Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 16.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 152 40.2%

  • Total voters
    378
Even if Kayla's thottery wasn't made public, she isn't some kind of Schrodinger's Whore. Apparently, even when unobserved directly by us, she's still an embarrassment as a professing Christian wife.
To be fair as far as YouTube "christians" go, she is doing pretty well. Not that that is a high bar.

The impression I got is that she seems to be somewhat unstable. An established matured women would not change her mind that quickly and that much due to backlash online. Wasn't she supposed to run a YouTube channel at some point?
 
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Nick, you insufferable gas lighting faggot. I'm ashamed for ever thinking you had a shred of honesty in you. You're just a pile of entitlement overflowing with deceit. Take your victim mentality and shove it up your asshole, I pray you realize that YOU are your biggest problem here and find Jesus. Everything you think you want is a lie to yourself. Nothing you achieve in the flesh will be enough. Anything you happen to build will crumble in your lifetime because you have no foundation.

Give me my tophats, but Nick is a lying liar who lies and it pisses me off.
IDK why, but I read it in ghost politics' voice.
 
As a complete aside, I find it insane the amount of gun owners, more specifically the concealed carry crowd that do not understand that last part. The best thing you is not put yourself in that kind of situation on purpose.

I've heard Branca commenting in the past on his personal streams that there's a not insignificant portion of the audience interested in self defense law that likes the idea a little too much of mostly urban legend rules giving them a hall pass to shoot people with impunity.
 
If he really wanted to permanently put this to bed, just show us plane tickets and or hotel receipts on that day he allegedly went to Hedo. Censor financials and family names fine, but you admitted you went to the Carribean and gave a fake name.
Revealing your location in the now far past doesn't jeopardize future trips or any meaningful dox.

At this point, it's far less damaging to say "Yeah I was at the Hyatt with my wife" versus implying you were watching your wife from inside a closet get bred by a bull in Jamaica.
You sound like you are mixing up vacations. There's two of them where people have speculated Nick has gone to Hedonism II.
  1. First one was in August of 2022 after Matsuri. It was confirmed Nick was going to Jamaica because he said so while extremely intoxicated on stream. At the time he said he wasn't supposed to say it, but the cat was out of the bag. Nick still ended up streaming from the room, which was eventually matched to rooms at Hedonism II months after the fact, following Nick posting pictures of them nude at a beach.

  2. Second one was in June of this year. This was the one where Nick claimed to have used a fake name. He did not say anything about where he was going other than that he went to a "beach out west". That was taken to mean somewhere like Hawaii, but Hedonism II is located in Negril, on the west coast of Jamaica, and it's possible Nick was trying to be clever and mislead without actually lying. He likes semantic games like that.

    He also didn't stream while on vacation and had a curious reason why not:
    - Nick said that he planned to stream on his vacation, but he blamed his greenscreen kit that he bought arriving after he left for not doing it.
    Nick's discussion of the vacation seemed extremely sus and it was eventually discovered that he and his wife were following Ricardo and Romaine on Instagram. Nick's following list had been scraped and posted by someone else in April 2023, months after the August 2022 trip, and R&R weren't on the list at that time.

    I hadn't even considered Hedonism II 2.0 as a possibility as I assumed that Nick wouldn't have gone back after what happened the last time.
As you note, it would be pretty easy for Nick to release censored booking records that would prove that he went somewhere else during either of those times, assuming he did. But as far as I know, Nick has not even named a resort they went to as an alternative to Hedonism II on either of those instances, let alone provide evidence to back up such an assertion.

Nick's portrayal of Kayla, the pictures she posted, and how it hurt her is really dumb.

Nick makes it sound like Kayla was unfairly "bullied" off the internet for a simple error in judgement with her lewds. The devil in the details, even absent her lewds, still has her flirting with another man and Nick's chat in general on camera and going on to plan Nick's birthday at Gay 90s and then a glow party in the new year. All this and we STILL get stories from Nick about going to strip clubs with her (though it sounds like most of the time she's elsewhere) and a dubious story about a masseur.
Also elided from Nick's description of how people started mocking Kayla for no reason at all is found in one of your posts, where Kayla (responding to a message from Art suggesting she send lewds with emojis pasted over the nipple area): "I would, but they would still probably end up on kiwi farms with all kinds of crap about Nick's "conservative" wife." According to your post, that was posted in November.

