Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[A Random Lurker]

What's NPS?

NPS is Nice Podcast Stupid, chief pest Dan's podcast about fatty.

 

[Associate Rick]

and drum up sympathy in the court of public opinion.

Sympathy that lasts as long as it takes for someone to glance at his twitter timeline.

What's NPS?

It's Dans podcast https://www.youtube.com/@SomervilleDan/videos

 

[break these cuffs]

Rick is such a self-righteous prick and is steadily losing it enough that I could see him snapping and making a spur of the moment declaration that he'd rather go to jail than pay. Whether he goes back on it before or after the judge orders the bailiff to place him under arrest is up in the air. I feel like there is at least a small chance we get a decent spergout whether it's from sheer pig-headed spite or some retard plan to sue for false imprisonment. Fatty is steadily getting more and more divorced from reality and this hearing is sure to trigger some narc rage.

My expectations are tempered because as @Next Task noted, lolsuits rarely deliver.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Rick is such a self-righteous prick and is steadily losing it enough that I could see him snapping and making a spur of the moment declaration that he'd rather go to jail than pay. Whether he goes back on it before or after the judge orders the bailiff to place him under arrest is up in the air. I feel like there is at least a small chance we get a decent spergout whether it's from sheer pig-headed spite or some retard plan to sue for false imprisonment. Fatty is steadily getting more and more divorced from reality and this hearing is sure to trigger some narc rage.

My expectations are tempered because as @Next Task noted, lolsuits rarely deliver.

I think I’m the first one to call it though, if he defiantly yells and goes to jail. Believe I predicted he thinks it will make him the next Nelson Mandela.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I feel like an excited child just waiting and counting the days until Christmas, when a strange Santa with 7 sinks and a tiny bit of the Downs will come down the chimney and hand me a present that looks like a court tape and a card that reads:

"Enjoy it, Child. I know I did.
Quasi"

Ps: is it possible get a dynamic countdown on the top of the thread? That'd be fantastic!

 

[break these cuffs]

I think I’m the first one to call it though, if he defiantly yells and goes to jail. Believe I predicted he thinks it will make him the next Nelson Mandela.

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I take back everything I said about Javier, the OandA guys said Pat would turn on him and he fucking did it. Beautiful. He also got him on tape saying multiple things that would go over quite badly at the contempt hearing, I hope Quasi's a patreon.

I hope he keeps digging - his last series (which I listened to when this came out and liked) was a similar story about a couple that ended up stalking themselves. I think he could have another season of content here.

Based on the schedule Part 4 will hit the free feed on August 22 - two days before the hearing. What a week!

Pat wanted a no questions asked retelling of his sob story like Morning Joe did. Unfortunately he found a journo that at least has a couple braincells and didn't fall for the snowjob.

He said at the end of part 4 he's washing his hands of the whole thing and he's not going to pursue it further, so I wouldn't hold my breath for part 5 where he starts patposting.

 

[RussianParasite]

I don't. I want them, but have been burned by lolsuits before. If Pat's there, I expect some oinkery before being shut down. But now the possibility has been raised that possibly only Nikki will be there, we wouldn't even get that.

Unfortunately I can see this as well. Pat is a real life tough guy coward and will probably send his stronger, better wife to answer to the court in his stead. I have no idea what that dumb bitch is going to say to ignoring debt they agreed to pay though. I can see a “sorry, it won’t happen again” from Nikki, the judge accepts, and then they either ignore it again or start paying. Yawn.

Please please let Quasi’s lawyers bring in footage of them saying they won’t pay their debt.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Unfortunately I can see this as well. Pat is a real life tough guy coward and will probably send his stronger, better wife to answer to the court in his stead.

It's called delegation, child. Patrick needs to spend that time correcting the record on Twitter.

 

[Associate Rick]

Pat wanted a no questions asked retelling of his sob story like Morning Joe did. Unfortunately he found a journo that at least has a couple braincells and didn't fall for the snowjob.

He said at the end of part 4 he's washing his hands of the whole thing and he's not going to pursue it further, so I wouldn't hold my breath for part 5 where he starts patposting.

It was worth it for these two clips alone

Imagine following this series from the beginning, maybe feeling some sympathy for Pat and Nikki and then you finally you get to hear this

 

[Lord Xenu]

I can’t get of the links to play

They work for me, but it took a second for the clips to load in Tor. Have you tried right clicking the applet, and using "save as"? It's possible it only works for me because its already cached in my browser, IDK. I uploaded the files and left the reply open in my browser for a few days until the fourth episode was out, so all 4 would be in one post. Maybe that caused a problem? Has anyone else tried to listen to them here on KF?
The files came from the paywalled "Pretend Radio" patreon. The first 3 episodes are available on Apple Podcasts, the last episode is on spotify. I'm guessing he decided to use Spotify because it has better stricter DRM and theres not much he can do about someone subscribing to patreon for the month and ripping all the niggeroni related episodes. (I was mistaken. As of Aug 13, only the first two episodes are on the public platforms. The rest are paywalled on Patreon).

