Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[fake farts]

Since this is the designated Man Dunking thread I might as well share the short but amusing story of when an Oompa Loompa pajeet (or pajeet equivalent, I actually think he might have been Persian.) tried hitting on me and coercing me to follow him while I was on my way to buy some necessities. He walked right into my path. He approached with a sort of snaggletooth grin that showed all five of his rotting yellowed teeth. He was at least 5'3" or shorter. He thought I was some sort of retard. He asked me to "come with him" and when I naturally told him to shove the fuck off he put on this strange confused face, like he suddenly couldn't understand basic English.

"S-So you won't come with me? Please come with me."

He was behaving like this in full view of the people walking by. I told him that he was a complete stranger, that I would not be coming with him, and went on my way. He kept calling after me, but eventually dropped it.

One oompa loompa that will thankfully never lead me to the chocolate factory!

I had a Mexican man do this to me once in a Walmart, following me, speaking Spanish. I told him I didn't understand and kept walking. He gave up. It's true this is more common with the non-whites, though white moids can be disgusting too.

Stores like Walmart or where I work tend to bring out the most disgusting of non-white men. I've outright said this to a white co-worker who has a halfblack half white husband. After she stopped laughing at my "certain demographics" observation, she agreed. I had one groid follow me from self-check out to the bathroom at Walmart, going on and on about "Hey baby, you so beautiful, you single, c'mon, we'd make beautiful babies". Fucking vomit inducing. Thank god he bounced when I went into the bathroom.

Once, at a park in the city, I had two mystery meat brown men follow me on my walk. I dipped into the restroom that time as well. These creepy fucks ACTUALLY WAITED OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM and resumed following me. Thankfully, they broke off and went to their car as we reached the front of the path.

In a display of shitskin and cumskin moid solidarity, I had two customers start in on the myth of men aging better at work. I had to card the groid, he looked to be 30 or so, absolutely not 21. It's my job. I've carded 85 year olds before. He made some comment about hoe he "feels bad" for women how "women put all that work in" and don't get carded or some shit. Then the balding middle aged white guy goes "Plus they don't age as well!" I immediately began to say "You sure about that? Some men start balding in high school." I stopped before the balding part when I looked up at the bald moid. He had the moid grace to at least laugh, and go "True, some don't!" I wish I had made the bald crack.

Also, since we discussed autism and all, I hate the way moid tardlings are coddled. Just because your y chromlet has the IQ of a potato doesn't mean he isn't a disgusting rapeape. I have a somewhat regular black downie who is always in with his handlers. Never had much problem with him before, but this last time, he sits there, leans on my register, and stares at me. One of his groid relatives, a woman, goes, "Look at him, staring at her." A non-retarded handler would have seen I was uncomfortable and would have swatted at their shitting potato to stop being a creep, but one thing I've learned, even with my moid hate, black women in customer service are no doubt the most entitled.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Wouldn't you like to know I'm a critter sitter

I do agree that depression is part of most single men's issues however none of them will admit it sooo00OoOoo00ooo

For the record I don't  hate men. I have brothers and grew up with the realization that their brains generally just operate differently. Not in a trad "men r alphas" way but in my experiences the wiring is just different. Male socialization also plays a huge role, you can always tell who grew up with sisters or a super present mother vs single dads/lots of brothers. Not that a single father can't raise a decent man, but there is an emotional component they shy away from.

As humans men and women are equal, but there are a lot of differences between how the sexes operate and I don't think its a bad thing to acknowledge that.

I was close! Critter sitting probably falls under some version of care provider.

With depression, most men in general won't admit it to a woman, you rarely will see men talk about it (in my experience at least) outside of when it comes up with other men, but as we get older talking about it at all is rare. I can't really tell you the last time a woman has shown any interest in my mental health, I know dudes will, they got my back in that department. Though even if a woman thinks I'm gay, she will only talk to me in the events that it benefits her, usually they want a cheap compliment or someone to tell them that it's going to be fine. My male friends will hit me up out of blue to check in on me, and the same sentiment is echoed with the men I know. Most of the men I know have a general feeling that women don't want to hear it. For context, the last two relationships I had ended because they couldn't deal with my depressive moods. "Hey anon, you're really great, but you're too sad so i think it's over" is pretty accurate for me at least. One friend just got dumped a few weeks ago (after dating for a year and a half) due to the very same thing. It doesn't give us "value" to be honest about depression or loneliness. I heard one woman describe a lonely man as a desperate man, and we both know how women either will use desperation to benefit, or avoid it like their afraid they'll catch something.

