't kill bacteria, it's an anti-inflammatory corticosteroid.

 

[Wy4M]

Everything I have here is total speculation but if you do the math: if Elliot didn't take time off before going to college, that means he would have been 17-18 and a Highschool senior in 04'
At the very youngest, Elliot is 37. And this is with those numbers being generously massaged in his favor.

fyi - His birth date is mentioned in the OP: 1987-06-27. So yeah, he turned 37 36 recently.

It's a real shame we were reminded about that only now otherwise we could have drawn some fan art to celebrate that bday.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Prednisone doesn't kill bacteria, it's an anti-inflammatory corticosteroid.

Long term use of corticosteroids can have serious side effects, including weight gain, eyesight issues, slow wound healing, and "moon face".

Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

 

[AnOminous]

Long term use of corticosteroids can have serious side effects, including weight gain, eyesight issues, slow wound healing, and "moon face".

Brickface started out that way and now he has a freakish face that looks like the baby masks at the end of Brazil. Just some uncanny chink valley shit. It could also explain that weird lesion on his cheek that never seems to heal, although maybe that's a birth defect or MRSA or some other sign of his profound illness.

 

[LGHDR+]

Make it a double feature, Super Gunt 64 and Kiwi Farms Stories: Consent Accident Chronicles. I'd fund that shit.

I heard Super Gunt 64 was kind of a snooze.

 

[Poonocchio]

"moon face".

Maybe he's taking them in an attempt to balance out the block of head he has currently.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I heard Super Gunt 64 was kind of a snooze.

It was also made by Pedmencos friend, sister fisting molester TuxLuvsYou.

 

[Joe Cool]

fyi - His birth date is mentioned in the OP: 1987-06-27. So yeah, he turned 37 recently.

It's a real shame we were reminded about that only now otherwise we could have drawn some fan art to celebrate that bday.

That would make him 36.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Prednisone doesn't kill bacteria, it's an anti-inflammatory corticosteroid.

and ironically, it weakens the immune system making Ching Chong Dong Long Gone *MORE* susceptible to infection

if the fucker would stop taking troon juice and cease his daily dilations, his health would likely improve

hahahha
hahahahhahahaha

god, the irony is delicious. Elliot is going to go blind BY HIS OWN HAND. stupid fuck

 

[AnOminous]

god, the irony is delicious. Elliot is going to go blind BY HIS OWN HAND. stupid fuck

Remember when fundies thought coomery and masturbating made you go blind?

Thwompface here may be the first person who managed to actually do it.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Remember when fundies thought coomery and masturbating made you go blind?

Thwompface here may be the first person who managed to actually do it.

the best part is: his junk's gone. he lopped it all off. DUDE CAN'T COOM

EVER AGAIN

hahaha
hahahahhahahahaha

 

[AnOminous]

the best part is: his junk's gone. he lopped it all off. DUDE CAN'T COOM

EVER AGAIN

hahaha
hahahahhahahahaha

He can psychologically coom through "consent accidents." This is why the whole chemical castration for rapists thing doesn't work.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

He can psychologically coom through "consent accidents." This is why the whole chemical castration for rapists thing doesn't work.

Hence why it's preferably for women to shoot attempted rapists stone dead.

It's fascinating (in a kind of forensic autopsy way) to watch this lunatic continue to throw himself (figuratively speaking) at KF. I'm still bemused that this brick-faced nobody somehow can ring people up and get his way. Are people honest to God so weak-willed these days? Nobody's told this guy 'If you call my wife again, you're getting a visit from the cops, or maybe from Vincent and Jules.'? Nobody? Seriously?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Hence why it's preferably for women to shoot attempted rapists stone dead.

It's fascinating (in a kind of forensic autopsy way) to watch this lunatic continue to throw himself (figuratively speaking) at KF. I'm still bemused that this brick-faced nobody somehow can ring people up and get his way. Are people honest to God so weak-willed these days? Nobody's told this guy 'If you call my wife again, you're getting a visit from the cops, or maybe from Vincent and Jules.'? Nobody? Seriously?

how satisfying would it be to just slap the everloving shit out of Elliot? just slap him repeatedly until he goes limp

...nah. he'd probably enjoy it. maybe use a bag of oranges instead.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Are people honest to God so weak-willed these days? Nobody's told this guy 'If you call my wife again, you're getting a visit from the cops, or maybe from Vincent and Jules.'? Nobody? Seriously?

We don't know what kind of threats he's making. It could be him threatening to destroy their reputation with transphobia accusations. He could be going full Vordrak on them, and most people don't have Null's fortitude.

Still, I would pay good money to hear these 2am "girl talks." And more for copies Null could disseminate.

 

[LGHDR+]

maybe use a bag of oranges instead.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You'd think that if you're going to go blind in a few short years you'd see all the spectacular sites the world has to offer before you never get a chance to do so again instead of calling up service providers and shit just because a site documented your friends antics and how you like to rape people.

 

[Roland TB-303]

You'd think that if you're going to go blind in a few short years you'd see all the spectacular sites the world has to offer before you never get a chance to do so again instead of calling up service providers and shit just because a site documented your friends antics and how you like to rape people.

If that were the case this forum wouldn’t exist.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Hence why it's preferably for women to shoot attempted rapists stone dead.

It's fascinating (in a kind of forensic autopsy way) to watch this lunatic continue to throw himself (figuratively speaking) at KF. I'm still bemused that this brick-faced nobody somehow can ring people up and get his way. Are people honest to God so weak-willed these days? Nobody's told this guy 'If you call my wife again, you're getting a visit from the cops, or maybe from Vincent and Jules.'? Nobody? Seriously?

Its this lack of spine I don't get and that disgusts me.
If someone was calling my wife threatening her the last thing I'd do is give in to that shit. I think a preferable choice would be to find a 1% Motorcycle Club with a chapter in Dong Gones area, or even a few homeless crackheads and pay them a couple of grand to make his life hell. The people he's threatening aren't people short of money, but they'd rather roll over and let a Eunuch terrorize their families?
Its pathetic.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

how satisfying would it be to just slap the everloving shit out of Elliot? just slap him repeatedly until he goes limp

...nah. he'd probably enjoy it. maybe use a bag of oranges instead.

How about a bag of tools featuring a hammer, a wrench, etc...?