Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[JudyGemstone]

Southanarchist​

https://youtu.be/7OxktRA0hF8

Yeah that's not Faran Balanced. Stay retarded locals...

Jesus Christ, Nick. Get it together and at least announce when you flake.

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I go away on vacation for 2 weeks and the fucking coomer couldn't even have a come to Jesus moment?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Sounds like his family is suppressing his free speech! Why isn't he calling them slurs on principle?!


Wait, how long is matsuri?! How did it become 3 weeks?! And then he's going to have another 'vacation' for his show!?

As I understand it, he is taking the week before Matsuri to visit his parents in Tampa, dropping the kids, going to Matsuri with his wife, then taking a week vacation afterwards, and he finally picks up his kids and heads home.

This has been his plan for all the years of AM he has attended, AFAIK. He has to explain to the post Depp Wine Moms who don't know this.

Yeah that's not Faran Balanced. Stay retarded locals...


I go away on vacation for 2 weeks and the fucking coomer couldn't even have a come to Jesus moment?

Thr one who posted in claimed that Faran admitted it was herself on Twatter. I don't care enough to look... She hasn't been relevant or funny since thr drunkstream.

 

[feral cat #6385]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

Suuuuuuurrrrrreeee.......

- He talked about how he doesn't like smoking weed and how it actually affects his mental function. All other drugs and alcohol don't. It was just shy of 'I am built different'.

Delusional. Such a pathetic "man."

- He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.

What a work ethic. His parents must be proud. I am sure this will really motivate his Lolcows Paypigs to renew when his sympathy subscriptions come due for renewal in the fall.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

 

[Kopasea]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

This consistent with Nick's libertine approach to life. There are no principles, just legal and illegal. He'll totally do drugs where it's legal (except MDMA) but if it's illegal he won't. It makes you wonder what else he wants to do in his coom-addled brain but can't because of the illegalities.

Wait, how long is matsuri?! How did it become 3 weeks?! And then he's going to have another 'vacation' for his show!?

Definitely a lengthy Hedonism 2 stay during that period.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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How will the Sweaty Sausage Squad respond to this!? Will they ever recover!?

 

[AnOminous]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle.

What a retard. Nobody who likes MDMA wouldn't like weed too. Imagine smoking weed while pretending not to like it. What a faggot retard.

This consistent with Nick's libertine approach to life. There are no principles, just legal and illegal. He'll totally do drugs where it's legal (except MDMA) but if it's illegal he won't.

More like his cowardly faggot approach to life. Like he never smoked weed before. But he'll show his "rebelliousness" by doing it when it's legal. Wow, much bravery, as soon as the Man says it's legal, he'll do it.

What a fucking pussy.

Show you're a real man and shoot heroin into your fucking eyeballs you fucking pussy.

- He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.

A vacation from WHAT? Does he even stream any more? The clip channels are STARVING!

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them.

I mean, we've all been there.

 

[AnOminous]

He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them. That is horrible to be biting your tongue the whole time.

Sounds like he's butthurt because he's a gigantic pussy. Butt doctor diagnosis: he's a giant fag with a gaping anus. Butt doctor prescription: cure your being a giant pussy disorder with a huge dose of manning up.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

As I understand it, he is taking the week before Matsuri to visit his parents in Tampa, dropping the kids, going to Matsuri with his wife, then taking a week vacation afterwards, and he finally picks up his kids and heads home.

What, no vacation with the wife and kids to bookend the three weeks of leisure?

Maybe this nigger’s nose wouldn’t be so big if it ever made contact with the fucking grindstone.

 

[not william stenchever]

Ya know, for the sake of those kids, he should really come up with a better excuse. I know we're all shitlords on a shitposting site, but I honestly do feel bad for them. They don't deserve any of this, and talk like that is gonna make them feel like they're unwanted burden.

Myself and my twin sister were the unexpected youngest children and we could tell as we grew up that we were thought of by our father as a bit burdensome by our existence. He was also old and grumpy and had a chronic back injury. I cannot fathom a child's father having a bountiful archive of clips on the internet of him going "It's those damned kids that are my real problem."

Jesus Christ, nick, find some class and stop drinking.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

As I understand it, he is taking the week before Matsuri to visit his parents in Tampa, dropping the kids, going to Matsuri with his wife, then taking a week vacation afterwards, and he finally picks up his kids and heads home.

"then taking a week vacation afterwards"



BTW, am I missing something? That sounds like 2 weeks, not 3. Is he going back to Minnesota and taking another week off?

