Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Weeb Slinger]

There is an argument that the giant panda should be allowed to quietly fade into extinction, given the poor lifestyle choices that are apparently baked into the undersexed bamboo-gobbler's communist DNA. To wit, a diet suited to a lifetime of lounging around on its hairy, piebald arse, when it should be learning how to digest red meat and fuck like a chad.

A similar concession might be made to Coach Red Pill, who in any given dangerous situation will not only embark upon the course of action that is most likely to cause himself harm, but will also broadcast his intentions to the widest possible audience. While some, having vocalised their plans, might take a moment to reflect upon the inadvisability of having done so, Gonzalo Lira lacks the capacity for this kind of low-level introspection, or maybe he thinks that he is above such concerns. Literal retards, who were born with serious physical and mental disabilities are raising their contorted arms and pointing tremulously towards him, filling the air with the unsettling sound of their guttural, subhuman laughter, as their protective helmets beat out a demented Morse Code against the backrests of their electric wheelchairs. As incredible as it might sound, the author of 'Wilshire Boulevard' has out-tarded the profoundly retarded.

I have no doubt that if Lira is dispatched to a labour camp, his pathological tendency to rub people the wrong way, coupled with his predilection for drawing attention towards himself in the most obnoxious manner possible, and his compulsion to signpost his every bone-headed move, is going to get him shived or assaulted in some other fashion.

 

[Godmode]

Based on what I have read/seen on telegram, they were clamping down on the borders to stop conscription dodgers. His plan to cross may not be that retarded (although everything that lead up to it was peak retard). Ukraine is one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Just act like a retarded American boomer and slip the border guards a few c notes and pray.

Do we know if they took him into custody? I assume if they did they would perp-walk him.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I have a 21 year old son. Throughout the Ukraine 'draft' I spent some time considering what I would do to keep my son safe if I were a Ukrainian mother. If I had to sell my house and car, I would have. If I had to load the kid into a crate on a cargo ship, I would have. If I could have fled to Russia, even if I hated them, I would have.

CRPs choices were so bad I found myself wondering if he wanted to get caught. He really couldn't have done a worse job of not getting caught. Why didn't he flee to Russia? Why didn't he take to the sea? Why did he march into the open arms of Ukrainian officials?

Because he is an attention seeking narcissistic masochist who is hell bent at making himself look like a martyr and failing hilariously at it. It was apparent way back in his manosphere days, and it still is now.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Here's something neat from the last time Coach ran his mouth and fucked up so badly he found himself in a jail cell after being hauled off by the SBU

How the fuck does this keep happening to him?

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Personally, I don't buy that Gonzalo didn't learn the local language after 5 years. Gonzalo has always come across as a sneaky conniving fucker to me.

Staying consistent on "not knowing the language" offers Gonzalo two areas of benefit.
1. He can consistently play the "I'm just a stupid foreigner and don't understand why you are yelling at me" card to try an get out of trouble. Too much trouble for people to try and get him to understand them so they just give up. I bet that got him out of several stitch ups in his 5 years there.
2. People will freely talk around him assuming he can't understand them. This way Gonzalo can get the low down on anyone trying to con him. Hell, even with his separated wife, it is a great way to find out if she is cheating on him. He also gets to find out how people really feel about him.

 

[Sneed Halation]

Coach says he couldn't reasonably sneak across the border and that an arrest warrant would be put out upon his leaving, but he neglects to acknowledge the fact that he at no point HAD to say "I, Gonzalo Lira, am right at this moment attempting to illegally leave the country of Ukraine to enter Hungary, the country with the smallest border with Ukraine, right now, via a legal Ukrainian border checkpoint, of which there are only three. I sure do hope I don't get arrested."

Maybe he couldn't have snuck across the border, sure. Maybe escaping into Romania, AND THEN travelling into Hungary would be unreasonable, okay. Maybe he couldn't have tried to disguise himself in literally any way whatsoever, like by taking off his glasses or shaving his bulbous egghead, whatever. But he didn't have to announce his attempt to leave ON TWITTER XITTER, WHILE HE'S DOING IT. And if he HAD to announce his escape attempt, he could have at the VERY least said he was trying to escape into Poland or some shit, instead of saying the exact country he was attempting to enter.

 

[Alabama Gamer]

Does this mean he has to change his name to Gynzylo Lyra?

