Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

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Has Gonzalo not been represented by a lawyer? He should have been able to afford a good one by local standards. Given Gonzalo's claims of corruption, that lawyer should have been able to advise Gonzalo if this was a situation where bribery would have got him out of this mess. And given that his stay in jail lost him $70k, that sounds like a bargain. That lawyer should have also been there to advise Gonzalo if they truly were giving him an hint to make a run for it.

It has always been assumed that once a cow is dead or in jail, all of the fun goes away. But is that still true in corrupt Ukraine? Could we not simply pay off some prison guards to get pictures of Gonzalo sweeping the floor? Pics of him cuddling with a fellow inmate for warmth? Pics of him breaking rocks? Videos of him jazzercising off all those excess pounds?

Gonzalo claims he had $140k in his paypal from patreon. Think of all the entertainment that could provide.

Talk about your Win-Win-Win scenarios. Gonzalo's friends and family get to see regular proof that Gonzalo is alive and in good condition. The internet stays entertained. The guards make a few extra bucks. Gonzalo gets to stay alive and in good condition so that he can continue to be the prison guard's cash cow.

How about a good old fashioned NPC meme video stream. "Yum Hotdog. Oo Spicy. Yum Hotdog."

I thought he said in the video that he wasn't allowed to speak to any lawyers but who knows, maybe something was lost in translation and he's in a kangaroo court with a show trial and swift punishment.
He's hideous!
And Gonzalo isn't pretty either.
BEHOLD!
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I agree, he should've backpacked into Belarus to freedom. I would have ditched my cell phone and other things that could be tracked and hiked my happy ass into Belarus.
apparently the border with belarus is heavily mined. Also I doubt Coach has an artifact detector with him so he would probably die to anomalies trying to cross the Zone.

I think the play would have been to go to Odesa and bribe a merchant mariner to stow away on a boat to Bulgaria or Turkey. Remember though coach is the guy who big-dicked main event Andy Warski out of his paid hotel room because he couldnt deal with a single night of sleeping on the couch. It wouldnt surprise me if this guy would rather risk spending the rest of his life in a gulag than endure one night of sleeping in a shipping container.
 
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Shut up zigger. Zelenskychads win again.
You are simping for a Cokehead actor that has allowed his nation to destroyed, newflash your counter offensive has utterly failed. You keep supporting these shitheads as the West keeps escalating things with Cluster bombs, Depleted uranian rounds and soon F16 that can be fited with nuclear missles. This war if not stopped will lead to World War 3 no one will win there!
 
You are simping for a Cokehead actor that has allowed his nation to destroyed, newflash your counter offensive has utterly failed. You keep supporting these shitheads as the West keeps escalating things with Cluster bombs, Depleted uranian rounds and soon F16 that can be fited with nuclear missles. This war if not stopped will lead to World War 3 no one will win there!
There's something incredibly ironic about a pothead calling someone else a cokehead, unsubstantiated at that.
Don't be surprised that people are dismissive of your opinion on the matter.
 
You need Jesus, seriously do you get off to watching people getting killed?
If I'm being honest I've burst out laughing watching Cartel videos before when bizarre funny shit has happened like the Funky Town guy trying to feel his missing face with his missing hands, but that's only because you're watching Karma in action, the guys getting cut to pieces on those videos were doing the same thing to people last week.
I never found an ISIS video funny.
I think the play would have been to go to Odesa and bribe a merchant mariner to stow away on a boat to Bulgaria or Turkey.
I mentioned before that's the play I'd have made, I'd either buy a small speedboat and make a break down the coast or like you said, you'd be able to find a Merchant ship captain in Odessa of all places to add you to his crew unofficially for a voyage, even if he wanted me to work my passage as well as pay him.
Problem is Coach can't even speak the language, so first he'd have to find someone he trusted to go talk to the skipper with him, and Coach is an arrogant asshole that a lot of people take an instant dislike too, so that might not be easy.
 
CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.

In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.

The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.

According to the letter of the Kharkiv Pre-trial Detention Center dated July 7, 2023, PERSON_5 was released on July 6, 2023 upon payment of bail in the amount of UAH 402,600.00.

