Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Oughtism]

Don't mind me, just dropping off the most poonery photo I've seen this past week:

(also, FtM feminitity is just.. I short circuit).

 

[Male Idiot]

Don't mind me, just dropping off the most poonery photo I've seen this past week:
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(also, FtM feminitity is just.. I short circuit).

This gets even more hilarious with Balkans lore. Due to the language sounding less harsh, slovenians are often heckled by being called gay or femboy (usually Astolfo).

So this is spot on.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Don't mind me, just dropping off the most poonery photo I've seen this past week:
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(also, FtM feminitity is just.. I short circuit).

Why does she look like she's having a stroke?

 

[unexpected onions]

It's a mystery

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Heres a thought on pooners:

UwU

The nipples are eyes. The scar is the smile.

 

[FinnSven]

Okay I'm about to lay some knowledge on you about America that I just learned:

If you see a pooner in a coffee shop, that shit is GOOD (Starcucks doesn't count). This is one of the only things Pooners are proficient in. They are goddesses of caffeine.

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5 with a frog voice and a he/him pronoun pin wearing chekered jeans and this thing was handcrafted by Prudentia herself.

Yes, to go to these places you must indeed view and sit by the troon, beta male, deathfat, danger hair, and well meaning liberal girl (all white) who are talking about Diversity (tm). You must indeed listen to whatever shitty music is on. Enjoy the "ambiance" that is usually an unfinished concrete floor, house plants, and exposed brick

But you will.
You.
WILL.

Have the best Goddamn frappalappacappusheeno of your entire goddamn life hand crafted by that emotionally stunted zoomer.

I am, according to journalists, the 6th most transphobic poster on this website and I rate this coffee 100% worth the experience.

I wonder what Dennis Leary would make of that?

 

[Rick The Stick]

Okay I'm about to lay some knowledge on you about America that I just learned:

If you see a pooner in a coffee shop, that shit is GOOD (Starcucks doesn't count). This is one of the only things Pooners are proficient in. They are goddesses of caffeine.

I just got served by a full zippertit 19 year old 5'5 with a frog voice and a he/him pronoun pin wearing chekered jeans and this thing was handcrafted by Prudentia herself.

Yes, to go to these places you must indeed view and sit by the troon, beta male, deathfat, danger hair, and well meaning liberal girl (all white) who are talking about Diversity (tm). You must indeed listen to whatever shitty music is on. Enjoy the "ambiance" that is usually an unfinished concrete floor, house plants, and exposed brick

But you will.
You.
WILL.

Have the best Goddamn frappalappacappusheeno of your entire goddamn life hand crafted by that emotionally stunted zoomer.

I am, according to journalists, the 6th most transphobic poster on this website and I rate this coffee 100% worth the experience.

Coffee snobs are about as intolerable as the pooner who serves them

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Just get it as a takeaway coffee, there's no need to stay in the pooners' lair after you've bought the thing.
It's true though, it's good coffee. It's as if pooners are to coffee beans what Oompa Loompas are to cocoa. Or like something out of Harry Potter, a shop staffed by wee gnome beasties who make magical brews.

 

[Male Idiot]

Show up with a Trump covfefe mug.

 

[CharlesNguyen]

Looking through 4chan archives, found this iceberg of deep Pooner lore.
Fascinating.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Looking through 4chan archives, found this iceberg of deep Pooner lore.
Fascinating.
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All I see here is feminine verbosity and profound mental illness.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Looking through 4chan archives, found this iceberg of deep Pooner lore.
Fascinating.
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This is creepier than the other SCP/creepypasta icebergs. Maybe because all of it is Internet stuff, so it's all "real" as far as that goes.

 

[Shard]

Looking through 4chan archives, found this iceberg of deep Pooner lore.
Fascinating.
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How much do you need to have no life in order to make a meme like this? I don't do much and I don't even have the patience to read something like this, much less make it.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

How much do you need to have no life in order to make a meme like this? I don't do much and I don't even have the patience to read something like this, much less make it.

They are trying to hard to be clever and witty they're gonna strain something. I guess it's just Discord "inside jokes" but none of it is funny.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

 

[ScooterL]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Same energy.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Someone really needed to oblige her desire to be a man and rearranged her fucking face.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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Fucking lol IT'S SIR!

Even the way she flips the bird is feminine JfC.
Fucking Pooners.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

This is almost the female version of "IT'S MA'AM!".

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little pooner dood forgets she is 5 foot nothing. the black guy she yells at has an entire foot over her. if she really was the man she claims to be he would have knocked her out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

little pooner dood forgets she is 5 foot nothing. the black guy she yells at has an entire foot over her. if she really was the man she claims to be he would have knocked her out.
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I love how she's pink, and gets pinker the more she shouts.
Nothing like living up to those stereotypes.
I'd say "you'll get there li'l dood" but this one is way too fucking womanly.
Even her body language screams angry little girl.