Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Iron Hamster]

Just wondered what Uncivil Law's channel was like. Clicked on his latest video (cooking livestream?) and came onto this clip.
22 seconds of silence, and then this follows:

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All that was missing was the space blanket and candles to be Discount Chuck

 

[AnOminous]

Iirc he passed the bar in Texas last year or late the year before (he already had passed in another state but Texas is weird) and then decided he wanted to be a streamer so he moved in with his dad until his streaming career took off so he’s literally an incel that lives in his parents basement. He also had a brief, mostly if not fully online, relationship with a girl he made a mod for his channel

 

[feral cat #6385]

I'm sure he might be able to find a woman who was in his league, but it seems that he feels obliged to reject them for being either too old, already having had another man's kids or just not being hot enough.

No woman in her right mind would willingly be with Kurt. His best option is to become the girlfriend. Meaning troon out like other undesirable, autistic males.

 

[AnOminous]

No woman in her right mind would willingly be with Kurt. His best option is to become the girlfriend. Meaning troon out like other undesirable, autistic males.

That doesn't work either. Look at him.

 

[electronic elephant]

Louis Rossmann is doing a livestream and talking to Uncivil.

Kind of funny that there was recently some posts here about Nick's laziness pissing people off like Louis Rossmann and Uncivil.

He burned bridges with Louis Rossmann the same way. He was at the height of Rittenhouse fame at the time so people assumed it was just a miscommunication. It's more likely Nick sent Louis an email asking for an interview and didn't follow up on the multiple attempts by Louis to set one up. Nick even did his classic "I'm sorry you have a wrong impression of me, please reach out to me so we can straighten this out" gaslighting.

I watched a little further on Kurt's video; it's pretty clear from his body language that the Nose's antics are eating away at whatever passes for friendship on the internet. Kurt very graciously keeps saying "I love ya, buddy, but..." before eviscerating him.

And Nick's pure laziness returning messages has got to be infuriating. He calls or regards these people as friends (at least outwardly), but can't be bothered to put in anything more of an afterthought's worth of effort when trying to get in touch.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Louis Rossmann is doing a livestream and talking to Uncivil.

I have a similar sofa to Louis here and I don’t know how to feel about it. Am I autistic kiwi bros?

 

[Chibitzen]

Louis Rossmann is doing a livestream and talking to Uncivil.

This meeting makes sense actually since both are in Austin, iirc. Louis quit NYC (finally) and moved his entire business to TX.

 

[AnOminous]

I have a similar sofa to Louis here and I don’t know how to feel about it. Am I autistic kiwi bros?

Do you have a Kiwi Farms account? Looks like you do. So that question is resolved.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

Yeah, $126,000 a year as a GS-13 (roughly equivalent to an Army Major or LT Colonel) doesn't seem like a bad gig, TBH. The bennies are probably good too.

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Kurt might be the most secure money wise, out of all of them, should he decide to give up the law streaming thing.

Of course, that won't stop criticism of his personality (or lack thereof), but still... it's something.

I just can't help but point out Kurt has had an upward mobile day job for a while now, and so many other people surrounding Nick (and including Nick) seem to be leaning in hard on the whole streaming grift.


He was admitted to the Texas bar on the 15th of December, last year. He's also barred in Virginia.


It may be worth noting that, according to the American Bar Association, only about 0.52% of the lawyers licensed to practice in the U.S. are actual "trial attorneys." Indeed, the vast majority of them do administrative bullshit like Kurt. He's hardly unusual in that respect.

EDIT: Typo.

I dont disagree that its a bad job, its just funny that it makes him rage and mute someone for pointing it out.

 

[Captain Manning]

I would characterize patent examiner as practicing law. It's not like he got stuck in doc review hell or something.

The only leg up Nick has on Kurt, as a lawyer, is that Nick has done some low rent criminal cases, none of which went to trial. Nick has said himself that if you hire him as your attorney, you're hiring him to basically plead you out. It's not much of a leg up, in any.

Kurt might not have done as much (if any) law outside of patent cases, but his legal analysis usually seems more thoughtful in general. Recall that Kurt was sympathetic to Vic, but equally emphatic that Ty was fucking shit up. He ultimately was proven right there.

Yeah, Kurt's personality leaves a lot to be desired... I won't argue against that... but Nick has shown us that being the gregarious extrovert can lead to more milk than anything. I don't think I can legitimately argue Kurt is more cringe than Nick these days.

Louis Rossmann is doing a livestream and talking to Uncivil.

I think @Null recently said on MATI that Rossmann is his favorite melanated person. He might be interested in what they have to talk about.

"Old Nick" would have done a good interview with Rossmann. I recall Rossmann was really heavily into promoting a lot of legislation dealing with consumer rights.

"New Nick" would bring up Balldos, and Vito would pop in to inquire what's the best way to scrub "certain things" from one's iPhone (which Rossmann repairs).

So, in Rossman's case, to quote a certain rabbit: "Bullet Dodged."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Southanarchist​

Kill yourself or run back to YT chat

Southanarchist​

I have explicitly asked Nick about most of the images I posted and he agrees so fuck you

lilViper​

why draw cartoons of kids getting porned?

Southanarchist​

Wahhh wahhh wahhh someone posted an image I don’t like and I’m gonna cry about it. Even tho locals doesn’t care and Nick doesn’t care and they both agree that it isn’t porn if it isn’t created for the purpose of being sexually explicit

Southanarchist​	In this context it isn’t porn because the purpose of it wasn’t for sexual excitement it was a joke
Elganso1000​	it's not about me not liking it, it's about someone at work seing it and getting in trouble over something that is literally against locals policy
lilViper​	Leave the kids out of it.

