Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Snekposter said:
We can't forget the spikey, harmless spider named after a certain armless failure of a despoiler, either.

And damn, the most entertaining part of this man, 1993 threads in, is making science jokes about him. He's just a sad failure of a person so stuck on repeat for his Xeets he probably fails the Turing test.
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Why would science name a creature with 8 arms after a man with no arms?

Must be Abaddon's daddy longlegs issues...
 
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SnufflePuff said:
Like his head is so fucking wide the arms on his glasses are stretching out
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That’s exactly what’s happening here. To be fair this was the 1960s. Glasses like these might be hipster style today but back then these were the welfare frames you got with government-subsidized specs. It’s not like he could go to Warby Porker.

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John Andrews Stan said:
That’s exactly what’s happening here. To be fair this was the 1960s. Glasses like these might be hipster style today but back then these were the welfare frames you got with government-subsidized specs. It’s not like he could go to Warby Porker.

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That is the face of a kid who rarely got to the cafeteria with his lunch money.

He's sure made up for it since, though.
 
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If Quasi offer him a total debt forgiveness in exchange of his psychiatric paper will he take it?
S.C.U.D. said:
It's no different than when forum users attended Chris's court hearings. You'll probably see Dan too! I haven't heard anything about him going but it seems obvious that he would.

I-I mean, uhh...wrong in every detail as always, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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I want to imagine the judge dumbfounded as court room completely filled up by people who're just so interested in such trivial contempt hearing for no apparent reason.
 
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AnOminous said:
That is the face of a kid who rarely got to the cafeteria with his lunch money.

He's sure made up for it since, though.
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He reminds me of a fat sped who used to hang out by the giant Rubbermaid trash cans in the cafeteria and eat discarded food directly from the garbage. We called him Donkey Tits.

Speaking of which, Piggy Tits is bragging (again) about a basic thing he can do that he thinks makes him special.

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John Andrews Stan said:
He reminds me of a fat sped who used to hang out by the giant Rubbermaid trash cans in the cafeteria and eat discarded food directly from the garbage. We called him Donkey Tits.

Speaking of which, Piggy Tits is bragging (again) about a basic thing he can do that he thinks makes him special.

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Wasn’t it determined his car was an automatic?
 
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