Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FuhrerMustang]

You would think Weebs would be better fan base to have than wine moms? More loyal and the latter clearly doesn't use the superchat feature to gibs you money. Would it have been that hard for Nick to continue to cover something margin in anime/ gaming? I could buy the theory's Vic's loss was a margin blow but maybe hype up his next project like those random audio books he has listed now on Amazon.

 

[Chibitzen]

I wonder if Mandy ever showed up

She would've had to fight through Kurt and Camelot to get inside Rekieta's little pizza wedge thanks to CriticalDrinker's girthy fan queue. Too much work for $5/mo.

Something tells me however she prefers to be the one that is chased. She could've Xeroxed several of her nudes and left a path to her from the YT corner. There wasn't enough foot traffic for it to get disturbed and it's not like he had much else going on anyway. She could do it for under 5 bucks.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I wonder if Mandy ever showed up

Recent photo of Mandy.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Imagine a grown man, a professional with an education and a law degree and multiple children, getting upset with and holding a grudge against terminally online, borderline mentally ill, social reject Zoomer girls who would be on boyfriend or parent welfare if they weren't employed as Vtubers. What kind of a person would harbor scorn for women in such a pitiable state?

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine a grown man, a professional with an education and a law degree and multiple children, getting upset with and holding a grudge against terminally online, borderline mentally ill, social reject Zoomer girls who would be on boyfriend or parent welfare if they weren't employed as Vtubers. What kind of a person would harbor scorn for women in such a pitiable state?

He's literally a wealthy white male bullying a mentally ill young woman who has to make her money by pretending to be an anime rabbit.

That's pretty disgusting. Is that what this supposed hero of free speech has sunk to?

He has certainly sunk to a disgusting level of behavior. Can we even call this man, as he sits in his home full of toys and paintings he spent tens of thousands of dollars just to leave them lying around on the floor, some kind of advocate of anything worthwhile at all?

He bullies some barely adult near-child rabbit, like a resentful freak, because she dodged a bullet by not showing up on his stream. This is a mentally ill person who vomits into a shelf and even has a shelf reserved for vomiting. Not made up, this is personal admission thing.

This is what this so-called "man" has been reduced to.

The anime rabbit is still a better human than this repulsive cucked fucker.

He's more cucked than Ron Toye.

ETA: I am informed that the shelf-vomiting stuff is not a current behavior but something she did as a maladjusted hikikomori weeb tween and she's over that now.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's there to network with other youtubers, he doesn't give a fuck about the panel.

No doubt, but I don't get why he would embarrass himself just to "network." Certainly there are other less public methods of networking. Hell, he could have even gone to AM but declined a table.

Also, while you're here, you might find this take from Anna amusing. It was posted in the vtuber thread, so you might not have seen it earlier.



I wanna know who are the 239+ idiots that think Anna isn't braindead for thinking this is a plausible defense.

She would've had to fight through Kurt and Camelot to get inside Rekieta's little pizza wedge thanks to CriticalDrinker's girthy fan queue.

I love how CD was at the point of the wedge. Much like with da Vinci's The Last Supper, they know full well who the focus should be on.

 

[Lidl Drip]

This thread desperately needs a divorce prediction poll.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

This thread desperately needs a divorce prediction poll.

i don’t think the divorce is gonna happen personally our wife has way more fish heads to gain from staying with him until the folks die she has already invested nearly 20years into this strat unless they actually cut him off from inheritance. In which case, she might divorce him but his income has decreased significantly over the last year so unless she finds another rich dude to glom onto goblina is still better off cucking balldo man

 

[feral cat #6385]

This thread desperately needs a divorce prediction poll.

As long as the cuck keeps taking her to Hedonism II to get bored out by nigger cocks they will stay together.

I think it's more likely he will crash the Balldo Mobile while drunk driving. Probably kill a family. End up in prison for manslaughter.

 

[Null]

Guys, verification badges are really mostly for people who are established personalities. This is probably Kalea and your ability to authenticate this person is about as good as mine.

 

[beautiful person]

I think it's more likely he will crash the Balldo Mobile while drunk driving. Probably kill a family. End up in prison for manslaughter.

Hopefully none of his kids are in the car with him.

Guys, verification badges are really mostly for people who are established personalities. This is probably Kalea and your ability to authenticate this person is about as good as mine.

Did someone message you?

 

[Retink Retunk]

I wanna know who are the 239+ idiots that think Anna isn't braindead for thinking this is a plausible defense.

