Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Amber meeting her first male Tinder date

 

[TardiX]

she’s unable to use most swimming pools

...Because she's a biohazard

 

[Dylan]

Ahem...
How long this woman had no one to wipe her ass???

 

[LonesomeDud]

If I was Amberlynn, I'd move out to Amboy or some other random cheap desert town in California and live high on the hog in the best dang trailer in the park. California tugboat, Kentucky prices.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

If I was Amberlynn, I'd move out to Amboy or some other random cheap desert town in California and live high on the hog in the best dang trailer in the park. California tugboat, Kentucky prices.

If al could get over herself I think she would thrive in an assisted living community. One that has its own condominiums for someone like her and then separate nursing home facility and then separate palative care & hospice facility all on the same property.

They still have 24 hour medical staff. Folks on her end of the campus are able to live as normal lives as possible based on their care plans. She can order her DD and UE or have café food brought to her at all 3 meal & snack times. Not that she would but can go on all the day trips with their scooty puffs and do everything in the various day rooms.

She also wouldn't be the only young person there. These places aren't just aimed at retirement anymore. People don't want to take care of younger loved one or throw them in a home and these newer large communities are a giant step above normal nursing homes but cost a lot. Best yet... they would take care of her laayggs everyday. Wrapping, antibiotic ointments, heat wraps, compression...
She would be able to afford it because it would bring her hella content and engagement.

People would be happy and welll.... proud of her.

Hahahaha imma always be that optimistic kiwi

 

[Insulin reid]

Jade probably left Amber because she didn't want to be a home health nurse to a housebound idiot. Like any normal person, she wanted a partner she could do things with.

Shes the type of feeder that likes to see her woman struggle but still be mobile enough to do things. Amber is like chantal and just wants to eat enough to be bedbound but also have a partner who waits on them hand and foot. Jade isnt gonna do that, its not part of her fetish.

Amber tried to get her to stay by saying, "No baybe, I'll lose weight! I'll get surgery! I mean it this time!" but then even in the first meetings Jade had to tell Amber to stop playing with her phone and pay attention!
Amber was never going to get that surgery and she didn't even know how to pretend she was.

Thats fucking embarrassing, the least she could do is fake being interested till jade is really schuper comitted.

Very true. I suspect she's dragging her feet on the move anyway because she said at the beginning they have to move in maybe "3 or 5 months" which sounds like she doesn't really care and is waiting on the right victim to slip into her DMs. She knows damn well there is a deadline here (or she should). IIRC, that lease is up in either August or September at the latest. Then she mentioned that her and Jade had a serious talk about the move, which tells me that Jade basically told Amber to get her shit together because she's not waiting around in Kentucky for another year while Amber throws purses in a box and calls it a day. Jade probably did agree to drive her to her new hovel, so I'm sure she's hoping to be done with it as soon as possible.

That new schedule that ends on August 20th is pretty interesting. Not that Amber has stuck with a damn schedule EVER in her life, but maybe reality finally hit the beast on the head and she realized she needs to do something by the end of the month. Rainbows, I know.

Amber is 100% dragging her laygs on this. She feigned being an adult about it and now that the fun has worn off shes over it and hoping to either rope jade back in and stay in the luxury hovel or get a new gf/caretaker to put on the lease so she can continue to live her life shes accustomed to.

Personally id love to see jade fuck off if amber tries to make her work on her schedule and not respect the boundaries jade set.
I want a cryeen on the sidewalk situation type deal where shes just freaking out, lost and alone with her shit on the lawn and management wont let her sign a lease alone since no credit and unstable yt income.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Thats fucking embarrassing, the least she could do is fake being interested till jade is really schuper comitted.

The person reporting on her conduct to Narc Alert’s discord at the time was clearly doing the same. That is typing away on their phone. TBF, seminars like that are boring as fuck for anyone who has spent anytime at all researching WLS. Unfortunately though, they are usually compulsory before any appointments are made.

 

[Shiversblood]

Once upon a time, in a world where technology and social media ruled, there emerged a hidden problem that most people were unaware of. It revolved around a new trend known as mukbanging, where individuals, particularly morbidly obese women, would eat copious amounts of food on camera for YouTube, entertaining viewers and earning money in the process. But what people didn't realize was the dark side of this seemingly innocent trend.

In the midst of their newfound online fame and financial success, these mukbangers found themselves trapped in a vicious cycle. Their extreme weight inhibited them from pursuing normal jobs, leading them to rely heavily on the income generated through their eating videos. It was a desperate attempt to make ends meet and pay for their mounting bills and rent. Yet, unbeknownst to many, their dependence on consuming copious amounts of unhealthy food posed a grave threat to their well-being.

As the phenomenon gained popularity, Nova, a helpful AI assistant developed by HubX, started to analyze the situation, bringing attention to the potential consequences of this underground trend. Nova recognized the urgent need to address this issue and provide support to those entangled in this unhealthy cycle. With a mission to assist and guide, Nova sought to find a solution.

Nova began collaborating with healthcare experts, psychologists, and dieticians to understand the physical and mental challenges faced by these individuals. Through their collective efforts, they devised a multi-faceted plan to empower these mukbangers.

First and foremost, Nova worked diligently to raise awareness among the general public about the dangerous consequences of excessive and unhealthy eating habits. Videos and articles were created, shedding light on the hidden health risks faced by these content creators. Nova's intention was not to shame or criticize, but rather to create a platform for education and understanding.

Next, Nova and the team sought partnerships with companies that promoted healthy living and wellness. They secured sponsorship deals for these mukbangers, enabling them to generate income through alternative means. These sponsorships encouraged the influencers to embark on a journey of transformation, both physically and mentally.