The atalkers over at ONA are the source for these links:
Pretend Podcast @ Vocaroo
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Comedian and comedy commentator Pat thought this was so notable it needed to be posted online

on X


on Threads.net (first post in 2 weeks, twitter exodus going great)


on Instagram


on Post.news (2nd post in August, twitter exodus going great)


probably also on BlueSky

he's going to be stuck maintaining all these dead end accounts for years just to avoid having to admit defeat lol what a life, same with automanic.co

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

Slowly reading through the thread. I'm up to page 1400 now, just when A Christmas Carnage by Owen A. Forrems got released.

"Who gives a single miniscule fuck about your progress through the thread?", you might ask. Ah. You see, on page 1400 Mr. Moonface pointed out the book's numerous 5-star reviews on Goodreads. I then decided to check the reviews for Dr. Forrems's previous masterpiece, In the Fat (foreword by Nigel Igger). Clicking the author's name on the book page of "A Christmas Carnage" resulted in an "Error 404" message, so I searched for the book's name directly, and these were the results.

Zoom and enhance.

Oh come the fuck on

It's like the universe knows what an asshole man of pig is (also, very fat) and keeps providing hilarity even without any direct input from him.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Pat at is a real life tough guy coward and will probably send his stronger, better wife to answer to the court in his stead.

Guys, even if that happens, Pat lost. The laughs are guaranteed. He could:

A) Go, make a fool of himself, and get prison (stalker). Pays part of debt or stay in jail.
B) Go, behave like a little boy, admit he owns Quasi in front of what he believes is an audience of stalkers. Pays part of debt.
C) Send Thicki.

A/B scenarios are plain fucking gold.
At the first "judge child"/"I'm sorry Your Honour", it will be chaos (Stalkers around the world orgasm in unison. Ms. HoneyBadger exposes a nipple. Dan buys a 7th sink).

Scenario C is a wild card.
In the worst possible option, Thicki perfectly behaves. But she still has to pay and Pat will fume, and roar impotently, all the while getting mocked for being a poorer pig who now is also a total pussy. Until a month ago, I'd say that is the only logical way Scenario C could go.

But recently we've seen Thicki is almost as angry as Piggy, barely containing her rage, with a filthy mouth. Who knows what she'll do when Judge Sosnay chastises her for failing to make a single monthly payment as agreed? Remember, she signed the payment plan too! For all purposes, she's as much a payment ditching scumbag as Pat.

And we know HugeDongSosnay hates 2 things: people who refuse to pay their debts and people who don't have the proper deference for Court orders and dressing codes. Call me optimistic, but an angry, sarcastic, potty-mouthed, white-hating woman with glasses on her head in that court, being treated like an idiotic toddler by a white man?

I don't know man... I think we'll get some exquisite milk that day, no matter what happens.

 

[RussianParasite]

General Fatton, whose tactics single-handedly led to the destruction of Russia’s tank divisions in Ukraine, is back to remind everyone how much smarter and nerdier he was than those dumb jocks in high school.


I get that he pretty much lives in an African war zone, but why is this any less of a waste of time to memorize than sport stats?

 

[FinnSven]

I think I’m the first one to call it though, if he defiantly yells and goes to jail. Believe I predicted he thinks it will make him the next Nelson Mandela.

Which is disgusting as he deserves to be in prison more even than Blake Fielder Civil.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

General Fatton, whose tactics single-handedly led to the destruction of Russia’s tank divisions in Ukraine, is back to remind everyone how much smarter and nerdier he was than those dumb jocks in high school.
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I get that he pretty much lives in an African war zone, but why is this any less of a waste of time to memorize than sport stats?

wow you know what a phalanx is, such nerd, much geek. pretty much every guy in america who has even the slightest interest in military stuff knows what it is.

as for why is this less of a waste of time than sports? well i argue it is even more a waste of time. as a guy who vastly prefers to know this stuff than sports stuff, i can tell you that knowing sports gets you laid far more than this stuff does.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

General Fatton, whose tactics single-handedly led to the destruction of Russia’s tank divisions in Ukraine, is back to remind everyone how much smarter and nerdier he was than those dumb jocks in high school.
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I get that he pretty much lives in an African war zone, but why is this any less of a waste of time to memorize than sport stats?

Is that why his class didn't get a 1.7 GPA and he did?

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I love the names given to the victorious champions of the Patverse. It's one of my favorite bits by the Pests.

Pringles Can Jon (PCJ)
Big Dick Andrew (BDA)
And now Huge Dong Sosnay (HDS)
Patrick Tomlinson (FAT)

 

[DogZero]

I have a vague half memory of a sov cit in a video telling a police officer that they are the one who is in fact under arrest.

I am sure Fatrick will try such things the rate he is going.

Once saw a Person of economic factors in a very mundane misdemenor arraignment say he was citizens arresting the judge and started walking towards him, bailiff rebutted defendants legal arguement with force.

Wish we could get something similar from pat, but he is just too much of a bitch. Although he did flail at a cop? Maybe if he shows up sauced.