Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Anyone with more artistic talent than me want to mock up a Jack Scarefani piece for the Halloween event?

 

[ZipDisk]

The hand of rot simmers over the cauldron of straight marshmallow fluff.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh yeah he's "giving them away" because we all know that Jagoff is all about that keto and low sugar lifestyle. I mean he's the very picture of health.

And he sounds worse here than he did in the previous video.

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A cups worth.

For him that is a cup. I mean have you see the size of the coffee cups he uses? He always orders a large with 4 cream and 4 sugars / sweeteners. That's a big ass coffee to go with his ginormous ass.

fuck up enough grilled cheese sandwiches in a row, and you begin to doubt yourself in all things.

Jack complained about ripping people off recently, so here's Jack ripping off a ripoff, and declaring it gud.

It's not literally sucking down mustard packets, but it's damn close.

It's like night and day looking at him back then and now. Back then he was still an asshole but he was an animated asshole. Now? He's just a bitter old nothing with half a functioning body and nothing to look forward to.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Holy shit he has bought like a 20+ oz bottle of vanilla. Can you imagine needing that much vanilla and not being a commercial bakery/restaurant?

And you just know that it's that garbage imitation vanilla and not pure vanilla extract...

So this the vanilla he used - https://www.amazon.com/Danncy-Mexican-Vanilla-Extract-Plastic/dp/B00EOGVJMY?th=1
It appears to be the cheapest vanilla extract I can see on my cursory search. Purports to be actual vanilla. The bottle quality appears to be that of a cheap water bottle. Probably leaching BPA for extra flavor. Hecho en Mexico.
Maybe siri misunderstood when he asked for a dark mexican for vanilla gay sex.


Edit: did anyone notice this pig snort after he poured the vanilla?

? I think It was tammy lol

 

[AnOminous]

So this the vanilla he used - https://www.amazon.com/Danncy-Mexican-Vanilla-Extract-Plastic/dp/B00EOGVJMY?th=1
It appears to be the cheapest vanilla extract I can see on my cursory search. Purports to be actual vanilla. The bottle quality appears to be that of a cheap water bottle. Probably leaching BPA for extra flavor. Hecho en Mexico.
Maybe siri misunderstood when he asked for a dark mexican for vanilla gay sex.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is not only sketchy at best, with low quality beans, but also adulterated with artificial vanillin.

 

[Girl Named Sandoz]

So this the vanilla he used - https://www.amazon.com/Danncy-Mexican-Vanilla-Extract-Plastic/dp/B00EOGVJMY?th=1
It appears to be the cheapest vanilla extract I can see on my cursory search. Purports to be actual vanilla. The bottle quality appears to be that of a cheap water bottle. Probably leaching BPA for extra flavor. Hecho en Mexico.
Maybe siri misunderstood when he asked for a dark mexican for vanilla gay sex.
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my mom had a big old glass bottle of this stuff that she got on a trip to mexico back in the 80s. she finally used the last of it earlier this year. obviously i can't speak for the current quality control, but the old stuff was fine.

 

[densedance]

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

One thing that is consistently funny with Jack is how his intro music is the dumbest shit ever and is always very childish.

Yeah, I find this combined with his recent decision to add a slightly horny-sounding British robot lady voiceover really elevates the whole production.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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That’s a pretty based answer. Even if it is Jack.

It’s based to tell vaxxies to fuck off in the most unapologetic way possible. You dumb fucks (myself included) drank the mystery drink because we wanted the approval of someone else.

I wish I was as dumb as Jack about taking the vax. Instead, I was a smart retard, and took it.

 

[p1138]

That’s a pretty based answer. Even if it is Jack.

It’s based to tell vaxxies to fuck off in the most unapologetic way possible. You dumb fucks (myself included) drank the mystery drink because we wanted the approval of someone else.

I wish I was as dumb as Jack about taking the vax. Instead, I was a smart retard, and took it.

It's not based at all especially coming from Fatty. The moron has literally been poisoning himself for decades with obvious results and science no one disagrees with. Fuck, he even had the audacity to do a segment on the importance of food portion control with his brother on their stupid podcast. Broken clock right twice a day blah blah blah, but in this case it's a fat moron being a fat moron still that I'd rather not be on the same side of a debate, because I don't want to be stupid by association.

 

[Comma]

fuck up enough grilled cheese sandwiches in a row, and you begin to doubt yourself in all things.

