Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 140 38.8%

  • Total voters
    361
So not to distract from the current topic I have a question.

Remember at the height of Weeb Wars when Nick said that if he lost he had a trove of information about the people in Funi being degenerate scum that he would release if the case failed?


Whatever happened to that?
He said he had already pretty much put it all put.

i.e. He lied.

There were people stoked to get all the secrets after the Vic case got denied on appeal, but it went out with a whimper not a bang. Nick did a stream on it saying how much of a long shot it really was and how he always said it was. Then it was never mentioned again.
 
He said he had already pretty much put it all put.

i.e. He lied.

There were people stoked to get all the secrets after the Vic case got denied on appeal, but it went out with a whimper not a bang. Nick did a stream on it saying how much of a long shot it really was and how he always said it was. Then it was never mentioned again.
God Damn it Nick.
 
Remember at the height of Weeb Wars when Nick said that if he lost he had a trove of information about the people in Funi being degenerate scum that he would release if the case failed?

Whatever happened to that?
He said he had already pretty much put it all put.

i.e. He lied.
Actually, IIRC, Chuck Huber was Nick's "inside guy" at Funimation, and may have provided some additional dirt, but the issue there is that after Chupp dismissed the lawsuit, Chuck freaked out and started kissing up to KickVic. I don't even think he and Nick are on speaking terms anymore. Nick once launched into a huge rant about Huber on his show (a transcript is here courtesy of @The Mass Shooter Ron Soye).

The other issue is that Chuck isn't exactly the most... trustworthy... of witnesses. He literally believes the Earth is flat and that 9/11 was an elaborate hoax. If Nick was counting on him, I don't think he would have provided much of anything that would be seen as particularly credible.

So, Nick might not have outright lied so much as he foolishly oversold what he thought he had access to but ultimately didn't.

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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Bro Korean people are weird. The more I see from that place the less I like it. They were gonna get a pass, but then they started bullshiting me about superconductors too.
It's OK, my dude. They're Chinese.
I bet you his dick was on the video, but wasn't screenshotted by anyone because no one could see it in the stream itself
Depending on how you worded that, it could've been far more tragic.
 
I knew you were Kalea all along. This whole thread is just Kalea alts isn't it?
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Nick seems like he can NEVER admit when he is wrong or take an L. Can anyone prove me wrong?
I suppose if I sat here and thought really hard about it for several hours, I could maybe come up with two or three minor things he admitted to being wrong about over the years.

That seems like too much work though. So, as far as I'm concerned, you are right. He's certainly never owned up to any of his major mistakes.

I think the major reason why is that, until somewhat recently, Nick has never really had to pay for a mistake. Also, everyone around him just sorta helped cover his ass. Nick came from money, and grew to take his old audience for granted. Humble people admit when they fuck up. Nick is anything but humble. His two biggest traits are arrogance and hubris.

I bet you his dick was on the video, but wasn't screenshotted by anyone because no one could see it in the stream itself
Depending on how you worded that, it could've been far more tragic.
I wonder if HydroPX reads this thread.

Hydro: "Okay Nick. You're right. You technically didn't show your dick on stream. It's actually very small and the video compression made it practically invisible."
Nick: "Damn strai... wait a minute! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
 
And this is why I am merely giving you a rainbow.

There is no reason to associate with Vito at this point if you don't approve of his obvious proclivities that he has explicitly admitted to.
Being on good terms with Vito, someone he called a pedo for a long time, might be used by Monty to show how scatterbrained he is
 
So Anime Matsuri is this week, and I guess Rackets is going. What are the odds...
  • Pippa's people protest the Pollack?
  • Nose gets jeered or at least trolled by someone? And a random someone.
  • He gets stepped on again.
  • He streams... more than once.
  • He brings more dishonor to his family.
  • Really awkward IRL lawtube meetup ends in Kurt somehow not being the biggest autist?
Yes.
 
Being on good terms with Vito, someone he called a pedo for a long time, might be used by Monty to show how scatterbrained he is
Dude, I was actually thinking the other day he might try some wacky defense where he claims calling somebody a pedo isn't that big of a deal because his new bestest buddy is openly one.

Problem with that is that he aslo called Monty a child molester. Which is related to, but distinct from, a pedo. Vito hasn't copped to child molestation, AFAIK. Vito went with that bullshit "virtuous pedophile" crap.
 
Hydro: "Okay Nick. You're right. You technically didn't show your dick on stream. It's actually very small and the video compression made it practically invisible."
Nick: "Damn strai... wait a minute! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
You have not seen my penis, stalker, those are your delusions again. Enjoy prison.
 
