Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

Look at their namesigns, half of the panel has pronouns on it. The chunky woman does, and the cuck stereotypes next to fat pat do too.
Based Boomer on the right has neither social media nor pronouns, and Pat has his xitter spergcount name, but no pronouns.

That's a bit problematic, I think he doesn't realize his huwhite privilege. If he wasn't Patrick but P'Shawn, the cops would have put a bullet in him when he swung at them.

 

[Maude Snew]

Anyone whose age doesn't have "teen" at the end of it who wears a baseball cap backwards on top of his head needs a bullet in it.

He could be a fat youth pastor. You think that's how he lures his ingredients?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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lmao look how fat he is. patrick is so fat that he deserves to be another keemstar orbiter with tipster, oreo and whoever the hell the third tubster is.

look at that beautiful face emphasized by the ballcap. there's more flab than hair on this man's body.

Not only is he fat, but his hat makes him look like a cancer patient.

 

[internet friend]

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lmao look how fat he is. patrick is so fat that he deserves to be another keemstar orbiter with tipster, oreo and whoever the hell the third tubster is.

look at that beautiful face emphasized by the ballcap. there's more flab than hair on this man's body.

He looks the Humpty Dumpty from shrek

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Lmao this faggots head is in a Inflation period wtf

 

[Johnny Salami]

Just thought I'd point this out

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

The pests found one of Fatrick's panels. There are more people on the panel than in the audience.

This is just sad. There is a dude sitting next to him with a walmart vest that looks like he has to work a shift after this panel and he isn't the most pathetic person sitting there thanks to Fatrick



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[Maude Snew]

He looks the Humpty Dumpty from shrek

Nah, Frumpy Dumpy is his wife.

 

[RollingRock2]

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Just thought I'd point this out

The guy to Fatrick's right may appear to have his head tilted in an attempt to look thoughtful
However the truth is he needs to move his center of gravity away or else he would collapse into Fatrick's orbit

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

courtesy of the onaboards. i couldn't get enough of patrick s. tomlinson's gencon panel and wanted to see what others were seeing.

what is it with patrick's resting fat face? it's a frown wider than a u-haul truck.

< : C

it was pointed out that fatrick has left a sweat stain on the table and also has an impacted blackhead on his elbow. lol.

bonus round:

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

PST/best_selling_author.exe has returned an error: PAYQUASI_CHILD
Rick's only hope before August 24 is Ron Perlman style intimidation:

 

[RollingRock2]

A constantly strained frown is something typical of someone who has been drinking every night for a decade+ and is in public while not intoxicated.
Fried nerves.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

The pests found one of Fatrick's panels. There are more people on the panel than in the audience.

God Damn!
I knew any panel with Fatrick on it wouod be sad, but that's fucking pathetic. A 21 person room with 5 people on the panel and they still couldn't fill it.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

https://nitter.net/stealthygeek/status/1688082121137524736#m

https://archive.ph/btpqY

Lol he's still going at the notion he owes nothing to Quasi. I know I shouldn't be surprised but still.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

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https://nitter.net/stealthygeek/status/1688082121137524736#m

https://archive.ph/btpqY

Lol he's still going at the notion he owes nothing to Quasi. I know I shouldn't be surprised but still.

0 audience members, patty. enjoy obscurity.

 

[bile demon]

The pests found one of Fatrick's panels. There are more people on the panel than in the audience.

I like how his body is somewhat comparable in size to the other two soygolems but his head is twice as big as theirs. Nice Gunt-like proportions, stupid.

Anyone whose age doesn't have "teen" at the end of it who wears a baseball cap backwards on top of his head needs a bullet in it.

Don't be so harsh on him, it's a GameCon after all. Poor Pat was in such a hurry he didn't even get to slip out of his Eddie cosplay before the panel.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is just sad. There is a dude sitting next to him with a walmart vest that looks like he has to work a shift after this panel and he isn't the most pathetic person sitting there thanks to Fatrick

Guy actually seems to be a successful and happy family man who enjoys writing fantasy books (lots of them) on the side: http://www.selindberg.com/p/about-s-e-lindberg.html


Not 1.7 GPA:


Though he did think he should take this picture a couple weeks ago but at least you can see his not unmurdered children he still is in contact with enjoying the wilderness together rather than stalking urban playgrounds for pepperoni ingredients:

 

[TouchFluffyTail]

I like how his body is somewhat comparable in size to the other two soygolems but his head is twice as big as theirs. Nice Gunt-like proportions, stupid.

"A big head to hold all of my knowledge, stalker. Something of which you wouldn't know. Wait for the knock"

 

[Maude Snew]

"A big head to hold all of my knowledge, stalker. Something of which you wouldn't know. Wait for the knock"

We already know he didn't go to college to get more knowledge, instead he was Pat and got more fat.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Guy actually seems to be a successful and happy family man who enjoys writing fantasy books (lots of them) on the side: http://www.selindberg.com/p/about-s-e-lindberg.html
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Not 1.7 GPA:
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Though he did think he should take this picture a couple weeks ago but at least you can see his not unmurdered children he still is in contact with enjoying the wilderness together rather than stalking urban playgrounds for pepperoni ingredients:
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This is from Seth’s son’s LinkedIn page. The GED means that he was home-schooled, right? I ask because if I’m correct and Seth is based, he and Pat wouldn’t have had much to talk about. A stiff handshake, maybe a laugh over small talk, and that would be that.