Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Going from interesting to completely blend and uninteresting, you did well Nick, but don't forget.
We always remember.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Flash has also said that he will never go to AM ever again. He's really mad about it to the point of saying "FUCK Matsuri! FUCK EM!" repeatedly in his own stream and also saying it's just an anime flea market with nothing to do. He sounded like he's angry at the organizers too.

Vapid thots, clout chasers, youtubers, oh yeah
You can find em at the market
We talking bout Flea Market Matsuri
It's just like it's just like a mini mall

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

You may recall I pointed out this shit was stupid around this time last year.

I'm actually amused at the prospect that TUG and YF might have come to realize it.

I don't even think it's that. I think TUG and Yellowflash are so utterly uninteresting that nobody paid them any significant attention. They probably got chopped in '21 because the con owners rightly recognized that they didn't have any draw outside of leeching off of Nick and were not worth featuring as guests.
Nerdrotic/G+G/the FNT crew comes on the stage similarly in '22 as Rekieta orbiters, but with the difference that they actually have their own audience they bring to the table, albeit one that is intersects heavily with that of Rackets. This year? Their audience is likely bigger than Rekieta's after he blew his credibility, and even pre-balldo Critical's audience dwarfed that of Rekieta in terms of both size and engagement. That's not even touching on how irrelevant Meatcanyon makes him look. I'm firmly convinced that the only reason Nick hasn't been given the TUG/YF treatment is because he's friends with Vic and maybe the con owners as well.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

What's interesting about Rekieta at Matsuri this year is the other lawtubers going. Jeff aka Legal Vices avoided a typhoon to arrive from Korea. Aussie Overlawd has been there for like a week already. Steve Gosney is there, apparently he didn't get enough gay from Rackets in Vegas. Our boy in autism Kurt is down there now. I don't believe Legal Mindset has made it this year though (maybe Chase or BoA is camping it out). Attorney Tom is local, will be interesting if he shows up for a bit.

But what do any of them have to do with anime? Absolutely nothing. It was awkward last year, the few times LM streamed. I can't wait to see the shit show this year

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick's limp-wristed response to Dick's inflammatory criticism of July, a fellow FNT collaborator, was to say that he had no opinion either way on the quality of July's work because A) he never read it & B) he wasn't a consumer of comics at large.

You forgot C) Daddy Dick is always right.

Maybe that's unfair. It well very could be that Nick genuinely doesn't give a shit about comics, but I think some people are gonna suspect (with some justification) he also doesn't want to go up against Dick.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

What's interesting about Rekieta at Matsuri this year is the other lawtubers going. Jeff aka Legal Vices avoided a typhoon to arrive from Korea. Aussie Overlawd has been there for like a week already. Steve Gosney is there, apparently he didn't get enough gay from Rackets in Vegas. Our boy in autism Kurt is down there now. I don't believe Legal Mindset has made it this year though (maybe Chase or BoA is camping it out). Attorney Tom is local, will be interesting if he shows up for a bit.

But what do any of them have to do with anime? Absolutely nothing. It was awkward last year, the few times LM streamed. I can't wait to see the shit show this year

Lawtubers being there isn't going to detract from anything as long as the con isn't wasting time and resources promoting them as guests. If they have the humility to take it on the chin when the con declines to give them special treatment then what's the harm in them being there? They're just another face wandering around, albeit usually with a livestream going on and a few orbiters following them.
The real question is, what will Nick do when the con stops giving him special treatment?

 

[Chibitzen]

I honestly don't care what Mr and Mrs Rekieta do in their sex life. Whether he fucks niggers, she fucks niggers, the pair of them fuck niggers simultaneously -- if that's what they enjoy, then good luck to them.

It wouldn't have been an issue for many I suspect had it remained private business, but when the show changed and he forced these personal matters onto unsuspecting paying memberss (fuck the minority parasites who gave an actual shit) it's a major problem. Then to add to that telling an audience to fuck off after valid complaints while you insist on forcing your morals and content onto them is the epitome of contempt. There is no other way to describe it.

Why then does he continue to proclaim he simply can't understand why such negativity follows the show? He still goads and enables the current paying members to attack the older audience over criticisms he can't handle. He still attacks older audience members when they complain. KF, Elissa, Discord couldn't have caused a fraction of the damage he has. He had an unparalleled cult following building at the time and he simply won't accept he fucked it all up over a few pictures and a narcissistic high.

Even if his world truly is falling apart offline, I don't see why his fans need to be involved. Fuck off offline and sort that shit out. Stop blaming the audience if you act poorly and force utter delusions onto them under the guise of some grand new enlightened show after they just paid out and showed up un droves to protect your business from being deplatformed. Fucking ignorant.

