Containment What WILL Chris's Fate be? - How do you think it will end?

[the_archon]

That’s obviously Barb

 

[AnOminous]

This is supposedly the first Chris siting since he got out of jail:
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That actually looks plausible. He definitely looks older. Where is it? Dollar General or something?

 

[PHILLIP BANKS]

future co host of the killstream

 

[MACAROON]

this aged like milk

 

[A Grey Cat]

Well it looks like oo will finally have an awnser on 6 days.

 

[JackoVerde]

so what happens after he gets his autism deferral
does he get sent to a group home, and skip the 30 year line or does the court just let him go.
well know in a few days.

 

[A Grey Cat]

so what happens after he gets his autism deferral
does he get sent to a group home, and skip the 30 year line or does the court just let him go.
well know in a few days.

Heilburg has to convince the court his autism made him interpret barbs senile behavior asking "robert" if he wants to "fool around." As an invitation to fuck. If he can them he'll be out on probation, if not the case gets handled as a felony and his tard luck will have finally run out. But given how he's been moved to group home and even out in public again. It looks like Heilburg DID convince everyone Chris is a naive and poor harmless retard that wouldn't hurt a fly.


Wouldn't hurt a fly...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

If the lolcow does get arrested for "returning suddenly" to "the temple" he spent most of The Life of Fail in, it would:

1: surprise pretty much no one who watches The Tale of Fail

2: result in endless continuances and possibly another long stay in the "Jail of Fail"

a whole system with his highlighters to categorize how he felt about various things in the book

wow what an egotist he is

 

[A Grey Cat]

to all who bet on

Nothing (autism shields him again)​

collect your payout at the cashier and thanks for playing.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Ok so in the biopic Chris Chan lust for barbussy the final act will be the epic funeral line with thousands of moaners many dressed in the classic others pickel suits some as Clyde Cash and a few Surf shack Tito, fanta will be served while Null & liquid Chris will give funeral ovations from a mobile lectern as erotic dancers perform of daisy carts, while a choir all dressed as Sonic-chu perform Chris last self penned musical master piece "Cantus immemoriam Christian Chandler"

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

I continue to be amazed by how everything just keeps falling into place for Chris - you would have expected him to be homeless or in a shithole group home after getting out of the slammer - nope! One of his weens steps in and houses him...shit is unreal, man.

 

[bloodyexplosion]

I continue to be amazed by how everything just keeps falling into place for Chris - you would have expected him to be homeless or in a shithole group home after getting out of the slammer - nope! One of his weens steps in and houses him...shit is unreal, man.

Weens are the one's giving him a shit ton of donation money too on his livestreams. They think they're somehow "trolling" him by giving him money????

 

[JustSomeDong]

I still maintain that Chris will end up in a Sonichu themed van (think MuttCuts) down by the river. And since I'm killing some time this morning with Bing...

These were the two that turned out best, and that aint saying much. I don't think Bing really knows the glory of Sonichu.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Honestly, I think trolls of some kind will use him to make a ton of money off of weens for a decade or two and then he will have a heart attack or stroke, they will make more money off of him with a gofundmed for his medical bills(But none of the money will be used to pay for Chris' treatment)then when he is too far gone to read troll messages for weens on stream anymore he will be kicked out onto the street and will spend his final days in a home or hospital of some kind.
I don't see him making if past 65 and I think when he is doing now is what he will continue to do until then and nothing else major will happen because the people who are making money off of him will use one fake girlfriend after another to keep him inline until they can't make money off of him anymore.

Boring, I know, but that is how I see this going down.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Now that the incestuous freak has such a bloated ego that he wants to believe he's an "avatar of existence", I think the only way his ego could inflate even more is if he starts thinking he's the only real being in existence. With his extreme autism and lack of empathy, it looks like the lolcow is pretty much already there.

These were the two that turned out best

lol blarms

 

[The handsome tard]

Idk what is the more cruel fate. For Chris to die "young" or for him to live a long time

 

[Bill Kilgore]

If Caden ever kicks the autistic mother-rapist goddess from the house someday, I see two fates.

1. Being homeless for a while, before Getting stabbed to death by some nigger because he said something that offends him
2. Some tard ween take him to his house and basically kept him there as he was a fucking zoo animal, as a bonus he could be either an Idea Guy wannabe or try to milk what's left from Chris, Caden Peck style.

 

[King Metalia]

It's a miracle Chris's fate didn't involve prison and from there going from molester to molested.

 

[AnOminous]

He will die just like everyone else. Being Chris, he will be really smug on his deathbed, despite having no loved ones around him, because he's a complete asshole, and when he finally realizes he's dying, forever, he will still be too dumb and autistic to understand his dumb, autistic fate.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Idk what is the more cruel fate. For Chris to die "young" or for him to live a long time

I bet his teflon tard warranty will activate one last time and he will get a quick & clean death by heart attack or something, before he could be forced to face any consequences.