Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

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Scott Ritter (American hardcore zigger and convicted child sex offender) is on some sort of warpath against Gonzo. He has been posting and vlogging all over the webz that Gonzo is a Ukrainian intelligence asset, or somehow compromised. Ritter's theory is that Gonzo was "turned" during his arrest last year, and everything he has done since has been to infiltrate the pro-Russian space. The recent bail release, flight, and recapture was, according to Ritter, a performance, a choreographed bit of kabuki theater. To what end? Hm.

Yeah, none of this makes any sense to me, but if you watch Twitter, you can see a split emerging between those buying Ritter's story and those who do not. Many skeptics suggest that Ritter has a personal beef with Gonzo, and that is the reason for turning on him like this. If so, it's a pretty extreme form of personal retaliation.

The most comprehensive statement of Ritter's argument is in his Substack post here:
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He cites his own years of experience with intelligence services as an appeal to authority to support his claims.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Scott Ritter (American hardcore zigger and convicted child sex offender) is on some sort of warpath against Gonzo. He has been posting and vlogging all over the webz that Gonzo is a Ukrainian intelligence asset, or somehow compromised. Ritter's theory is that Gonzo was "turned" during his arrest last year, and everything he has done since has been to infiltrate the pro-Russian space. The recent bail release, flight, and recapture was, according to Ritter, a performance, a choreographed bit of kabuki theater. To what end? Hm.

Yeah, none of this makes any sense to me, but if you watch Twitter, you can see a split emerging between those buying Ritter's story and those who do not. Many skeptics suggest that Ritter has a personal beef with Gonzo, and that is the reason for turning on him like this. If so, it's a pretty extreme form of personal retaliation.

The most comprehensive statement of Ritter's argument is in his Substack post here:
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He cites his own years of experience with intelligence services as an appeal to authority to support his claims.
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Because Coach is just the type of guy you want as an intelligence asset.
A calm and calculated person who leaves nothing to chance and knows how to keep his mouth shut, always has a backup plan, and is always thinking three moves ahead.
Thats our Coach.
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WhiteNight said:
Scott Ritter (American hardcore zigger and convicted child sex offender) is on some sort of warpath against Gonzo. He has been posting and vlogging all over the webz that Gonzo is a Ukrainian intelligence asset, or somehow compromised. Ritter's theory is that Gonzo was "turned" during his arrest last year, and everything he has done since has been to infiltrate the pro-Russian space. The recent bail release, flight, and recapture was, according to Ritter, a performance, a choreographed bit of kabuki theater. To what end? Hm.

Yeah, none of this makes any sense to me, but if you watch Twitter, you can see a split emerging between those buying Ritter's story and those who do not. Many skeptics suggest that Ritter has a personal beef with Gonzo, and that is the reason for turning on him like this. If so, it's a pretty extreme form of personal retaliation.

The most comprehensive statement of Ritter's argument is in his Substack post here:
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He cites his own years of experience with intelligence services as an appeal to authority to support his claims.
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Ritter and CRP have had internet beef since early in the war. I can't remember who criticized who first publicly but it kind of spiraled a bit from there until some of the other pro-Russian commentators intervened to explain how it was a bad look all around. I might be completely misremembering but I think it was CRP who fired the first shots disagreeing with one of Ritter's early takes which set him off because who the F is Gonzalo Lira? Ritter takes his credentials quite seriously and saw the war as a chance to become relevant again. Perhaps he was just jealous that this nobody was getting any attention at all and once he looked into CRP's background a little he worried that CRP would eventually discredit them all. Then it culminated when Ritter proclaimed CRP was dead back when he disappeared briefly in April 2022 (https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/gonzalo-lira-coach-red-pill-expat229.36610/page-159#post-11701644)

See also his later "clarification": https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/gonzalo-lira-coach-red-pill-expat229.36610/page-161#post-11703054

Then a month later CRP does this:


Which drew a response from Ritter's wife of all people: https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/gonzalo-lira-coach-red-pill-expat229.36610/post-11955301

Searching this thread for 'ritter' brings back some funny memories. Never change internet retards, please never change.
 
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Ben Garrison has his Kremlin talking points all jumbled up. It was Poroshenko who was supposedly "installed" by the CIA/USA/NATO/Nuland/Satan. The shelling across the line of contact also predates Zelenskyy. Garrison of course omits other history such as how the conflict began.
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Poroshenko was also Zelensky's opponent in the 2019 election where he only got 24% of the votes and was strongest in the more nationalist western part of the country. It's funny that they have to paint Zelensky, the liberal Russian-speaking candidate, as a bloodthirsty uncompromising nationalist to explain how they got themselves into this mess.
 