I remember The Dragon's Treasure basically said anyone who didn't think it was a planted message was braindead. I went to find it, but got bored as they all tweet so much that it got buried, but looks like the Flaggot is still whining about it to this day:

How pathetic.

 

[Sewer Rat]

He's literally a wealthy white male bullying a mentally ill young woman who has to make her money by pretending to be an anime rabbit.

That's pretty disgusting. Is that what this supposed hero of free speech has sunk to?

He has certainly sunk to a disgusting level of behavior. Can we even call this man, as he sits in his home full of toys and paintings he spent tens of thousands of dollars just to leave them lying around on the floor, some kind of advocate of anything worthwhile at all?

He bullies some barely adult near-child rabbit, like a resentful freak, because she dodged a bullet by not showing up on his stream. This is a mentally ill person who vomits into a shelf and even has a shelf reserved for vomiting. Not made up, this is personal admission thing.

This is what this so-called "man" has been reduced to.

The anime rabbit is still a better human than this repulsive cucked fucker.

He's more cucked than Ron Toye.

I remember very vividly, back in the Vic's case era, a stream where Rekieta went into a free speech rant against flaggers on twitter, how leftoids and sjw abussed the report button and that even "death threats" on the internet are meaningless, and that no one should flag another person for tweeting "die" or "I'll kill you" or "kill yourself". Jump a couple of years to today, and Rekieta and his coomer entourage did exactly that, fucking flagging clips channels, reporting people on twitter, getting another content creator banned because "muh death threat!!!".
If Rekieta or coomalot ever say that they actually feared for their lives with that "kill him" tweet between Pippa and her friend I will forever laugh at how pathetic of a man Rekieta became.

I remember The Dragon's Treasure basically said anyone who didn't think it was a planted message was braindead. I went to find it, but got bored as they all tweet so much that it got buried, but looks like the Flaggot is still whining about it to this day:
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How pathetic.

he created that whole drama, and as soon as it happened he did like 3 full shows about it, and even to this exact same day he keeps milking it. Make no mistake, Coomalot's channel is a fucking content desert, his shitty and boring "store videos" get absolutely no traction, the only reason his channel is alive is because of the podcast that keeps him alive for 2 reasons:
1. like kino casino, he has a couple of paypigs that donate red superchats every show
2. he milks any drama or guest as much as he can

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

It's easy to see why his attendance this year was a mistake from the following timeline:

It's been covered here extensively, but there's also the fact that Nick started retconning and using weasel words after the final appeal denial to pretend that he never initially recommended/made the initial referral to Ty Beard for Vic.

He went so far as to lie & pretend he didn't know who Ty was prior to the Vic case, despite Beard being his family's attorney.

It's one thing to have shown bad judgment in the case of a bad outcome.

It's quite another to gaslight your fans that you were never involved and never said those things in the first place.

I remember The Dragon's Treasure

Wow, I completely forgot that this guy existed since I stopped watching Nick a year ago.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Wow, I completely forgot that this guy existed since I stopped watching Nick a year ago.

Dude was noseguarding nick but has hung around on his streams less and less (including the SCs) and on the pippa drama he sided with cody. So dude is at least smart enough to not shit on his target audience like nick.

Also

 

[Captain Manning]

This thread desperately needs a divorce prediction poll.

Ask @mindlessobserver, and maybe he'll add it. As the OP author, he would have the ability to add one. Might want to combine it with other predictions as to Rekieta's future and allow people to chose more than one answer.

This is probably Kalea and your ability to authenticate this person is about as good as mine.

I think her first (and thus far, only) post is basically self-authenticating. Only two people would be able to leak that conversation. Her and Nick. And Nick sure as hell isn't leaking it. I suppose technically the other possibility is it's a faked screenshot, but I like to presume good faith a lot of the time.

I remember The Dragon's Treasure basically said anyone who didn't think it was a planted message was braindead.

Yeah, you posted a screencap of that here.

There is absolutely zero chance that Coomalot accidently crafted an "apology" where the first letter of every sentence spelled out "PHASE IS GAY."

ZERO.

Anna is widely regarded as the dumbest member of Simpcast for a reason. If she didn't have tits, she would probably starve to death.

It's one thing to have shown bad judgment in the case of a bad outcome.

It's quite another to gaslight your fans that you were never involved and never said those things in the first place.

What Nick should have said:

"Well guys, it was worth a shot. I'd like to thank everybody who financially and morally supported Vic throughout all this. Some pretty big mistakes on our side were made, and that's unfortunate. The law is sometimes autistic and lawyers aren't perfect though."

