Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

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But guns r heavy and our wrists r weak :(
You thought we were just pornsick coomers, wasting our lives away in the filth and loneliness of our mother's basements ; little did you know we were simply showing the world that our heroic, masculine overworked wrist muscles can easily handle the recoil of a gas-operated 5.56mm, and the world lowered it's eyes first and it said "You can have all the mental health days you need, Sir".
 
Are you shiksas still going
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LMAO the levels of MATI and fragile femininity
Come argue in the Mass Debates without janny protections, if you yentas think are equal wink wink
I do and we all know what happens when I post in the Thunderdome (mass triggering of resident /pol/cels).
 
Men are funny. They'll do/say things because they think it's hilarious, rather than aim to make someone else laugh — that's why so many of them enjoy antagonizing people in real life and especially on the Internet. I like their brand of humor more so than other women's. It comes from a desire to amuse himself first and foremost. It's based as hell.

You can't tell me watching two dudes dryly banter with one another isn't more entertaining than most SNL skits.
 
Men are funny. They'll do/say things because they think it's hilarious, rather than aim to make someone else laugh — that's why so many of them enjoy antagonizing people in real life and especially on the Internet. I like their brand of humor more so than other women's. It comes from a desire to amuse himself first and foremost. It's based as hell.

You can't tell me watching two dudes dryly banter with one another isn't more entertaining than most SNL skits.
This is definitely not something male exclusive and also this is the man-hate thread, you are free to start a man-appreciaton thread. I think they desperately need it.
 
Men are funny. They'll do/say things because they think it's hilarious, rather than aim to make someone else laugh —
I do that shit too, damn guess I need to chop my tits off and start T

Shit son, why do you think I like to rustle jimmies in the Autism Thunderdome?
 
I do that shit too, damn guess I need to chop my tits off and start T

Shit son, why do you think I like to rustle jimmies in the Autism Thunderdome?
Ikr, I hate the notion that women do everything just for approval. I could just post in Chantal's thread about how she is fat and gross and should die alone and post in the Thunderdome about how women are dumb whoresluts who should die because they only want Chad if I wanted that. Being a pick-me for men in the internet has got to be the most demented thing a woman can do. Literally zero benefit whatsoever unless you chose to monetize it like Shoe0nhead.
 
Are you shiksas still going
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LMAO the levels of MATI and fragile femininity
Come argue in the Mass Debates without janny protections, if you yentas think are equal wink wink
Not to bite the bait but the fact that you would suggest debating Internet scrotes about their psychopathology says a lot about why your opinion should just be ignored, lmao. Rest assured plenty of us have attempted to do this and realized it's a profound waste of time. Posting examples of your demographic's behavior speaks for itself, anyway.
 
Unironically, I think A&H has made me hate guys more. Does that count? I guess this is an autism contaninment site, but holy shit are some of the takes fucking awful and they are so adament about being pieces of shit.
Nothing fuels man-hate more than reading their true and honest thoughts shared anonymously on the internet that they would never say in real life. I don't think any woman who has grown up reading male-dominated websites can avoid getting totally blackpilled. It's easy to say "it's just some select few weirdos online" but honestly we don't know how many men we meet in real life have secret horrible thoughts like that as well. Pretty freaky to think about tbh.
 
Sure, they can probably get a random guy to listen to their problems, but what are the chances going to be that guy is only doing it to get sex and not because he genuinely cares and wants to be supportive?
This is a really big point, and what the incels especially fail to realize. Sexually motivated attention isn't this awesome thing that makes life as a woman really great. It's extremely hollow and transactional, and none of the shit you say really matters to the man who is only paying attention to you because he wants to fuck you. He is literally sitting there, processing not a single fucking thing, waiting for you to stop talking so that he can get the only thing he cares about out of you before he moves on. You can be entirely ignored, or you can be ignored under the fake display of interest, they aren't that different. I guess a lot of men have retarded ways of thinking about attention though, and seem to think any attention is good attention the way narcissists tend to.
 
