Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[Oxyjen]

Even then, if he had a supply of ready cash and the ability to speak the language, someone less obnoxious and immediately unlikeable as Coach could still have maybe had a chance to pay the underpaid and overworked guards in a war torn country rife with corruption, to take a cigarette break and find themselves a years wages richer tax free in the process.

Unlucky for CRP that he met the one Ukrainian border guard who lurks the Kiwi Farms and recognised him, expected him even.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I guess my next question is what language do you think daddy Gonzalo used to talk to his Russo-Ukrainian children

From the observations - usually, it's English. That's the language both the mother and the "father" both know best.

 

[Malayalam]

Man, I'm so sad I was busy this weekend, and therefore I wasn't here to see the news he was detained.

I still thought - right up to today - that he might be building up suspense, but I should have realised that Gonzalo would be no match for even the most corrupt and lazy Ukrainian boarder guard.

I think that 5 years hard labor will do him good. CRP has never had a real job, so this will be educational for him.

 

[WhiteNight]

Jimmy Dore covers the Great (Failed) Escape:

 

[I Hate Giraffes]

The fat black chick who faked her kidnap did more research that this balding faggot.

Kek

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I think poor Coach was fucked the moment

...he opened his fucking ugly mouth & screeched Ukraine bad. Lolcows never shut up when they need too.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Jimmy Dore covers the Great (Failed) Escape:

It makes me sick (PL: as a former reporter) how people what don't read the Farms or aren't aware of Internet spergs keep referring to this failed "economist," failed "red-pilled, male youth life coach," failed "vlogger," failed Ethan Ralph "compadre," and overall con man as a "journalist."

That's just his latest con!

(OK, gimme your hats. I don't fucking care.)

 

[feral cat #6385]

It makes me sick (PL: as a former reporter) how people what don't read the Farms or aren't aware of Internet spergs keep referring to this failed "economist," failed "red-pilled, male youth life coach," failed "vlogger," failed Ethan Ralph "compadre," and overall con man as a "journalist."

That's just his latest con!

(OK, gimme your hats. I don't fucking care.)

I gave you the gay pride flag for being a journalist.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

There’s only one thing that must be done. Kiwifarms must rescue CRP. We need a dedicated team of hitters to go into Ukraine, break Lira out, and drop him off in Niger. Why Niger? Because war is heating up and seeing CRP trying not to trip over himself and say “Nigger” will be hilarious.

Kiwi Kill Team deploy!

Ooooorrr, let him rot in a third world country's prison cell. I mean the only decent thing he did was call Destiny an OCD faggot.

 

[Fatniggo1488]

It was pretty dumb for him to telegraph his exit so blatantly. Lolcows are always their own worst enemies. He should have left much sooner, picked a much more rural crossing, and stayed the fuck off social media until he was out of the country.

I wonder who will get to go home first between CRP and Lord Miles? Crazy to think that Miles is probably having a better go of it in an Islamic shithole country.

You'd think he would have gotten out after the first near miss. He's honestly not doing a lot of actual reporting anyway. The whole shit with him being over there like that in the first place is strange to me. You’d think that since he’s clearly on the Russian side of the war, he’d of went over to Russia, and then came into the country on the Russian side of the front lines. It was well established before he even got there that Ukraine was violently censoring wrong think even against actual elected officials in the country so obviously, they weren’t going to tolerate a foreigner saying anything damaging. Probably the only thing which has kept him alive so far is that the Ukrainian government has deemed him too stupid to be worth killing a US citizen over.

 

[Procrastinhater]

You'd think he would have gotten out after the first near miss. He's honestly not doing a lot of actual reporting anyway. The whole shit with him being over there like that in the first place is strange to me. You’d think that since he’s clearly on the Russian side of the war, he’d of went over to Russia, and then came into the country on the Russian side of the front lines. It was well established before he even got there that Ukraine was violently censoring wrong think even against actual elected officials in the country so obviously, they weren’t going to tolerate a foreigner saying anything damaging. Probably the only thing which has kept him alive so far is that the Ukrainian government has deemed him too stupid to be worth killing a US citizen over.