What Nick basically said:

"I never knew Ty before all this. I didn't recommend Ty to Vic. I don't know what you guys are talking about. I bear no responsibility whatsoever. I ALWAYS said this was an extreme long shot. Ty did nothing wrong. Also, weebs are dumb zoo animals. Thanks for the money, suckers! Now off to build my sex dungeon, write Randazza another obscenely large check, and look a Ducatis!"

Also

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YoU GUyZ ARe ProJECtInG!!!!!!

It's now old. He'd do better to stop responding to his critics on Twitter all together. He's gonna end up like Spoony.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Dude was noseguarding nick but has hung around on his streams less and less (including the SCs) and on the pippa drama he sided with cody. So dude is at least smart enough to not shit on his target audience like nick.

Also

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Bitchboy seems to get pretty pissed off with the way he's responding to everyone lately.

Is he drunk? Probably pissed off that Kalea exposed his whining and crying in DMs? Maybe his negro didn't come to his house to visit him? Probably all of them?

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Given his developing propensity for Twitter screeching and the DMs posted here recently, I cannot imagine the nuclear levels of seethe that must be out there from Nick that we'll never see.

For now at least. There will be defectors from the kingdom of Balldonia in the future thanks to the actions of its Cuck-in-Chief.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I remember The Dragon's Treasure basically said anyone who didn't think it was a planted message was braindead. I went to find it, but got bored as they all tweet so much that it got buried, but looks like the Flaggot is still whining about it to this day:
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How pathetic.

Has one single threat ever materialized? Both Came Alot and Nick, who spent all of the Weeb Wars calling out people who claim to have received death threats, have claimed Coomlots received death threats and neither has provided a single receipt.

Every time I visit this thread I just get depressed. It's like watching someone you know and enjoy who has real talent casually shooting up with a bunch of dope fiends and you cannot stop him. In fact if you do try to stop him he'll just shoot up even more just to spite you for telling him what he can't do even if that's to lay off the smack.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm skeptical about most stuff posted on Kiwifarms- the opportunity to post disinfo is just too easy, if one were so inclined. That said, that Kalea did not go on an attention-grabbing spree after the DM dump honestly gives her authenticity. Senor Balldoman has a nasty habit of trying to take things off the public record. We have seen that on streams, we have seen that now in chats. I am sure there are many, many DMs which would enrich our understanding of Mr Rekieta, for both good and bad. And outside of screenshots, there's not a practical way to authenticate messages from Discord, Insta, or Signal (or whatever else IDK... IRC). If people are comfortable sharing them or posting them, please continue. What has been shared so far is establishing a side of Nick that has been suspected for some time.

Not that it matters, I am just some guy.

But just some guys don't go to conventions and expect people to line up for miles to chat with them and maybe get a photo or sign some merch. But Rackets doesn't have any merch. Not really, I guess there were the print on demand stuff he supported for a while, in ugly color combos and weird themes. Maybe that store is still up, I don't know. But he didn't bring any with him, that I can tell. I guess you could bring a balldo for him to sign. That would go great next to your 4-star hat, your Killstream shirt, and your copy of one of CRP's books.

Noseman's current audience is not made up of anime fans, and he continues to shit on large swaths of the anime fandom. Slice of life is by far one of the most common and popular genres on Crunchyroll (and presumably in Japan). V-tubers, well you can see the numbers on youtube and twitch. So given his hatred of the audience, why go? Or at least, why have a booth? Drinker had a line, but he's funny, likeable, and I think has some books that people could ask him to sign. Chrissie Mayr has a comedy album (and also tits... not sure if she got CDs or not of it, or vinyl? IDK what people do these days). Guys like Chris Gore didn't have a booth, even though he has a flipping documentary that people could have him sign. But Chris came all the same, took pictures, and thanked people (even Nick).

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cv6faCiuOZC/

But Nick can't even do a single post to promote it. But as others has mentioned, he's sure got time to internet slap fight. My guess is that Nick will claim Matsuri was a huge success, because he had fun. He and Kayla (and Drex) like to have fun. It's just a bit of fun. A sane person would see that they're past the time to sunset this sort of public appearance. Nick is not known for his good decisions. I look forward to seeing how his live "shows" go from here, and what his future con schedule ends up like.

Remember when Noseman used to say it was "for the fans"? Now it's fuck the fans- I need mine. Whether that's telling the fans to fuck off, or to (minimally) fantasize about fucking them, it's all the same in Rackets' booze-addled, coom-filled mind. Keep those superchats coming in, grandma.