I agree with you on the second point. I know growing up with sisters made my world a lot easier, and while it takes more work as a brother to grow along with them. The bond we have is something quite beautiful, and I would say a lot of my aptitude with talking to women IRL (whether it be comfort, holding good conversation, etc.) comes from my relationship with my sisters. Men who grow up without sisters are unfortunately stilted emotionally, and they tend not to listen all that well. It's... sub-optimal.

No issue at all acknowledging it. I think it can be healthy, though I find most people who start the conversation about the differences, typically lack much experience in the opposite sex, and those that seek out those conversations actively are not much better. I first posted on this thread was because it's funny, and it reeks of bait-posting, though it seems like actual conversation is happening so it wasn't all for not.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I don't suck women's dicks either that's gay.

Maybe I missed some context with Genokyan & you? Definitely possible. Also possible I ruined your joke. Sorries if so!

get off our man-hate thread, faggot

 

[Lidl Drip]

>man sees thread for women full of women talking to each other
>Ah yes this is the perfect place for me to trauma dump
>Maybe a nice lady will want to be my therapist?



There is a difference between "in sickness and in health" and entering into a relationship as a depressed sack of shit that expects the woman to fix him and act as his personal therapist. Yeh no shit no woman wants to sign up for that job. If only men went to therapy instead of constantly putting this burden on women. Women have jobs now, we got no time to do your emotional labour unless you pay us. Deal with it.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Also, since we discussed autism and all, I hate the way moid tardlings are coddled. Just because your y chromlet has the IQ of a potato doesn't mean he isn't a disgusting rapeape.

The shit special needs men can get away with is fucking abhorrent. Low development does not equal zero morals.

 

[Dyn]

With depression, most men in general won't admit it to a woman, you rarely will see men talk about it (in my experience at least) outside of when it comes up with other men

That's absolute bullshit, men always seek out women to vent all their crybaby bullshit on, usually women they barely know, because women are socially conditioned to perform unpaid emotional labour and men are socially conditioned to laugh in our face and call us faggots. It really doesn't help your case that you're trauma dumping right now to a bunch of misandrists in a misandry thread about how all your ex girlfriends left you because you wouldn't stop being a faggot crybaby around them.

Like, holy shit, you clearly know how futile and self-defeating it is to go to other men with emotional problems that you'd rather take them to a thread full of angry bitches who openly hate us, in a thread dedicated to openly hating us. That's how pathetic we are at dealing with emotions, and you're somehow claiming we aren't?

If you're depressed go to a therapist.

 

[Lidl Drip]

In my first year in college the smartest guy in one of my classes asked me to form a study group and ofc I agreed (mistake #1). He said we can do it at his place and I asked if he is going to invite other people and he said "of course!" And I tried to invite some people as well. On the day I went there (mistake #2) nobody but me showed up, of course. He lived with his mom and invited me into a room full of anime posters. I sat in his crusty gamer chair and he laid down on his bed and started telling me his entire life story. All the people who died in his life and made him very sad and how no girl wants to be his girlfriend. I sat there thinking "oh shit how tf do I get out of this without being murdered" so I just played along and was his therapist. He showed me an episode of his favorite anime as well. I made some excuse of why I had to leave early and then tried to avoid him as best as I could. A couple of weeks later I went out on a date with some guy and he found out about it and angrily texted me that I was a whore.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

yes. I do not believe male homosexuality is natural, it's only brought on via molestation or porn addiction.
I would tell these men to at least try pussy, but their std rates are already high enough and I don't want any actual women getting hurt.

That's actually the point, the enlightened jews that rule over us invented "male homosexuality" and porn in order to have society naturally filter through perverts and trannies. This was done such that they could contain diseases and stopped being blamed for it.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Are you shiksas still going

LMAO the levels of MATI and fragile femininity
Come argue in the Mass Debates without janny protections, if you yentas think are equal wink wink

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I hate anime. I refuse to have a "John"

 

[Gollum Grindset]

You want stories about dumb things men did?

So you want stories about your mother?

 

[Randomrando]

If you're depressed go to a therapist.