In the court session, the prosecutor attached the letter of the Office of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region dated August 1, 2023 No. 70/1-7786 regarding the violation of the conditions of the preventive measure, according to which Lira Lopez Gonzalo Angel Quintilio on a BMW motorcycle, number plate NUMBER_1, voluntarily went to the state border of Ukraine with Hungary. While on the territory of the Transcarpathian region in the period from July 31, 2023 to August 1, 2023, the above-mentioned person made an unsuccessful attempt to cross the state border at the Chop checkpoint (Tysa).

Deliver PERSON_5, INFORMATION_1, to the court session scheduled for August 22, 2023 at 2 p.m. 30 minutes, which will take place in the premises of the Dzerzhynsky district court in Kharkiv.

The execution of the resolution will be entrusted to the Department of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region.
 
There's something incredibly ironic about a pothead calling someone else a cokehead, unsubstantiated at that.
Don't be surprised that people are dismissive of your opinion on the matter.
Have you not seen him sniffing, also his speeches are more or less rants. Pot is not on the same level as Cocaine.
 
Since July 7th, in a war torn country, surrounded by seven other countries, trucks and grain shipments going in and out. river/stream crossings, sea exits, mountain passes, in a nation he repeatedly bragged about being infinitely corrupt, and is talked about internationally as being corrupt, this is the best plan he came up with.

To cross at a boarder checkpoint to make sure he got his exit stamp to make sure he didn't get into trouble in the next country he visited.

Both of his Chilean parents pulled a wet back, popped out him, their anchor baby, a US citizen and later became US citizens. They didn't wait in line, nor ask permission. They got over the boarder and then figured things out from there.

And within one US generation, he couldn't figure this out. He couldn't contact his dad and ask for advice. Two embassies he could have gone to for help after hoping the boarder. $70k in liquid paypal funds to pay for a lawyer in the new country to figure it out. Hell, a slow boat to the US would have solved his problems. Would the US have told a US citizen he wasn't allowed back in the US because he didn't have an exit stamp?

I have found Gonzalo's political analysis interesting over the past few years. He can at least string together coherent thoughts, and was able to come up with a Russian explanation for their behavior. More trustworthy than the main stream media, but that isn't saying much. Of course his analysis doesn't mean much until it is actually tested. I have to say Gonzalo's complete inability to read the room and figure out his own situation finally puts his ideas to rest for me (I didn't have time to do that much research). He is a fart huffing moron with an extremely over inflated sense of his own intellect. Pure puffery. Not a big surprise from a man who lived in a country for the past several years, married one of their women (had a couple of kids that left him), and never (he repeatedly claims) learned the language.
 
CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.

In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.

The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.
Lira is in a country that has been ramping up the Russia hate even before 2014 but decided to make pro-Russia videos, all out in the open, for shekels and gave interviews to the MSM shit talking the Keef regime. Then he tried to do a Great Escape larp and posted it on Twitter, to grub for more shekels.

If KF had a "Most Retarded Lolcow of the Year" award he'd be my number one pick for 2023.
 
-Be CRP
-Get famous on the internet by saying in big words how feminists are evil and liberals are gay before Jordan Peterson.
-4chan cucks worship you.
-Get a small following, begin to gain a voice in the industry and even internet communities.
-Get invited onto debates and talk about your beliefs and ideas.
-Oh no they heard your speak.
-Fans and others figure out you're a retarded boomer that doesn't show new ideas. People begin to believe you as as grifter.
-Years past and money dwindles, only a few fans left.
-Have an idea to go to Ukraine and shit post all day during a war, that will get eyes on me again!
-Talk shit about Ukraine, the worlds literal poster child and beloved country. A country with very little free speech rights.
-Keep calling Ukrainians faggots while sitting in an Executive Suite in hotel rooms that cost 99% off due to war. Only to piss off Ukrainian Feds.
-Hotel workers snitch and help catch you.
-Get Arrested.
-Be retarded and repeat several times.
-Begin to look more old, senile and retarded. Still making some money.
-Begin to sound more old, senile and retarded. Still making some money.
-People put hits out on you, some of are fake but many real.
-You finally figure it out, you've gone full retard.
-Welp Imma headout.exe
-Oh no, they may not let me leave the country. Better climb the Carpathian mountains to escape and seem super cool.

I'm calling it now. If CRP is alive and comes back, he's going to act like he's trolled Ukraine feds. When in reality he's an old balding retard who made some actual money for the first time in his life, making fun of late 2010 liberals and he's chasing the internetbucks.

Edit: Almost forgot, I'm fairly certain CRP reads the farms. Kill yourself Faggot.
 
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