August 8th review

[Johnny Apple Sneed]

Im so sorry bob. it didnt have to end like this.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

What is the sonichu temple?

edit: guys i really dont know

Boy, you stupid stupid

 

[Loomer the Bully]

I mean that Chris represents a certain apathy and laziness that exists in the human condition, albeit ramped up the absolute extreme.

No, you retard.

No.

Normal people don't have that.

Anyway, does it really matter if he goes free? I feel that his a-logs are more deserving to be in jail than him.

 

[Terrifik]

optimistic on judge giving time served .
10 to 1 one bet we find out Friday or next week.
betting judge told Chris to stay of internet or go back to jail.
i give it a week after answer people try to get the court transcripts.

 

[PhoBingas]

The whole Megan story is weird. I believe whe had shitty parents or something, that's why she "tolerated" Chris because of loneliness and/or social interaction.

Thing is, she was 20 and at that age she probably wanted someone to pay attention to her...

Remember the guy that Megan was sitting on the lap of at the game place either right before or just after the SheCame4CWC drawing got leaked? I'm pretty sure he was the guy she was sweet on and just fibbed to Chris in the emails that Megan and him were just friends. For all we know they were bf and gf behind Chris' back.

optimistic on judge giving time served .
10 to 1 one bet we find out Friday or next week.
betting judge told Chris to stay of internet or go back to jail.
i give it a week after answer people try to get the court transcripts.

I don't see why Chris wouldn't get time served. Some places even do two days for every day you're remanded.
I swear this shit is moving slower than the post, but I have a feeling the farms are more invested in the outcome of this than the courts are. This is just another retarded hick incest case to them. Must be nice to not be too privy to 30+ years of Christory.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

No, you retard.

No.

Normal people don't have that.

Anyway, does it really matter if he goes free? I feel that his a-logs are more deserving to be in jail than him.

Chris is absolutely an example of the most extremes of the human condition, if you can't see it then you must be incapable of thinking in complex concepts or understand varying degrees of situations, and only see what's right in front of you

>What do you mean it's gonna rain? It's not raining, it's just really cloudy and windy and cold! That's not rain, idiot!

 

[Black Spruce]

I wonder the whole "I'm asexual" vibe Megan gave Chris on why she wasn't attracted to him and that's such bullshit because if I know my women (and me if don't) every woman wants and need sex even more than men... Especially at the age Megan was

I always pictured Megan lusting and thirsting over Nazi soldiers and using a Chris to buy her shit just because she was ashamed of her desires.

I sincerely doubt it was just a way to try and get Chris to fuck off with the flirting. From the very limited (thankfully for her sake) information we have on her in the current year. She's unmarried, doesn't have kids, spends a lot of time with her little dog, and makes money off her skilled crafts on etsy.

A straight woman who was very interested in sex at this stage of life is usually defining herself by the type of man she is able to get into relationships with. Megan doesn't seem to have changed much. Which is honestly fine. One of the few respectable characters in the story of Chris's life. Even with that weird French woman style Nazi fetish.

 

[Black Yoshi]

So I have a long con idea to get the case details in case it somehow gets permanently sealed.

Simply put we'll submit a FOIA request 30 years from now and see what happens. That's all that's needed.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Hide the children hide the wives and make sure Mike whatshisface has armed guards

Michael Snyder is dead, so that won't be necessary.

...though if I was the Sheriff of Greene County, The Chief of Police of Charlottesville, or whatever relevant authority, I would probably play it safe and make sure that I had a squad car stationed outside his daughter's house.

 

[Enwardo]

free dat nigga til he free doe

free my nibbo ChrisChan he dindu nuffin

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Michael Snyder is dead, so that won't be necessary.

wat really?

If true, I imagine "Chris Chan" would likely gloat as the freak doesn't seem to part with grudges easily.

What is the sonichu temple?

The freak claimed his house was a temple because he thought he was "goddess" before thinking he's Christ.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chris is absolutely an example of the most extremes

Yeah, extremely fat and I would not have sex with him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I mean that Chris represents a certain apathy and laziness that exists in the human condition, albeit ramped up the absolute extreme.

"Chris Chan" is like a physical manifestation or ambassador of Clown World.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

While it is a felony, it's not one that carries a huge prison term. And the fact he's spent time in jail for this could be in his favor as the defense could argue he's already served time. So most likely situation is he gets probation, goes back to the group home and is forbidden to be alone with Barb. Meaning he's never going back to the Sonichu temple unless it's supervised.

I feel like this is the most likely outcome as well. I do like the idea that he has to arrange supervised visit to be with his toys. I really doubt they’re gonna send them back to any prison unless he does something monumentally retarded.

The judge has made a ruling. He gave it to the lawyers to put it in writing and send back to him to be signed. That usually takes a couple of days.

so… we’re not gonna get a dramatic courtroom scene where Chris exposes Bella for all the shit she pulled and blaming da’ trolls when suddenly…. Megan wheels in Barbara holding a *wait for it…* new born baby… Bobby Jr. The Judge slams his gavel and declares Chris guilty, then starts the child support saga.

 

[Rick The Stick]

The whole Megan story is weird. I believe whe had shitty parents or something, that's why she "tolerated" Chris because of loneliness and/or social interaction.

Thing is, she was 20 and at that age she probably wanted someone to pay attention to her...

She very likely had a guy she was sweet on in the beginning, and there's never been much showing she was some forever alone with no friends. She was simply a weird sperg in her own right, and had a loose friendship with Chris over shared interests. Plus she has an actually autistic brother iirc, so there's that too.

What's actually weird with Megan is that she would have chris buy her shit off ebay and she'd either pay him back or buy/make him something. Why not just get your own account and card and cut the middletard out?

 

[Punished Brent]

I doubt anyone wants to bring this to trial. Do you really wanna do the “autistic transbian molested their elderly mother” case?
I don’t think incest laws would actually work here and proving barb is not legally able to consent is hard. Anything short of barb calling him a rapist or forgetting her own name Chris walks.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

Michael Snyder is dead, so that won't be necessary.

Is there proof or are you parroting Chris's beliefs?

 

[ADN_VIII]

Michael Snyder is dead, so that won't be necessary.

Where's the sauce?

 

[Xarpho's Return]

The best A-log ending:
- Chris is released on group home and time served, still on probation
- Arranges a visit to the "Sonichu temple"
- Neighbor already cleared out Chris' room, everything has been thrown out
- Epic tard rage, Chris goes ballistic and commits violence
- Violent act is a probation violation, he's going to prison now
- Chris arrested at 14 BLC
- Weens film entire thing

 

[Niggerphobe]

Will the kiwis take over cwcville if he gets sent back to jail