WHAT?????

I just went back and read over @Himedall All-seeing Waifu's recent posts about Locals and read this. What the absolute fuck is this?

Is there some kind of context that I'm missing that makes these excerpts not as totally terrible as they sound? Because this sounds grim.

What's going on in this chat?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Damn, are the ones in 'lawtube' that are practicing just Gosney and Potentially Criminal?

I think Runkle of the Bailey is still practicing criminal defense up in Leafland as well, though he is more peripheral Lawtube.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Iirc he passed the bar in Texas last year or late the year before (he already had passed in another state but Texas is weird) and then decided he wanted to be a streamer so he moved in with his dad until his streaming career took off so he’s literally an incel that lives in his parents basement. He also had a brief, mostly if not fully online, relationship with a girl he made a mod for his channel

I'm sure any day now his streaming career will take off booming as there's a huge market for what's essentially a fat drunk man slobbering on a turkey leg at a Ren Fair that becomes belligerent with pigeons.

I don't hate Kurt, I just don't think he realizes his situation.

 

[beautiful person]

Look at him.

That doesn't usually stop troons.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure any day now his streaming career will take off booming as there's a huge market for what's essentially a fat drunk man slobbering on a turkey leg at a Ren Fair that becomes belligerent with pigeons.

I don't hate Kurt, I just don't think he realizes his situation.

I have a theory that Kurt, unlike Rekieta, might actually make a decent lawyer (outside of the patient law he already does). What Andrew said about Kurt's depth of knowledge has an air of truth to it. He could probably advance himself more even if he currently lacks the skills and graces that he's being mocked for lacking.

But in order for that to happen, he needs to get the fuck off Youtube (which he's not that great at), and certainly away from the people Rekieta hangs with.

I mean, look at this shit! It's patently obvious he isn't enjoying himself. He even blanks his camera when Nick goes full retard. Why keep putting yourself through that?

 

[Lord of the Pajeets]

Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

So basically we're all still projecting, and he's surmising that @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is flicking her bean to him (which is totally not wishful thinking on his part).

Okay.

 

[im5!XxhO]

I think Runkle of the Bailey is still practicing criminal defense up in Leafland as well, though he is more peripheral Lawtube.

Runkle still practices and he even argued cases in front of the Canadian Supreme Court. Guy is for sure a legit criminal lawyer.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

So Kurt has never practiced as a lawyer? Nick has never gone to trial, Mindset is just a consultant, Lawgic doesn't practice anymore (he's a collections lawyer or something?), Nate quit being a prosecutor, Same with Emily, Branca just consults too...I think Vices might be just a consultant too since I think he mentioned that non citizens cant be a licensed lawyer in Korea...and to my recollection Bytes fucked off to europe to follow her military husband...

Damn, are the ones in 'lawtube' that are practicing just Gosney and Potentially Criminal? During the vic saga Nick used to make fun of twitter lawyers for just graduating law school and then chirp about law as a 'scholar' but having never practiced but the youtube side isn't looking any better.

The sad thing is, LawTwitter is probably better qualified than his gaggle of misfits. Like take three people Nick would make fun of a lot:

- Akiva Cohen - IIRC he's a copyright lawyer for some big business in NYC
- Mike Dunford - Part-time lecturer at a law school
- T. Greg Doucette - Pro bono criminal defense lawyer plus does other odd cases here and there

Cohen and Dunford have far more credentials than Nick ever had (and most of his Lawtube gang for that matter), and T. Greg is basically just future Nick--a bald, bankrupt failure with a failed law firm. Well, except I think even T. Greg darkens the inside of a courtroom more than Nick. Is it any wonder these are the guys on LawTwitter he'd always argue with? Speaking of Dunford, I know he gives updates on Nick's case but just checking Twitter, T. Greg hasn't weighed in on it yet. Maybe because he also blew a lot of money on Randazza for a stupid lawsuit.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I've been thinking for a while that Monty is probably a lot more in touch with reality than is commonly believed, he has bizarre manerisms and seems to play a character to some extent.

It is hard to tell with Monty what isn't an act or is. The more I think about it, the more these accusations make no sense. How is a semi-professional photographer who takes pictures of kids evidence of pedophilia? If that was the bar of the accusation then every family photographer would've been hung drawn and quartered. Doesn't it strike you as weird that there is no talk of what the obscene content that is alleged was or the ages of the victims? Both these are usually in news reports, as "X was accused of Y act with a Z year old male/female Jane/John Doe".

I've met these slightly off kilter types in real life and if you don't be a complete jackass, guess what? They leave you alone.

There are no 'withdrawals' from amphetamines

There is. It's called doing dumb shit like breaking into a house and getting shot, or death by cop in the US. Seen more than a few cases of this shit.

Yeah, $126,000 a year

Don't forget there's no state income tax in TX. Property tax might fuck with Kurt but as long as it's his homestead he ought to be fine.

I am starting to see a common trend: nick completely lacks respect for others' time. Demands every jumps at his every whim and can't even bring himself to put out a tweet to say a stream is cancelled or set up a time for your supposed friend to help do PR for you retarded lawsuit. His silver-spoon upbringing is really starting to come out in full force.

That's not a silver spoon thing, more of a narcissistic asshole thing. My father was poor as fuck but every time he needed me to do something for him it was free, every time I wanted him to do something he'd never do it or he'd want money.