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Dunno, I suspect a DSP amulet of impossible good luck.Well... can someone nominate him for a Darwin award?
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Dunno, I suspect a DSP amulet of impossible good luck.Well... can someone nominate him for a Darwin award?
He's hideous!Having the official Troon of Ukraine announce CRP's capture is kinda poetic.
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I thought he said in the video that he wasn't allowed to speak to any lawyers but who knows, maybe something was lost in translation and he's in a kangaroo court with a show trial and swift punishment.Has Gonzalo not been represented by a lawyer? He should have been able to afford a good one by local standards. Given Gonzalo's claims of corruption, that lawyer should have been able to advise Gonzalo if this was a situation where bribery would have got him out of this mess. And given that his stay in jail lost him $70k, that sounds like a bargain. That lawyer should have also been there to advise Gonzalo if they truly were giving him an hint to make a run for it.
It has always been assumed that once a cow is dead or in jail, all of the fun goes away. But is that still true in corrupt Ukraine? Could we not simply pay off some prison guards to get pictures of Gonzalo sweeping the floor? Pics of him cuddling with a fellow inmate for warmth? Pics of him breaking rocks? Videos of him jazzercising off all those excess pounds?
Gonzalo claims he had $140k in his paypal from patreon. Think of all the entertainment that could provide.
Talk about your Win-Win-Win scenarios. Gonzalo's friends and family get to see regular proof that Gonzalo is alive and in good condition. The internet stays entertained. The guards make a few extra bucks. Gonzalo gets to stay alive and in good condition so that he can continue to be the prison guard's cash cow.
How about a good old fashioned NPC meme video stream. "Yum Hotdog. Oo Spicy. Yum Hotdog."
BEHOLD!He's hideous!
And Gonzalo isn't pretty either.
Would be a sizable loss.Coach Bros what if he really is dead this time?
You need Jesus, seriously do you get off to watching people getting killed?god i hope we get a video of azov sawing his head off
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Shut up zigger. Zelenskychads win again.
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Shut up zigger. Zelenskychads win again.
apparently the border with belarus is heavily mined. Also I doubt Coach has an artifact detector with him so he would probably die to anomalies trying to cross the Zone.I agree, he should've backpacked into Belarus to freedom. I would have ditched my cell phone and other things that could be tracked and hiked my happy ass into Belarus.
You are simping for a Cokehead actor that has allowed his nation to destroyed, newflash your counter offensive has utterly failed. You keep supporting these shitheads as the West keeps escalating things with Cluster bombs, Depleted uranian rounds and soon F16 that can be fited with nuclear missles. This war if not stopped will lead to World War 3 no one will win there!View attachment 5249809
Shut up zigger. Zelenskychads win again.
There's something incredibly ironic about a pothead calling someone else a cokehead, unsubstantiated at that.You are simping for a Cokehead actor that has allowed his nation to destroyed, newflash your counter offensive has utterly failed. You keep supporting these shitheads as the West keeps escalating things with Cluster bombs, Depleted uranian rounds and soon F16 that can be fited with nuclear missles. This war if not stopped will lead to World War 3 no one will win there!
The Troon of Ukraine is a True and Honest Man who was honorably wounded in combat while Gonzalo Lira was getting his prison wallet analyzed by Big Cossack Cock. I think the hohols have the advantage on the ziggers here.Yet another reason I want Russia to destroy Ukraine fucking sodomites!
If I'm being honest I've burst out laughing watching Cartel videos before when bizarre funny shit has happened like the Funky Town guy trying to feel his missing face with his missing hands, but that's only because you're watching Karma in action, the guys getting cut to pieces on those videos were doing the same thing to people last week.You need Jesus, seriously do you get off to watching people getting killed?
I mentioned before that's the play I'd have made, I'd either buy a small speedboat and make a break down the coast or like you said, you'd be able to find a Merchant ship captain in Odessa of all places to add you to his crew unofficially for a voyage, even if he wanted me to work my passage as well as pay him.I think the play would have been to go to Odesa and bribe a merchant mariner to stow away on a boat to Bulgaria or Turkey.
According to the letter of the Kharkiv Pre-trial Detention Center dated July 7, 2023, PERSON_5 was released on July 6, 2023 upon payment of bail in the amount of UAH 402,600.00.
In the court session, the prosecutor attached the letter of the Office of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region dated August 1, 2023 No. 70/1-7786 regarding the violation of the conditions of the preventive measure, according to which Lira Lopez Gonzalo Angel Quintilio on a BMW motorcycle, number plate NUMBER_1, voluntarily went to the state border of Ukraine with Hungary. While on the territory of the Transcarpathian region in the period from July 31, 2023 to August 1, 2023, the above-mentioned person made an unsuccessful attempt to cross the state border at the Chop checkpoint (Tysa).
Deliver PERSON_5, INFORMATION_1, to the court session scheduled for August 22, 2023 at 2 p.m. 30 minutes, which will take place in the premises of the Dzerzhynsky district court in Kharkiv.
The execution of the resolution will be entrusted to the Department of the Security Service of Ukraine in the Kharkiv region.
Have you not seen him sniffing, also his speeches are more or less rants. Pot is not on the same level as Cocaine.There's something incredibly ironic about a pothead calling someone else a cokehead, unsubstantiated at that.
Don't be surprised that people are dismissive of your opinion on the matter.
Lira is in a country that has been ramping up the Russia hate even before 2014 but decided to make pro-Russia videos, all out in the open, for shekels and gave interviews to the MSM shit talking the Keef regime. Then he tried to do a Great Escape larp and posted it on Twitter, to grub for more shekels.CRP’s court case got updated after the court hearing on the 2nd of August.
In short, he paid his 402600 UAH bail to get out of the pre-trial detention centre. Then, he tried to cross the Chop border checkpoint, got detained, and failed to appear in court for the hearing.
The next court hearing will be on the 22nd of August. SBU is tasked with assuring CRP’s compulsory attendance. If luck will have it, expect a phonk edit of him getting vanned to the courthouse.
Calling fucking ziolensky a Nazi"Where's Gonzalo you bastards"
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