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Nothing too interesting in the State Department daily briefing. The same reporter is asking about Gonzalo Lira. Mr. Miller, the State Department press secretary is permanently dodging the question by stating "privacy considerations."

MR MILLER: Go ahead.

QUESTION: Thank you, Matt. So last week I asked you about Gonzalo Lira. He was the U.S. citizen arrested in Ukraine, got out briefly, tweeted about it, and since then no one’s – no one’s heard from him. So – and last week when I asked you, you said you would verify it. So has the State Department looked into that case?

MR MILLER: So I will say that the safety and security of every American overseas is our first priority. Because of privacy rules we’re unable in a lot of cases to talk about specific cases, but obviously the safety and security of Americans is our top priority.

QUESTION: Are you working with Ukraine on this to talk about getting him released?

MR MILLER: Again, because of privacy considerations, there’s nothing further I can say.
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Call me psychic, but I am fairly certain that Gonzalo Lira would like for that question to be publicly answered instead of dodged.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Scott Ritter (American hardcore zigger and convicted child sex offender) is on some sort of warpath against Gonzo. He has been posting and vlogging all over the webz that Gonzo is a Ukrainian intelligence asset, or somehow compromised. Ritter's theory is that Gonzo was "turned" during his arrest last year, and everything he has done since has been to infiltrate the pro-Russian space. The recent bail release, flight, and recapture was, according to Ritter, a performance, a choreographed bit of kabuki theater. To what end? Hm.

Yeah, none of this makes any sense to me, but if you watch Twitter, you can see a split emerging between those buying Ritter's story and those who do not. Many skeptics suggest that Ritter has a personal beef with Gonzo, and that is the reason for turning on him like this. If so, it's a pretty extreme form of personal retaliation.

The most comprehensive statement of Ritter's argument is in his Substack post here:
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He cites his own years of experience with intelligence services as an appeal to authority to support his claims.
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Maybe Scott Ritter was retarded all along?
 
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I Hate Giraffes said:
-Be CRP
-Get famous on the internet by saying in big words how feminists are evil and liberals are gay before Jordan Peterson.
-4chan cucks worship you.
-Get a small following, begin to gain a voice in the industry and even internet communities.
-Get invited onto debates and talk about your beliefs and ideas.
-Oh no they heard your speak.
-Fans and others figure out you're a retarded boomer that doesn't show new ideas. People begin to believe you as as grifter.
-Years past and money dwindles, only a few fans left.
-Have an idea to go to Ukraine and shit post all day during a war, that will get eyes on me again!
-Talk shit about Ukraine, the worlds literal poster child and beloved country. A country with very little free speech rights.
-Keep calling Ukrainians faggots while sitting in an Executive Suite in hotel rooms that cost 99% off due to war. Only to piss off Ukrainian Feds.
-Hotel workers snitch and help catch you.
-Get Arrested.
-Be retarded and repeat several times.
-Begin to look more old, senile and retarded. Still making some money.
-Begin to sound more old, senile and retarded. Still making some money.
-People put hits out on you, some of are fake but many real.
-You finally figure it out, you've gone full retard.
-Welp Imma headout.exe
-Oh no, they may not let me leave the country. Better climb the Carpathian mountains to escape and seem super cool.

I'm calling it now. If CRP is alive and comes back, he's going to act like he's trolled Ukraine feds. When in reality he's an old balding retard who made some actual money for the first time in his life, making fun of late 2010 liberals and he's chasing the internetbucks.

Edit: Almost forgot, I'm fairly certain CRP reads the farms. Kill yourself Faggot.
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You didn't mention that it was alleged the FBI got his address from another pro russan American blogger called Donbask Babushka who gave it up without being asked for it.
So if true he was grassed up by his own side.
 
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Anyone got a link to the pic of Coach's wife in the Nazi dominatrix costume? I'm writing up an email for a friend about the whole Coach Redpill saga and I think that would be a humorous visual aid in contrast to, say, his Grinch photo. I'm sure I saw that pic, probably in this thread, but can't find it.

thanks in advance!
 