He can't, most therapists are women and women don't care about men's emotions, plus finding a male therapist would be gay

I think part of the problem is men think therapy won't work for them because they think all of their emotions are astronomically complex and novel. Years ago I had a male friend who landed himself in the funny bin for a few days, he actually did come out of it a changed man because nothing he said to the therapist shocked them. He just assumed that he was all alone in his emotional hell, that the therapist would gasp at his pain and lament his sadness, the realization that other people could feel depressed or anxious briefly broke his mind. (Yes, part of depression is feeling alone and isolated from others but I tend to notice men are far more convinced than women are that their feelings are totally unique)

There is a difference between "in sickness and in health" and entering into a relationship as a depressed sack of shit that expects the woman to fix him and act as his personal therapist.

Because for women depression is an internal issue we must mask and "mind over matter" while men are allowed to spend all day sulking because "aww big man sad "

Spoiler: PL

Once, during a spell of bad depression I called in a few sick days for work because the idea of acting like a human was overwhelming. I was scoffed at and told to get it together, this doesnt fly in the "real world" (???), that I can't let my personal feelings impede my performance. Another (depressed) female coworker was told to just work through her crying (and she awkwardly did). My male depressed coworker though was free to just not turn up or spend his entire shift crying in the bathroom, once his mom actually came and hung out with him while he cried. Dude was like 19/20. Inb4 "maybe he had other issues" nope. I worked in the office and my nosy ass found his info, no special accommodations or anything that would suggest mental impairment. When he wasn't crying or sulking in the corner he was a normal dude, he'd just been so heavily coddled that his little world had to stop everytime he felt an emotion. The rest of us (women) had to get back to work.

 

[Lidl Drip]

men are allowed to spend all day sulking because "aww big man sad "

Lol, don't you know how much men suffer by not having a supermodel attached to their dick 24/7? It's so rough! Seriously, I see men constantly whining about how much worse male depression is because they have nobody to talk to while "society coddles females with depression" aka these memes:



Of course men don't understand that women who have an emotional support network work HARD to build and maintain it. Men can have this too, but it would require them to actually put effort into their relationships and not call each other fags. Women work hard to maintain friendships, call each other, remember birthdays, pick out personalized presents, check in on each other and listen to each other. That has nothing to do with "society" being nicer to women and everything to do with men being too lazy to build up their own support structures and expecting this shit to appear out of nowhere for them.

There are still many women who also don't have support and who are alone. Sure, they can probably get a random guy to listen to their problems, but what are the chances going to be that guy is only doing it to get sex and not because he genuinely cares and wants to be supportive? Yeah.

 

[Dyn]

no special accommodations or anything

Uh, excuse you, but us men earned the privilege of workplaces taking it very, very seriously when we're depressed.

It sucks that nobody cares that you're having a cry, but if a few of you got off your asses and highscored the mailroom with an AR-15 every now and then, maybe HR would take your feelings as seriously as they take ours.

 

[Android raptor]

Why do so many men catcall/sexually harass children, it's basically a universal experience for women that they first were catcalled as children. Certain men also get really butthurt and deny its something that happens when you bring it up.

I've even seen some women talking about how they got catcalled the most as minors. Fucking nasty.

 

[Relinquish]

@Lidl Drip and @Dyn be like

 

[Dyn]

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LMAO the levels of MATI and fragile femininity
Come argue in the Mass Debates without janny protections, if you yentas think are equal wink wink

I did, people shut down and called it "bait" and refused to engage as soon as they realised I wasn't going to talk about the wage gap and manspreading and give them easy dunkers like they saw in Sargon of Akkad videos from 2016.

 

[Randomrando]

remember birthdays, pick out personalized presents, check in on each other

This is what I mean by men being wired differently, these things don't even pop into their mind as an option unless we explicitly tell them. I don't even think it's malicious, like their brain honestly just doesn't cross that bridge.

A birthday is a day, a present is an object, a conversation is words, men's brains don't automatically add any emotional attachment to them until we ask/tell them to. A birthday is special because it's celebrating someone you care for, a gift is special because it's to bring someone else happiness, and checking in is important because it's how you maintain closeness (I went though everything for the sake of any men reading along, fellas this is the bare minimum your lady wants.)

highscored the mailroom with an AR-15 every now and then

But guns r heavy and our wrists r weak

 

[Lidl Drip]

@Lidl Drip and @Dyn be like

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>Anime

 

[thegooddoctor]

Thats right. If you never shower, you will soon end up with a model. If you never change your underwear, she will be a supermodel. Good luck on your journey Romeo.

If my Girlfriends an eproctophiliac it’s all easy breezy until someone lets it all out.

 

[Lidl Drip]

But guns r heavy and our wrists r weak

Part of why I want to get totally ripped, so I can be better at shooting big guns.