Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 123 36.7%

  • Total voters
    335
- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...
What does that even mean? He does drugs he hates to spite the people telling him to stop drinking? What a fucking retard why not smoke meth while he's at it. Home boy is like 50 and he's getting bullied by a dead gay website into doing drugs just to prove that he's a totally cool adult.

- He bitches about having to go alone with his kids, parents, and wife to thr amusement park. He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them. That is horrible to be biting your tongue the whole time.
WOW! Racist jokes!? So based! He isn't even a racist, he's just a posing cuck. I wish he'd just be honest, he'd rather spend his day black out drunk with a group of speds on fucking Rumble than with his family or doing MDMA of a gay dudes ass while his wife gets railed by Jamaicans. I swear Nick is going to end up like that dipshit Chris Watts if he continues to resent his family like this.
 
Uncivil is livestreaming on Nick's current position on his lawsuit... Mandy is in chat talking about her damn self, because naturally.

Edit: There's likely more in this stream. I'm only catching this in the background.

Kurt on Nick being unable to follow through:

Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/NNGdP0hOM_8?feature=share&t=2725

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I watched a little further on Kurt's video; it's pretty clear from his body language that the Nose's antics are eating away at whatever passes for friendship on the internet. Kurt very graciously keeps saying "I love ya, buddy, but..." before eviscerating him.

And Nick's pure laziness returning messages has got to be infuriating. He calls or regards these people as friends (at least outwardly), but can't be bothered to put in anything more of an afterthought's worth of effort when trying to get in touch.
Edit: There's likely more in this stream. I'm only catching this in the background.

Kurt on Nick being unable to follow through:

Source: https://www.youtube.com/live/NNGdP0hOM_8?feature=share&t=2725

For the Archives:
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I am starting to see a common trend: nick completely lacks respect for others' time. Demands every jumps at his every whim and can't even bring himself to put out a tweet to say a stream is cancelled or set up a time for your supposed friend to help do PR for you retarded lawsuit. His silver-spoon upbringing is really starting to come out in full force. He's better than you and you shouldn't forget it.
 
I watched a little further on Kurt's video; it's pretty clear from his body language that the Nose's antics are eating away at whatever passes for friendship on the internet. Kurt very graciously keeps saying "I love ya, buddy, but..." before eviscerating him.

And Nick's pure laziness returning messages has got to be infuriating. He calls or regards these people as friends (at least outwardly), but can't be bothered to put in anything more of an afterthought's worth of effort when trying to get in touch.
Nick always portrayed himself as the magnanimous big time streamer who wouls help out the 'little guy' with advice and exposure on his show. He would also tweet if they were suspended.

I think there is a case to say that he is show to not be willing to put in real work to help people out. He doesn't answer messages. Them coming on his show just allpws him yo milk free content for his own show. He doesn't split profits from guest shows.

What a selfish cunt.
 
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My recollection was that this was on a LOCALS stream and someone asked Nick why he took down the last hot tub stream.

He said it was because the seek bar banner at the bottom of a LIVE stream crops the image a bit more on the LIVE show, but disappears when you do the replay (it minimises) He treated it like a WaCkY WeIrD thing at the titi. That is the reason he started wearing trunks. It was even a joke in the LOCALS chat...

This may have been the same stream where he left the tub, forgot to mute the mic, and yhe audience could hear him pissing in his garden.

Yes, that happened too...

I just can't believe the outright lies and gaslighting that Nick does on the daily... I cannot believe that he ever commanded respect excuse of perceived integrity...
 
My recollection was that this was on a LOCALS stream and someone asked Nick why he took down the last hot tub stream.

He said it was because the seek bar banner at the bottom of a LIVE stream crops the image a bit more on the LIVE show, but disappears when you do the replay (it minimises) He treated it like a WaCkY WeIrD thing at the titi. That is the reason he started wearing trunks. It was even a joke in the LOCALS chat...

This may have been the same stream where he left the tub, forgot to mute the mic, and yhe audience could hear him pissing in his garden.

