Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I don’t think many self defense professionals would have allowed a situation like that get to the point of being handcuffed.
If he hadn't been enjoying white privilege he'd be enjoying prison, or the hospital, or a prison hospital.
Exactly. There are a million one reasons to justify saying "man I hate cops" in the world, none of which include the MPD's history with Fatrick Piglinson.
The only times they've used force on him was because he was acting like a complete mental case. And even then it was only the bare minimum to keep him from harming someone else or, far more likely, doing something idiotic and harming himself, which he could then sue them for even if he was completely in the wrong.
 
A while back I was considering re-writing the first chapter of Gate Crashers, I have some actual ideas on how to improve it because there are admittedly a few fun/interesting ideas in there. I've been on a bit of a writing kick recently so maybe now is the time to do it
Felony plagiarism, child!
 
Everything that makes Tomlinson look like a victim to some 3rd parties comes from the ONAFORUMS guys.

Everything that makes Tomlinson look like a dickhead comes from this thread laying out the happenings chronologically. People narrated that into good YT videos and podcasts.

Trying to catch up on developments via ONAForums is a night mare because every thread is 90% noise.
 
Don't forget his claims about being a competition shooter and all round tough guy.
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I don't think I ever knew this piece of FatPat lore. Any details on Fatrick's career as a personal self-defense trainer? He clearly was very successful at it to never work any job besides writing his bestselling science fiction books. It's a wonder he isn't in Ukraine now helping train their special forces.
No case like that has ever made it to SCOTUS. You're most likely thinking of Warren v. DC which was a district court case.
Castle Rock v. Gonzalez, child.
 
Any details on Fatrick's career as a personal self-defense trainer?
I think he or his dad once had an NRA Shooting Instructor certification. Which they'll give to basically anybody who can show they can handle a gun without being a dumbass.
Everything that makes Tomlinson look like a victim to some 3rd parties comes from the ONAFORUMS guys.
They're the ones who fuck with him, but they aren't behind the swatting, if that's what you're implying. They've unanimously denounced it, as have we.

We're just spectators. All the dirt-digging on Pat has been done by the Brothermen, and Dan Mullen in particular. We wouldn't have Patposting without them.

The only one who makes Pat look like a victim is Pat and the gullible sociopaths who guntguard him.

Linger longer, Fresh Meat.
 
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I don't think I ever knew this piece of FatPat lore. Any details on Fatrick's career as a personal self-defense trainer? He clearly was very successful at it to never work any job besides writing his bestselling science fiction books. It's a wonder he isn't in Ukraine now helping train their special forces.

Castle Rock v. Gonzalez, child.

To my knowledge the verified pre-writer career Pat had was selling insurance. Niki even confirmed that in a podcast or video interview saying that Fat had had to renew his insurance broker license to be able to claim his residuals.

Regarding his claims to other “jobs”, my best guess is that he has helped at a weekend seminar or thinks that telling people stuff he read in Black Belt Magazine or similar, counts.

As for the competitive shooting, maybe he just means him and some people at a gun club have regular friendlies or he went to the same carnival sideshow several weeks running.
If he had competed even semi professionally there surely would be some trace of it somewhere.

There are people who have done a number of jobs before settling into a career path, but the things that Fat has claimed do require both serious training and or a military/security background, if you want to get a good reputation.
This sort of thing is not like saying you were a chef cause you spent a summer working as a line cook.
So either he is lying or maybe he managed to do a correspondence course and then helped out somewhere.
Either way, he often makes claims dependent on alternative facts.
 
you can get better results for cheaper by going with 9mm, .45, .38, or .357 hollowpoints and not have to worry about overpenetration
Nothin' says lovin' like 00 buck when you're not trying to accidentally shoot your neighbors.

You aren't wrong about the handgun rounds. I'm a 9mm, .40, and .45LC guy myself.

I spend too much on hollow point self-defense rounds though, I like the little polymer-filled ones so they penetrate thick clothing better (gets cold up here).

I don't believe I've seen evidence of that.
He's exaggerating just a touch, but it isn't hard to get one. I know you could easily get it and not have to study at all just from the posts I've seen from you.

NRA Requirements
 
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I don't think "MPD good," but I don't see how you could look at this and say "MPD bad." The problem with the MPD is that they have not hauled him off for real when they should have.
Not to white-knight, but I think he's mostly mad that Patrick didn't get tased, which I can sympathize with.
 
