Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

An urban citizen of a depressed socio-economic sta- holy shit. Is Pat pepperoni meat?

You are what you eat, child.

 

[Snekposter]

Okay, can someone tell me just how the pepperoni and sausage stuff got started? I know Pat's boasted about making his own before, but where did him using black people for it come from?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Okay, can someone tell me just how the pepperoni and sausage stuff got started? I know Pat's boasted about making his own before, but where did him using black people for it come from?

i think one of the OnA funposters just made it up as a funny joke.

 

[Markorian]

Okay, can someone tell me just how the pepperoni and sausage stuff got started? I know Pat's boasted about making his own before, but where did him using black people for it come from?

IIRC, one of the funsters posted a fake craigslist ad "from" piggy about giving his extra (human) pepperoni to local youths, and included a picture of a small black child. I think the actual intent was to have the black child represent the kids he'd be giving the pepperoni away to, but he started screeching about him being accused of grinding up black children, and that was funnier than the original intent, thus niggeroni was born.

 

[Troonos]

What a way to top off the final post of the 2,000th page.

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Uh, the final post of every 2000th page is #40,000.

 

[King Of The Kiwis]

If he died do you think his anime story arc would have been complete?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

And in this corner....


Made this in like 5 minutes, tried to make his shitty double chin picture look like 8bit pixel art.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

He's lucky they didn't charge him with criminal fatness.

Judge: “Mr Tomlinson, for attempted assault on an officer, the court will order Mr Tomlinson to get his BMI down to a healthy level.”

Fatrick: “your honor, child, I would rather the death penalty”

 

[grey area]

Lmao this is beautiful. Also the most limp-wristed attempt at a swing I've ever seen. Today is a good day, enjoy prison.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I had a thunk. He hasn’t been SWATTed lately and it seems like right as the swats tapered off the media coverage really kicked in, with pat himself even reaching out and requesting to be interviewed. Like this is old news, he gets texts from funsters and he’s a dick on Twitter all day, same as always for five years or whatever, but now it’s crunch time at court. Conveniently he’s pretty much astroturfed now of all times? in multiple media forms? Articles, special video segments, podcasts. His last few threads about “our stalkers” have really bombed on Twitter, and he can even see the ratio of views:engagement, which has really gotta sting. I guess what I’m getting at is he stinks and I don’t like ‘em.

 

[Snekposter]

Judge: “Mr Tomlinson, for attempted assault on an officer, the court will order Mr Tomlinson to get his BMI down to a healthy level.”

Fatrick: “your honor, child, I would rather the death penalty”

"No child, my BMI is already at a health level. Enjoy dieting."

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Lest we forget: some pooner tried to get cute during a traffic stop, the sum total of the resistance was to pull away when the cop laid a hand and said "I stopped you"; the pooner got basically suplexed as a result. The department found the actions to be justified.

So Fatrick is officially being treated with softer kid-gloves than troons; perhaps the cops knew something we didn't

Maybe they don't want to get in hot water for giving the portable lightning ride and spicy eyespray to someone who a crafty lawyer could spin as 'special needs'.

Even though some 'special' kids would suddenly be a lot less special if their wranglers could light them up with a G.E.D or take a belt to their ass for feral behaviour without getting sued into the next dimension. And Fatrick is largely 'special' from decades of uncorrected lunacy.

 

[AnOminous]

this should be a bit more in line with Ricks aesthetic

I call that Rick pose "look at me I'm pointing at a retarded faggot."

He's lucky they didn't charge him with criminal fatness.

Felony obesity.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Happy 2000 pages, little too late but it's still worth the mention.

Fatman is still a piece of shit and the only thing I'm sad now is that he didn't get tased in that footage.

 

[AnOminous]

Happy 2000 pages, little too late but it's still worth the mention.

Fatman is still a piece of shit and the only thing I'm sad now is that he didn't get tased in that footage.

The kid gloves this faggot gets treated with disgust me. He should have been beaten with nightsticks and brass knuckles until he looked like a swollen up Cabbage Patch doll.

 

[RollingRock2]

Enjoy prison

 

[Maude Snew]

I actually whipped this up some time ago and never did anything with it so figured I'd just drop it. You know a marshmallow is just as effective shutting down New York as a Javelin missile. Do have fun.

"No, child, it is you who are destroying this city. You have been instructed many millions of times to not proton beam me. Enjoy ghost prison."

 

[grey area]

You can almost see his thought process fatly come to the determination that his half-hearted attempt at pig-on-pig violence was to grasp at the straws of victimhood and crybully his way into the hearts and minds of terminally online degenerates.

Pat is so predictably stupid, and I'm more convinced now that he takes out his frustrations on Niki.

 

[Takodachi]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

Did I hear "respect mah authoritah"

 

[RollingRock2]

I don't have photoshop on this computer