Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
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If I was taking medication that gave me erectile dysfunction I would've changed that medication yesterday. How the fuck can any man just sit there and go 'welp, guess my dick doesn't work now.' knowing that its entirely fixable?!
Because the doctor told him that medication was the best option, and you've got to trust the science. Who knows better, some kike with a broke dick, or the doctor that gave him the broke dick and given more information like the medication giving a broke dick be able to suggest an alternative that might not?
 
If I was taking medication that gave me erectile dysfunction I would've changed that medication yesterday. How the fuck can any man just sit there and go 'welp, guess my dick doesn't work now.' knowing that its entirely fixable?!
A broken sex life is a broken marriage, especially if one of the partners doesn't want to fix it then or in the foreseeable future.

As disgusting as it is to imagine their sex life, Ethan not wanting his wife in most basic of ways is tragic and sad.
If Hila is willing to carry his children then I'd wager she's willing to give him the proverbial sex. He's just an ungrateful fat slobby porn sick loser who uses pills as an excuse to be spiritually detached from his wife.

Shame on Ethan and shame on Hila for bringing another baby into it. I get she wants another child and hoped for a girl but honey, just adopt at this point and take the kids and money (from your clothing brand at least that's all yours) and get out.
 

Jesus, these people are complete sociopaths. How the fuck does ANYBODY clap at the idea that somebody is going to undergo profoundly traumatic surgery and a lifetime of gobbling hormones and dilating your artificial vagina, just to gratify your desire for a female child?

I'm a lifelong atheist, but if you told me that these people don't have the ability to conceive children naturally because God has decided these people are too immersed in sin to be blessed with the gift of children, I don't think I could find any flaws in your argument.

I generally like Donkey Fuckers far less than I like jews, but I'll patiently await the glorious day that one of Hasan Piker's fans comes along and strikes a blow for Palestinian freedom round at the Klein Hollywood mansion. He just needs to be sure to show up well armed, because we all know how skilled Hila is with with the IWI Galil
 
It doesn't have to be religious or a values judgement. Some people are born defective and just can't (and likely should not) have kids. When they start fucking around with Frankenstein methods, things get ethically hazy. Didn't they previously science doctor their way to triplets, and only kept one?
 
He had talked about how the pills he takes are responsible for him not having sensation in his dick (Also blames it on his fatness). A lot of SSRIs fuck with your sex drive. It's in the fine print but you'll never see a doctor focus on that. there's clips of Ethan and the IDF soldier talking about him losing weight and its obvious she's not attracted to him. But I guess he's not attracted to her so it works out
oy vey tranny propaganda is for the goyim
 
He had talked about how the pills he takes are responsible for him not having sensation in his dick (Also blames it on his fatness). A lot of SSRIs fuck with your sex drive. It's in the fine print but you'll never see a doctor focus on that. there's clips of Ethan and the IDF soldier talking about him losing weight and its obvious she's not attracted to him. But I guess he's not attracted to her so it works out

oy vey tranny propaganda is for the goyim
It probably doesn't help that he deathgrips to trannyporn 20 times a day.
 
How come Ethan claims he lost weight when he still looks like a pear?
The same reason planet fitness memberships exist. People who will never change like to compensate for it by either talking about how hard they're trying or exaggerating the results they're getting.
 
Ethan rightfully shits on xqc and even his co-host Hasan for blatantly stealing content to use as filler for their gay streams.



Original stream:
(No I don't have the timestamp, I stole this from AugieRFC's twitter).

And of course Ethan would later apologize for making Hasan look like an absolute bitch losing whatever scrap of credibility he temporarily acquired.

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Ethan rightfully shits on xqc and even his co-host Hasan for blatantly stealing content to use as filler for their gay streams.

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Original stream:
(No I don't have the timestamp, I stole this from AugieRFC's twitter).

And of course Ethan would later apologize for making Hasan look like an absolute bitch losing whatever scrap of credibility he temporarily acquired.

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ethan should never apologize tbh, twitch streamers are cancer
if only his co-host is not hasan he and his wife would rip those fucking faggots apart, IDF style
 
Because the doctor told him that medication was the best option, and you've got to trust the science. Who knows better, some kike with a broke dick, or the doctor that gave him the broke dick and given more information like the medication giving a broke dick be able to suggest an alternative that might not?
Viagra is a commonly used medication that doesn't interact with anti depressants and is extremely easy to get. He doesn't want to have sex and is looking for excuses.
 
The same reason planet fitness memberships exist. People who will never change like to compensate for it by either talking about how hard they're trying or exaggerating the results they're getting.
Except he's never gonna touch any of the exercise bikes.
 
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What about interactions with blood pressure medication? I wouldn't be surprised if he's on something for that since he's out of shape.

The market for erectile dysfunction meds are literally is literally ALL old men. They're all out of shape and on various meds of one sort or another.

They're still pounding down the little blue pills like they're going out of style.
 
Ethan rightfully shits on xqc and even his co-host Hasan for blatantly stealing content to use as filler for their gay streams.

View attachment 5250079

Original stream:
(No I don't have the timestamp, I stole this from AugieRFC's twitter).

And of course Ethan would later apologize for making Hasan look like an absolute bitch losing whatever scrap of credibility he temporarily acquired.

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It’s rather ironic that mild pushback makes Ethan lose a spine and apologize for calling out the obvious, even though he was the one that was getting sued for admitting to piracy for bootlegging the Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul fight, while calling the CEO of Triller a “Harvey Weinstein lookalike”.

He‘s not wrong, but he is the wrong messenger to be saying this.
 
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