August 8th review

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Troonos said:
All lolcows seem to have some impenetrable autism armor that blocks any and all consequences.
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Not all the time. "Drachenlord" lost his house, "Nick Bate" was locked up for child molestation, and now there's "Chris Chan" too.

ToroidalBoat said:
Still didn't really get away with the incest though, what with that "Jail of Fail" and mental hospital. And kicked out of the house.
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Not to mention that the freak and what he did to his mom is now relatively widely known.

Although the lolcow was called "The Teflon Tard" back when he was getting in trouble for public outbursts and trespassing.
 
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TV's Adam West said:
The evidence before the court is incontrovertible. There's no need for the jury to to retire.
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In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made her suffer, your exquisite wife/mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!
Tear down the wall!
 
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Chris enjoyers and connoisseurs are hiding in all walks of life.... imagine he gets to that courtroom, everyone around him expects a fair and reasonable trial.
"maybe he will go to prison" "hes probably gonna get sent to a home, or given a restraining order" the people in the crowd whisper to eachother, theyve all seen trials just like this one, but none of them realize the significance of this one in particular.

the judge looks up from his papers, it's been a slow day of freeing niggos and incarcerating grannies. he lowers his glasses when he sees the man walk into the court room.

He is introduced. "Christine Weston Chandler."

"Mein gott...." the judge whispers to himself. suddenly he is no longer judge John Smithberg, he is now pulled back to his days of youth, as CWCki forum user @PickleLover008

the judge smirks to himself.
this is his moment of truth.

"the accused is innocent. he is free to go back home!"
 
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Big moth tiddies said:
Nah, he had to develop that ego and self importance. People don't just come with that shit preinstalled. The closest you can get is sociopathy, and Chris certainly doesn't have that.
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I don't really see that as an excuse it's probably been said before but there are people out there who are absolutely more autistic or have had much worse upbringings and have much worse issues than chris who were fully capable of functioning and leading good lives in regular society you can't just blame everything on one's upbringing passing the buck can only go so far
 
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In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you made her suffer, your exquisite wife/mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate!
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!
Tear down the wall!
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Shit on 'im, judge!
 
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