Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[anliteralidiot]

Freedom of intent, freedom of speech, freedom expression, stupid goblin doesn't know how the first amendment works.

He doesn't understand that he's not free from consequences, either. I can't wait for court.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Start a GoFundMe for Chance so he can finally get the rally car of his dreams, only for him to crash and die in an explosion 5 seconds into his first race.

Can you imagine Chance trying to use a manual transmission?

 

[Delamain]

New video Cyraxx uploaded and then downloaded by N-Word Boi

I know he’s an actual retard but Jesus Christ it’s not that hard of a concept to grasp the police arrested the goblin because he attacked someone with a weapon that’s what the courts will give a damn about and they will give Jack shit about his victim act

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

New video Cyraxx uploaded and then downloaded by N-Word Boi

Few notes
-Cyraxx states the police are to blame for him being in trouble and wants an outside legal entity to help him in these troubling times.
-States the police made fun of him and his families unjustly.
-Repeats the same things about him being a victim. Being allegedly shot at, beaten up etc.
-States the one time he defends himself he gets arrested, fake crying begins.
-Admits him and his family are living in fear 24/7.
-Says he's cried so much, he can't produce tears anymore and needs eye drops now. "It sucks."
-Cyraxx believes that the jail of his own how where he is to afraid to go outside is jail enough and,
"I don't need jail."
"Leaving me in my home is jail enough"
-Calls Akron PD scumbags, stating all 113 calls were pleads for help and alleges that the Akron PD helped the trolls or are the trolls.
-Cyraxx says the APD didn't get the bullet out of the mattress.
-Cryaxx states he gets death threats every day and states he won't go to jail.
"I'll make damn sure of that." -Cyraxx on him not going to jail.
-Cyraxx believes that since William Gloryhole is posting Body cam footage, this means APD is turning a blind eye and directly helping the trolls since WGH isn't allowed to do that.
-Cyraxx says that sing WGH is allowed to upload the bodycam footage, he can't because it's for "malicious intent."
-Cyraxx then states that the trolls tell him to get off the Internet, but the trolls are still on too? (Checkmate atheists.)
-States the 43 label was illegal.
-Begs his "friends" to get another police department to help prove his innocence and show APD didn't help, but antagonized him.

Final Thoughts.
Cyraxx has officially gone full retard. He is so deep into the victim game it's fucking hilarious. Lets go.

I love the irony of his daily begging and pleading for help when he already has someone TRYING to help him out (his PD) but he's refusing to listen to them. Why? Because he's a fucking idiot and it's not what he wants to hear, that shutting the fuck up and staying offline would be in his best interests right now.

No, what he wants is a genie who will POOF into existence, pat him on his bald little head and tell him not to worry, all his mean old trolls are going be sent to prison for life for what they've done to him. Not only that but there's a limo outside with a billion dollars in the trunk that will take him to the airport to board his new private jet that will fly him to LA to his new mansion. And also a 19 year old Britney Spears is in the limo waiting for him and her biggest turn on are 4'8 bald goblins with small infected tallywhackers.

Can you imagine Chance trying to use a manual transmission?

He's never once even sat in the drivers seat and started up an automatic before, he's too stupid to tie his own shoes which is why he's still wearing velcro in his 30's. I don't think he's ever even been on a riding lawnmower before. So you might as well be asking him to launch the space shuttle.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

@JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants
15 year old Britney Spears*
Chance is constantly digging himself into a deeper hole by the minute. Chance has only one man who is able to help him, his public defender. And what does Chance do? Tell his PD to fuck off and beg over the internet for a free lawyer who fill feed into his delusions that he's innocent. He already had the free lawyer part, but thankfully he wasn't retarded enough to go along with Chance's delusions. Chance is praying that his imaginary dream lawyer will convince the APD to begin a manhunt for everyone who's ever said anything mean about Chance. He has nobody who can get him out of the shitshow he's gotten himself into, and it's all his fault.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Can you imagine Chance trying to use a manual transmission?

I just want to see him in a go-kart. There's supposed to be a track near his house!

 

[Delamain]

I just want to see him in a go-kart. There's supposed to be a track near his house!

It would be like that scene in breaking bad where Jesse looks miserable while go karting and he screams but if it’s cyrax he would just be crashing all over the place and he would be screaming for his mom

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

I just want to see him in a go-kart. There's supposed to be a track near his house!

Fuck that, since he'd most likely be scarred for life by the experience, which means this would be the one and only time he got behind the wheel of anything that goes VROOM, I say make him go for broke and try the real thing. Nelson Ledges is only about 40 minutes from his house, and that's a proper road course.

