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Given how he tried to ruin the life of the guy who's against prostitution, I'm surprised he didn't threaten to sue her for defamation. Russ thinks saying anything bad about prostitution is the same as defaming him personally.
Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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I'm still curious why he's wanting to advertise for the brothels, since he's a known pest and is banned from at least a few. Maybe thinks he'll get unbanned, or maybe at least a free BJ?
Unless he's planning to open MILE HIGH NEON II: THE LUPANAR between now and Super Bowl Sunday.
Unless he's planning to open MILE HIGH NEON II: THE LUPANAR between now and Super Bowl Sunday.
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It kind of rhymes if your face is melted. Try saying it with your mouth hanging open limply.
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Or just say it like your drunk..that always works for a Russ impression.
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Might be a more common response to Russell's campaign than we know. Prostitution is disgusting, Russ is disgusting, so Prostitution × Russ = extremely disgusting.
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He's appointed himself the champion of the brothels. They don't WANT attention. They work best when they're below the radar of most people. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a C&D letter from one of more if he mentions them by name. As long he's vague and is just like "legal brothels are awesome, go to them" they really can't do anything, but if he starts mentioning them by name in association with his PAC/legal efforts, they can tell him to stop on the grounds that he's implying they support his campaign when they don't. Remember when that one county had an issue on the ballot to ban brothels? Russ talked to the county commissioners trying to get it kicked off the ballot and used Hof's name, giving the impression Hof was supporting him. Hof told him to cut that shit out, he didn't work for him, and Russ was astonished to be told to stay in his lane. He'd be floored to learn that most sex workers don't want clients advocating on their behalf, and that specifically, they don't want HIM advocating on their behalf. If they had to choose a client to be the face of johns, they have much better choices than a convicted stalker and guy with three (soon to be four, most likely) restraining orders against him.
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That's right up there with "do the needful". There are so many better rhymes
Avoid time in jail, give a legal brothel your sale.
Illegal hookers can get you put you under arrest, legal brothels are the best
Don't commit a crime, give legal brothels your time
Just off the top of my head. Russ really should consult us on these things. We could help him come up with something that looks less retarded and laugh at him. All while he would still get to continue his hooker crusade.
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Hookers don't think about prostitution as much as he does.
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To do that, you'd need to pronounce "awful" as "offal".
Not only is Russhole comparing sex workers to meat, but they're not even the prime cuts. Just the leftovers that go into dog food and British cuisine.
IIRC it was filmed before Easter, so they sat on it for over two months before airing. I guess that had all those urgent informercials to get out the way first.
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The only time I've ever heard this phrase used was by the Indian engineers I worked with in Tokyo. Never once outside of that setting has anybody ever used that phrase.
Gotta pay the bills. Stupid human interest stories only take you so far.
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It's just really funny how he's a sex addict even though he has little sexual experience (especially for someone his age). It's like the equivalent of becoming a full-blown alcoholic after having one Ice Smirnoff.
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Yes, I'm assuming the retardation here is key.
Presumably he not only believes that these poor downtrodden hookers need a legal expert, artist, lover to be their voice to the public, but as others have pointed out he's clearly deluded as to how relevant these types of establishments are.
The brothels are obviously calling out for a hero.
Russel Greer could be that hero, and show everyone that he's a principled man who's very progressive and is a friend to woman, so you should all think he's really cool and support his musical appearances, and maybe go on a date with him.
Behavior like this isn't uncommon; the internet's full of self-interested creeps who will publicly defend e-thots and cam whores to the hilt, this isn't so different. It's just an even less self-aware version of that.
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Whereas most internet white knights will defend a specific person against all critics, Russ has declared himself the guardian of all ladies of the evening, and gets genuinely confused when they don't fall all over him or even reject his help.
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I had trouble reading it because that huge space between 'A' and 'Legal' is distracting.
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People have unironically started saying "do the needful" in parts of Australia. Mainly the parts that have been overrun with pajeets.
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There are a number of English dialects in which those two vowels do merge: it's generally called the cot-caught merger, but I now think the awful-offal merger would be a better name.
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I love this phrase.
I did not realize it was such a thing in Indian English, but I guess it is and started in India during colonial rule. I have heard it used by a few wry, upper-middle-class Brits, in the way this commenter from some random language forum I just found describes it: "I’m a British English speaker and I would agree that it has a slightly jocular, deliberately evasive or euphemistic tone to it. But it wouldn’t call it archaic or even obsolescent. You might not find it so much in print because of the importance of the tone. I expect I have said it myself from time to time, with a hint of the underhand or legally dubious about whatever needed to be done." (I can re-find the page if you care). I've also seen it in some fairly formal correspondence from Brits (and South Asians).
Dug a little into it and found that the OED dates it back a very long time:
Dug a little into it and found that the OED dates it back a very long time:
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In his case I can kinda understand where he's coming from. Most people who aren't horrifically ugly have at some point in time been in a relationship with somebody. Russtard hasn't. He's never so much as kissed a woman that wasn't a hooker. So sex has become his great "equalizer". When he's doing it he feels like everybody else and can pretend that the whore he's with actually cares about him.
It's kinda sad and then you remember that he's a piece of shit so the pity for him dries up.
We used to use it too as a bit of a joke between us but legit would use it when dealing with the pajeets. When in Rome and all that.
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There are peoole out there with worse facial deformities who have normal relationships. Russ instead focuses on the fact that his face alone is the issue, not his personality. He’s not the only person on earth with Mobeius syndrome.
Maybe if he weren’t a terrible person, he could get all that he wanted. But no. Instead he thinks he’s entitled to women’s bodies and that’s the problem.
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Look you bigot, Russ needs state-provided hookers because nobody with Moebius Syndrome has ever found love:
See? Impossible.