There was a discussion on the Anisa thread recently about how YouTube is not about talent, or even quality, but that youtubers succeed with the sheer amount of content they put out. Some call being consistent, some a grind, others a grift. You see this with a Turkey Tom or a Leafy. A lot of youtube watching, in particular 10+ minute content, is background noise. And to keep people interested, you have to keep posting content.

Rekieta is also different than most bigt YouTubers insofar as he relies on super chats.

One factor in why VTubers dominate the super chat charts is that they fiercely guard their privacy, which prevents viewers from gaining reasons why they don't need or don't deserve donations. The way DSP has handled the WWE Champions situation indicates that even DSP gets this.

When Nick jets around on a multi-week vacation after jetting around on another multi-week vacation in June, he's signalling he doesn't need his fans money.

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

That's interesting because according to this thread, he promised an edibles stream over a year ago:

Rackets claims he's going to do a edibles stream.

We'll get to see him staring at the wall and mumbling about the universe. Unmissable content.

The server is dead. The occasional new person drops in, hears the echoes of emptiness, and leaves. It is only a few dedicated who still post there.

Nick killed it in December with the great freeze, his LOCALS obsession, and the great casting off of fans.

Is it just me or are the quality of the posters even lower than back in January? Reading the excerpts posted today, he seems to be really plumbing the depths of audience right now.

It was also evident when there was shade being thrown at Legal Vices for his trial coverage being too puritanical. I'd say that out of all of the non-Nick LawTube creators, Legal Vices has leaned into the old-school shock jock archetype more than all of them.

 

[Confetti Meringue]

It was also evident when there was shade being thrown at Legal Vices for his trial coverage being too puritanical. I'd say that out of all of the non-Nick LawTube creators, Legal Vices has leaned into the old-school shock jock archetype more than all of them.

Vices was not playing smash or pass with every woman on screen, nor seemed interested in coom talk. He likes to play radio host, but seems to have matured past some of the Rekieta humor.

BTW, am I missing something? That sounds like 2 weeks, not 3. Is he going back to Minnesota and taking another week off?

My understanding is 1 week with parents, 1 week in the Matsuri area, and 1 week alone with Lady Rackets.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

That's interesting because according to this thread, he promised an edibles stream over a year ago:

Nick has done multiple edible streams on Locals. Usually he lasts about an hour before he starts getting sleepy and has to cut off the stream. He's also admitted to doing at least one stream high relatively early on in his streaming career. I remember him saying you'd be able to know which stream it was because it was one of the worst streams he ever did (he admitted this before the Coomening).

I don't know if anyone's ever gone back to identify the stream.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

My understanding is 1 week with parents, 1 week in the Matsuri area, and 1 week alone with Lady Rackets.

If so, that's a different plan than what he did with Matsuri last year. He was suspended from YouTube for the duration of the covention weekend, but the suspension was lifted by the Monday.

He posted a recorded video from the undisclosed Jamaican resort to celebrate (screenshot related):

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

That's interesting because according to this thread, he promised an edibles stream over a year ago:

It's possible he just doesn't like to smoke in general? Or at least smoking weed? I know he has that famous cigar pic with him, Ty, and Vic, but I feel like he said something about generally not enjoying smoking.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

It's possible he just doesn't like to smoke in general? Or at least smoking weed? I know he has that famous cigar pic with him, Ty, and Vic, but I feel like he said something about generally not enjoying smoking.

I think he was smoking a cigar on a recent stream as well. Maybe one of the hot tub ones.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I think he was smoking a cigar on a recent stream as well. Maybe one of the hot tub ones.

Right right! So he probably just doesn't like weed smoke (as Null said, it is stanky), or more likely, he is just a lying liar that lies.

 

[Not Who You Think]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

Interesting what his 'principles' make him do...

- He talked about how he doesn't like smoking weed and how it actually affects his mental function. All other drugs and alcohol don't. It was just shy of 'I am built different'.

Nick has drug paraphernalia, with coloring that represent himself and his wife, for a drug he allegedly doesn't like doing. If weed isn't really Nick's thing then perhaps weed agrees more with Kayla. In any case, making a point of representing his marriage in a weed pipe is telling. As a side note, people who mix drugs and sex can become reliant on those drugs to achieve orgasm.

Also, recommend not using government/geography as the reference for moral behavior if one value's their soul. One shudders to think how Nick and co. would celebrate legally lowering the age of consent "on principle".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One shudders to think how Nick and co. would celebrate legally lowering the age of consent "on principle".

I hope they don’t frequent Hedonism’s Thai or Vietnamese resorts.