They knew that posting lewds of themselves was out of line with the image they had portrayed, that this would lead to criticism on this thread and elsewhere, and they did it anyway.

From the leaked DMs from January: "I changed slowly over 4 years, more rapidly over the last year."

Wasn't Nick's line during the winter was that he hadn't changed, he's always been a degenerate, and if you're a prude who thought he gave a certain image you were actually projecting your beliefs onto him? I guess privately he was able to drop that pretense. Funny, that.

That's the other thing: Unlike Vic, I don't really see any of Nick's current critics working overtime to "destroy" him.

I see people laughing at him acting like an idiot. I see people are walking away from him because they are sick of his bullshit. That's their fucking prerogative. He's not owed the loyalty, friendship, or appreciation of anyone in the online sphere.
What's weird is the victim mentality. What is happening with the Rekietas is "flat out fucking bullying"? What does that make what Rekieta did with iDubbbz or Jack Murphy then? It's literally just taking what professional content creators choose to post about themselves on the Internet and commentating on it.
 
He's about stagnant on LOCALS numbers when not during a show: 20 - 50 people with maybe 6-7 active at peak.

There is NO added value to LOCALS outside the chat value that certain people have, and the ramen and hot tub streams. What is the draw supposed to be for new people?
Well, Nick promised to make that Locals thing the best fiver you could possible spend on entertainment for money and when has he ever lied or not followed through with anything? Not like there's a list as long as my arm of things he hasn't stuck with or even gotten out.

I swear, not done as promised by Rekieta is as long a list as the killed by Google one.
 
This was snapped on the Anime Matsuri app on July 26th (Opening Day is today) and I didn't think much of it since everything was in flux:
Just to circle back on this, Gator has posted pictures from Matsuri showing Rekieta and Camelot were on a "Friday Night Tights" panel (which was mentioned as being on the schedule in the quoted post).

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This tweet suggests the YouTuber panel was rolled into the Friday Night Tights panel this year, which would mean that the "Nick Rekieta and the Youtubers Panel" present on the Anime Matsuri app back in July was indeed cancelled.

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The whole spiel about "open internet" he gives sounds like he's malding so hard his brain is just shooting up buzzwords.

Nigger, you're getting made fun of because the internet is "open", you're the faggot who wants a "closed" internet that has to ask for your permission on triplicate archived forms to make fun of the fact that Monty's inevitable lawsuit win is going to be the second time you get bent over and your hole is violently stretched.


if I know my lolcows, the next claim he'll make is that the entire thread is Kalea alts except the account named Kalea, that one is actually Monty.
It's like a retarded reverse Spartacus in that we're all accused of being Spartacus but only one of us might be. Think the coomerism has gotten in his brain too hard. I hear they make meds for that, though. 🤔
 
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I think you're being overly generous by suggesting there's only circumstantial evidence. To my mind, the evidence on hand that he was at Hedonism II easily clears the "preponderance of evidence" standard, if not the "clear and convincing" one.
I didn't know that his hotel room had been found. Now I see why he's never going to stream from one of these places ever again.
Now now, let’s not get revisionist with the Jack Murphy stuff. Nick’s claim, which is the only evidence of the DMs between the two was that Jack only said “You’re looking really bad to our mutuals right now.” As a means of silencing Nick to try and make the story blow over, which was I mpossible because Jim did a stream about it and cemented Jack as a cuck forever. I don’t usually trust Nick, but I do suspect Jack probably did send that DM just knowing his shitty “I’m gonna intimidate you into submission” attitude.
My recollection is that he first came to Nick's attention over his interview where he mentioned his children's sports/schooling mandating the COVID vaccine, and Nick tentatively wanted to talk to him about the situation. I don't know how far those talks went before the cuckening, but it was likely through that open channel that Jack thought he had ground and could persuade him to stop. This is beside the main point where I just wanted to say that Nick is no stranger to incendiary ridicule, yet does not want to be shamed in the slightest over his own choices.
 
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I didn't know that his hotel room had been found. Now I see why he's never going to stream from one of these places ever again.