 

[Hraf]

Why is it that it’s always the people who owe their entire livelihood to the internet that try to pretend like they’re above it all or that the internet is something they hate?

Nick uses "fun" as a codeword for "I want to do what I want and not get shamed/made fun of for it." Don't want to see nudes from leathery true crime wine aunts? Don't like sex talk? Keep bringing up R&R? Now it's no longer fun. Why don't you guys like fun?

He had an entire (hilarious) show ridiculing Jack Murphy for writing the cuck article and for his reaction to having it discovered. As Nick was making fun of Jack on Twitter prior to that show, Jack reached out and asked something along the lines of why Nick was doing this when he expressed interest in being a guest, and kept reiterating how he just wanted to go back to doing "the work." Nick understandably had no interest in this, thought this was funnier, and proceeded to incinerate Jack's reputation in front of thousands of people live on air.

Now that a fraction of that is aimed at him, all Nick can do is seethe. Like with Jack Murphy, Nick just wants to get back to "the fun." Like with Jack Murphy, nobody cares about "the fun."

While he still hasn't come out and said that he went to Hedonism II, we have the naked boardwalk photo, the trip to the general area, and the friending of the resort employees to fall back on as circumstantial evidence. He is fortunate that one of his detractors or some random guy with an audience who just thinks the situation is funny hasn't done a video dressing up as a melanated leprechaun asking why he keeps chasing after his Lucky Charms.

 

[Swole McPole]

It wouldn't have been an issue for many I suspect had it remained private business, but when the show changed and he forced these personal matters onto unsuspecting paying memberss (fuck the minority parasites who gave an actual shit) it's a major problem.

Of course. If somebody like Nick is going to carry on talking about this shit online, particularly when they've cultivated an image that's markedly different from the one that they originally displayed, people are going to point and laugh.

That's what the internet is for, isn't it?

It's what Nick himself would have done -- it's not like he responded to Jack Murphy by saying 'So what if John Goldman isn't actually the Irish giga-chad he makes himself out to be? Who cares if he packs his wife off to be pounded by younger, hotter men? Why would anyone be bothered by what the skunk-bearded fraud likes to ram up his ass for the cameras?'

Nick did nothing of the sort. He did exactly what we're doing to him. He pointed and laughed.

That's what the goddamned internet was made for. If you don't like it, you keep your private shit private.

Edit: Aghhh! Should have read @Hraf's post above. He makes the same point.

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

While he still hasn't come out and said that he went to Hedonism II, we have the naked boardwalk photo, the trip to the general area, and the friending of the resort employees to fall back on as circumstantial evidence.

Yup. And the fact that the exact hotel room he streamed from was located. https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...a-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-13625370

That's not circumstantial, that's photographic. There is zero doubt he went there.

 

[Hraf]

Why would anyone be bothered by what the skunk-bearded fraud likes to ram up his ass for the cameras?'

Oh, right, and also the porn. If only someone else we know hadn't also shared a bunch of naked/risqué photos, one of which may or may not have included a bottle somewhere a bottle shouldn't be, after saying no one should really be taking or keeping any of those.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Locals will take additional measures to rein in Still-Life.

They already banned his CC. He admitted he had to switch. He finds it hilarious.

I am really curious if someone is bothering yo report him ot not. I couldn't be arsed to do it because it is more humurous to let it be and laugh. He also lives nowhere near me.

It seems like it would be a smart business move to disavow the chief lunatic who is on his third(?) account after being banned for his threats.

He is on his 6th account.

I thpight I read something at some point where Nick told people not too long ago to hold off subscribing for Locals, since he was working with Locals staff on setting up some sort of deal.

@Himedall All-seeing Waifu is that correct?

It would be something else if it turned out that they ended up giving him the same deal they let every creator use. It might potentially give him a hint about the extent they're willing to devote developer time to keep him happy these days.

You are correct. I doubt this 2 months free is it because it is standard LOCALS fare.

Nick has a habit of trading things and dropping them pm a shorter notice than thr 3 year cycle he cites below.

Remember his more serious interviews?

Remember when he teased that he was working on something legal that people could support to 'make a difference' a few months ago? (This was after the Monty suit was filed)

Nick loses interest quickly. Being most charitable, he WANTS to do these things, but he does not seem to understand the value in consistency for forming personal habit.

More likely, he just gets bored when things are too much work. He has always appreciate thr 'grift' over the 'grind'.

I don't think he's getting another contract, but I guess we'll see.

Like I don't see the point. 5K seems like a REALLY low sub count. I think they thought it would grow from there, but that hasn't happened.

I tend to agree.

