Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 69 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.4%

  • Total voters
    386
The PerceptuonCheck DMs are more interesting, IMO.

Also, if he hasn't covered the weird 'too dumb to know you were being raped' first callout on LOCALS videostream he did on myself, that shit was hilarious.

MATI is always hilarious when Nock features
I linked the posts in the MATI thread. The posts calling you out are linked to a different post because I couldn’t edit it like I would want on mobile.

The screenshots I posted are mostly him being histrionic and using that creative writing degree. If you want to include Perception check calling Nick out then it’s be a good idea to do it before MATI starts.
 
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More likely, he just gets bored when things are too much work. He has always appreciate thr 'grift' over the 'grind'.
It's pretty ironic that in years past he was called the "king grifter" since hes so bad it. Even basement pissing losers like QuarterPounder are better at grifting because they actually put effort into shilling their garbage instead of waiting for Alibaba drop shippers to offer sponsorships.
 
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Something very minor, but would be very funny if all of the panel shits on Nick's position in his own case.
 
While he still hasn't come out and said that he went to Hedonism II, we have the naked boardwalk photo, the trip to the general area, and the friending of the resort employees to fall back on as circumstantial evidence.
I think you're being overly generous by suggesting there's only circumstantial evidence. To my mind, the evidence on hand that he was at Hedonism II easily clears the "preponderance of evidence" standard, if not the "clear and convincing" one.

Yeah, the jokes about what might have went on with him and R&R is wild speculation on our part, but of course that's gonna happen if he keeps insisting he was never there at all. He's presented no alternative version of events other than one that is highly improbable. Things like dewrenching Kalea just fuels such speculation even further.

Him comparing himself to Vic is maddening. If Vic were as half a degenerate as Nick is, he hid it really well. Nick broadcast his degeneracy for the entire world to see. Moreover, unlike Nick, Vic actually admitted personal failings in his life. Such as the time he admitted in video disposition that he used the services of prostitutes while married to Michelle Specht.

Nick doesn't just want to be compared to Vic. He wants to be seen as infallible. A saint. Something Vic didn't even try and convince people of.
 
Him comparing himself to Vic is maddening.
This is an understatement.

Vic has gone on the record to admit his mistakes which he seems to be continuing to make. However, he doesn't make his sexual escapades public and doesn't want them to be (as seen in the Farah thing). Vic is a slut.

It seems that the few women who DIDN'T get the Italian sausage got pissy and falsely accused him of sexual assault in order to destroy his career. And they were successful. What makes it worse is that Vic was betrayed by decades-long friends who he thought he could trust.

Nick made everything public and he's being laughed at for the shit that he has put out there himself. He hasn't lost everything. He hasn't been betrayed in such a way.

The victim-complex on Nick is MASSIVE. He keeps saying that people laughing at him is ruining his business. He needs to realize the person that's destroying his brand is the one looking back at him in the mirror.
 
Nick doesn't just want to be compared to Vic. He wants to be seen as infallible. A saint. Something Vic didn't even try and convince people of.
Seriously the worst I can say about Vic is his life would have been a lot easier if he'd a) stick to the half your age plus seven rule; and b) stay the FUCK away from crazy pussy. It isn't worth it.
 
The victim-complex on Nick is MASSIVE. He keeps saying that people laughing at him is ruining his business. He needs to realize the person that's destroying his brand is the one looking back at him in the mirror.
Yeah, I can only take so many “breaded” jokes and toasts to randos that have nothing to do with legal content. I really still can’t decide if he or his fans annoyed me more and resulted in me disengaging from the content.
Seriously the worst I can say about Vic is his life would have been a lot easier if he'd a) stick to the half your age plus seven rule; and b) stay the FUCK away from crazy pussy. It isn't worth it.
C) stay the FUCK away from anime.
 
You are correct. I doubt this 2 months free is it because it is standard LOCALS fare.
Maybe. I kind of wonder whether Nick was trying to get them to add in some special deal and Locals eventually told him to go with the standard deal they've already implemented instead of whatever he was trying to get them to spend developer time to allow him to offer to people.

Yeah, the jokes about what might have went on with him and R&R is wild speculation on our part, but of course that's gonna happen if he keeps insisting he was never there at all. He's presented no alternative version of events other than one that is highly improbable. Things like dewrenching Kalea just fuels such speculation even further.
You're giving him too much credit. He didn't just present a "highly improbable" version of events. He hasn't presented an alternative version at all.

When very lightly pressed by the VTuber turkey about his most recent vacation, Nick just said he didn't disclose his vacation destination and then went on some stupid tangent about how he meets people all over the world and talks to them about all sorts of topics. I don't know if the implication was supposed to be that Nick randomly met two Hedonism II employees somewhere other than Hedonism II, but if it was, I don't think he explicitly stated it.

It would be one thing if Nick didn't care at all about what people thought about it and that's why he wasn't addressing it. Stripping Kalea of her wrench indicates he's pissed.

What an absolutely unhinged cow-out over literally just reposting DUMB SHIT HE SAID HIMSELF.

