In layman's Terms he served 2 years or at least the one for a minimum misdemeanor charge he faced at the start of this debacle. And the system is settling on releasing him to assisted living.
as far as i know, you dont actually NEED mobile service to play that game, just an internet connection
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This is by far the best outcome for Chris. It honestly feels like he was rewarded for his crime rather than punished.
Really wish Pointless Sperg would come back for this, he was great at explaining all the legal shit to retarded illiterates like me.
The fact that the tard is getting away with a crime that would put any of us away for the rest of our lives, as it should. Doing two years in jail where he should be in maximum security, where some of the other inmates would have long ago shanked his ass. In Chris's case, that might be a win.
Chris' crime is still just Incest, right? They never managed to dig at Barb enough to figure out if it was rape or assault, so really he's only getting accused of naughty business with his mom
If this is the case. I just looked up the penalty for incest in Virginia. Since Snorlax is over 18, well over, the penalty is only 1 to 10 years, plus a fine of up to 2500 shekels. The judge might have found him guilty and let him go on time served since he was in lockup for 2 years.
Even if he went to prison, he would have been put in solitary precisely to keep Bubba or Tyrone from testing their shivs on him, so it would not have been as bad as it would be for somebody in genpop.
Exactly
What is the big island that the town's named after anyway? Is it just a big rock that's so heavy that Virginia's sex offenders couldn't pull it out of the river even when they worked together?
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Actually, to what extent is this true in Virginia? I've looked around but haven't been able to find any solid information on the limits of what can be done with a deferred deposition in Virginia.
In the criminal space, without a conviction (unless we're talking insanity pre-trial or something), you can't be held without consent indefinitely.
No she didn't get married to that guy.
Weens need to Pokemon Go...to the prisons.
Yeah I know Chris is a dang dirty autistic pervert but it's bewildering how far people will go to fuck with a 41 year old sperg with no future. Then again the so-called "authorities" are probably stupid enough to fall for fabricated evidence put forth by a retarded teenager.
You'd think they'd know by now that were not going to roll out the red carpet for them if anything they're just going to wind up doxed. Personally I blame people like Geno Samuel for attracting to many normies who think they can be apart of "Christory" by forcefully inserting themselves into Chris's life. I used to be a mod on a Facebook group that covered lolcows several year's ago and even interacted with Jacob Sockness before I even knew who he was (he thought he could get in contact with Chris through the group he was that retarded) and you wouldn't believe how many people I've talked down from interacting with Chris. I would tell them the same thing every single time, you don't want to meet Chris you don't want to interact with Chris it can absolutely ruin your life most of the people I've had to tell this to were teenage girls for some fucking reason.
everyone thinks THEIR idea is the best, and theyre gonna be 'the guy'
No, if I'm understanding it correctly the time limit is based upon the charge he pleads to, kind of like if someone is sentenced to probation in lieu of jail time. However, you can be on probation longer than the corresponding jail sentences - sometimes people just bite the bullet and serve the time in jail rather than go through probation and end up in jail anyways.
