August 8th review

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

It will only be good if Isabella gets in 10x as much trouble as Chris. She had planned the whole thing and spent months grooming a man that was convinced by trolls that his fictional town was being invaded by nazis and if he didn't follow his troll's orders that they would destroy his only escape from reality to do what he did and kill himself after. 2009 Chris and 2021 Chris were in a completely different state of manipulability and while it was predicted that Chris would have done this for over a decade I can't see a timeline Chris would have done this if the mushroom queen didn't go full Wormtoung whispering the plan into Chris's head for so long.

last I checked, Isabella Loretta Janke still has arrest warrants in New Mexico for unpaid tickets. NM is a state where requesting bodycam footage is easy so if she ever gets arrested we’ll also be able to see that footage

I don’t know about Virginia bodycam laws. I suppose if it was easy to obtain them we’d see more footage of CWC’s arrests

 

[anliteralidiot]

last I checked, Isabella Loretta Janke still has arrest warrants in New Mexico for unpaid tickets. NM is a state where requesting bodycam footage is easy so if she ever gets arrested we’ll also be able to see that footage

I don’t know about Virginia bodycam laws. I suppose if it was easy to obtain them we’d see more footage of CWC’s arrests

Does she still have the warrant for failure to appear in court in NY? she was charged with illegal weapons after she was found with a taser, if I remember right.

 

[Tranny Farmer]

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> Made for CWC

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Does she still have the warrant for failure to appear in court in NY? she was charged with illegal weapons after she was found with a taser, if I remember right.

I assume that was settled by her lawyer. Not exactly sure how misdemeanor trials like this work in NYC. Maybe she didn’t even need to go back to New York and could do it over Zoom

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

as much as CWC fucking Barb isn't cool, she spent YEARS training him to spoon her despite him being terminally horny
this is sorta like if Frankenstein trained the monster to spoon with him despite knowing about him being turbohorny, and then OH NO THE MONSTER FUCKED FRANKENSTEIN WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

 

[Kaizer Ghidorah]

Chris is the nightmare manchild combination of smothered and spoiled yet somehow neglected to shit, while also being high functioning autistic to the point of retardation, and then exposed to all of the failures and travesties of the public education system and modern day horseplay fuckery (ie "YOU GOTTA LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY" fratboy fuckery). If he wasn't high functioning autistic, he would have done something far worse much earlier, but I'm on Preacher's side, he really is a manchild, and the most literal definition you can get, and you can't tell me there is absolutely no outside influence that brought up Chris to be where he is today.

I simply can't bring myself to be sympathetic to Chris's plight at any point no matter what happened to him i cannot help but feel it was always something he ultimately brought on himself and his raging ego and self-importance

 

[PhoBingas]

Incest laws are fucking stupid and Virginia is a retarded state. From the start I've been of the opinion that Chris raped Barb. That's a far worse deed than just having an incestuous relationship.

I dunno. I've always thought Borb hammed up how bad off she was mentally and physically to help chris grift his followers out of lego sets and PSN cards. I figure if he raped-raped her, Chris would still be in prison or jail but who knows?

Personally, I've always liked to believe that this was the true ending to the Chris-chan story. Everything else since was just an awful dream.

Real. When he started the troon arc, he just became another dime a dozen twitter crazy. Old chris was peak lolcow. Remember what they took from you

did jail help him, or did it just make him worse ?

IMO jail made him worse. Correct me if I'm wrong, but he didn't start having the Jesus delusions until he got thrown in the clink?

that would require keeping him off the internet in perpetuity. i think courts can only do that if you are a pedophile and your crime was as a result of using the internet.
not sure if group homes do that.
or even if the current staff do it as a matter of principle, new staff might slip up.

I'm not sure if it was in Virginia or not, but I remember reading somewhere like last year that blanket internet bans without like kiddie porn charges were unconstitutional, so who knows? That ruling might not apply to Chris' state, and I'm too lazy to find the article.

Thats how a child thinks, and if you're saying he's mentally a child, which I would agree with at least on some levels, then we shouldnt expect him to have a mature view of right, wrong, and consequences.

Chris has always known right from wrong. He's just used his 'tism as an excuse to bend the rules, or as a reason as to why the rules shouldn't apply to him. He's pretty manipulative when he wants to be.

as much as CWC fucking Barb isn't cool, she spent YEARS training him to spoon her despite him being terminally horny

Lots of people forget this little caveat. Borb was always kind of gross.