But that would mean he'd need a license and a car and all that, so it's just a pipe dream. Best we could hope for is some mini golf course that also has a bumper boat section and kart track. That or a portable bumper car setup that goes from one county fair to the next, that is if he meets the height requirement.

Either way, even if he just started crying because people kept hitting his car, he'd declare that he set a world go kart/bumper car record that of some sort. "I am the king of racing in Akron! Why? Because my FIRST time out I broke the Podunk Stump Fuckers County Fair Fest Bumper Car world record BITCHES! That's why I got this new crown and oversized inflatable hammer, to beat little bitches like music bitch ass Marty's fake bitch ass next time I see him!"

 

[anliteralidiot]

bumper boat section

Do you think he can swim? There's no way the boy's able to float, since he's all skeleton, with no fat.

 

[JohnCrichtonsLeatherPants]

Do you think he can swim? There's no way the boy's able to float, since he's all skeleton, with no fat.

Fucker still probably fears getting sucked down the drain in the bathtub, which would help explain his aversion to regular bathing. I'm still not 100% convinced that he wouldn't multiply like a Gremlin if he gets wet enough. A little rainfall might not be enough to trigger the scab spores to start popping out little Chance's but full immersion could be.

I think he'd float for a little bit until his bones, made of uncooked pasta, absorb enough water, then he'd start to sink. But he'd be at a low risk of actually drowning because he'd keep to the kiddie section of the pool, I mean where else would the little goblin be than as close to the children as possible?

 

[Donkey Kongus]

Honestly, any time Chase is going on about how he's destined for greatness or how he's been wrong by the trolls (which is al the time), I just go back and watch the arrest footage. It's cathartic, really. No matter what he says, no matter how much shit he spews from his horrid mouth... that bodycam footage just shows the world who Chase really is.

 

[Spunt]

Could someone inform an ignorant Europoor what a "43" is? It's not even on Urban Dictionary.

 

[Delamain]

Could someone inform an ignorant Europoor what a "43" is? It's not even on Urban Dictionary.

It’s a police code every department has a different meaning from what I saw it ranges from gathering information to being in pursuit of someone
But the Akron pd designates mentally unstable individuals as 43
Mentally unstable does sound like chase and the rest of that god forsaken household

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

43 how the Akron police are using it probably is dispatch code for Residence.

But the Mentally Disturbed person thing is funnier.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Due to Audentum including it in his summary, I went back to find Michael Hacking's stream.

I'm guessing this is where Chance got the notion that AOM came onto his property.

 

[Bogliacci]

Its funny because even if he was on his porch you still can't just assault someone for being on your porch, and that's not what happened, he was assaulted no where near the porch Chanceyboy. The court is gonna look at him and just ask why that's relevant to him attacking while AOM is backing away.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Its funny because even if he was on his porch you still can't just assault someone for being on your porch, and that's not what happened, he was assaulted no where near the porch Chanceyboy. The court is gonna look at him and just ask why that's relevant to him attacking while AOM is backing away.

Yeah, I was always taught that stand your ground doesn't apply if you hit someone who's fleeing.

Not that it ever applied here.

 

[Twrx]

Yeah, I was always taught that stand your ground doesn't apply if you hit someone who's fleeing.

Not that it ever applied here.

You don't get it troll, he knows the law, even if it doesn't agree with him, well, fuck the law. Just like the urban exploration.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Gonna be honest here as much as I want to see Soyraxx flip shit on the judge and get held in contempt of court on top of his 180 sentence in county jail in a fucked up way I'm going to miss the little troglodytes temper tantrums. I know the general consensus of the community is more geared towards driving him off the internet but I personally want him to be here forever trapped in the metaphysical manifestation of Plato's cave he's created for himself in Sally's attic until necrosis finally sets in and sends him to the big bike path in the sky.

 

[Bogliacci]

Gonna be honest here as much as I want to see Soyraxx flip shit on the judge and get held in contempt of court on top of his 180 sentence in county jail in a fucked up way I'm going to miss the little troglodytes temper tantrums. I know the general consensus of the community is more geared towards driving him off the internet but I personally want him to be here forever trapped in the metaphysical manifestation of Plato's cave he's created for himself in Sally's attic until necrosis finally sets in and sends him to the big bike path in the sky.

I mean he'll have that regardless. If he gets some jailtime, a few months at most (which is a stretch to begin with imo) he'll just upload a 15 minute call out vid when he gets back. I think the days of him going on stream for longer than a few minutes at a time if he isn't in control are done for.