Disaster Things Got Truly Nasty on I-95 in Connecticut - Incompetent Nig-nog trucker turns 1-95 into a fecal slip-and-slide.

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Human excrement leaking from a truck caused crashes

By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff

Posted Jul 19, 2023
12:05 PM CDT
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This image shows one of of two state police cruisers damaged when human waste, leaking from a tractor trailer, turned I-95 in Bridgeport, Conn., into a virtual skating rink on July 17, 2023. State police charged the driver with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and failing to secure a load. (Connecticut State Police via AP)

Traffic got nasty on a stretch of I-95 in Connecticut on Monday night—quite literally. A northbound tractor-trailer that was leaking human excrement as it traveled caused a number of crashes around 10:30pm, with police saying 10 vehicles ended up being impacted by the waste. The New York Daily News describes the leaking feces as turning a portion of I-95 "into a virtual skating rink." A motorcyclist who was injured after losing traction on his bike due to the slickness of the road was hospitalized with minor injuries; two unoccupied state trooper cruisers were hit when passing vehicles lost control, and the northbound section of the highway was closed for 3 hours.

Police have identified the driver of the leaking truck as Shaky Joseph; a press release claims Joseph "was aware of the leak" but continued driving. The AP reports that witnesses told troopers the name HI Stone & Son appeared on the truck. Authorities contacted the Connecticut-based company, which in turn contacted the driver. "Joseph was [told] by his employer to pull over his tractor trailer ... and wait for the State Police," reads a second press release. He was arrested and charged with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and failing to secure a load. He posted $25,000 bail. The Daily News reports the HI Stone & Son's website states, "we transport over 50 loads per day of liquefied products between NY, RI, CT and MA." (Read more strange stuff stories.)
 
Desperate for "people" who will take less money to drive.
For a long time, trucking was a way to be gainfully employed with minimal education required. Now that enough browns and blacks want in, the labor costs will be crushed.
Nah, trucking is bleeding qualified drivers. Tbf though we should be investing more in rail and doing less with big rigs.
 
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Traffic got nasty on a stretch of I-95 in Connecticut on Monday night—quite literally. A northbound tractor-trailer that was leaking human excrement as it traveled caused a number of crashes around 10:30pm, with police saying 10 vehicles ended up being impacted by the waste. The New York Daily News describes the leaking feces as turning a portion of I-95 "into a virtual skating rink." A motorcyclist who was injured after losing traction on his bike due to the slickness of the road was hospitalized with minor injuries; two unoccupied state trooper cruisers were hit when passing vehicles lost control, and the northbound section of the highway was closed for 3 hours.
>Be me
>Driving home at 10:30 from my wagie cage
>Randomly find out there's some shit out on the interstate
>Immediately loses control and wrecks
>Begins questioning what smells like shit
>Literal shit

That poor biker.
 
What the fuck? Why were random state trooper cruisers just casually left on the side of the road with no one in them?
Cops sometimes like to park their old beaters in conspicuous places where people are on their guard for speed traps. If you're speeding and you see the outline of a cop car with its lights turned off just sitting there where you might expect a lazy cop to be sitting, running his radar looking for speeders, are you gonna wait to make sure you can spot a live body in the car or are you gonna slow down a bit just in case?

It's pretty effective at making real speed traps more successful if they do it enough -- people start just assuming every cop car they see parked like that is empty because they usually are ... and then they blow past one that happens to have a warm body at the wheel.
 
>Be me
>Driving home at 10:30 from my wagie cage
>Randomly find out there's some shit out on the interstate
>Immediately loses control and wrecks
>Begins questioning what smells like shit
>Literal shit

That poor biker.
It was not the crocodile mile experience he was promised
 
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Step aside Shaky Joseph, this sounds like it was a job for,


Shitivious J. Cook.

As luck would have it Mr. Cook is also African American.
What are the odds.

If a man named Shitivious J. Cook. had spilled shit all over the high way I think the internet would have broken.

Some of you may doubt that is a real name.
Go to https://idoc.illinois.gov/offender/inmatesearch.html

Search by last name Cook or DOB 04/12/1996 or inmate number S16366.

You will be greeted by the visage of one Mr. Cook.

Shitivious is truly a name for the Negronomicon
 
Trucking companies are desperate as fuck. They're hiring mad foreigners who barely speak English currently.

Gay attempts at speed control.
Well to be honest, law enforcement jobs are less attractive than they were a few years ago considering that simply doing your job can result in nationwide riots and you going to jail for decades.

I love all the shit jokes in this thread so far, but I think his trucking career is in the toilet now.
 
Well to be honest, law enforcement jobs are less attractive than they were a few years ago considering that simply doing your job can result in nationwide riots and you going to jail for decades.

I love all the shit jokes in this thread so far, but I think his trucking career is in the toilet now.
He'll probably need to move to Flushing, Queens.
 
Step aside Shaky Joseph, this sounds like it was a job for,


Shitivious J. Cook.

As luck would have it Mr. Cook is also African American.
What are the odds.

If a man named Shitivious J. Cook. had spilled shit all over the high way I think the internet would have broken.

Some of you may doubt that is a real name.
Go to https://idoc.illinois.gov/offender/inmatesearch.html

Search by last name Cook or DOB 04/12/1996 or inmate number S16366.

You will be greeted by the visage of one Mr. Cook.

Shitivious is truly a name for the Negronomicon
Do you think his nickname is "Shit"?
 
It was probably being shipped OUT of New York, though to God knows where. It is literally nonstop sprawl all the way to New Haven in the east and Danbury in the North.
The 860 (northern counties, especially Litchfield) are really quite pretty.

They are quickly being raped by NY, RI, and MA to process shit, garbage, and to build power plants*

Immigration makes us strong bros, ✊🏾

*note these are all costal states and off-shore wind farms would be the greenest and most future-proof solution, but require a larger up front cost.
 
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Step aside Shaky Joseph, this sounds like it was a job for,


Shitivious J. Cook.

As luck would have it Mr. Cook is also African American.
What are the odds.

If a man named Shitivious J. Cook. had spilled shit all over the high way I think the internet would have broken.

Some of you may doubt that is a real name.
Go to https://idoc.illinois.gov/offender/inmatesearch.html

Search by last name Cook or DOB 04/12/1996 or inmate number S16366.

You will be greeted by the visage of one Mr. Cook.

Shitivious is truly a name for the Negronomicon
I think overlooked in the Shitavious sage is the name of one of his accomplices during one of his arrests. I am sure they were hanging around together because they both had bad names. The other guy was called Felton T. Estes. All the newspapers report his name as that lol. Like he might be Felton Thomas Estes, but they are all like "lol no, his name is Felt On Testes".
 
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