Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[PaladinBoo]

Why do they want to look like fujo bait, it's almost like the girls from late 2000s who fell for emo boys and twilight n shit want to become the emo boys now. As long as they go for the yaoi shit it's okay, once they come for the actual men like guts, mad Max, Batman and the like I'm gonna gas them all.

I think I may have an answer for this. The reason these fujoshi's and pooners fall in love with these men and want to be them is because these men, unlike the men you listed, are nonthreatening. The men I posted in my meme are men who are effeminate but are not threatening like real manly men are. There is a reason why women love gay men, despite the fact that gay men hate them, is because they don't feel threatened by them. These characters also have this aura of cool and wittiness behind them. From my experience with fujoshi's in high school these girls were very often the weird and awkward girls who other girls would make fun of relentlessly. These girls always dreamed of being cool and witty like the heartthrob in their yaoi manga. Unfortunately we live in a time where many men and women can't sperate fantasy from reality and often try to make the fantasy become reality. These people end up learning the hard way that fantasy is just that, fantasy.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

I think I may have an answer for this. The reason these fujoshi's and pooners fall in love with these men and want to be them is because these men, unlike the men you listed, are nonthreatening. The men I posted in my meme are men who are effeminate but are not threatening like real manly men are. There is a reason why women love gay men, despite the fact that gay men hate them, is because they don't feel threatened by them. These characters also have this aura of cool and wittiness behind them. From my experience with fujoshi's in high school these girls were very often the weird and awkward girls who other girls would make fun of relentlessly. These girls always dreamed of being cool and witty like the heartthrob in their yaoi manga. Unfortunately we live in a time where many men and women can't sperate fantasy from reality and often try to make the fantasy become reality. These people end up learning the hard way that fantasy is just that, fantasy.

These dont look like gay men, these look like Edward Cullen and 2008 Zac Efron. Yes theyre non threatening but fags look hideous, they look like cartoon characters. Pooners are going after mid 2000s heartthrob types, the same kind of heartthrobs who would be the protag in fujo bait and yaoi cause japs especially japanese women love making their male characters look like heartthrobs even if theyre 55 years old. Its like Milf syndrome, Japanese hentai doujin milfs looking 35 at best despite being 50.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

These dont look like gay men, these look like Edward Cullen and 2008 Zac Efron. Yes theyre non threatening but fags look hideous, they look like cartoon characters. Pooners are going after mid 2000s heartthrob types, the same kind of heartthrobs who would be the protag in fujo bait and yaoi cause japs especially japanese women love making their male characters look like heartthrobs even if theyre 55 years old. Its like Milf syndrome, Japanese hentai doujin milfs looking 35 at best despite being 50.

Yaoi archetypes and "tumblr sexymen" are not actual representations of gay men, but male characters written by women for other women to serve the role of a female stand ins . Guts , Batman, Goku are male characters for men to project into, thats why no pooner will ever relate to them, because pooners are women. They will never project onto Conan the barbarian, they project into a posh brittish buttler whose superpower is making the best tea.

Kinda like men writting goth lesbians and sexy female videogame protags to appeal to other men then mtfs latch onto those as examples of female identity. But they only like those archetypes because they are men.

 

[Male Idiot]

The Toob is going to be in BG3. I hope we get a new toob, the Poonflayer.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5

A veritable giant amongst pooners

A decent man never hits a woman.

Nonsense. A decent woman doesn't behave like that.

You guys don't have to boot lick just because the police overstepping is happening to a tranny.

I enjoy seeing these narcissistic girls getting their asses kicked by men. I wish them much pain and humiliation. If I ran things, I would be a one man Taliban against them.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

Yaoi archetypes and "tumblr sexymen" are not actual representations of gay men, but male characters written by women for other women to serve the role of a female stand ins . Guts , Batman, Goku are male characters for men to project into, thats why no pooner will ever relate to them, because pooners are women. They will never project onto Conan the barbarian, they project into a posh brittish buttler whose superpower is making the best tea.

Kinda like men writting goth lesbians and sexy female videogame protags to appeal to other men then mtfs latch onto those as examples of female identity. But they only like those archetypes because they are men.

I get that but I doubt men writing goth lesbians is a thing, women are the ones who write all the gay and lesbian porn generally men are the ones who film it. Im sure all the "sapphisms" of troonsbians come from radfem lesbianism. The kind of women men write as far as I know are overactive overpowered skimpy bimbos, fun loving tomboys or something in between.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I get that but I doubt men writing goth lesbians is a thing, women are the ones who write all the gay and lesbian porn generally men are the ones who film it. Im sure all the "sapphisms" of troonsbians come from radfem lesbianism. The kind of women men write as far as I know are overactive overpowered skimpy bimbos, fun loving tomboys or something in between.

watch the female characters troon are always sperging over like Morrigan from Darkstalkers, Faye from Cowboy Bebop, Jill Valentine, Panty and Stocking, Willow from Buffy, the goth girl from danny phantom or some other western cartoon, etc. All characters written by male nerds for male nerd appeal and hentai women whose personality is "bro, if i were a chick i'd totally touch my own boobs and have sex with my male self all the time"

Most troons are not into shojo or yuri written by actual women, very few mtfs are into fanfiction at all, which is where most female perverts get their smut from because women are more likely to prefer written porn than men. MTF are into stronk female sex symbol (the combat stripper) and anything girly scares them the same way that anything actually manly makes the pooner want to cry.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

watch the female characters troon are always sperging over like Morrigan from Darkstalkers, Faye from Cowboy Bebop, Jill Valentine, Panty and Stocking, Willow from Buffy, the goth girl from danny phantom or some other western cartoon, etc. All characters written by male nerds for male nerd appeal and hentai women whose personality is "bro, if i were a chick i'd totally touch my own boobs and have sex with my male self all the time"

Most troons are not into shojo or yuri written by actual women, very few mtfs are into fanfiction at all, which is where most female perverts get their smut from because women are more likely to prefer written porn than men. MTF are into stronk female sex symbol (the combat stripper) and anything girly scares them the same way that anything actually manly makes the pooner want to cry.

