Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hongourable Madisha]

There's a(nother) analogue horror series called Vita Carnis that features a variety of living meat creatures. The Trimmings and Meatsnakes reminded me of pooners.

eta: this is the best/most poonerish one!

 

[cybertoaster]

Looking through 4chan archives, found this iceberg of deep Pooner lore.
Fascinating.
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Gonna need explanations for at least 3/4th of all that.

maggot foreskin infestation

Except that one, I don't need to see it...

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

U get right back ghere and take a picture of that dood right this second sir! Offer pro Bono work and say you're taking the picture for your business or something!

Got to arms length this so apologies for vagueness.

Got a call to look at a job, phone number for resident called Peter.
Rang "Peter", a very obvious woman answered, arranged meeting.
Got to the property, she answers the door, very fat arsed, very wide hipped obvious female with rotting teeth, red hair and pube beard.
The work is in the garden so she walks us through.
The house is fucking disgusting. I don't mean cluttered or untidy, I mean fucking filth. Rotting food everywhere, cobwebs, stagnant fluids, crusty carpets, flies everywhere, smells like dead animals, the whole bit.

The door to the garden won't open because she has black bags full of crap blocking it, bearing in mind she's known about this appointment for 2 weeks.
I tell her that if we do this job we will need to make space in the house. She puts the back of her hand to her forehead, sighs heavily and says "There's been ISSUES!"

Yeah, I bet.
Fuck off mental cunt.

Can you imagine my team working in there?
She says "They misgendered me!"
I'm off the contract.

I feel as much sympathy for pooners as I do troons. Which is to say; none. These retards are no different from the TiMs everyone happily rails against and hopes for the rope.

Sure some of these trannies were diddled as kids or have some form of retardation and as a result are easily manipulated, but does that absolve them of their fucking abhorrent sexual deviance? Their psychotic push to force their illness to be seen as normal? The horrific predation on children? The pathetic hatred of normal men and women because they'll never be either?

I'd argue pooners are even more unhinged and off putting because they're so much more mentally ill than TiMs, at least openly. The way they depict themselves in these drawings is really just something to behold. And the extreme and rapid deterioration of their physical health once they properly poon out makes the troons look evergreen in comparison. Even if "all" they do is bind, it fucking wrecks their bodies permanently.

I dont get why so many in this thread since day one, yes I've read every fucking page, have been so bleeding heart over these freaks; other than the fact that they're women. And of course there's a smattering of coomers who think these poons could totally have been some super hot piece of tomboy pussy because they like dumping their weird fantasies online.

Honestly pooners gross me out more than regular troons at this point. They're a hell of a lot funnier, but so much more disturbing.

O MY BROTHA TESTIFYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

 

[Procrastinhater]

There's a(nother) analogue horror series called Vita Carnis that features a variety of living meat creatures. The Trimmings and Meatsnakes reminded me of pooners.

eta: this is the best/most poonerish one!

Those Trimmings look like skinned Turtles. They're quite neat really in a gross way. Sort of like Pooners but probably smell better.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

pooner #TransitionGoals #Doodspiration

 

[Procrastinhater]

Borrowed from the Ellen Page thread, this was too good to leave out of the Zoo.

Credit for this awesome Pooner @PS2 Kiryu

 

[Power Appreciator]

Don't mind me, just dropping off the most poonery photo I've seen this past week:
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(also, FtM feminitity is just.. I short circuit).

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Not art OF a pooner but are BY a pooner. Wasn't sure if there was a seperate thread but thought it would fit in here.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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What black magic rituals do we need to perform to bring McCarthy back so he can write us some trans surgery gore porn?

 

[Rick The Stick]

He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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Nice to see Jimquisition lost some weight

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

cross posting form an A&N article. pooner is body slammed by a cop and arrested.

 

[Procrastinhater]

cross posting form an A&N article. pooner is body slammed by a cop and arrested.

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Lol the Pooner gave itself a good ol' boy name like Emmet?
Why the fuck didn't it just co operate?
I'm not the biggest fan of the police but they've got a job to do, it always seems to be these ACAB faggots that seem to have the most trouble, they turn what would have been a 5 minute traffic stop into this bullshit.
This Pooner faggot flips off a Sheriff's Deputy as it drives past, and then back talks the cop when it gets stopped, and wonders why it ends up eating concrete...
These fucking shitbags act like retards then complain about the cops doing their jobs. If you act a fool you can't complain if you get your ass whooped.
Never ceases to be funny watching a Pooner that's let their T Shots go to their head get bodied by an actual man.
I shouldn't laugh because essentially it's a man smacking around an insane woman but there's something about watching a Pooner get suplexed that hits my funny bone. You want to be a man, Miss?

Welcome to the party pal.