Rumble wanted him for his Superchat magic, and why Nick cannot see that is astounding. He needed to stump for Rumble and LOCALS donation functions as hard as Viva and Barnes did for LOCALS platform.

We have some DMs from DEC2022-JAN2023 boys! There's no new info in it obviously but still amusing! IIRC (huge emphasis on IIRC) PerceptionCheck is a woman who was active in Nick's discord/yt chat/twitch/what have you and was often in Nick's Live Chat Wednesday (Nick's old offering of weekly chat with people who paid for patreon for access to discord).

Below was posted out of order and I've tried my best ordering it by date without touching the pic. If it's low res, that's because it was posted like that.

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Bonus: I think this was when Nick got notified by Spectre that someone is posting gore in his discord while he was in a Twitch watch party. He went in there to check things and got met with this. This might be the moment when he thought "ah fuck, even my discord found out about my cuckery and turned on me. Time to nuke"

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It sounds like thr conversation Nick framed as 'they saw the light' was a crock.

What makes me slightly more upset is that this woman said 'I will not say anything publicly' and Nick seems to have uses that as licence to craft his own narrative around it.

She did not say 'I see the light', she said 'I thought we were friends and you valued my input. I was wrong'.. It is a difference between 'I AINT GAY NO MORE! I LOVE WOMEN', and 'YOU WERE MY BROTHER, ANAKIN!'


Unrelated note, I am hearing from people that Andrew (Thailand, formerly Korea) had a family funeral and that is why he is missing Matsuri. rip.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Anybody have the Locals post where he calls out his thread and Himedall? I'm spoon feeding Null in the Mati thread and I don't have that one.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Anybody have the Locals post where he calls out his thread and Himedall? I'm spoon feeding Null in the Mati thread and I don't have that one.

Here you are, good sir.

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Someone is "NOT MAD" at the internet.

Along with the context for his weird blowjob reference.

Nick posting to locals purely to cancel a show and seethe about someone unsubscribing. Given that he's going out of his way to publicly whine about a single person unsubscribing I have to imagine his trajectory is starting to really get to him. It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

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[AnOminous]

Branca always advocates for retreating even when not required to by law in video breakdowns, theoretical situations and personal anecdotes.

Branca is a purist. He may play Internet tough guy, but he understands IRL that the safest way to avoid jail is to leave self defense interpretations out of a jury's hands.

This is generally the most prudent take on that issue, with the obvious exception of when retreat would be futile, someone is already shooting at you, etc.

Especially in a home defense situation, I want to be in the home for practical reasons (I know the layout and the perp doesn't) and legal reasons (if I have a dead body on my property I want it unambiguously inside the house). And if I can, I'm locking the door as well, both in order to deter entry and to make a forced entry obvious.

I know it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 but having neither happen is even better, and having it so clear-cut no prosecutor in his right mind would bring the case is best of all.

And castle doctrine is generally stronger than some novel Stand Your Ground law that has yet to be tried in court often enough for there to be coherent case law on it.

I would probably even do this in Texas where you could in all likelihood just fill him full of lead on your front doorstep and have the body cleared off in time to go back to having your still-warm dinner.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Here you are, good sir.


Along with the context for his weird blowjob reference.

Thanks my nigga.

 

[AnOminous]

He hopes Elissa dies??

What an absolutely unhinged cow-out over literally just reposting DUMB SHIT HE SAID HIMSELF.

Every time I think Nick has turned into as much of a cow as he can possibly be he cranks it up to 13 and breaks off the knob.

Push comes to shove, Nick is gonna break hard for Dick.

We all know there's nothing he loves more than Dick.

Now that a fraction of that is aimed at him, all Nick can do is seethe. Like with Jack Murphy, Nick just wants to get back to "the fun." Like with Jack Murphy, nobody cares about "the fun."

Watching him seethe is our fun. What an incel prude, hating us for having fun.

 

[IRC Moron]

I know it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6 but having neither happen is even better, [Snip]

As a complete aside, I find it insane the amount of gun owners, more specifically the concealed carry crowd that do not understand that last part. The best thing you is not put yourself in that kind of situation on purpose.

Ending up in that situation because of others actions? Completely different story.

 

[Spaded Dave]

What an absolutely unhinged cow-out over literally just reposting DUMB SHIT HE SAID HIMSELF.

This rings all the more true when you consider the timing of this message. Elissa was hardly a hardcore detractor back in Dec/Jan when these messages were revealed. I hope Null includes them in his Rekieta Round Up if he does one in the next stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thanks my nigga.

The PerceptuonCheck DMs are more interesting, IMO.

Also, if he hasn't covered the weird 'too dumb to know you were being raped' first callout on LOCALS videostream he did on myself, that shit was hilarious.

MATI is always hilarious when Nock features