May as well post this now:

Mandy_K: A Series of Predictable Events

In mid-March 2023 a post is made on KF, saying that Nick desperately wants to have sex with Mandy_K and would use his wife to open the door for swinging (presumably to "keep things in the marriage").

I’d be interested to know if that Mandy pic is also 10+ years out of date. He desperately wants to sleep with her that’s why he wants her to talk to our wife first so she will know if she wants to swing with them it’s pretty transparent.

A few days later, Mandy_K's has a moment of self-realization and has this to say in locals:

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Mandy_K also implies that it's her fault that Nick seems like such a creep. Funny stuff:

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Mandy_K​
I'm just reading Kiwi Farms.

I have noticed that she mentions it a lot. Hullo!

DependasaurusRex​
Oh, anything fun?
JarvisHong​
Girl, you gotta stop lol

Mandy_K​
They are totally right that I should stop posting pics of myself. I'm understanding why.

Mandy_K​
Yeah. I'm an idiot.

Mandy_K​
I'm going to stop with the nudes and the boobs. They're right, it's making people act out.

Was a thot redeemed?

Arttheclown​
I haven't seen you post any of those in a long time. Maybe I've missed them. But I do agree with you. Overkill sucks.

Mandy_K​
"Nick wants Mandy to meet his wife first so they can convince her to swing. Nick wants to fuck Mandy so badly." ...I mean, that's gross but wow, I can see how people reach that conclusion. I was an idiot.

JarvisHong​
stop reading Kiwi, prob solved

Mandy_K​
My heart agrees but my depression-addled brain is terribly curious.

Mandy_K​
I'm agreeing with them when they talk about me, it seems. I'm a 33-year old e-thot who makes Nick giddy.

Mandy_K​
I'm not going to post myself anymore. Just drawings from now on. I'm on to it.

JarvisHong​
But he'd never do anything. they project worse tha n an Elco from 1962
DependasaurusRex​
Not a bad way to go. I never liked you going that far, but I am a prude
Freedom1982​
❤️

Mandy_K​
Maybe but I hate being a part of somebody's online reputation, for better or worse.

Mandy_K​
I'll just stop postil lewds.

Mandy_K​
That's fine. They can't hate me more than I hate myself so I'm not that concerned. I just don't want to be a part of the "Nick wants to fuck his fans" stuff.
DependasaurusRex​
@Mandy_K I am still jealous you have more stuff than me.
Mandy_K​
Drawings?

Freedom1982​
Yeah they are getting grosser. I don't blame you. It's pure jealousy on their part
DependasaurusRex​
Naw, Kiwi bs

Mandy_K​
I can see where they're coming from. I posted my boobs. Then I did it 2 more times. Then in my weakness for attention I posted a few more lewd shots. And it made Nick come off as a creep when he complimented them.

Arttheclown​
Pppffft. Over sensitivity is not the way. Giving zero fucks is. The only reason we don't do that anymore is because too much of a good thing just turns it into something annoying.
Mandy_K​
Now I look like a shameless slut. Or a catfish because my PC-to-phone loads are grainy formats. And I feel bad.
Mandy_K​
I could agree but this is not helping my depression being an e-thot. I did this to myself. It's destructive.
DependasaurusRex​
I came off as a creep trying to talk to you wanting to help. Shit happens, ma'am.
JarvisHong​
yep, and it may not be fair comparison because of that, BUT I also have an exception for SRV's Voodoo Chile and his 2 other Hendrix' cause he did them so well
Mandy_K​
It's not creepy. I enjoyed voice chatting with you.
Arttheclown​
"It is true people judge you by The company you keep. They also judge you when all of the wrong people hate you"If the dreg's of society dislike you, you're doing just fine.

In late May 2023 Nick gushes over Mandy_K, says he would wreck/save her if he were not married and then goes on to invite her to Anime Matsuri where he and his wife would do things no one would have to know about. Apparently marriage itself isn't an obstacle.



Yet Mandy_K is still regularly contacting Nick "married, Christian, trad, whatever" Rekieta, and rather than cease/change the nature of her relationship to Nick, Mandy_K either keeps her head down in hopes that people will forget, or in the case of elissa clips, report it to Nick so he can make it go away, even though he's half the reason for all this (the other half being Mandy_K herself). Pathetic.

If Mandy_K is trying to stop KF from being right about Nick and her, then she's doing a very bad job (as is Nick). At this point, Mandy_K's self-assessment from March holds true: she is an idiot.

