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everyone thinks THEIR idea is the best, and theyre gonna be 'the guy'
none of them seem to be capable of learning and observing patterns
>"hm yes that guy who ordered a pepperoni pizza to Chris' house was mocked.... but he didnt try ordering an OLIVE PIZZA!! aha!"
You could get away with stuff like that during the classic era and I don't blame people for missing it because we all do but it's over. Chris stopped being funny after he trooned out which honestly was a travesty. Imagine if Chris never trooned out or was groomed into believing the dimensional merge, he was at his zenith when he "identified" as a biological male all that shit was supplanted in his head by someone and whoever they are I hope they wind up with Judas in satan's maw. Chris used to be charming now he's just sad pathetic really a parody of a parody bob was the pillar that held him from the brink.
 
you wouldn't believe how many people I've talked down from interacting with Chris. I would tell them the same thing every single time, you don't want to meet Chris you don't want to interact with Chris it can absolutely ruin your life
I've only been reading about the cows for a few months and I can say with out a doubt the I have no desire to personally interact with any of these cows for any reason. I'm perfectly happy to read and comment about them on the farm. As for meeting them in the wild? Let some other dumb ass fuck that goat.
 
I've only been reading about the cows for a few months and I can say with out a doubt the I have no desire to personally interact with any of these cows for any reason. I'm perfectly happy to read and comment about them on the farm. As for meeting them in the wild? Let some other dumb ass fuck that goat.
The fact that you're here and not going through faggots like gibi means you at least have common sense. If you can't at least read the cwcki then you probably shouldn't be involved I hate to sound pretentious but at this point a level of gate keeping is required. When normies find lolcows it becomes a feeding frenzy. I don't give a fuck about what people say about the farms we do not delight in the suffering of others (usually) if you do half of what the cyraxx people do on here you would be a pariah. Normies are psychotic just look at what's going on with cyraxx they just want to see him lit on fire honestly Chris is lucky he's not Chance at this point.
 
Actually, to what extent is this true in Virginia? I've looked around but haven't been able to find any solid information on the limits of what can be done with a deferred deposition in Virginia.

Certainly a diversion program isn't a blank check for indefinite government monitoring (even if nominally consensual)?
I was describing diversion/deferral programs in general. I don't know if, or if so, to what extent, the limits of a voluntary agreement have been litigated.

Standard 2.2(1[) of the ABA's statement on diversion programs states that a diversion program should ensure that "its duration is reasonable in light of its objectives, the severity of the alleged underlying conduct, and the participant’s needs."

In general, it's not been found that permanent restrictions/impacts of a conviction are unconstitutional (sex offender registration, loss of voting rights for felons, permanent record of conviction) are unconstitutional, though individual states have rolled back some (voting rights in particular can be, and in some cases may automatically be, reinstated). But diversion/deferral situations are obviously not post-conviction, so that's a different scenario.

But I think I misspoke (bigly) before: once the program is fully completed, there should be no more conditions, as the person is not convicted of/prosecutable for anything related to the previous charges. So if that is what happened here (program completion) and there are no more potential charges, there shouldn't be restrictions. You might have to do x or y for a period of time, but typically there aren't grab-backs once you meet the requirements.

However, in Chris's case, it could be that making certain living arrangements available to him post-program is incidental to the whole situation - meaning, staying in a supervised situation indefinitely wouldn't be a requirement, but "while we're at it, this person needs help/isn't capable of living independently, so let's also find a place for him that could be permanent after any deferral-related requirements, if he chooses." That's what I meant by the longterm outcome here possibly being a more holistic solution for "what to do about Chris."
The fact that the tard is getting away with a crime that would put any of us away for the rest of our lives, as it should. Doing two years in jail where he should be in maximum security, where some of the other inmates would have long ago shanked his ass. In Chris's case, that might be a win.
Incest with a parent would not put anyone "away for life," nor in a maximum security facility. Incest with a parent is a Class 5 felony in Virginia. Class 5s are considered "wobblers" - can be prosecuted as either a felony or misdemeanor. A Class 5 felony conviction can result in incarceration of 1-10 years (if convicted of it as a felony), or up to 12 months plus a $2500 fine (if convicted of it as a misdemeanor). Chris spent at least 12 months in jail and another period of time supervised. What he has spent within the system is above the minimum for either a felony or misdemeanor conviction for a Class 5.
 
Reddit is now saying he deleted his Pokémon Go account. Link because I can't upload pictures:
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A good point is users can change the code and unfriend people, essentially hiding away as needed until they share the code again. I do not believe for a second he'd delete, he enjoys it too much.
Switch Online account can also no longer be found by those sending requests, but you can effectively disable people's ability to send requests. Chris might be locking down at the urging of another party.
 
I'm surprised that he hasn't posted anything on twitter if he's free and has internet access. His ego requires narcissistic supply from his "one billion fans all over the world"
Is a switch capable of accessing Twitter?

Either

A. He's been told to stay off Twitter and is actually doing what people tell hi. For once in his life
B. The homes wifi is set to block that site
C. He forgot the password and for some reason isn't making a new account.
 
So Chris was her type, she was playing hard to get
Chris is nobody's type, there's no way anyone would want to date someone like Chris let alone marry him. Or give birth to Crystal, God forbid.
You'd think they'd know by now that were not going to roll out the red carpet for them if anything they're just going to wind up doxed. Personally I blame people like Geno Samuel for attracting to many normies who think they can be apart of "Christory" by forcefully inserting themselves into Chris's life. I used to be a mod on a Facebook group that covered lolcows several year's ago and even interacted with Jacob Sockness before I even knew who he was (he thought he could get in contact with Chris through the group he was that retarded) and you wouldn't believe how many people I've talked down from interacting with Chris. I would tell them the same thing every single time, you don't want to meet Chris you don't want to interact with Chris it can absolutely ruin your life most of the people I've had to tell this to were teenage girls for some fucking reason.
What? You mean that sending him images of Rosechu getting violated while Sonichu being tied up and forced to watch won't get Chris to acknowledge my existence? Blasphemy!

Or maybe I'll just send him a $500 gift card to find out that he likes McDonald's. Yeah someone actually did that.
Hillary is that you?
Yeah no wonder she never became president. Pokemon Go stopped being cool like, what, three months after it came out?
 
Is a switch capable of accessing Twitter?

Either

A. He's been told to stay off Twitter and is actually doing what people tell hi. For once in his life
B. The homes wifi is set to block that site
C. He forgot the password and for some reason isn't making a new account.
It has connectivity options for that and Facebook, but exclusively to upload screenshots with captions. There are exploits to access the web but while it's simple, I think Chris is too stupid to navigate it.

He did have account compromises awhile back. But him locking out new friend requests on Switch and changing his Pokémon Go user says a lot. I think theres some sort of (well-intentioned? Legal case adjacent?) influence he is listening to. For now.
 
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Chris might be locking down at the urging of another party.

Is it heilburg or the home telling him to stay off even his switch now? Either way I'm amazed he's listening and doing what he's told. Though I don't know if Chris is heilburgs problem anymore he probably will be once the case is fully settled and Chris is officially cleared of all charges..
 
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