August 8th review

[Hepativore]

Rate me late/gay if this is something I've missed, but how do we know he's in a women's care home? I thought it was the consensus that he'd be in a male home like he was in a male's jail.

Most likely it has both at the home, with men and women having separate sections, but they can interact with each other in common areas as they are under supervision there.

 

[Product Placement]

He's in a female care house. Here's a picture of him on a tard group tour with 2 real women.
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Thanks to retarded 2023 politics he will be able to get free slow-in-da-mind china as long as he's in the care house

How the hell hasn't this made the news, Mother rapist man in a female care home. No way Chris won't creep on some of the women.

 

[JackoVerde]

"You fucked your elderly mother? You little rascal, sleep one night on the parking lot and think about what you have done, and I will wire you 1000 dollar from your Gofundme. Don't talk to the trolls they want to harm you, and nobody will harm my special little boy."

maybe josh didnt beleive it entirely yet, but when chris went on to steal from his mother afterwards, that was the straw.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

The most fitting book-end plot twist would be if the hearing starts tomorrow and the Bailiff announces:

"All rise for the Honorable Judge Mary Lee Walsh."

 

[Meat Target]

How the hell hasn't this made the news, Mother rapist man in a female care home. No way Chris won't creep on some of the women.

The most documented person in recorded history doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Honestly the best thing for chris might be keeping him in isolation, medded up and in a home

This would only increase his delusions. When you have no one to talk to you retreat inward.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Is this the kabosh for the homeless saga people were speculating?

 

[PetiteFeet]

Regardless of how the case ends, Chris is and always will be Chris Chan. The Motherfucker saga brought attention upon Chris from the normies and even made it on national television, even if old Chris watchers think he's hit his limit regarding milk, new viewers and trolls will fuck with him despite everything.

Let's imagine Chris actually getting his shit together - he's not active on the internet, he doesn't have a device that can access discord/twitter, he is kept away from consooming his brainrot childrens cartoons and video games etc. he will still be Chris Chan. New Idea Guys will emerge, another Isabella Loretta Janke will emerge or something equally vile will try to fuck with Chris.
Always has been and always will be this way, simply because he is Chris Chan.

I would *hope* that the state of Virginia have gotten their eyes opened to just a fraction of the iceberg that is Christian Christopher Christine Ricardo Sonichu Weston Chandler and they realise they need to actively protect this man from himself as much as from a-logs, weens and other internet bullshit. Deep in my heart of hearts I know that's wishful thinking and I would be shocked if they actually do take any measures to protect him.

I can't imagine any positive outcome from this. We can never get the old Chris back, we never could, even before he raped Barb. OPL has been dead for years and he died with Bob Chandler.
What we are left with is a skinwalker, and not just because of its chosen troon identity.
Does anyone know how to deal with a skinwalker?? Just asking.

 

[Product Placement]

The most documented person in recorded history doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

I would hope the news to cover it even if it wasn't Chris Chan.

Much like this did in the UK

Trans woman found guilty of rape will not be held in women’s prison, says Sturgeon

First minister tells MSPs Isla Bryson will not be detained in Scotland’s all-female Cornton Vale prison

www.theguardian.com

 

[AssignedEva]

Reminder that Chris "walking free" today means that after spending over a year in jail awaiting trial, he goes back under the custody of his group home until they either deem him fit for living on his own in Section 8 away from Barb or send him to a assisted living home for the foreseeable future.

I've already started searching assisted living facilities for adults with intellectual disabilities in the state of Virginia, but frustratingly it's hard to find out if they accept sex offenders or not.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Tbf, can it really be considered rape if a retard tricks another retard into sex by talking about “soul-bonding”?

 

[Kazukifaen]

One thing i always have wondered about This Chris Jail /trial saga is

did jail help him, or did it just make him worse ?

I still remember these letters he sent out don't count much for improvement
mentally.

Even asking for a presidential pardon of some sort.

Or is Chris just a lost cause that even if he does retard shit
in the future, it still borders on insanity. For us "Normies"

Not even a trip to a mad house can help him.