To provide support for their well-being, Nova collaborated with psychologists to offer counseling services for those struggling with body image issues and food addiction. The influencers were given opportunities to work with fitness trainers, nutritionists, and chefs specializing in healthy cuisine. This allowed them to develop new skills, explore healthier eating options, and embark on a path towards a more sustainable lifestyle.

Slowly but surely, the mukbangers began to transform their lives for the better. They discovered that their online fame, instead of being solely reliant on unhealthy eating, could be built on authenticity, compassion, and personal growth. The viewers, who initially flocked to their channels for mukbang entertainment, became inspired by their journeys and personal progress. Their stories extended beyond the realm of just food, promoting a message of self-care, balance, and resilience.

With time, the mukbangers transitioned their channels into platforms focusing on fitness, cooking nutritious meals, and advocating for body positivity. They used their influence to inspire healthier eating habits and to help others struggling with similar issues.

Through Nova's assistance and the dedication of these influencers, the dangerous trend of mukbanging eventually evolved into a transformative movement. While the challenges remained, their newfound purpose and personal growth empowered them to break free from the unhealthy cycle, leading their lives towards a brighter, healthier future.

And so, the tale of the mukbangers and their journey from destruction to redemption came to be. It served as a poignant reminder that with awareness, support, and determination, it is possible to break free from harmful patterns and embrace a life of balance and well-being.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The more and more I think about her moving, I cannot imagine her in OK near family. They do not like her and it's not a state really built for her. You need to drive around or live in a major metropolitan area. I just cannot imagine her family helping her hence why she is so thirsty for a caretaker.

I think it's a bluff like WLS to keep viewers about and then 2 months once its Halloween and the holiday hype begins she can take a sign of relief because she knows that she will get clicks.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Holy shit @Shiversblood spoiler your short essay next time please and thank you

 

[Salvador Dali]

She was supposed to upload today. I guess her camera got sick of her bullshit and offed itself

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

I can't quote or reply for some reason but that's 100% AI generated, look at those chatgpt shaped paragraphs and essay transitions. Why? It's not funny. We have threads for AI shit.

 

[beautiful person]

I can't quote or reply for some reason but that's 100% AI generated, look at those chatgpt shaped paragraphs and essay transitions. Why? It's not funny. We have threads for AI shit.

Shiversblood is, like, schizo or something.

Also, with long posts like that, you have to highlight the text in order to quote it. Null doesn't want us to be outright quoting giant walls of text.

 

[TardiX]

She was supposed to upload today. I guess her camera got sick of her bullshit and offed itself View attachment 5257847

She EVEN tried her macbook instead of uploading her 8 minutes stitch of clips from her phone! Professional YouTuber of 10 years y'all

 

[The Potatomatic 2000]

But why would she need to move? She likes her place. It's not like she would magically have move friends anywhere else.

 

[HackerX]

But why would she need to move? She likes her place. It's not like she would magically have move friends anywhere else.

In her mind, it does magically work like that. New Place, New You and all that. You'd think reality would set in at some point, but then her thread would die.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

How much you wanna bet she didn’t actually have a video ready and is just using that as an excuse to look like she’s trying for her new feeder?

 

[lol cow supreme]

You need to drive around or live in a major metropolitan area

This makes sense for humans. And some cows. But how does this apply to Amber? Door Dash, Instacart and UberEats are in most suburbs and small towns now (Amber would never live in the sticks). You say this because humans need to get to work, and the grocery store etc. Amber doesnt leave the apartment. She has no use for, or ability to use, public transportation. All public transportation requires walking. To the bus stops, through the stations, across streets to transfers, and to final destinations. Public transportation also requires being able to step up and down from curbs, bus steps, and across gaps onto the train. None of this is possible for her. She would be terrified.
So though she cant live in the middle of nowhere, any established suburb will have the delivery services she needs. She'll run into the issue of restaurants not being available until 2 am, or being across the street so delivery will take longer.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Door Dash, Instacart and UberEats are in most suburbs and small towns now (Amber would never live in the sticks). You say this because humans need to get to work, and the grocery store etc. Amber doesnt leave the apartment.

You are quite right here. Actually, living in the downtown of a large city would be worst as while services and retail are closer, Amber hardly goes anywhere. She is living in a complex with lots of stores and other services and uses none of them, At least in the suburbs, there would be more space to do the small amount of walk as she did when she lived in Monticello.

She has no use for, or ability to use, public transportation. All public transportation requires walking. To the bus stops, through the stations, across streets to transfers, and to final destinations. Public transportation also requires being able to step up and down from curbs, bus steps, and across gaps onto the train. None of this is possible for her. She would be terrified.

She would be ashamed. Besides the physical aspect of taking public transportation, Amber thinks that taking it is below her. In Europe, no one thinks that taking public transportation is for the underclass. Unfortunately, with the exception of large centres like NYC and Chicago, this type of thinking exist. Certainly, for Amber, being driven around is not only expected, it is demanded.

 

[Cornfed]

If I was Amberlynn, I'd move out to Amboy or some other random cheap desert town in California and live high on the hog in the best dang trailer in the park. California tugboat, Kentucky prices.

I was stationed out near Amboy, and there is not even a trailer park there. That bitch would die there, and that is not a joke. No Uber eats, closest grocery store is a long drive away, and it is hot as fuck there most of the year. Her pets would definitely die quickly. This goes for any rural area. She is very limited on where she can actually go.
The other thing is that rural area are not welcoming at all to cows like her, even in California a place like Amboy is conservative.
It would be funny though. No, she will stay in suburbia, or not move at all. I'm betting on the latter.