August 8th review

[NerdShamer]

What do y'all think? What is the just outcome in your eyes?

Let me put it like this: He has internet access. There's more or less an entire resource with all of the state laws of Virginia. And there's plenty of cases where people have been sent to jail for some other creepy shit.

Now, exactly what is stopping him from taking an step back and considering how likely it'll be for him to get away with fingering his mom?

 

[Meat Target]

Please let this happen. ILJ is guaranteed to put Chris back in the spotlight

I'm convinced that Toadstool Toes' daddy, not Liz Dong Gone, is the one running around to ISPs and infrastructure providers to take us offline.

What we revealed about ILJ got her expelled from Texas Tech. He wants revenge, and has far more influence than Brickface thanks to his cybersecurity business and CIA connections .

 

[A Grey Cat]

Whatever happens, Chris needs to be kept off the internet for the rest of his life. Both for his own good and the good of whatever staff (prison, halfway house, morticians etc) that have to tend to him after today.

Cone on man don't be unreasonable. I kinda miss the big lugs internet presence sure it got boring towards the end save a few sweet spots but...it's even more boring without him.

 

[Muttley]

He's in a female care house. Here's a picture of him on a tard group tour with 2 real women.
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Thanks to retarded 2023 politics he will be able to get free slow-in-da-mind china as long as he's in the care house

ok but prior to sentencing he's not convicted and sentenced of any crime
so I wonder if his sentencing will jeopardize his spot in the care house?

unless of course his women's home is dual diagnosis and they're all sex offenders

 

[moocow]

I've already started searching assisted living facilities for adults with intellectual disabilities in the state of Virginia, but frustratingly it's hard to find out if they accept sex offenders or not.

Not exactly something they want to advertise on the four-color glossies...

 

[JackoVerde]

The most documented person in recorded history doesn't even have a Wikipedia page.

not only doesnt he not have a wikipedia page, they also refuse to mention chris chan when it's relevant.
the kiwifarms wikipedia page refuses to directly name chris chan, even though it was an offshoot of the cwiki forums
you can find chris chan mentioned in the references but not in the article itself.

chris chan could wrtie a new york times best seller book or get a netflic documentary and they'd probably still refuse to add it.

 

[Black Yoshi]

deem him fit for living on his own in Section 8

If Sockness can live on his own in Section 8 so can Chris

 

[Preacher ✝]

Now, exactly what is stopping him from taking an step back and considering how likely it'll be for him to get away with fingering his mom?

He's been conditioned to think that he's exceptional and the rules don't apply to him.

 

[Fornicario]

I hope Chris actually stays out of the spotlight. For good this time. There are far bigger things to deal with.
At this point the Farms have outgrown their purpose. We do still take potshots at lolcows, but at the same time we also warn people not to mess with them. Just look at most troons and their pedophilia. We make sure people stay safe from those weirdos.

Weird how a rag-tag bunch of trolls has become one of the last bastions of sanity in the otherwise dead sea of lunacy that is the modern day Internet.

Would I also like a happy ending for Chris? Not at all. He was fun to laugh at (and sometimes with) but incest? The man knew better, but instead of self-reflection and improvement, he spun a fantasy world where fucking his mother was acceptable. He's not delusional, he's depraved.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I strongly doubt that this is the final chapter of Chris' story, no matter the verdict.

He has proven time and time again that he is the lolcow with the most cockroach-like endurance.

You see him, you get disgusted, you scream, you step on him with all your weight, you hear a nice crunch... and when you lift your foot up, to see what happened, he just scurries away at super sonic speed to do more bullshit.

Not even a nuclear blast can stop him.

This is far from over.

It depends on the verdict, if he gets time - and a lot of it - then it may well be over. Chris is in his 40s, looks like someone crazy in their 50s, and due to stress, poor diet and hygiene issues is probably not going to live a long life.

I mean if he gets close to 10 years he may well get out at the age of 50, completely fucked. Assuming he doesn't croak in there, he may be an RO and have limited online access.

That's not a prediction, I have no idea how things are going to play out in court, but if it goes badly for Chris I think it really is conceivable that this could be the final or penultimate chapter.