 

[Orkney]

He had a bike and could've rode through the forest. By the time "muh motion sensors" activate and the border patrol is dispatched, he would've already crossed the border.

Who cares if he doesn't have the entry stamp? On one hand, he's all "muh based Chad Hungarians will stand up for me against the arrest warrant!" and then claim he's worried about being deported back to Ukraine for not having the entry stamp?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

And you're right, his stubborn refusal to learn the language fucked him, it would have been really useful in the event you come to be trying to flee the fucking country. Without it, even if he found someone to help him get away, he wouldn't know who to trust, what was being discussed, he'd have to take it on faith whoever he found to interpret had his best interests at heart.

According to his videos, Gonzo did talk to people offering to smuggle him across the contact zone into Russian occupied Ukraine. He didn't go along with it because he concluded they were all either scammers or not competent enough.

I think the problem you may be missing is the political geography element. I think Gonzo might have struggled to find anyone sympathetic to the plight of a Russian propagandist at Ukraine's western border.

I agree the fact they let him go twice with all his papers, they wanted him gone, but he tied their hands with his stupid Xitter threads and his videos about how he's planning on crossing the border and violating his bail, and where and when he's doing it.
He's a fucking idiot who thinks he's smart, and it's fucked him, Coach always knew better.

I think they wanted him gone the last time. Once they charged him it's a different story. It looks bad on their part if he escapes.

But with them not appearing to enforce the bail conditions imposed on him, I wonder if the plan was to let him off easy and deport him after he's convicted, which he may have closed the door on with his stupid escape attempt.

Another interesting possibility is that they predicted he would try and fail to flee and baited that for some reason.

He had a bike and could've rode through the forest. By the time "muh motion sensors" activate and the border patrol is dispatched, he would've already crossed the border.

Who cares if he doesn't have the entry stamp? On one hand, he's all "muh based Chad Hungarians will stand up for me against the arrest warrant!" and then claim he's worried about being deported back to Ukraine for not having the entry stamp?

His plan was literally nonsensical. He was obsessed with muh stamps so he drove up to a crossing and presented himself to the authorities to be arrested instead.

 

[Night Crawler]

I cheered on the Russians bombing the country I am trying to flee. I don't know why they don't like me?

 

[TooLazyToThinkOfAName]

So many armchair experts here. "He should have done this, he should have done that". Do you think leaving Ukraine is that easy?

I followed a Ukranian twitch streamer for a while who planned his escape for months. Bottom line is that there are millions of men in Ukraine who are not allowed to leave, and if it were as easy as "just trek through the mountains bro, just bribe a guard bro", then everyone would have done it.

Yes, it is possible to bribe the correct person with $5000 and make it out. But knowing and finding that correct person is difficult, even for a native Ukranian with plenty of street knowledge. For Gonzalo, attempting to bribe a random guard with this money would just mean the money gets stolen and then he gets turned it.

I think poor Coach was fucked the moment the SBU laid its eyes on him. It's easy to say in hindsight that trying to cross the border was not the best choice, and that he should have instead asked for help from a lawyer or the embassy, but I can understand why it looked like a shot worth trying from his point of view.

 

[Procrastinhater]

many armchair experts here. "He should have done this, he should have done that". Do you think leaving Ukraine is that easy?

Well not with that attitude.

Based on what I have read/seen on telegram, they were clamping down on the borders to stop conscription dodgers. His plan to cross may not be that retarded (although everything that lead up to it was peak retard). Ukraine is one of the most corrupt countries in the world. Just act like a retarded American boomer and slip the border guards a few c notes and pray.

Do we know if they took him into custody? I assume if they did they would perp-walk him.

If he hadn't waited until the last minute before his trial to flee, and broadcasted his intentions to the entire fucking Internet so there was likely a notice sent out to watch for him, its likely he could have quietly slipped away, if he hadn't just rode up to the guard post, and timed it at a moment when it was quiet, maybe after being shaken down by the border guards.
If he hadn't waited until a day or two before he was supposed to be on trial on the other side of the country, even if he was stopped, its possible he could have been turned back and not immediately arrested.
But after loudly proclaiming his intent to abscond across the border, and made it obvious he wouldn't get back in time for his trial, he pretty much left them no choice.
Even then, if he had a supply of ready cash and the ability to speak the language, someone less obnoxious and immediately unlikeable as Coach could still have maybe had a chance to pay the underpaid and overworked guards in a war torn country rife with corruption, to take a cigarette break and find themselves a years wages richer tax free in the process.
Someone with ready cash on hand (I don't mean physical cash, I mean a phone and a PayPal account that he can't have just snatched off him, that you can transfer on, half now and the rest after he's over the border) you're in a situation like that could have a chance, if he was able to communicate with the guys at the border.