Nothing fuels man-hate more than reading their true and honest thoughts shared anonymously on the internet that they would never say in real life. I don't think any woman who has grown up reading male-dominated websites can avoid getting totally blackpilled. It's easy to say "it's just some select few weirdos online" but honestly we don't know how many men we meet in real life have secret horrible thoughts like that as well. Pretty freaky to think about tbh.
The ones here remind me of serial killers who go out and take their mommy issues out on prostitutes. They seem like broken losers who HAVE to use the internet as an outlet for their rage. So they create these little fascist authoritarian power fantasies for themselves where they're emperor and all the shit they are mad at is banned, jailed or destroyed, and that's the end. Even when I would essentially agree with them on something, they are so autistic and hyperbolic about it, the opposition to their political positions seems more reasonable as a default.

I always ask these retards yeah okay, you want to make free speech illegal, then what about KF? Nothing. No good retort other than saying they'll be the ones in charge deciding who and what groups get fucked over (yeah right lol). I've been made fun of for voting here too. Ask them what they've done to change anything they're mad at, nothing again. You can tell how powerless and angry they are. It's all a big bag of cope. Guys with actual success may be annoying for many other reasons, but they certainly aren't this pathetic and try-hard edgy. lol I think only one of them complains about past girlfriends. I asked others if they had families or girlfriends or wives since they bitch about women, the state of relationships, etc. so much, again nothing.
 
If you're depressed go to a therapist.
Fucking this. It's literally what women do. Are you too cheap/too broke for a psychiatrist? Don't worry, my little niglet, I will help you.

Step 1: Get a job
Step 2: If you have a job, get a better paying one
Step 3: If you can't because you have no skills/education, get some.
Step 4: If you can't, or more likely, refuse to do this, look for free programs in your county/state/country/whatever the fuck. I used to live in a blood red county, and still got free psychiatry/therapy. Also, Walmart charges 4 bucks for Prozac.

No excuse.
 
I like their brand of humor more so than other women's.

How would you describe female humour?

The women in my life whom identify other women as "funny" generally are referring to Bridget Jones-like archetypes who tell long, meandering, self-deprecating anecdotal stories about current events that happened to themselves.
 
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Unironically, I think A&H has made me hate guys more. Does that count? I guess this is an autism contaninment site, but holy shit are some of the takes fucking awful and they are so adament about being pieces of shit.
what is A&H? I feel like I'm gonna hate myself if I already know what it means
 
How would you describe female humour?

The women in my life whom identify other women as "funny" generally are referring to Bridget Jones-like archetypes who tell long, meandering, self-deprecating anecdotal stories about current events that happened to themselves.
You didn't ask me, but female humor varies more than I think people using the category "female humor" realize. Some of the funniest women I've seen have been super conventionally attractive women who have a cynical nihilistic edge that I think only really comes from knowing they live every day as a target. Many people don't actually see their humor though because they tend to express themselves most openly on relatively hidden alt accounts. This might also be a controversial statement, but a number of women on tumblr are genuinely funny, and I'm not sure people realize the sheer quantity of memes and phrases they use which originated on tumblr. Too bad so many of those women think they're men now.
 
You didn't ask me, but female humor varies more than I think people using the category "female humor" realize. Some of the funniest women I've seen have been super conventionally attractive women who have a cynical nihilistic edge that I think only really comes from knowing they live every day as a target. Many people don't actually see their humor though because they tend to express themselves most openly on relatively hidden alt accounts. This might also be a controversial statement, but a number of women on tumblr are genuinely funny, and I'm not sure people realize the sheer quantity of memes and phrases they use which originated on tumblr. Too bad so many of those women think they're men now.
Lots of women are hilarious. Men just don't notice it because they don't value that quality in women at all. If a woman is funny but not beautiful then they are simply invisible to men and if a woman is funny and beautiful, they are too distracted by her beauty to listen to a single word she says. Women also aren't encouraged to be funny because men are very sensitive and get their feelings hurt by women making as much as a light hearted joke at their expense. Just look at the absolute tardrage this thread has produced. Women know not to make men chimp out irl by cracking a joke in their presence that might make them lash out violently.
 
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