The former examples are all tomboy types, which is what men can write. Hell its the stuff I can write, I cant write overly effeminate women who talk about feelings all the time. I wouldnt call it male nerds, its depictions of women from a male lens where they have male behavioral traits like courage, like intelligence, like cool, like fighting skills I wouldnt say theyre the self fucking kind. I would also add Marion Ravenwood, Xena, Angel cop, Alita from Battle Angel and Rally Vincent from Gunsmith Cats to that list among other anime characters I cant remember. The second part is completely true except theyll reject that sex symbol if said sex symbol is a nazi, refer to bruno from Batman and that Nazi lady from the Boys show. Also take this youtube comment which describes the tomboy thing better than I can

 

[umami's milk]

I have seen many a pooner project onto the strong barbarian types, the battle-hardened commandos, the dumpy old midwestern guy, but that's still because they'd like to believe they can become a real life bara (read: the hypermasculine sexual fantasy), and vice versa that their ideal strongman is actually just like them!

 

[Iron Jaguar]

and vice versa that their ideal strongman is actually just like them!

Lol, that's taking delusion to a whole new level.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

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Found in the wild. This is Pooner behavior

Imagine being so fucking desperate for puss that you hook up with a pooner who forces you to fuck random fags

Seriously just pin that pooner down and fuck her in the ass, give her the prison twink experience

Part of me thinks that a pooners greatest desire is to either be raped by a gay man or rape a gay man.

This, but I bet if it happened it would break them and they would file for rape charges even if she consented to it

Its just like how AGP troons think that if they were female they would be a hot bimbo going around gargling dick and getting fucked in every hole

Newsflash faggots: you would be just as ugly as you are as a man but get period cramps and early osteoporosis

is because they don't feel threatened by them.

See I dont get this shit, nowadays most men are scared of women because of random rape accusations, who feels threatened by non-muslim men in non-muslim countries?

Kinda like men writting goth lesbians and sexy female videogame protags to appeal to other men then mtfs latch onto those as examples of female identity.

All the troons I see see latch to anime girls because they are girly but go around dressed like sluts and have the proportions of a stripper

and have sex with my male self all the time"

Thats something I dont get, that and the stories were they go and fuck all their male friends, like bro you are gay just admit it...

 

[indigoisviolet]

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Costa Coffee to Bud Lite: hold my beer

 

[Poonocchio]

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Teehee.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Teehee.

Looks even better with the self harm and the rotdog scars.
Plus the big shiny Pooner eyes.
It already had the lips.
It just needs to be pink.
I guess it's a Mexican Pooner.

 

[Poonocchio]

Looks even better with the self harm and the rotdog scars.
Plus the big shiny Pooner eyes.
It already had the lips.
It just needs to be pink.
I guess it's a Mexican Pooner.

Fuck I shoulda wrote "Aiden" on the cup as well. Forgive me.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fuck I shoulda wrote "Aiden" on the cup as well. Forgive me.

You even gave it the ear gauges so its a small mistake.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

I have seen many a pooner project onto the strong barbarian types, the battle-hardened commandos, the dumpy old midwestern guy, but that's still because they'd like to believe they can become a real life bara (read: the hypermasculine sexual fantasy), and vice versa that their ideal strongman is actually just like them!

They want to be Zangief? I mean he's got all the bodily scars too. Although his are actually from wrestling bears in Siberia, not from sitting at home crying with a razorblade.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Why do they want to look like fujo bait, it's almost like the girls from late 2000s who fell for emo boys and twilight n shit want to become the emo boys now. As long as they go for the yaoi shit it's okay, once they come for the actual men like guts, mad Max, Batman and the like I'm gonna gas them all.

Null had a really good explanation for this, fujoshi to Pooner pipeline is especially sad. The romanticized fiction of gay relationships would be immediately nullified by any exposure to actual gay porn. There is no shit stains, or anal fissures in Homestuck Lemons. There’s no HPV or blood, they are trapped in coombrain combined with female delusions because they read Steven Universe genderbend futanari on ArchiveofOurOwn, it’s that simple.

 

[scathefire]

Null had a really good explanation for this, fujoshi to Pooner pipeline is especially sad. The romanticized fiction of gay relationships would be immediately nullified by any exposure to actual gay porn. There is no shit stains, or anal fissures in Homestuck Lemons. There’s no HPV or blood, they are trapped in coombrain combined with female delusions because they read Steven Universe genderbend futanari on ArchiveofOurOwn, it’s that simple.

It's sad but also hard to feel bad for people who are heterosexuals but have the desire to demean and supplant actual gay people. They have a superiority complex over "cis gays" that eventually winds up as another form of homophobia.