Every time I think Nick has turned into as much of a cow as he can possibly be he cranks it up to 13 and breaks off the knob.
On this Discord DM dated January 10 he said that Elissa had been propagating a narrative over the last 2 weeks.

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January 10 subtract two weeks is December 27. If we stretch that a little further to the week preceding December 27. Elissa had been uploading videos from the notorious post-Gay 90s stream under the banner of "copesplaining". She then uploaded other streamers responding to the controversy like Ralph, Claire, and Null, as well as Nick's subsequent addressing of the issues, under the "copesplaining" banner as well.

Nick had responded to the very first video of the "Copesplaining" series, which actually appears to be a clip from some stream before the infamous tank top stream (he isn't wearing the notorious tank top), with this seething message. At least he didn't say he hopes she dies.
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I guess the inference I draw from that comment would be that the "false narrative" Nick was referencing in the DM might be the idea that Rekieta was saying these things on his main show, when actually he was saying it on his Locals, which makes it totally different, I guess?

So I think ultimately what Rekieta was mad about was someone was drawing attention to the fact that he had done a totally ridiculous stream after wiping his Discord and his underwear party location getting revealed. In one way, this makes sense, because this was when he fully shed his previous reputation and finished his molting into a lolcow. But in another sense, he's totally wrong, since he did it to himself. I'm going to use this excuse to post this screenshot again.

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The annoying part is Nick isn't learning any lessons. It's obvious he doesn't even give a shit about pedophilia because he's made "I'm a pedo" jokes with Vito. Calling Montegraph a pedo was purely bullying and now his narcissism has left him unable to acknowledge his faults. It's like the creepy homoerotic High School football player who sexually assaults his weaker classmates as "hazing" and then calls them the faggots, except they're grown up and desperately pretending to be a lawyer.

It keeps looping back to "Montegraph had a crummy reputation anyways so I should be allowed to say he always raped children!" It's bully logic.
 
If he really wanted to permanently put this to bed, just show us plane tickets and or hotel receipts on that day he allegedly went to Hedo. Censor financials and family names fine, but you admitted you went to the Carribean and gave a fake name.
Revealing your location in the now far past doesn't jeopardize future trips or any meaningful dox.

At this point, it's far less damaging to say "Yeah I was at the Hyatt with my wife" versus implying you were watching your wife from inside a closet get bred by a bull in Jamaica.
 
Nick uses "fun" as a codeword for "I want to do what I want and not get shamed/made fun of for it." Don't want to see nudes from leathery true crime wine aunts? Don't like sex talk? Keep bringing up R&R? Now it's no longer fun. Why don't you guys like fun?

He had an entire (hilarious) show ridiculing Jack Murphy for writing the cuck article and for his reaction to having it discovered. As Nick was making fun of Jack on Twitter prior to that show, Jack reached out and asked something along the lines of why Nick was doing this when he expressed interest in being a guest, and kept reiterating how he just wanted to go back to doing "the work." Nick understandably had no interest in this, thought this was funnier, and proceeded to incinerate Jack's reputation in front of thousands of people live on air.

Now that a fraction of that is aimed at him, all Nick can do is seethe. Like with Jack Murphy, Nick just wants to get back to "the fun." Like with Jack Murphy, nobody cares about "the fun."

While he still hasn't come out and said that he went to Hedonism II, we have the naked boardwalk photo, the trip to the general area, and the friending of the resort employees to fall back on as circumstantial evidence. He is fortunate that one of his detractors or some random guy with an audience who just thinks the situation is funny hasn't done a video dressing up as a melanated leprechaun asking why he keeps chasing after his Lucky Charms.

Now now, let’s not get revisionist with the Jack Murphy stuff. Nick’s claim, which is the only evidence of the DMs between the two was that Jack only said “You’re looking really bad to our mutuals right now.” As a means of silencing Nick to try and make the story blow over, which was I mpossible because Jim did a stream about it and cemented Jack as a cuck forever. I don’t usually trust Nick, but I do suspect Jack probably did send that DM just knowing his shitty “I’m gonna intimidate you into submission” attitude.
 
The annoying part is Nick isn't learning any lessons. It's obvious he doesn't even give a shit about pedophilia because he's made "I'm a pedo" jokes with Vito. Calling Montegraph a pedo was purely bullying and now his narcissism has left him unable to acknowledge his faults. It's like the creepy homoerotic High School football player who sexually assaults his weaker classmates as "hazing" and then calls them the faggots, except they're grown up and desperately pretending to be a lawyer.

It keeps looping back to "Montegraph had a crummy reputation anyways so I should be allowed to say he always raped children!" It's bully logic.
Well it doesn't help Monty's case either being such a sperg but Nick really screwed the pooch on this one. And don't expect Nick to learn anything because everyone at this point knows he's a stubborn idiot. At this point it would be apt to call Nick a grifting, hypocritical, pedo cryto-faggot, just like that little weasel who is running AF. Might as well call anyone that embodies those traits a "Nick".
 
