Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

it's hard for me to consider anyone putting up their pronouns "based" but he seems like an alright guy. i'd definitely choose to talk to him over pat.

Maybe he has an agent that suggested it as a good idea?

I feel a little sorry for him. It must be embarrassing and frustrating to have to pretend that someone like Pat is your peer.
 
courtesy of the onaboards. i couldn't get enough of patrick s. tomlinson's gencon panel and wanted to see what others were seeing.

what is it with patrick's resting fat face? it's a frown wider than a u-haul truck.

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Pictured - Polaroid discovered in the Buenos Aires branch of the Argentine National Archives within the file simply marked "negerwurst 1947"
 
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A constantly strained frown is something typical of someone who has been drinking every night for a decade+ and is in public while not intoxicated.
Fried nerves.
Additionally, Pat has at least 10 pounds of cheeks on either side pulling down the corners of his mouth and doesn't have the muscle tone to hold his mouth in place.
 
A while back I was considering re-writing the first chapter of Gate Crashers, I have some actual ideas on how to improve it because there are admittedly a few fun/interesting ideas in there. I've been on a bit of a writing kick recently so maybe now is the time to do it
Considered it too, because there is a decent enough idea buried in his shit prose and zero dimensional writing. Decided not to because ideas are never a problem for me, time is. I'd rather devote my little available writing time to my own worlds, not Fatrick's shit.

It's actually the one place I feel slightly sorry for/pity Fatrick for. Having decent ideas for stories and not being able to do justice to them is a special sort of hell.
 
Did I catch this correctly? Pat is claiming the Pests' Christmas Carnage book was taken down because of copyright? When he hasn't even finished his own book? How could they have copied his book when there are at least two other versions out there by other authors with the same theme and similar titles? Why was the book taken down?
 
Did I catch this correctly? Pat is claiming the Pests' Christmas Carnage book was taken down because of copyright? When he hasn't even finished his own book? How could they have copied his book when there are at least two other versions out there by other authors with the same theme and similar titles? Why was the book taken down?
It was taken down because Amazon, like most platforms, places the burden of defending any DMCA claim in the “offending” party, regardless of the facts and circumstances. It was the same way he and Creepy Uncle Paul caused so much havoc with the old OnA subreddit. No one was going to reveal their true identity to fight the claims, regardless of how they were totally lacking in merit.
 
It was taken down because Amazon, like most platforms, places the burden of defending any DMCA claim in the “offending” party, regardless of the facts and circumstances. It was the same way he and Creepy Uncle Paul caused so much havoc with the old OnA subreddit. No one was going to reveal their true identity to fight the claims, regardless of how they were totally lacking in merit.
But you can do it through an attorney and not divulge your info. Obviously their choice and all that and of course it's bull that Amazon does copyright stuff that way.
 
Did I catch this correctly? Pat is claiming the Pests' Christmas Carnage book was taken down because of copyright? When he hasn't even finished his own book? How could they have copied his book when there are at least two other versions out there by other authors with the same theme and similar titles? Why was the book taken down?
IANAL, but maybe someone as litigious as Pat could argue that it violates right of first publication. "The aTalker childs stole my idea!", or something like that.

Not that that's how it works, AFAIK. A parody of an unpublished work is still that, a parody, not a replacement of the real thing.
 
courtesy of the onaboards. i couldn't get enough of patrick s. tomlinson's gencon panel and wanted to see what others were seeing.

what is it with patrick's resting fat face? it's a frown wider than a u-haul truck.

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it was pointed out that fatrick has left a sweat stain on the table and also has an impacted blackhead on his elbow. lol.

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What really repulses me about Pat's appearance is just how terribly he dresses. He dresses like a frat boy: backwards cap, graphic tee, probably sneakers that are a mish-mash of neon colors.

Less people would make fun of him for being fat if he actually decided to dress well. At least then it would show he has some standards and signs of self-respect.
 
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