He discusses at length the prospect of sneaking across a border (such as through an "empty field") and doesn't think it's realistic. He says it will cause all sorts of problems,

I heard his excuses about "motion trackers" and shit, that might be the case on the Russian or Belarussian side but I really can't see the whole of Ukraines fuck knows how long border being covered by sensors, and even so, if you do it at a point miles from a town, (and theres plenty of places I was looking at where theres a road a few hundred yards from the border, no security fence, you could literally walk across, shit he could have taken his fucking bike ) by the time any response could get there hes already over the border.
His complaint about having no exit stamp is just an excuse, if you're claiming political asylum it kind of goes without saying you have fled, and won't have an exit stamp, and the thing is even if they deport him it wont be to the Ukraine, it would be to Chile or the US, Ukraine is at war they have more to worry about than Gonzo, they wouldnt bother seeking extradition.
Seems to me what Gonzo means is he looked at these other ways of getting across the border and they involved roughing it, being wet, dirty, cold and uncomfortable, all the shit actual refugees have to go through, and he figured it was just easier to try his luck at the border post.
Theres a hundred ways he could have wet backed it across the border but that would involve acting and thinking like a wet back.

 

[Vince McMahon]

Personally, I don't buy that Gonzalo didn't learn the local language after 5 years. Gonzalo has always come across as a sneaky conniving fucker to me.

Staying consistent on "not knowing the language" offers Gonzalo two areas of benefit.
1. He can consistently play the "I'm just a stupid foreigner and don't understand why you are yelling at me" card to try an get out of trouble. Too much trouble for people to try and get him to understand them so they just give up. I bet that got him out of several stitch ups in his 5 years there.
2. People will freely talk around him assuming he can't understand them. This way Gonzalo can get the low down on anyone trying to con him. Hell, even with his separated wife, it is a great way to find out if she is cheating on him. He also gets to find out how people really feel about him.

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how wrong you are...
You obviously never had an experience with sex tourists in Eastern European countries. Literal dysgenic retards. They might even be physically attractive but they are retards. Gonzalo Lira is no exception.

 

[MadStan]

Thousands of Mexicans with less knowledge than Red Bill cross one of the most guarded borders every day.

Now tell me there ain't something useful you can't learn from a Beaner.

 

[AgendaPoster]

So many armchair experts here. "He should have done this, he should have done that". Do you think leaving Ukraine is that easy?

I followed a Ukranian twitch streamer for a while who planned his escape for months. Bottom line is that there are millions of men in Ukraine who are not allowed to leave, and if it were as easy as "just trek through the mountains bro, just bribe a guard bro", then everyone would have done it.

Yes, it is possible to bribe the correct person with $5000 and make it out. But knowing and finding that correct person is difficult, even for a native Ukranian with plenty of street knowledge. For Gonzalo, attempting to bribe a random guard with this money would just mean the money gets stolen and then he gets turned it.

I think poor Coach was fucked the moment the SBU laid its eyes on him. It's easy to say in hindsight that trying to cross the border was not the best choice, and that he should have instead asked for help from a lawyer or the embassy, but I can understand why it looked like a shot worth trying from his point of view.

My dude, there were thousands of Romanians that flew the country in the 80s, and the border guards only did one thing to try and stop you from leaving, they simply shot you. People found ways.
The real issue here is why did he make pro-Russian propaganda inside Ukraine and insisted on continuing to do that for months. There was a large exodus after 24 Feb 2022.
Also he could've ran to Belarus. No need to directly go to Russia. No need to go to Hungary and through West Ukraine.
CRP made the worst possible decisions, starting with openly producing propaganda against the state he was a guest in. That shit is simply unforgivable stupidity, especially when that state is at war. Imagine going to Egypt or Jordan as an American and start to produce propaganda that praises Israel and mocks Arab states as fake, with territories that should be under a new Solomon's Jewish Empire. Going to Mecca to preach Christianity.
If you're into this sort of shit you're mentally ill/suicidal

 

[AncientPhosphur]

There’s only one thing that must be done. Kiwifarms must rescue CRP. We need a dedicated team of hitters to go into Ukraine, break Lira out, and drop him off in Niger. Why Niger? Because war is heating up and seeing CRP trying not to trip over himself and say “Nigger” will be hilarious.