Nick's portrayal of Kayla, the pictures she posted, and how it hurt her is really dumb.

Nick makes it sound like Kayla was unfairly "bullied" off the internet for a simple error in judgement with her lewds. The devil in the details, even absent her lewds, still has her flirting with another man and Nick's chat in general on camera and going on to plan Nick's birthday at Gay 90s and then a glow party in the new year. All this and we STILL get stories from Nick about going to strip clubs with her (though it sounds like most of the time she's elsewhere) and a dubious story about a masseur.

Hedonism II clues were in the beach pic with the HedoII bench+shoreline+pose combo posted by Nick coupled with his livestream confirming the hotel room, so that's on Nick. This means that this would have likely been discovered even without Kayla's specific lewdposts.
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If posting lewds hurt Kayla, it didn't hurt her enough to prevent her from doing these kinds of things that normalize that behavior in her mind (or Nick's). Kayla was also not too traumatized to post a boudoir-shot of herself for the locals in March on her birthday (not to Nick, but for the locals). If Kayla wants to stop being "Our Wife" then she has to stop doing dumb crap like this as if she were some kind of unrepentant attention-seeking e-thot.
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Even if Kayla's thottery wasn't made public, she isn't some kind of Schrodinger's Whore. Apparently, even when unobserved directly by us, she's still an embarrassment as a professing Christian wife.
 
It seems that the few women who DIDN'T get the Italian sausage got pissy and falsely accused him of sexual assault in order to destroy his career.
That's the other thing: Unlike Vic, I don't really see any of Nick's current critics working overtime to "destroy" him.

I see people laughing at him acting like an idiot. I see people are walking away from him because they are sick of his bullshit. That's their fucking prerogative. He's not owed the loyalty, friendship, or appreciation of anyone in the online sphere.

But I don't think Nick is experiencing anybody trying to destroy him like Vic did. He seems to be doing a fine job of that himself. In trying to compare himself to Vic, he's minimizing of the sheer weight of bullshit Vic had to endure. Vic was the victim of concerted cancellation campaign designed to economical ruin him. I think Nick is better insulated than most from that anyways by being on Rumble/Locals. They seem really anti-cancellation. If he loses his contract, it'll be because of his own performance (or lack thereof).

Granted, Nick experienced people like that in the past (all the KV people trying to get his law license suspended, for example), but they were NOT his old audience, or Kiwi Farmers. He's old audience is a relatively restrained set of people who think cancellation is gay.

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I think you're being overly generous by suggesting there's only circumstantial evidence. To my mind, the evidence on hand that he was at Hedonism II easily clears the "preponderance of evidence" standard, if not the "clear and convincing" one.

Yeah, the jokes about what might have went on with him and R&R is wild speculation on our part, but of course that's gonna happen if he keeps insisting he was never there at all. He's presented no alternative version of events other than one that is highly improbable. Things like dewrenching Kalea just fuels such speculation even further.

Him comparing himself to Vic is maddening. If Vic were as half a degenerate as Nick is, he hid it really well. Nick broadcast his degeneracy for the entire world to see. Moreover, unlike Nick, Vic actually admitted personal failings in his life. Such as the time he admitted in video disposition that he used the services of prostitutes while married to Michelle Specht.

Nick doesn't just want to be compared to Vic. He wants to be seen as infallible. A saint. Something Vic didn't even try and convince people of.
Even then, if Nick actually bothered to hide it better and not be such a cow about people would still forgive him for it, but that is as likely as saying that Jack Murphy is a gigachad despite taking up the ass. The one thing that a lot of people do lack is maturity and patience and that is something Vic proved when he refused to go on the offense the way Nick wanted him to. This cuck behavior of bragging about one's degeneracy and then getting mad that people are mocking and shaming them for it is fucking retarded. One either stand by that shit or shut up.
 
We have some DMs from DEC2022-JAN2023 boys! There's no new info in it obviously but still amusing! IIRC (huge emphasis on IIRC) PerceptionCheck is a woman who was active in Nick's discord/yt chat/twitch/what have you and was often in Nick's Live Chat Wednesday (Nick's old offering of weekly chat with people who paid for patreon for access to discord).

Below was posted out of order and I've tried my best ordering it by date without touching the pic. If it's low res, that's because it was posted like that.

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Bonus: I think this was when Nick got notified by Spectre that someone is posting gore in his discord while he was in a Twitch watch party. He went in there to check things and got met with this. This might be the moment when he thought "ah fuck, even my discord found out about my cuckery and turned on me. Time to nuke"

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Nick, you insufferable gas lighting faggot. I'm ashamed for ever thinking you had a shred of honesty in you. You're just a pile of entitlement overflowing with deceit. Take your victim mentality and shove it up your asshole, I pray you realize that YOU are your biggest problem here and find Jesus. Everything you think you want is a lie to yourself. Nothing you achieve in the flesh will be enough. Anything you happen to build will crumble in your lifetime because you have no foundation.

Give me my tophats, but Nick is a lying liar who lies and it pisses me off.

Did we ever find out what camera+tripod was used? lol
 
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