Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 15.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 134 38.7%

  • Total voters
    346
This consistent with Nick's libertine approach to life. There are no principles, just legal and illegal. He'll totally do drugs where it's legal (except MDMA) but if it's illegal he won't. It makes you wonder what else he wants to do in his coom-addled brain but can't because of the illegalities.


Definitely a lengthy Hedonism 2 stay during that period.
I wouls not doubt he is going back there. We will have pretty good hints if he doesn't stream.
Is it just me or are the quality of the posters even lower than back in January? Reading the excerpts posted today, he seems to be really plumbing the depths of audience right now.
Thr number of regulars has dwindled abysmally further.

The ones who stay are the ones clinging to some scrap of... something... It is habit for them to be there, ND I dare say they could be tempted by something else.

Some will never leave beciase they can say 'nigger' there and generally misbehave woth minimal consequences.
My understanding is 1 week with parents, 1 week in the Matsuri area, and 1 week alone with Lady Rackets.
This is correct.
It's possible he just doesn't like to smoke in general? Or at least smoking weed? I know he has that famous cigar pic with him, Ty, and Vic, but I feel like he said something about generally not enjoying smoking.
He says weed smoke is what he hates. It makes him cough. It is the taking it into the lungs.

Imagine being so substance dependant and being choosy about your high... It is not hope to pull up, more than it is a sign of utter bitchiness...
 
Is it just me or are the quality of the posters even lower than back in January? Reading the excerpts posted today, he seems to be really plumbing the depths of audience right now.
It's not just you. Like I've said countless times now, anybody with more than two brain cells, or a sense of shame, was scared off by Himedall. What your left with is the dumb, shameless, or both.

The ones who stay are the ones clinging to some scrap of... something...
It's called a codependent parasocial relationship. With maybe some nostalgia mixed in, depending on how long they've been fans (though I think most of the old salts have jumped ship by now).

Some will never leave beciase they can say 'nigger' there and generally misbehave woth minimal consequences.
They can say nigger any number of places. The only wholely unique thing about that Locals is it's Nick's Locals.

Well, that, and apparently Locals seems to more tolerant of fedposting than a lot of other venues. Though that only seems to be of benefit to Still_Life. There's something really off about that guy more than all the others.
 
He says weed smoke is what he hates. It makes him cough. It is the taking it into the lungs.
Which, TBF, is plausible and makes sense. I smoke cigarettes (and wish I didn't). Like pot smoke, you inhale cigarette smoke into your lungs. Which some people legitimately and understandablely don't like or are intolerant of.

In contrast, cigar smoke is generally limited to the mouth, and not drawn into the lungs. It's more similar to chewing tobacco in that respect. Insert joke about Nick having an oral fixation here.

Whereas I am at high risk risk for developing lung cancer, I would imagine Nick is more at risk for mouth cancer or a Balldo related accident.
 
Well, that, and apparently Locals seems to more tolerant of fedposting than a lot of other venues. Though that only seems to be of benefit to Still_Life. There's something really off about that guy more than all the others.
He has been banned twice for repeated calls to violence.

I am not sure WHAT the platform thinks of the Rekieta audience... Probably something like, 'only a few more months, then we can end his contract.'

The typed of things Still-Life posts are the stereotypical 'Right-Wing Haven for Fascist Loons Allows Postings if Anti-Semetic Hate Speech' in Second Coming typeface on the front page. It really would jot take much work to write a hit piece. Odd that Rumble doesn't care...

I mean... Look at Gab...
It's not just you. Like I've said countless times now, anybody with more than two brain cells, or a sense of shame, was scared off by Himedall. What your left with is the dumb, shameless, or both.
I tend to think that they were older wine moms who enjoyed the secondhand chills of True Crime realising that they were no longer dissociated from the medium delivering thrills to their frigid nethers.

They stared into the internet, and it stared back.

Most of it was unneeded panic. Only a few were actually interesting enough to doxx, and they had to work hard to make themselves a target.
 
There was a discussion on the Anisa thread recently about how YouTube is not about talent, or even quality, but that youtubers succeed with the sheer amount of content they put out. Some call being consistent, some a grind, others a grift. You see this with a Turkey Tom or a Leafy. A lot of youtube watching, in particular 10+ minute content, is background noise. And to keep people interested, you have to keep posting content.

Of course, I am sure Mr. Self-Professed Social Media Expert already knows this, with his previously announced 3 week vacation and other holidays, and sporadic posting even without those excuses.
Nick not only knows this, he used to make fun of the suggestion YouTube would make to its creators about "getting a break" for a week or two. He used to explicitly say that all the "your audience will be right there when you return" placatory language from YT was bullshit. Him disregarding his own advice regarding uploading consistency is just another dime into the hypocrisy jar at this point.