Yes, that happened too...

I just can't believe the outright lies and gaslighting that Nick does on the daily... I cannot believe that he ever commanded respect excuse of perceived integrity...
He was targeting dumbfucks and lolcows and shitty lawsuits, which was enjoyable. For me, it passed the time at work on the saved streams. But as the mask slipped off, it wasn't as enjoyable, and turned into outright contempt of his hypocrisy and lies.

Tl;dr I'm a retard who liked the glory days of drama in the sektur. Eventually grew up and learned some things.
 
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Is this a deliberate homage to Patrick's tweet style? All he needs to do is replace the first two periods with ", child." or ", stalker." and he would have Patrick's cadence and style down pretty well.

My recollection was that this was on a LOCALS stream and someone asked Nick why he took down the last hot tub stream.

He said it was because the seek bar banner at the bottom of a LIVE stream crops the image a bit more on the LIVE show, but disappears when you do the replay (it minimises) He treated it like a WaCkY WeIrD thing at the titi. That is the reason he started wearing trunks. It was even a joke in the LOCALS chat...
Yes. What makes Nick's confident chiding ironic is that I definitely remember this incident being discussed on the thread. Here's an example (based on the rest of the post, I think it was already an old screenshot at the time):

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Btw, Chef_Adam is the resident outspoken gay.
 
I am starting to see a common trend: nick completely lacks respect for others' time. Demands every jumps at his every whim and can't even bring himself to put out a tweet to say a stream is cancelled or set up a time for your supposed friend to help do PR for you retarded lawsuit. His silver-spoon upbringing is really starting to come out in full force. He's better than you and you shouldn't forget it.
Spoiled rich kid acts like a spoiled rich kid. Film at 11.
 
Nick always portrayed himself as the magnanimous big time streamer who wouls help out the 'little guy' with advice and exposure on his show. He would also tweet if they were suspended.

To noseguard a little bit, there was a time not so long ago that Nick used to say on air that he'd go on anyone's show that asked him if it fit into his schedule.

And for a time, there was a lot more reciprocity with Nick being a guest on many different platforms while being better at keeping to his own streaming schedule without resorting to "muh kids" excuses weekly.

I was introduced to one of the podcasts I still listen to, Broken Crown, a monarchist stream with Aydin Paladin and Spoon, last year only because Nick appeared as a guest. They still only have a few thousand YT subs and their livestreams get <150 live viewers, probably even less at the time. But Nick honoured their guest request. They still haven't clued into the "new" Balldo coomer Nick though, as they still comment in passing "we should ask Rekieta about that" anytime a legal quandary comes up.

Not necessarily small streamers, but Nick used to appear fairly regularly on Chrissie Mayr's Simpcast. I recall appearances on EFAP, TUG, Flashcast, Friday Night Tights, Eric Hunley's Legal Lunch, Viva, etc. He also did crossovers last year with The Quartering to help him promote his dropshipping coffee company. Then there were his more recent forays with even bigger shows like Alex Jones and Crowder.

There was a time, much like the freeze peach stuff, that Nick was a frequent guest on other people's shows, big and small (mostly big TBF), but backed up his "I'll talk to anybody" principles by making time to guest pro bono for others.

But I do agree that the old mirthful Nick is dead.

Somehow he used to be able to guest on other shows multiple times a week while streaming nightly when he then also possessed the same 5 children that are apparently suddenly so burdensome and all-consuming today.
 
To be obviously obvious:

Heavy drinkers and drug users have declining productivity and ever-worsening time management. They're conked out for long periods and too "up" to function well for additional periods, so their functional hours in a day are fewer and aren't that predictable when they start and stop.

Nick's offline life gets crowded into those functional periods along with his online life. What might have been a sometimes hectic schedule for him back in the day is now impossible. He blunders through the functional hours trying to do whatever sandbags his greatest concern of the moment before needing rest or additional substances to carry him off to his chosen nothingness.
 
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