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I just hope this time is a proper troll and not another fucking boring The Help.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I can't imagine anyone sane wanting to be with Amber. Even if someone thought she was cute and didn't bother googling her to realize her ugly soul, Amber is a burden. She's 32, not smart, practically immobile.
Imagine introducing her to your family and friends. "This is Amber, she... films herself doing... stuff? for youtube."
"What do we enjoy doing together? Um. We watch TV sometimes."
I mean.
Imagine introducing her to your family and friends. "This is Amber, she... films herself doing... stuff? for youtube."
"What do we enjoy doing together? Um. We watch TV sometimes."
I mean.
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It's like a mashup between a Mississippi grandma and one of the fat guys from The Sopranos.
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Did he do a video on her not too long ago? Apparently his wife follows the lore. Was that someone else?
ETA: I know I'm old and retarded but what exactly is the point of that trend? To show what true shit you really look like but how well you can hide it with makeup and filters? That's not a good thing right? Am I so out of touch...
ETA: I know I'm old and retarded but what exactly is the point of that trend? To show what true shit you really look like but how well you can hide it with makeup and filters? That's not a good thing right? Am I so out of touch...
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Radion_Godiva
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Lesbians love disabilities, a lesbian in a wheelchair is like a fag with a twelve inch dick.
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She was saying things off camera in a video you can kinda hear but ken also reiterates it for his audience. She knows old lore back to around the end of the gaycare era. I bet she at least lurks here and for sure is on the subreddits.
I believe its something thats done to show how beauty standards are false and ugly people can also "be hot".
Thats just a guess though.
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From what I know of it, makeup and beauty type influencers were showing that what you see isn’t real so the idea is to remove makeup and filters so young girls don’t all hate themselves. I think it’s a good thing if they actually are removing all the filters.
No one, not anyone, is thinking that Amber can’t possibly be that perfect so we need to see her “raw.” But damn, that’s way worse than I assumed.
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Also, we are going to see an influx of commentary people migrate to cows like Amber and Chantal. The beauty community is pretty much dead and even the champions of that community like Smokey Glow know the community is at its end as it has lost all the drama. It is so fucking bad the pilot fish of the community like Robert Welsh are literally copying past users' long-form content verbatim to try and keep their audience. Basically, all the makeup community does now is spam TikTok reviews, it's that fucking dead.
Amber is one of the safest cows on the planet, you can't really do Chris now as the story is over and content uploaders have it covered in great detail. Chantal is too dark and saturated and Shanny is too messy and finding streams is an effort, so there is only Amber really.
I don't believe she has a new wiper though and my opinion still stands until she is properly moving. She is too much of an unreliable narrator.
Amber is one of the safest cows on the planet, you can't really do Chris now as the story is over and content uploaders have it covered in great detail. Chantal is too dark and saturated and Shanny is too messy and finding streams is an effort, so there is only Amber really.
I don't believe she has a new wiper though and my opinion still stands until she is properly moving. She is too much of an unreliable narrator.
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13 days ago...
It's not surprising, but I guess Beggy is content with drybegging for now. Making videos requires too much effort... despite having 76K subs and an audience that will eat her ass to spite Amber. And despite it paying more money than the job she was complaining about.
It's convenient she kept showing up in CPs from time to time just to hint at a possible Destiny collab, fan the flames of drama with Amber and then conveninetly drop a (potential) health scare while insisting donations make her uncomfortable. Very subtle.
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No one cares Becky.
There is a way to drop the tea that has you come out on top v. Durstiny.
She had her chance.
Pre-made channel yet she still said nothing.
At least she could have set up something with Amber that had her cash in to come around every once in a while to clean her house.
She can fade off into obscurity for all I care.
Mr. Ghoul
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If I was Thumb, I'd be doing a weekly series where I answer exactly 1 question about Amber. I'd poll the audience on Monday with a list of three potentials, let them vote and answer it on Friday. With the Amber-made-horrors-beyond-all-comprehension Thumby has witnessed she's gotta have enough material to string this along for months. She could be making so much money right now with little effort.
Turd Fergusson
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I would not be surprised if Amber paid Becky to keep her trap shut. There is no way that Amber wants Becky to tell anything that would break her narrative.
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Amber is very into using money to control people but i dont think shes had hush money since the gaycare. Becky is just a dumb redneck with an oldschool sense of pride and morals. She wont say shit and she will do it for free.
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Thinking ahead is not Becky's strong suit. She's still too busy living in the past with dead nephews and Reptar tees. As much as she was Hamberlynn's caretaker so was Hamberlynn to her. Thumb Butler is not a go getter and needs a fire under her ass to do anything. Hamber was that grease fire for her during their time together. Now No Necks only does what she has to do to get her hands on more Nickelodeon snapbacks and crayons or whatever the fuck bullshit she's into. Hamberlynn was the best worst thing to happen to her and Necky's lack of motivation and a spine are holding her back from a decent payday.
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Baby, she has no morals. She had AL pimp out her dying mother for money and didnt have the balls to call amber out about the money she almost got her channel nuked for supporting, not to mention she is such a family person but yet let her mom rot so she didnt have to leave her meal ticket alone.
I also loved how Beggy used the "I always take the car for oil changes" as a reason to keep a whole ass car amber paid the car note and the insurance on with beggys broke ass, for beggy to turn right round and scam people for money to "repair" it
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