- He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.
Wait, how long is matsuri?! How did it become 3 weeks?! And then he's going to have another 'vacation' for his show!?
As I understand it, he is taking the week before Matsuri to visit his parents in Tampa, dropping the kids, going to Matsuri with his wife, then taking a week vacation afterwards, and he finally picks up his kids and heads home.
Methinks Nicky needs a new theme song. I nominate "A Holiday from My Vacation" by Imperial State Electric. First video's the studio version; the second one's live, in case the first one's unavailable in your country.
Why yes, that is Nick Andersson, founding drummer of Entombed, on guitar and vocals.

♪Got it all like I thought I would
Got more and I got it good
But I never fully understood
I need a holiday from my vacation
A holiday from my vacation
To recuperate from recreation
I gotta get away, I need a holiday ♪


Yeah that's not Faran Balanced. Stay retarded locals...
Sure as fuck looks like her. Even if there wasn't video right there, I could easily believe that Fat Unbalanced would get herself into this kinda situation. Still, at this point, whether it's ackshchually her or not is largely immaterial anyway.
 
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He has been banned twice for repeated calls to violence.
And came back both times. I am generally not in favor of perma-banning people from places...

...but in Still_Life's case... given the heat he could bring down...

I've already pointed out that that crap will even get you yeeted from KF.

Not that I really personally care. I just think they're all dumb for letting this continue, and it's gonna bite them in the ass. There's free speech, and then there's fedposting. They are not the same thing, despite Nick's pathetic attempt the rationalize the later.

It just blows my mind Nick is more concerned about people saying mean things about him on his Locals than the crap Still_Life has been pulling.
 
It just blows my mind Nick is more concerned about people saying mean things about him on his Locals than the crap Still_Life has been pulling.
I find fedposting hilariously absurd. I’d love to read a Best of Still_Life post if there’s a collection of his gems anywhere.
 
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Clean log last night, he couldn't monetize the biggest political story in decades. Even on youtube he came in a bit low with $416. Seems he didn't really get an injection of new blood from the trial.
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Way to dash my lazy hopes! Luckily he has a distinct username so should be able to pull everything relatively quickly. I will share here once compiled. Nick is gonna be so proud of his chief glowie.
His past names were:

Still-Life
Still--Life
-Still-Life-
--Still-Life--

Pretty sure I got them all
 
I go away on vacation for 2 weeks and the fucking coomer couldn't even have a come to Jesus moment?
He already had his Come To Jesus moment after *his* vacation. He declared it was everyone else's fault. Sort yourself out!
It's not just you. Like I've said countless times now, anybody with more than two brain cells, or a sense of shame, was scared off by Himedall.
I really can't fathom why. Himedall is one of the friendlier Kiwis. She just wants to document their fantasies in their full HTML glory so that they all have some warm fuzzy memories to refer back to after their time at Locals, where they will definitely not leave in a socially unfulfilled or disappointed way. They should take pride in what they've built! (Because Lord knows Nick didn't help)
They can say nigger any number of places. The only wholely unique thing about that Locals is it's Nick's Locals.
Nigger, they can do it here for free and he'll still read it. He'll even give a video response!
 
Show you're a real man and shoot heroin into your fucking eyeballs you fucking pussy.

I don't think Nick would be tempted by the eyeball.

That big blue vein that runs the length of his shaft though? He should be shooting speedballs straight into that. That'd prove he's hardcore and not a drug pussy.

Right right! So he probably just doesn't like weed smoke (as Null said, it is stanky),

That's really weird to me. I don't like the effects of weed at all, but I really love the taste and smell of the smoke. Much nicer than stinky old cigars. But then I was a proper smoker. I loved to inhale.
 
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Clean log last night, he couldn't monetize the biggest political story in decades. Even on youtube he came in a bit low with $416. Seems he didn't really get an injection of new blood from the trial.
Funny thing, when I dropped by I saw him going 2.6k live viewers on youtube. That's almost double of what he's pulling lately. He also did fairly high live numbers on the Schabusiness trial but still dropped down in subs.

Goes to show that he only pulls with headlines but can't keep any to stay as a subber. Nick might think he's still 'got it' as an entertainer/youtuber, but he doesn't.
 
Mandy in an auto crash and crys for attention:
Well, if anyone really cared about knowing what she looks like now, they could try and see if there is body cam from the cops that responded to the accident.
He talked about how he doesn't like smoking weed and how it actually affects his mental function.
Kinda the whole point, Nick.
All other drugs and alcohol don't.
I had to go make something for this:
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He says weed smoke is what he hates. It makes him cough. It is the taking it into the lungs.
What a weak fag. Suck it up you homo!
It is repetitive to me by now, but it is unhinged.
I'd find it hilarious if that drugged-out loser ends up arrested, disbarred, or whatever because he let this criminal fedpost to his heart's delight while banning people for saying maybe his Balldo Man persona isn't that great.
 
I really can't fathom why. Himedall is one of the friendlier Kiwis. She just wants to document their fantasies in their full HTML glory so that they all have some warm fuzzy memories to refer back to after their time at Locals, where they will definitely not leave in a socially unfulfilled or disappointed way. They should take pride in what they've built! (Because Lord knows Nick didn't help)
Lack of accountability. What they said now has persistence and people laughed. Shame is a lost mode of social constraint, but not an ineffective one.
 
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