Jack complained about ripping people off recently, so here's Jack ripping off a ripoff, and declaring it gud.

It's not literally sucking down mustard packets, but it's damn close.

I completely lost it when he got to the part about the chocolate layer:

"Make sure you only add half a cup of chocolate chips. We added a little extra to make sure we had enough. You want it to be a thin layer of chocolate."

*shows a layer of chocolate you could literally stand on without it breaking*

 

[Pig Cups]

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2 things:

1.) *Anakeesta- Apparently, it's a theme park of sorts in Gatlinburg.


Hilarious that he tries to portray it like he engaged in some sort of strenuous mountaineering activity. Motherfucker's trying to make it sound like he hiked to the top of one of the Maroon Bells peaks in CO, when in reality he rode the gondola lol.


2.) I'm guessing the dude's name is 'Isaiah?' I can only imagine that it's just Jack utterly butchering the spelling of yet another thing. Sad that the guy's a Bible thumper, yet can't even properly spell 'Isaiah' hahahaha. And that dude is probably one of the most normal-looking FoodJacks encountered in the wild. I mean, the bar is extremely low there, but still...

 

[AltisticRight]

Each Oreo cookie has 60kCal, he's using 21 so that's over 1200kCal. A typical adult should take in 1600-3000 kCal a day, just fyi.


Good Lord. A Chinese hot pot restaurant has less peanut butter in total.


HOW MUCH SUGAR DO YOU NEED YOU FAT FUCK???


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They look like fucking slabs of granite. The sugar content is so high, Boogie2988 registered 5 accounts to subscribe to its OnlyFans.


How much peanut butter was that? An entire jar? This was accompanied by 21 oreos, one jar of powdered sugar and one jar of melted cheap milk chocolate chips. How is this fat fuck still breathing?

Each time I think he's made the most abominable dish yet, he somehow outdoes himself.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Jack sounds like he is breathing peanut butter.

 

[AnOminous]

Each time I think he's made the most abominable dish yet, he somehow outdoes himself.

In case there is anyone who doesn't know what buckeyes actually look like in reality, here's a picture:

Even if you are a moron like I am, you can get them to look more or less like this. There is no need for a lazy plus retarded plus fat as fuck plus stroked out retarded jackass man version.

They are delicious and what Jack made is an abomination.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Hilarious that he tries to portray it like he engaged in some sort of strenuous mountaineering activity. Motherfucker's trying to make it sound like he hiked to the top of one of the Maroon Bells peaks in CO, when in reality he rode the gondola lol.

I'm trying to figure out why exactly he went here when he can't physically do any of the activities it offers. Just getting out of the wheelchair probably causes at least 15 minutes of burping and farting.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Good Lord. A Chinese hot pot restaurant has less peanut butter in total.
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HOW MUCH SUGAR DO YOU NEED YOU FAT FUCK???
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So he put two cups of chocolate, 3 cups or more of peanut butter, two cups of powdered sugar...truly unbelievable. How is this man still alive?

 

[lindsayfan]

Jack sounds like he is breathing peanut butter.

the way he speaks now it's like he just barely groans the words out without moving his lips. i'm sure it's related to the dozen strokes (which his awesome loving god has given him as reward for his heterosexual virtue), but i like to think he's just so lazy he can't be bothered to exhale

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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I think we have evidence of him just being a lousy typer here instead of using text to speech all the time as Anakrrsta doesn't exist but Anakeesta does. Fat fingers aren't very nimble and I'm guessing with his recent strokes the app can't understand his mushmouthed words. But there's no way he walked up there. He either took the scooty-puff or the gondola. Then had to have a sit down because it was so tiring.

Also it's fucking rude as hell to stay seated when meeting somebody but we knew he was a rude asshole already.

 

[beautiful person]

I'm trying to figure out why exactly he went here when he can't physically do any of the activities it offers. Just getting out of the wheelchair probably causes at least 15 minutes of burping and farting.

That's what I kept wondering as well. It actually looks like a really cool place to go. If you're fit and mobile. There's really no purpose for Jack to be there except to be a millstone around the necks of the other family members that actually could enjoy the park to its full extent. Imagine having to wheel this gimpy fat fuck up those hills only for him to be inable to do anything but sit in his chair and meet with "fans" of his vanity Youtube channel.