I personally think he is just a lost cause, plain and simple.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am legit surprised no one has detectived the results of this yet. We need to up our autism

 

[Beautiful Border]

The most documented person in recorded history doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

I made a post about why Wikipedia doesn't have an article about Chris a while ago. The TL;DR is because the site is run by troons.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I made a post about why Wikipedia doesn't have an article about Chris a while ago. The TL;DR is because the site is run by troons.

That and Chris poisoned the well there ages ago.

 

[Fornicario]

Isabella Loretta Janke will emerge or something equally vile will try to fuck with Chris.

Please let this happen. ILJ is guaranteed to put Chris back in the spotlight

 

[Preacher ✝]

The whole situation with Chris has had me wondering what would actually be justice here?

How much of Chris's faults are his direct responsibility? It's easy for us to look at him and say "he should have learned" and/or "he knows what he's doing" but can we be sure of that? I think not.

What we can be sure of is that he was not given adequate care by his parents, who saw his innate mental condition as something shameful that must be concealed rather than an immutable fact that demands to be taken seriously. I would go as far as to say their treatment of Chris constitutes neglect if not outright abuse.

From day 1 he was denied the proper care he needed and that had a snowball effect as it led to him being psychologically vulnerable to further abuse and manipulation by strangers with unsavory motives.
With all of that in mind its clear to me that Chris never stood a chance at anything close to a normal life, and the addition of unsupervised internet access made his suffering an international spectacle, bringing more trolls and weens into the fray.

What Chris did to Barb was criminal and wrong, but why he did it was tragic, horrifying, and also somewhat poetic. Barb is at least 50% responsible for the existence and current state of her son. She made that bed and so the fact that she had to lie in it is at least better than if it had been someone else.

Thus we return to my original question, what is justice here? Should Chris be locked away and the key thrown? Should he finally get the help he's desperately needed his whole life and is that even possible in this day and age? How do you fix someone that severely broken in a world where some of his delusions are actively catered to?

I've given this quite a bit of thought, more than it probably deserves, and a clear answer has proven elusive. What do y'all think? What is the just outcome in your eyes?

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

It was fascinating to see what Josh found acceptable and what not in that situation.
"You fucked your elderly mother? You little rascal, sleep one night on the parking lot and think about what you have done, and I will wire you 1000 dollar from your Gofundme. Don't talk to the trolls they want to harm you, and nobody will harm my special little boy."

"YOU LIED TO ME? FUCK YOU! No money and no advice for you. You shattered the trust of our relationship, and I don't think I can go on. Don't talk to me or my website ever again."

In Josh's defense, I think it hadn't hit him how fucked up the situation was until after the fact. Keep in mind too when it happened people were still unsure what actually happened and what didn't, trolls would get Chris to say wacky shit all the time.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Now, while whether any of this is "funny" is up for debate/personal taste,

The initial motherfucking reveal was funny IMO due to the extreme shock of the news and the wider public reaction. It also led to the ILJ shitstorm, which I personally found pretty entertaining. Though, these events were both humourous for different reasons than classic Chris content was, and the general sentiment that his true lolcow value died out when Bob died and the house burnt down is one I fully agree with. No amount of bullshit weenery can bring back classic Chris because classic Chris was organically hilarious (yes he was still fucked with by trolls but the antics he got up to separate from their influence were far more entertaining than his schizo Magi-Chan dimensional merge ramblings)

 

[Blasterman]

Please let this happen. ILJ is guaranteed to put Chris back in the spotlight

I hope Chris actually stays out of the spotlight. For good this time. There are far bigger things to deal with.
At this point the Farms have outgrown their purpose. We do still take potshots at lolcows, but at the same time we also warn people not to mess with them. Just look at most troons and their pedophilia. We make sure people stay safe from those weirdos.

Weird how a rag-tag bunch of trolls has become one of the last bastions of sanity in the otherwise dead sea of lunacy that is the modern day Internet.