Kiwi Kill Team deploy!

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

The real issue here is why did he make pro-Russian propaganda inside Ukraine and insisted on continuing to do that for months.

Throughout the conflict Gonzalo has always presumed that Russia taking over Ukraine, or at minimum the Donbas region was a forgone conclusion. He initially thought it would happen fast and that the Ukrainians would just fold. And when that didn't happen, he came up with the idea that the Russians were using a master plan of creeping forward until they met resistance, identifying where that is, pulling back, encircling and enveloping. And maybe that is a tactic, But it hasn't resulted in an all out win that Gonzalo was expecting. And when the Russians took over completely, I would assume that his favorable interpretation of the Russian actions would put him on good footing with the new corrupt regime.

This also may explain why he didn't flee the country the first time he was picked up by the SBU. He was still expecting the Russians to roll over the Ukrainians thus solving his governmental problem.

My understanding is that his separated wife (thus she is getting at least child support from him in exchange for access to the kids) is half ethnically Russian and half ethnically Ukrainian. I don't think Gonzalo would take a position that would further sour his relationship with her and perhaps lose him access to his kids. So his separated wife may lean towards the Russian side.

Gonzalo has stated that his wife and kids are out of the country. The question is in which country. Did she hook up with a Chad and is going where ever he goes? Or is she still enjoying the Gonzalo pay check? Did she go to Russia? To Belarus? Poland? Any of the numerous greater European states taking in war refuges? Shopping for a new daddy on the European market? With her children, you would presume they have both Chilean and American citizenship status. Ducking out to America for the protection and care of their grandparents in California would be a highly attractive option. But there she would have to continue the ruse that she is in some way still martially loyal to Gonzalo.

My best guess, is that where ever she is, she is close to her parents. Maybe even with ethnically Russian grandparents.

 

[R00T]

So many armchair experts here. "He should have done this, he should have done that". Do you think leaving Ukraine is that easy?

I followed a Ukranian twitch streamer for a while who planned his escape for months. Bottom line is that there are millions of men in Ukraine who are not allowed to leave, and if it were as easy as "just trek through the mountains bro, just bribe a guard bro", then everyone would have done it.

What you’re choosing to ignore here citing a Ukrainian twitch streamers story is that… he’s a Ukrainian Twitch streamer. He’s an able bodied man in the nation that is currently being invaded and expected to take up arms. He has a Ukrainian citizenship and ties to the nation he’s expected to uphold. Of course it’s going to be harder for him. On the flip side…

Coach is a fat, old man well beyond traditional fighting age. Outside of his wife who is not in the picture he has no ties to Ukraine. He has a passport which labels him a citizen of the US and Chile. He’s been in contact with representatives from his nations while detained. Ukrainian men will naturally have a harder time getting across the border because they’re not supposed to be fleeing. Coach would not have the same issues. He’s asked for essentially everything that has happened to him at this point.

 

[37yearolddickrightnow]

It was pretty dumb for him to telegraph his exit so blatantly. Lolcows are always their own worst enemies. He should have left much sooner, picked a much more rural crossing, and stayed the fuck off social media until he was out of the country.

I wonder who will get to go home first between CRP and Lord Miles? Crazy to think that Miles is probably having a better go of it in an Islamic shithole country.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how wrong you are...
You obviously never had an experience with sex tourists in Eastern European countries. Literal dysgenic retards. They might even be physically attractive but they are retards. Gonzalo Lira is no exception.

Interesting perspective. And yes, we have low opinions of Gonzalo. I guess my next question is what language do you think daddy Gonzalo used to talk to his Russo-Ukrainian children of a Russo-Ukrainian wife in Ukraine. Sure the children probably picked up some of Gonzalo's language... (English...? Spanish?) while they lived with him. But once separated it was either going to be full time Russian or Ukrainian all of the time. His kids wouldn't be able to understand him outside of the simplest of words.

Then again for all we know Gonzalo is lying about being an involved father who spends time with his children on visitation day.