I simply can't bring myself to be sympathetic to Chris's plight at any point no matter what happened to him i cannot help but feel it was always something he ultimately brought on himself and his raging ego and self-importance

Like 70% of the reason Chris is the way he is is from Barb cottling him and not letting Bob go as hard as he wanted. He was full on prepared to cut the internet down in the classic era. I can bet Borb and Chris just bitched and bitched until he conceded.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

OH NO THE MONSTER FUCKED FRANKENSTEIN WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

Request to add this to the website quote pool.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

as much as CWC fucking Barb isn't cool, she spent YEARS training him to spoon her despite him being terminally horny
this is sorta like if Frankenstein trained the monster to spoon with him despite knowing about him being turbohorny, and then OH NO THE MONSTER FUCKED FRANKENSTEIN WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS

The only surprising thing about Chris fucking Barb is that it took this long.

 

[The Grimace]

I'd like to thank (((David Heilberg))) for letting this degenerate inevitably walk free.

 

[Hack for crack]

I imagine the courthouse thinks Chris is in cahoots with weens spam calling everyone in the courthouse. 5+ years because this pissed off the judge.

 

[Toasted Boat]

I'd like to thank (((David Heilberg))) for letting this degenerate inevitably walk free.

He's not free until he's on the internet. And then will he finally be free to express himself however he likes. Hoping Chris can try to get another fundraiser up to get Barb out of the house, I'd like to see how that shit show ends.

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

> Made for CWC

 

[I Love Beef]

I simply can't bring myself to be sympathetic to Chris's plight at any point no matter what happened to him i cannot help but feel it was always something he ultimately brought on himself and his raging ego and self-importance

I'm not sympathetic either. No matter even if a person has high functioning autism, people are people. As what me and PhoBingas said, coddling and spoiling kids does some shit on to some people who gravitate towards family for whatever reason. Normal teenagers and youth coming of age tend to want independence and will show signs of getting sick of rules and being smothered to some extent. Chris was strangely never rebellious when he was in high school, always deffering to teachers and sucking up to authority, and when high school left, was as longing for it as much as the other high school diva shits. Even the most hardcore of autists in puberty tend to gravitate towards what's cool and inspires them to express what they want out of life and outside of home. Even for an autistic manchild Chris isn't normal.

tl;dr never trust your children when they don't rebel in their teens, something is wrong with them if they don't

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Chris did nothing wrong she is a good boy.
I mean Barbs totally was asking for Magi-chan CPU Goddess feminine penis with that kind of look. View attachment 5260140

In a courthouse in West Virginia:

“Now, I may be just a southern gentleman and a defense attorney. But would the court please turn there attention to exhibit A”

Exhibit A

“Now I may be a gentleman, but I have to ask the jury, if you saw the quote un quote “victim” strutting her stuff around in what I can only call, a whores uniform. Would you not, as a red blooded American (as is my client is)… have a “go” on that? To borrow a Ye olde English phrase, she was “absolutely gagging for it”.

The defense rests your honor.”


Thunderous applause from the stands.

Not guilty.

Barbs fined thousands of dollars for all the toys she threw away, has to pay back Chris in perpetuity.

Chris rewarded “prima nocta” on Barbs whenever he wants.

Official pardon from the governor.

Mary Lee Walsh gets arrested instead, and Chris is also given prima nocta on her as well.

 

[Gordon PPman]

I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRIAL
ON
THE
INTERNET!!!

 

[SaltyFanta]

I'm surprised this all didn't disappear after he got grouphome'd. I hope someone somehow convinces the judge the trial needs to be televised, this is after all the most historically relevant trial for the past 100 years, law students will have every beat of this trial drilled into their heads in every class.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

, law students will have every beat of this trial drilled into their heads in every class.

"this case is where bad lawyers go when they die "

 

[Yamamura]

The only surprising thing about Chris fucking Barb is that it took this long.

I'm guessing Chris is like a shark that you have to bap on the nose to get it to go away. Inevitably you'll become too exhausted in the water to swat it away and it will eventually happen. There came a point where Barb didn't have the ability to stop him and Chris was just waiting for the opportune moment she didn't have the strength to outwardly reject his advances anymore. Really quite disturbing once you think about it.

 

[DrNow]

Today will determine if he regains his Teflon Tard status. What a long strange trip this has been. I feel like everything that can be said has been said, I guess this is potential end of Christory. If this is the end, the cryptid saga might be a permanent fixture.