 

[A Grey Cat]

He's in a female care house. Here's a picture of him on a tard group tour with 2 real women.
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Thanks to retarded 2023 politics he will be able to get free slow-in-da-mind china as long as he's in the care house

I don't think gateway is female exclusive, it's just that it's a unisex facility and the days of keeping retards away from each other by sex, (because no amount of retardation can take away their primal urge to fuck) went out with the mental institutions thanks to Regan.

 

[NerdShamer]

He's been conditioned to think that he's exceptional and the rules don't apply to him.

We all fucking know that.

 

[JackoVerde]

I hope Chris actually stays out of the spotlight. For good this time. There are far bigger things to deal with.
At this point the Farms have outgrown their purpose. We do still take potshots at lolcows, but at the same time we also warn people not to mess with them. Just look at most troons and their pedophilia. We make sure people stay safe from those weirdos.

that would require keeping him off the internet in perpetuity. i think courts can only do that if you are a pedophile and your crime was as a result of using the internet.
not sure if group homes do that.
or even if the current staff do it as a matter of principle, new staff might slip up.

 

[AssignedEva]

How much of Chris's faults are his direct responsibility? It's easy for us to look at him and say "he should have learned" and/or "he knows what he's doing" but can we be sure of that? I think not.

I'd say there's three pieces in that puzzle you're not accounting for.

1: Chris deliberately concealed his actions from the majority of people, including Null. That suggests he knew it was wrong.

2: He alluded to having a relationship with an older woman to Null. So he wanted to brag about it, but still knew it was wrong, while still wanting to brag.

3: He's not as psychotic as people assume. When he was suddenly rendered homeless, he didn't walk around the streets of Ruckersville trying to use his CPU Goddess Powers to manifest resources or ride the energy produced from the dimensional merge to alter reality. No, he got in his van and then used his phone to funnel money out of Barb's account, and then tried to lie about it.

Chris is a severely autistic man who was stunted by Barb. But while he likes his make believe, he's neither unaware of what's right and wrong nor is he entirely removed from reality. He has shown some incredibly low levels of cunning and manipulative behaviour and while he's generally a bit of a coward, he's either a danger to others who are weaker than him or far too easily lead into being a danger to others.

Remember when he tried to run over Snyder? It's speculated that Barb was egging him on, but either way he tried to kill Snyder with his car. Upon getting off lightly, he proceeded to smear Snyder by claiming Snyder had staged the entire accident, Snyder was a child molester, uploaded candid photos of Snyder all over the internet and even made a voodoo doll to torture him (again, his autistic make believe coming to the fore).



Is Chris a danger to the general public? No. But if Chris develops a seething hatred of someone else who tells him no, or finds another vulnerable disabled woman to make into a surrogate Barb, something bad could happen. It's not Chris's fault he ended up the way he did but he's still capable of being held culpable for his actions.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Case listing update?

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Feels a little weird being at what could be the closing chapter of the original lolcow, but still I think the most important thing to take from the story of Christian Weston Chandler is that regardless of the circumstances which life provides us we still have a choice in how we conduct ourselves. And for the record, please don't fuck your mother, it won't end well.

 

[JackoVerde]

3: He's not as psychotic as people assume. When he was suddenly rendered homeless, he didn't walk around the streets of Ruckersville trying to use his CPU Goddess Powers to manifest resources or ride the energy produced from the dimensional merge to alter reality. No, he got in his van and then used his phone to funnel money out of Barb's account, and then tried to lie about it.

chris tried to hide his face when he maced or peppersprayed that employee.
showing that he knows doing that is a crime. i think he tried to flee the scene as well.
but chris isnt being let off due to criminal insanity, he's being given and austitc get out of jail free card.

 

[Black Yoshi]

closing chapter of the original lolcow

Oh this is far from over, until he's dead he'll find a way.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

voodoo doll

lol I forgot about the lego voodoo

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Oh this is far from over, until he's dead he'll find a way.

Emphasis on the words 'could be'. Personally I doubt this will be the last we hear of him. But he has been very quiet these past few months which is why I think there is a possibility that this may continue depending on if he is given any form of oversight during this review.