The post I'm quoting ID'ed the Pooner, "Emmet" is actually Emily, has the typical Pooner phenotype

Emily Brock

https://www.linkedin.com/in/emmett-brock-406106211/

https://www.facebook.com/emily.brock.7583

Makes my day when they do this:

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Thanks @Larry David's Crypto Fund for the ID.

 

[Lady Crow]

You guys don't have to boot lick just because the police overstepping is happening to a tranny. Have some fucking pride.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You guys don't have to boot lick just because the police overstepping is happening to a tranny. Have some fucking pride.

Its not bootlicking to laugh at a Pooner getting suplexed into the concrete.
That stupid retard turned what would have been a simple 5 minute traffic stop into 3 Felony charges.
Doesn't even matter to me it was a cop personally.
This dumb Pooner flipped the guy off and then went surprised Pikachu when she got treated like any other man would be.
She should be happy the pig confused her for a man, thought that was what they wanted.
Actions have consequences.
Pooner found that out the hard way.
The fact its a cop is incidental to me.

 

[cybertoaster]

cross posting form an A&N article. pooner is body slammed by a cop and arrested.

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"It was at this moment that Ayden realized she was no longer a dainty girl with a pussypass, but a DOOD"

She got POONED hard.

You guys don't have to boot lick just because the police overstepping is happening to a tranny. Have some fucking pride.

We're laughing at the situation.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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"It was at this moment that Ayden realized she was no longer a dainty girl with a pussypass, but a DOOD"

She got POONED hard.

We're laughing at the situation.

I shouldn't laugh its an insane woman being faceplanted into the asphalt by a guy that probably outweighs her by a good 60 pounds but its just so comical
"I just stopped you"
"No you didn't"
*Suplex time

Seriously what the fuck did she expect?
The sheer fucking detatchment from reality, the Pooner flips off the pig as she drives past, the cop stops her, tells her he's stopped her, and her response is "no you didn't" and she tries to walk off, the tries to jerk away when he goes to get hold of her by the arm... like what the fuck did she think he was just gonna say "oh OK then" and that would be it?
It just shows the sheer level of delusion and entitlement in these weird fucks, I guess in a shithole like LA they get so used to being treated like some Sacred Eunuch Priest Class it went to her head.
Its nothing to do with bootlicking, its just the consequences for being a tard, obviously if a cop stops you and you try to resist, he's gonna treat you like the man she claims she is.

 

[cybertoaster]

Seriously what the fuck did she expect?

First off odds are as a woman she never experienced anything close to a hostile cop. Rude sure, but no cop would do this to a woman just because she's walking away.

At the same time she probably drank the patriarchy kool-aid and truly believes cops are just violent towards black males while white males get a free pass or something.

 

[Procrastinhater]

First off odds are as a woman she never experienced anything close to a hostile cop. Rude sure, but no cop would do this to a woman just because she's walking away.

At the same time she probably drank the patriarchy kool-aid and truly believes cops are just violent towards black males while white males get a free pass or something.

If she's a glass half full type of girl she can at least be pleased the cop mistook her for a man.

You're right though, it must have been a terrible shock for the person LARPing as a man to be treated like one.
Any guy would instinctively know that if you flip off some meathead Sherrifs Deputy and then try to jerk away when he tells you he's stopping you chances are you're gonna end up face down on the concrete with a knee in your back. I guess its one of those differences in male vs female socialization.
She's lucky night sticks aren't still used "to aid compliance"

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

cross posting form an A&N article. pooner is body slammed by a cop and arrested.

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i've been going on a huge police bodycam footage binge for the past week and my ultimate favorite excuse from criminals is this

cop: "hey, come here. i need to talk to you"
retard: "why do you want to talk to me"
*visibly resists arrest*
cop: *fucking judo kicks criminal to the floor*
retard: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS AGAINST MY 4TH AMENDMENT RIGHTS. YOU FUCKING PIG. I SWEAR TO GOD IM GONNA FUCKING SUE YOU. I WILL BE RICH. IM GEORGE FLOYD. BLACK LIVES MATTER"

edit: it makes me laugh knowing whenever pooners/dykes get put into positions where they have to be a man. they decide to pull the woman card.

You guys don't have to boot lick just because the police overstepping is happening to a tranny. Have some fucking pride.

hey retard, if you're somebody that actively resists an arrest/getting detained, it shouldn't be a surprise when a cop forces you to the ground. much like if a cop had a reason to tell you to get out of your car and you refuse, you shouldn't be surprised when that same cop drags you out of that same car.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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Not art OF a pooner but are BY a pooner. Wasn't sure if there was a seperate thread but thought it would fit in here.

Of course it's the gay man character. He wouldn't fuck you even if he were real, Aiden.