More importantly, Mandy_K seems to be an idiot who is unwilling/unable to learn, making her condition unlikely to change.
 
Dude, I was actually thinking the other day he might try some wacky defense where he claims calling somebody a pedo isn't that big of a deal because his new bestest buddy is openly one.

Problem with that is that he aslo called Monty a child molester. Which is related to, but distinct from, a pedo. Vito hasn't copped to child molestation, AFAIK. Vito went with that bullshit "virtuous pedophile" crap.
Your Honour, I cannot be defaming him by calling him a paedo. Some of my best friends are paedos! We call each other paedos all the time for laughs!

--The Rekieta Defence

That is hilarious to think about, but unlikely. I look forward to more updates on the case, sporadic as they will be.

It is strange how vitriolic Nick gets with his insults online. Some of these people could be minors. I could be 17 for all Nick knows...

For his sake, I hope Nick learns a lesson from this lawsuit.
 
It is strange how vitriolic Nick gets with his insults online. Some of these people could be minors. I could be 17 for all Nick knows...
Well I hope, for you're sake, you're not. Otherwise there is a chance Vito will catch wind of it and start chasing after you. I hope your "knife license" is in order. LOL.

Nick has always been vicious with his insults, but "child molester" is on a whole other level. He's really outdone himself this time. Only unresolved question is whether he flew too close to the sun in the process.

For his sake, I hope Nick learns a lesson from this lawsuit.
I think the only way Nick would ever learn a lesson from all this is if he has to pay substantial damages to Monty, or has to apologize to Monty, or loses his Rumble contract, or something majorly embarrassing and/or costly like that. He doesn't seem to outwardly interpret paying out the nose for Randazza as an L like a lot of other people do. He's probably even rationalized that it's akin to lighting a cigar with a C note and therefore makes him look based.

Must be nice to have so much disposable income. But how long will it last? Based on the figures @Potatoherder has been publishing here, Nick is not pulling in the money like he used to. What was supposed to be the latest legal money maker, a Vic 2.0 if you will, seems to look more and more like a bottomless money pit for him.
 
Nick posts his leg... for reasons... Also admits he wants to be banned
Balldoman must have been hitting the sauce extra hard that night maybe doing some of those drugs he definitely doesn’t do on a regular basis. I’d give a lot of fish heads for leaks of some of his private chats with fans.

Did Lady Rackets corrupt Nick or did Nick Corrupt Lady Rackets?
Read the tread dood. This has been explained many times. Regardless I will be generous with my fish heads and answer again.
They are both equally retarded she married a guy with family money so she could eventually get a fat payday and then realized that lifestyle sucks when his parents control all the money and your husband is a retard who can’t hold down a job, then she got on a bunch of drugs to cope. He was so busy with his porn addiction and avoiding his responsibilities and her by streaming and chatting on the internet all night and “hating condoms” so he kept making her go through pregnancies even though all of them are high risk (and she had two miscarriages) because he’s a porn addicted retarded trust fund baby whose parents probably gave them more money as the number of kids increased. Her only value to him has always been as personal porn star/ hole to cum into. Hence the bullshit “body positivity cope” after they posted lewds to locals. He’s gaslit (I hate that term) her for so long that she constantly needs validation that she is pretty and therefore worthwhile. This is partly because he probably told her I’m rich I could have any bitch I want, and partly because she’s a semi-retarded whore. Then they woke up one day and realized they are forty and balldo man accidentally stumbled upon his own money so she doesn’t have to wait for the fat payday anymore and he can be openly degenerate because he doesn’t need daddy’s money anymore. also he has been friends with drex “I saved my friend’s daughter from being sex trafficked” nigger since childhood. See also fucking niggers in Jamaica I’m sure that a small town Minnesota girl would just be dying to go to Jamaica to fuck niggers when she has a perfectly good house slave I mean “family friend” at home. That screams bored rich kid with a substance abuse problem.

Tl;dr they have always been like this and they deserve each other. Balldo man made himself impotent through drinking and excessive masturbation so she has probably been getting it on the side for years at this point. Hence the infamous massage story.
Fuck I’m ranting. I’m gonna go eat some fish head soup to calm down.
 
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I'm pretty sure those Korean people were Chinese.
It's OK, my dude. They're Chinese.

Depending on how you worded that, it could've been far more tragic.

Look, listen. It's alright, I don't actually care which kind of weird Asian they are. Harry Truman is usually my hometown boy, but we should have nuked Moscow in 1945 and just ended the cold war by never having one = so we didn't get tied down in the petty distinctions between these bizaro non-westerners.
 
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