Coach's retard shield is the only thing that kept him alive the first time.
Anyone who wasn't fucking insane would have taken the fucking hint and left after they released him the first time.
He could have shitted on the system pigs from outside the country, but of course that means he can't grift off being "the man on the ground telling uncomfortable truths" or whatever his idea was in the egg shaped head.
I'm in two minds over this, Coach is an arrogant scamming shitbag whose big mouth is the cause of all his problems, but on the other hand anyone who knows who he is knows he's a crazy old man and not to take him seriously.
I don't think he deserves to die for what in effect is shitposting.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Anyone who wasn't fucking insane would have taken the fucking hint and left after they released him the first time.

We had a thread on the imminent invasion of Ukraine by Russia months before the SMO started in 2021. Anyone who was paying attention knew it wasn't a matter of when, not if. Him staying has everything to do with being a retard. I don't want him to get hurt or die but if it happens he has no one to blame but himself.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Do you think Coach will outlive Jim?

Can we get a poll going?

 

[Fatniggo1488]

Coach's retard shield is the only thing that kept him alive the first time.
Anyone who wasn't fucking insane would have taken the fucking hint and left after they released him the first time.
He could have shitted on the system pigs from outside the country, but of course that means he can't grift off being "the man on the ground telling uncomfortable truths" or whatever his idea was in the egg shaped head.
I'm in two minds over this, Coach is an arrogant scamming shitbag whose big mouth is the cause of all his problems, but on the other hand anyone who knows who he is knows he's a crazy old man and not to take him seriously.
I don't think he deserves to die for what in effect is shitposting.

I don't think he deserves to die, but it's really hard to feel bad for someone dumb enough to play chicken with psychopaths.

 

[DumbDude43]

Thousands of Mexicans with less knowledge than Red Bill cross one of the most guarded borders every day.

Now tell me there ain't something useful you can't learn from a Beaner.

us/mexico border is "guarded" in name only lol

 

[GettrGriftr]

I gave you the gay pride flag for being a journalist.

That's "former," TYVM. And at the outlet I worked for, we were called "reporters." Calling ourselves "journalists" was frowned upon as being haughty.

 

[make_it_so]

There’s only one thing that must be done. Kiwifarms must rescue CRP. We need a dedicated team of hitters to go into Ukraine, break Lira out, and drop him off in Niger. Why Niger? Because war is heating up and seeing CRP trying not to trip over himself and say “Nigger” will be hilarious.

Kiwi Kill Team deploy!

: "I love it when a plan comes together."

Do you think Coach will outlive Jim?

Can we get a poll going?

If there's any justice in the universe, Jim will outlive both Coach and Ralph.

Sadly, I'm not 100% sure if there's justice in the universe.

Anyone who wasn't fucking insane would have taken the fucking hint and left after they released him the first time.

True, but anyone who wasn't insane also wouldn't have tried to start a strange commune over in a foreign war-torn country.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

us/mexico border is "guarded" in name only lol

It's actually pretty heavily guarded, it's just massive and traversable terrain.

Was CRP going to the American Embassy ever an option? Even if the US is using Ukraine for a proxy war, he's still a US national and in an active war zone.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Jimmy Dore covers the Great (Failed) Escape:

So first Tim, now Jimmy.
Honestly, do any of these retarded cows do due diligence anymore? What has Coach done, if anything, that's make him be considered a "journalist"? From what I know, neither was he employed as one, he wasn't 'researching a topic' like one, nor was he out on the field like one.
Hell, the ONLY connection Coach has to any channel that I know of, is being interviewed by RT a couple of times or something.
This is especially egregious for Tim, because the guy has called himself a former journalist for a while, so he should know better.

Then again, a lot of these guys are running on "US bad, so Ukraine bad by proxy", so I guess they'd take that shit in without issue.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So first Tim, now Jimmy.
Honestly, do any of these retarded cows do due diligence anymore? What has Coach done, if anything, that's make him be considered a "journalist"? From what I know, neither was he employed as one, he wasn't 'researching a topic' like one, nor was he out on the field like one.
Hell, the ONLY connection Coach has to any channel that I know of, is being interviewed by RT a couple of times or something.
This is especially egregious for Tim, because the guy has called himself a former journalist for a while, so he should know better.

Then again, a lot of these guys are running on "US bad, so Ukraine bad by proxy", so I guess they'd take that shit in without issue.

These are the same people who call Ethan Ralph a journalist. Best not to think too deeply into this, as it's all ignorance.