My recollection is that he first came to Nick's attention over his interview where he mentioned his children's sports/schooling mandating the COVID vaccine, and Nick tentatively wanted to talk to him about the situation. I don't know how far those talks went before the cuckening, but it was likely through that open channel that Jack thought he had ground and could persuade him to stop. This is beside the main point where I just wanted to say that Nick is no stranger to incendiary ridicule, yet does not want to be shamed in the slightest over his own choices.
Well yeah. Nick is a massive hypocrit. It’s all fair game until it’s turned around back at him
 
What's weird is the victim mentality. What is happening with the Rekietas is "flat out fucking bullying"? What does that make what Rekieta did with iDubbbz or Jack Murphy then? It's literally just taking what professional content creators choose to post about themselves on the Internet and commentating on it.
There's that, but what he did with Murphy doesn't bother me much. Except insofar as it clearly shows he can give criticism, but not take it. Murphy is a big guy, and IIRC, a lot of Nick's criticism of Jack was perfectly valid.

No, what bothers me, the more I think about it, is that it seems like he intentionally and publicly told a very VERY vicious lie about a guy who is quite probably mentally ill, and has already been hounded by trolls and people making up shit about him for years. He did this with the thought that he wouldn't do anything about it, or provide another impotent response (i.e. suing pro se and fucking that up, again). Then after Monty actually lawyered up, Nick bragged about how it would be lucrative content for his show, how he'd continue to shit on Monty, and how he wasn't going to retract anything because he has more money than God.

It doesn't sit right with me. That seems more like bullying than anything else Nick has ever done. Much as the case with Elissa and Claire, he seems to get off on punching down. Can you even imagine how Nick would respond if a bigger personality started going in on him?

Fortunately, karma is a thing and I don't think this is playing out quite the way he expected.

I know Monty did all those stupid egg and sausage memes, so he's not an angel, but... who fucking cares? Did anybody really gave a shit? Why would Nick care? Shouldn't he be above that? Monty is just some crazy old guy. They had negligible impact on Rekieta. He could have just ignored all this. Nick's fading star is because of his own observable degenerate behavior. Not anything Monty said about Nick.

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I don't really see any of Nick's current critics working overtime to "destroy" him.
Hydro_PX and Twitter is Cancer (the clown guy that got banned) seem to be the most extreme critics. Whether they're out to 'destroy' him I guess depends on how you look at it.

Hydro randomly commenting about Nicks potential dick slip from his hot tub stream under Viva's tweets can be seen as trying start something. TiC just overall seemed to be too angry sometimes, but he contacted the Give Send Go at one point, I think trying to take it down. Other than that I don't remember anything from this thread that was more than just mocking him.
 
he seems to get off on punching down.
No offense to you but I hate this term so fucking much. Who cares who is punching what direction it’s the fucking internet. You put yourself out there you’re going to get made fun of if you do something retarded enough that “big” names start making fun of you then you probably shouldn’t have done that. Punching down is another one of those terms that shuts down discussion of things. It’s a thought terminating cliche.
 
This tweet suggests the YouTuber panel was rolled into the Friday Night Tights panel this year, which would mean that the "Nick Rekieta and the Youtubers Panel" present on the Anime Matsuri app back in July was indeed cancelled.

Kurt posted a YT video from AM and a completely abandoned YT Rekieta Law corner about an hour ago.

Roll call

- Uncivil Law
- Legal Vices (steaks with Kurt Thurs)
- Aussie Overlaw'd (steaks with Kurt Thurs)
- Our Wife
- Drex
- Nate Brody (MIA, possibly arriving Sat)
- Coomalot
- Chrissie Mayr
 
The Youtube area at AM was very much not busy throughout the day. A walk up and chat would've been cake for congoers. I did see Kurt and LV (Edit: Can add Aussie and Drex to the list for those at the table from what I was told). Saturday will probably be busier, but I somehow doubt it'll be as busy as last year's when there were known faces.

Last year, they had the tables wrapped around into a semi-closed in area. It was harder to form a long queue without zigzagging. This setup has a huge corner, so would've been more accommodating for crowds.

Featured Tables:

-Cecil Says
-Chrissie Mayer
-Nerdrotic
-The Critical Drinker (no show)
-Rekieta Law
-Fucking Camelot
-Dman1954

Last year they had graphics with their proper portraits on them and printed names. This year the panel art looks a bit more like a rush job.

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MeatCanyon on the other hand... a healthy Friday line for the amount of people that showed today.
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