Esquilax
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Who has a clip of this bitch hauling around the trees? Extra points if it's the sped up version.
Please
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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I dont normally give into these requests but.. Its a classic I'll oblige you.Who has a clip of this bitch hauling around the trees? Extra points if it's the sped up version.
Please
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Sssssooooo, still not dead. How is this possible?!
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Only the good die young.
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Well, if this isn't a sign I should should continue being a degenerate!! lmao
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Did Amber really make her ramen noodles once by boiling the noodles, putting them on a plate and pouring the seasoning on top? Oh and let's not forget the uncooked dehydrated shit that comes with those packets of ramen. If you're going to eat a shit ton of salt, chemicals and processed carbohydrates, at least cook it correctly.
Watching a clip compilation and she does this. I mean, I've been watching since Becky and that's most heinous thing I've seen her do.
Watching a clip compilation and she does this. I mean, I've been watching since Becky and that's most heinous thing I've seen her do.
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Yeah, she's a "dry" gorl. She over cooks the shit out of everything and likes her ramen without liquid.
Turd Fergusson
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So, she was supposed to have her new schedule started on Monday. So, why the silence?
1. She really cannot upload due to technical issues beyond her abilities. (Unlikely)
2. She is sick from a condition totally not related to her weight. (Possible since with the departure of Jade, she is neglecting her hygiene.)
3. She is taking a well deserved break from her herculean effort of 15 days of vlogging. (Most likely).
1. She really cannot upload due to technical issues beyond her abilities. (Unlikely)
2. She is sick from a condition totally not related to her weight. (Possible since with the departure of Jade, she is neglecting her hygiene.)
3. She is taking a well deserved break from her herculean effort of 15 days of vlogging. (Most likely).
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You think they're now reviewing lolcows?
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Amber admitted that when she was a younger porcine qween she used to pour salt directly on each bite of food she's have. Her sodium content is through the roof it's no shock why her legs and arms and stomach are just swelling out of control. See to Amber if it fits in her kcals, its fine she never takes in consideration sugar/salt.
Amber loves salt way more than sugar since she can drink that diet coke shit.
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Poor Amber. She's just a Jenn looking for her Gene. By the way, where is ol' Gin-boy? Has anyone given him Ambo's contact info?
Yeah. She had posted a pic of the 2x spicy fire noodles (which you drain and then add the sauce and seasoning packets as they aren't soup), and announced that she was going to do the fire noodle challenge. Then people tune in to find out that the stupid bitch just bought regular ramyun and crunched through the dehydrated vegetables and dried soup stock. To this day I'm not sure if she did that because she's too stupid the know the difference, or because she was scared to do the fire noodles challenge and wanted to clickbait her audience.
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Amber finally uploaded (https://yewtu.be/watch?v=LCf8_FXMHk4) Synopsis with commentary - 'cuz I'm not missing a chance to dunk on Ambo, but I can't be bothered to reeeecap because it's so boring. Basically:
This video was filmed August 3rd. You can tell because she's wearing the same clothes and has the same hairstyle as her "editing-Lynn" clip from her last video before the hiatus (uploaded on Aug 3rd, but Filmed on Aug 2nd).
Lots of Jade yelling stuff out to Amber from off-camera. It's likely to get the audience to think that Jade's still living there, when in reality she probably stopped by to drop of the PO Box stuff - which is later confirmed when Ambo does a PO Box unboxing segment.
PO Box Contract ends August 31st.
Hair scrunchie sorting on camera. Then food cooking (with cute mini rice-cooker). Then mug and glass sorting. OMG CONTENT. Rarity cheekily tried to steal a scrunchie - the highlight of the entire video.
Amber struggles to get glasses out of a cupboard with a gripper-thingy, saying that "this is what happens when you're short". I disagree; this is what happens when you eat yourself to the point of maxing out the weight capacity of step ladders.
Amber's "sad" that there's not enough awareness around depression. Amber acts like a spokesperson for depression, while taking the opportunity to shit on her audience. "When Amberlynn's not brushing her hair, she's not doing good". Again, disagree; Amber is NEVER doing 'good' (she's also never doing well).
No outro.
All the rest of the video is typical bullshit Ambo vlogs. Naps, complaining about head-hunger, not sure if she should cook or order out, hair talk, food, etc. In the beginning of the video, you can clearly see the large patch of paint that's been worn off of one of the door frames (not the door frame with the missing handle). It does make me wonder what state of disrepair that apartment is in.
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Mary, your husband doesn't like watching Amberlynn. Show him Gunt. That should make a good video.
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intuitive eating is hard, awareness around depression symptoms, & getting rid of memories | vlog
RedMage
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Lmao "This thing gives me kinda... Germaphobe"
No.
It's just that you can't be bothered to wash those properly.
No.
It's just that you can't be bothered to wash those properly.
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*performative clinking of a glass around a cupboard* "I'm using this (grabber tool) because I don't want to bother Faline."
Next frame: Wipey appears and gets the glass down. A dry "Thank you." from Amber.
Wifey is fucking done with this shit at this point. Amber is panicking because she doesn't have her next carer lined up, and can't keep the old one either.
Next frame: Wipey appears and gets the glass down. A dry "Thank you." from Amber.
Wifey is fucking done with this shit at this point. Amber is panicking because she doesn't have her next carer lined up, and can't keep the old one either.
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So, are her and wiped legitimately done? I thought this was just crap to garner views.
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Jade's totally been there the whole time. Except the only time we hear mush mouth mumble off screen is when The Beast is washed and got her PO box delivered.
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I was watching OhLordyItsJordy this morning and he pointed out that she didn't have the (no food) disclaimer with her PO box address in this latest video. Is she wanting more rant fuel or is she trying to mooch groceries for free?
And normal short folk know not to put things that are used daily on high shelves. Of course if you are trying for the "look at me struggle UwU" thing or are an idiot, you put things high enough to need tools to reach.
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Is she talking about depression and hair care so people will stop coming for her over how dirty her hair is? ffs FailureLynn, clean yourself and don't act like it's someone else's problem for noticing that you suck.
Okay I just got to the part of the video where he called her out for that too. lol
Nobody loves Amber like Amber.
And normal short folk know not to put things that are used daily on high shelves. Of course if you are trying for the "look at me struggle UwU" thing or are an idiot, you put things high enough to need tools to reach.
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Is she talking about depression and hair care so people will stop coming for her over how dirty her hair is? ffs FailureLynn, clean yourself and don't act like it's someone else's problem for noticing that you suck.
Okay I just got to the part of the video where he called her out for that too. lol
Nobody loves Amber like Amber.
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I wonder if she finally clued in to the fact that if she asks people specifically not to send food, they will send food to troll her. Perhaps unlikely because ALR is not that smart. Maybe she just gave up trying to stop people from sending food. Regardless, she is going to eat all of it.
Turd Fergusson
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It seems that Amber is playing with the timeline. Karina Kaboom noted that the pineapple container had a best before date of Aug 5, 2023. There is no way that Amber would eat expired food. This had to be filmed in late July. I think that during July, Jade was moving out and, as you said, was done with Amber. Amber always seems to play the "damsel in distress", as when she had Jade give her the Ozempic jab. This goes only so far, and after 2 years, Jade is done.
She is not getting the usual messages as she did before. At 32, she is aging badly and no one wants to be a carer. Her life is on the internet, and anyone with a brain is saying "Thanks but no thanks". I think that Becky is still in the running.