The PS90 has been talked to death but the only practical advantage of the PS90 is that since most gun control laws are designed to target AR and AK style rifles so the unique design of the PS90 means a lot of those laws don't apply to it. I don't know about WI's gun laws but I don't think they are as faggy as CA or NJ so kind of pointless in fatty's situation.

I also remember his Glock is chambered in 40SW, which is dumb for a few reasons but mostly because if you're gonna get into a round like 5.7 you might as well fully commit.

While he was simping for gun control he mentioned he owns six guns, so I'm very curious about the other four if these are the nice ones. It's also worth mentioning that fatty supports red flag laws which is hilarious given how much negative attention he gets.
 
The PS90 has been talked to death but the only practical advantage of the PS90 is that since most gun control laws are designed to target AR and AK style rifles so the unique design of the PS90 means a lot of those laws don't apply to it. I don't know about WI's gun laws but I don't think they are as faggy as CA or NJ so kind of pointless in fatty's situation.
Not to be an asshole (seriously), but the 50 round mag kind of destroys that idea in HIV+ states, as when they pass these "scary black rifle" laws, they're damn near always paired with magazine capacity laws as well.

As an FYI, Wisconsin is relatively HIV- on guns, and has no laws banning assault weapons nor has limits on magazine capacity.

While he was simping for gun control he mentioned he owns six guns, so I'm very curious about the other four if these are the nice ones.
Personally, I don't believe he has any more weapons, much like his ability to feed people their own teeth.

With the pictures and videos he took of his Glock and PS90, I would imagine there would be pictures of anything else he owned as well.

I guess what I'm saying is pics or it didn't happen, Tomlinson.
 
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To my knowledge the verified pre-writer career Pat had was selling insurance. Niki even confirmed that in a podcast or video interview saying that Fat had had to renew his insurance broker license to be able to claim his residuals.

Regarding his claims to other “jobs”, my best guess is that he has helped at a weekend seminar or thinks that telling people stuff he read in Black Belt Magazine or similar, counts.

As for the competitive shooting, maybe he just means him and some people at a gun club have regular friendlies or he went to the same carnival sideshow several weeks running.
If he had competed even semi professionally there surely would be some trace of it somewhere.

There are people who have done a number of jobs before settling into a career path, but the things that Fat has claimed do require both serious training and or a military/security background, if you want to get a good reputation.
This sort of thing is not like saying you were a chef cause you spent a summer working as a line cook.
So either he is lying or maybe he managed to do a correspondence course and then helped out somewhere.
Either way, he often makes claims dependent on alternative facts.
The insurance job was with Adrienne's family's company, so it was just given to him and I'd imagine it was the type of situation where he'd have to have done something stupid like threaten to kill the owner's daughter and unborn granddaughter to get fired. He also bragged about working one hour at Target before walking out on that because it was beneath him. He said he was a lifeguard at one point and talked about saving someone's life, but that just sounded like Tall Tales Tomlinson.

He also briefly tried community college and was bounced out first semester. I don't know when he and Ade got together, but it was probably young enough that he didn't have to do much before that family business job that was handed to him. Fortunately for him, you don't need a degree to sell scam insurance to old people.

Douglas Adams' book jacket bio had some odd jobs he did in his gap year listed to make him sound more interesting than some rich Cambridge theater kid, this is yet another thing Rick stole from him, and he extended it to making things up about his parents too.
 
The PS90 has been talked to death but the only practical advantage of the PS90 is that since most gun control laws are designed to target AR and AK style rifles so the unique design of the PS90 means a lot of those laws don't apply to it. I don't know about WI's gun laws but I don't think they are as faggy as CA or NJ so kind of pointless in fatty's situation.

I also remember his Glock is chambered in 40SW, which is dumb for a few reasons but mostly because if you're gonna get into a round like 5.7 you might as well fully commit.

While he was simping for gun control he mentioned he owns six guns, so I'm very curious about the other four if these are the nice ones. It's also worth mentioning that fatty supports red flag laws which is hilarious given how much negative attention he gets.
For a tough guy to feed you your teeth it's funny he's using 40 short and weak instead of 10mm. Without getting too autistic 40sw is basically a diet version of 10mm (less muzzle energy, slower, etc.). Ironic that's the only diet he'd bother with but fits with being slower and weaker.
 
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