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I cringe every time a naïve boomer pundit who has no idea about any of Gonzo's pre-Ukraine online autism calls him a "journalist".
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That's funny because I cringe anytime someone seems to think "actual journalists" are any less retarded, lazy, or useless than Lira. The very fact that he was in The Ukraine while talking about the situation in The Ukraine means he's far, far, better than most "actual journalists".
 
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@Balldo Here is my old post that contains the video of Gonzalo's wife (then girlfriend) dressed as what looks like some Russian Gestpo/whore mashup.

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Found it.

Here is Gonzalo Lira's wife he posted a video of in a skimpy Russian outfit cringingly telling her to twirl around in order to "own" Sargon of Akkad. Watch until the complete end to drink in how much he tried to rub it. And think how the comparison of their two lives turned out.

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Farmers? There is now a scared desperate lonely Ukrainian woman out there. Someone please save her. At least for the night.

You can't leave her alone now while her husband is tortured in some Ukrainian basement. Maybe Ralphamale will save her.
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Here is an interesting overview of Gonzalo's divorce case. It lightly touches on what the video guy calls his Chilean rape conviction. It seems to be flagged as "assault."
The video editor has a bias. But that bias may be that he just doesn't like this slimy conniving asshole. I can understand that feeling. Personally I don't hate Gonzalo. I don't know enough about him to hate him. I just don't trust him.

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Here is a website for searching court cases on Gonzalo. It appears my search only pulled up a single criminal case in the Ukraine.

In any case, there should be some court documents on the Chilean "assault" conviction somewhere out there according to the divorce documents that Gonzalo conceded to being true and accurate.
 
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WhiteNight said:
Scott Ritter (American hardcore zigger and convicted child sex offender)
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*twice convicted child sex offender.

It's not surprising to see people from the pro-Russian camp turn on Lira now he's basically fucked, it wasn't surprising when it started happening earlier either. He is the kinda guy who poisons anything associated with him through his terrible personality and background. I'm not saying you should disagree with everything Lira thinks, but as a rule you should shun retards - even if they're right.

I wonder what the pro-Ukrainian crowd would have done if CPR had ended up being on their side. Imagine a world where he and lazerpig tried to take down armchair warlord together? He would still end up getting into beef with people in his own camp, of course.
 
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*twice convicted child sex offender.

It's not surprising to see people from the pro-Russian camp turn on Lira now he's basically fucked, it wasn't surprising when it started happening earlier either. He is the kinda guy who poisons anything associated with him through his terrible personality and background. I'm not saying you should disagree with everything Lira thinks, but as a rule you should shun retards - even if they're right.

I wonder what the pro-Ukrainian crowd would have done if CPR had ended up being on their side. Imagine a world where he and lazerpig tried to take down armchair warlord together? He would still end up getting into beef with people in his own camp, of course.
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I personally support Ukraine because I've always hated Russians. I find them to be prissy retards and the most retarded on earth love Russia.

They all buy into this stupid Manly man strong Russia bullshit which is the type of shit that Gonzalo Lira loves to paint himself as. So it fits the bill for why he'd be with them. But it gets worse when you have retards like Scott Ritter get in the mix. Scott Ritter is as retarded as CRP BUT he's less known up until recently where he went onto Scam artist Clayton Morris' show "Redacted" where he and his bitch of a wife talk about how the evil neo Nazi Biden is in on some grand conspiracy, how Jewish space lasers are real and confirmed, etc.

Gonzalo is another thread to this and he'd 100% be cock smacked by that crowd and by the pro-ukrainian side. It's just undeniable.
 
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Shame the Red Cross stopped Ukraine from forcing captured Russians from giving interviews. We could have had footage of him getting interviewed by some holhol Intel Major who would have no idea wtf he is talking about when he brings up internet drama and how the US dollar is going to collapse.

It's an interesting point of international law if he was actually doing the Project Mayhem intel passing to Russia as was alleged since he isn't a soldier or even a unifromed paramilitary so

>He is not covered by the Geneva convention
>He doesn't have the right to be exchanged or be released post war like the POWs
>He would liable to be prosecuted in a Ukrainian crimnal trial for spying and they would have every right under international to keep in prison in Ukraine
>He is a US citzen so the US could try to arrange an amnesty for him but he is a retarded sudaca who actively hates the US so he's not eaactly top of the list to get the Britney Grinner treatment.

Basically for his sake I hope Ukraine's prisons have been made more humane than Russian prisons otherwise he's going to be a "rooster" with a hole drilled in his spoon.
 
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